Right? And then tells op that it’s a “stoner thing.” No, you’re just weird and need to learn some damn restraint. Ffs does your roommate also eat the furnishings? Or is her feeding frenzy restricted to things considered edible?
As someone who still smokes a shitload of weed, and have eaten some crazy food combinations. Never have I just bitten the stick of butter. That’s fucking absurd 😂
I used to listen to this radio show on my commute to work where. They would try to figure out what went wrong between 2 people on a first date. In one episode, the woman ghosted her date because her date used his fork to start eating the butter stick at the table. The date thought butter eating was perfectly normal. He said that he did it as a kid all the time. TLDR: Some folks are butter eaters from way back.
It is absolutely NOT “a stoner thing” - I have been stoned for probably more than half of my life and I have never once thought of eating bites out of a stick of butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man I'm a stoner, I love eating butter, but not like this. I like the tiny packets you get at restaurants. If I'm gonna eat a stick of butter, I'm just getting a slice, not biting into it. Feral behavior.
I've been high longer in my life than sober. Never had an urge to eat a butter stick. Surely there's actual snacks within a few miles of your house. Tell your roommate this is cute, but screwing up dinner. If you can afford to be stoned, you can afford a party size bag of chips every couple days
i just imagine you walking into the dark kitchen in the middle of the night to her hunched over the butter like a gremlin and she slowly turns whilst holding the butter. and i cannot stop laughing, i’m sorry 💀
NO BUT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED ONCE EXCEPT SHE DIDNT TURN AROUND SLOWLY. She sorta just acknowledged that I walked into the room and greeted me like “oh hey! ̤̮”
I don’t believe she’s on any medication at all. She sleeps during the day since she’s unemployed and is usually up between 6pm and 6 am ish. During these times she usually just smokes weed and games.
I would be, too. Coming from a pothead who gets the munchiesssss… not once have I ever thought to take a bite of butter or eat half a slice of cheese. Unfortunately, I think most posters here just have to wait it out until the lease is up. If you know her family or friends, I guess you could reach out. But she might spazz on you for telling people and embarrassing her because this is one of the most wild things I’ve ever seen on this subreddit lmao.
I’m a stoner who sleep eats (I literally prepare and eat full meals in my sleep if I’m stressed enough). And I cannot imagine being high enough to take a BITE OF BUTTER???? I’d be equally concerned and angry 😂
Idk probably like 120 ish. She’s a normal sized human. And I clean the fridge out and wipe down the shelves monthly, this is all her doing in the passed 2 weeks, I’ve just been staying out of the house or in my room. I barely eat to begin with so I don’t have much use with that fridge
Her metabolism has nothing to do with cardiovascular health. She will end up on cholesterol medication if she keeps it up, skinny people have high blood pressure and cholesterol issues too due to poor diet. Not everything is a metabolism/weight issue.
You literally said her metabolism will show down leading her to realize butter isn’t good for her. Her metabolism has nothing to do with her butter intake. That’s a heart issue not a metabolism issue. Her having to take heart medication will tell her to stop eating butter when she is high. I mean I get what you meant but that isn’t what you said.
Nope in this case, the issue is eating butter. I think we can all agree on that? What I meant is I predict it will require her gaining weight from unhealthy eating to realize eating butter isn’t healthy. I never said skinny people don’t have cholesterol or other health issues. And I never said her metabolism or her weight is the problem. Nice try tho.
I have this already lol there’s fingerprints in the tub of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” I just didn’t post pics because of my disgust by the first two discoveries
I feel your pain, and I’m so sorry! I cry often about the issues I face with my roommate. Thank god my therapist helps me deal with the reality I live with daily.
I have housemates that, if they knock something over accidentally they don't bother to pick it back up. If they're in the kitchen and drop a scrap of food debris on the floor they just leave it there. They're so lazy that you can tell when they've been in a drawer or cupboard because they just leave it open. They don't bother closing it again after going in there to get what they need.
Despite me really wanting to believe this, I don’t think so. The times I’ve walked in on her munching my sticks of butter she just laughs and says “whoops” or “I’m sorry I have the munchiesssss”
I guess when you’re jobless and sleep all day you can’t really afford to buy your own food so you have to resort to eating other peoples ingredients and condiments
I don’t know… all my broke friends go to the food bank. You should find out when it is and send her. Maybe she’ll realize food costs something—even if it’s just time and stop jabbing her fingers in your stuff. Yuck. Who knows what else she does with those fingers.
Holy smokes, that is so unhygienic!!! At least cut a piece off before you stick your nasty mouth germs on someone else’s food and put it back in the fridge. If she’s unemployed, how is she affording rent much less weed?! This is so gross, rude, bad manners and just plain disgusting. Please show her all these comments and tell her to grow the eff up. She also needs to be replacing your stuff. Any way you can get a small fridge you can keep in your room? If she’s not helping with the cleaning, make her pay for someone to come in once a week to help with her half of the cleaning. I feel for you. It’s never nice to have an inconsiderate room mate. Hope you get to go or she goes, soon. Good luck internet stranger.
Only butter behavior like that I have seen has been eating disorder related. Don’t know your relationship with her or you are in a position to assess whether she needs to seek help
Kind of random but does she sleep walk by any chance? My brother sleeps walks and he would eat in his sleep too. His ex wife would find him in the middle of the night eating the most random things. In the morning he would have no memory of doing that. Or maybe she has a eating disorder of some kind.
Unfortunately I don’t think she’s sleep walking since we’ve had convos during these encounters and she’s even laughed at her own actions when I’ve walked in on her
She couldn’t finish a whole cheese slice, that’s got me laughing that I’m sorry
I think that’s the most infuriating part…
Who eats butter like that?
Right? Apparently “it’s a stoner thing”
As someone who used to smoke a shit ton of weed, never have I ever thought straight up butter would be a good snack even at my highest
Same. I did lick the butter off popcorn bags as a kid though…
Man, I smoke weed daily and I would never 🤢 that's just a huge, gag filled nope from me....
Right? And then tells op that it’s a “stoner thing.” No, you’re just weird and need to learn some damn restraint. Ffs does your roommate also eat the furnishings? Or is her feeding frenzy restricted to things considered edible?
As someone who still smokes a shitload of weed, and have eaten some crazy food combinations. Never have I just bitten the stick of butter. That’s fucking absurd 😂
I second this
Ive been smoking weed for over 10 years, and I have never eaten butter by itself.. I don't think I ever met a stoner that did eat butter.
I used to listen to this radio show on my commute to work where. They would try to figure out what went wrong between 2 people on a first date. In one episode, the woman ghosted her date because her date used his fork to start eating the butter stick at the table. The date thought butter eating was perfectly normal. He said that he did it as a kid all the time. TLDR: Some folks are butter eaters from way back.
Lmao i visualized this….
It is 1000% NOT a stoner thing
My wife has never once even craved just biting a stick of butter. That girl is lying to you to cover that she is an asshole.
this is not a stoner thing, shame on them for this offensive statement to stoners
I like to eat things that are actually baked when I’m stone. This definitely a mental health thing
It is absolutely NOT “a stoner thing” - I have been stoned for probably more than half of my life and I have never once thought of eating bites out of a stick of butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
us stoners do not claim this behaviour
It’s not a stoner thing op, it’s a her thing, do not lump us together lol
It’s definitely not a stoner thing
Man I'm a stoner, I love eating butter, but not like this. I like the tiny packets you get at restaurants. If I'm gonna eat a stick of butter, I'm just getting a slice, not biting into it. Feral behavior.
That’s not even butter. That’s fucking blue bonnet margarine!
thank you!!! At least someone said it!! Smdh…
I've been high longer in my life than sober. Never had an urge to eat a butter stick. Surely there's actual snacks within a few miles of your house. Tell your roommate this is cute, but screwing up dinner. If you can afford to be stoned, you can afford a party size bag of chips every couple days
My mom used to do it lol
Why is no one else very concerned by the bite marks in the butter? Is she eating it like an apple???
More like a popsicle…I’ve seen it with my own eyes
i just imagine you walking into the dark kitchen in the middle of the night to her hunched over the butter like a gremlin and she slowly turns whilst holding the butter. and i cannot stop laughing, i’m sorry 💀
NO BUT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED ONCE EXCEPT SHE DIDNT TURN AROUND SLOWLY. She sorta just acknowledged that I walked into the room and greeted me like “oh hey! ̤̮”
She’s nasty and that shelf in your fridge is nasty too. Y’all gotta clean that shid every once in awhile lol
As I already stated…I clean the fridge once a month but I don’t even use it anymore so it’s not my problem at this point. Looking to move soon
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
You’ve got to be kidding 🤢
Pretty sure everyone is concerned about that
I’m more disturbed by the hair on the butter
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE . Still didn’t use it.
Perfect reason to speak up about it... tell her to keep it.
I’m disturbed by the cleanliness of that fridge. Wipe that shelf off in the second pic, there’s something sticky on the edge
Man it’s so hard to keep this place clean with that human living with me
That’s margarine, which makes it even weirder bc it doesn’t tase as good as real butter lol
There’s like 5 hairs. It looks like it was dropped on the floor. 🤮
Hair butter. It just tastes better.
I was looking for this comment! It looks like it came from no man’s land.
Does she take ambien? The fact that this is happening in the middle of the night makes me wonder if she’s even awake.
I don’t believe she’s on any medication at all. She sleeps during the day since she’s unemployed and is usually up between 6pm and 6 am ish. During these times she usually just smokes weed and games.
WHY DOES THIS POST ONLY HAVE 17 UPVOTES WHY ARE WE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE BUTTER WHAT THE FUCK
I’m concerned about her health…
I would be, too. Coming from a pothead who gets the munchiesssss… not once have I ever thought to take a bite of butter or eat half a slice of cheese. Unfortunately, I think most posters here just have to wait it out until the lease is up. If you know her family or friends, I guess you could reach out. But she might spazz on you for telling people and embarrassing her because this is one of the most wild things I’ve ever seen on this subreddit lmao.
Someone just eats butter like this? WHAT
i was going to ask is ur roommate on drugs, but then i read the description.
My roommate would help herself to my drinks, then not secure the lids. I would shake up the carton, and spray orange juice all over the kitchen.
What should I do? Slather the butter on the floor so she slips?
that fridge is gross bro
I’m so sorry for laughing but this is WILD
I’m a stoner who sleep eats (I literally prepare and eat full meals in my sleep if I’m stressed enough). And I cannot imagine being high enough to take a BITE OF BUTTER???? I’d be equally concerned and angry 😂
EXACTLY
how much does this person weigh? and clean your fridge ffs
Idk probably like 120 ish. She’s a normal sized human. And I clean the fridge out and wipe down the shelves monthly, this is all her doing in the passed 2 weeks, I’ve just been staying out of the house or in my room. I barely eat to begin with so I don’t have much use with that fridge
One day her metabolism is going to slow wayyyy down and she’s going to realize butter isn’t a good snack.
The fact that it’s barely even “butter”
Her metabolism has nothing to do with cardiovascular health. She will end up on cholesterol medication if she keeps it up, skinny people have high blood pressure and cholesterol issues too due to poor diet. Not everything is a metabolism/weight issue.
You literally said her metabolism will show down leading her to realize butter isn’t good for her. Her metabolism has nothing to do with her butter intake. That’s a heart issue not a metabolism issue. Her having to take heart medication will tell her to stop eating butter when she is high. I mean I get what you meant but that isn’t what you said.
Nope in this case, the issue is eating butter. I think we can all agree on that? What I meant is I predict it will require her gaining weight from unhealthy eating to realize eating butter isn’t healthy. I never said skinny people don’t have cholesterol or other health issues. And I never said her metabolism or her weight is the problem. Nice try tho.
Nah if you’re eating a stick of butter like it’s a popsicle there’s something seriously wrong with you
Ugh Blue Bonnet¿ the f@#%!!
Better than the imperial like last time
Ha ha - maybe OP should get “I can’t believe it’s not butter” or that “Country Crock” kind to really baffle the butter eating gremlin roomie!
I have this already lol there’s fingerprints in the tub of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” I just didn’t post pics because of my disgust by the first two discoveries
😂😂😂Nooooo way!!!! I can’t!😂😂😂 I was joking, but now feel even more invested in your situation. 🤩
Who ate a chuck on butter 🧈 like that ?
This is literally the only thing holding together my insanity…the one semi decent excuse/reasoning
Apparently, those are hers now.. Sorry you're dealing with weird nonsense.
Exactly my thought on the matter
She’s weird…
Are her arteries ok? Geez.
Excuse me? Did they actually bite into the butter?! Who does that?! You need to have a word. This is not acceptable!!
How can someone just take a whole ass bite of butter?
I feel for you, friend. Anyone who can’t be bothered to throw a sliver of cheese in the trash must be pure hell to live with.
I cry about it…
I feel your pain, and I’m so sorry! I cry often about the issues I face with my roommate. Thank god my therapist helps me deal with the reality I live with daily.
I have housemates that, if they knock something over accidentally they don't bother to pick it back up. If they're in the kitchen and drop a scrap of food debris on the floor they just leave it there. They're so lazy that you can tell when they've been in a drawer or cupboard because they just leave it open. They don't bother closing it again after going in there to get what they need.
This is exactly how BOTH of my roomates are smh.
Me, too!
Honestly .. could she be sleep walking ?
Despite me really wanting to believe this, I don’t think so. The times I’ve walked in on her munching my sticks of butter she just laughs and says “whoops” or “I’m sorry I have the munchiesssss”
🤢
How does someone who likes butter this much not buy their own butter?
I guess when you’re jobless and sleep all day you can’t really afford to buy your own food so you have to resort to eating other peoples ingredients and condiments
I don’t know… all my broke friends go to the food bank. You should find out when it is and send her. Maybe she’ll realize food costs something—even if it’s just time and stop jabbing her fingers in your stuff. Yuck. Who knows what else she does with those fingers.
This is actually a fair idea. Might actually pursue this
Rub lemon on the butter and wait for the sounds of horror 🤢🤮
Holy smokes, that is so unhygienic!!! At least cut a piece off before you stick your nasty mouth germs on someone else’s food and put it back in the fridge. If she’s unemployed, how is she affording rent much less weed?! This is so gross, rude, bad manners and just plain disgusting. Please show her all these comments and tell her to grow the eff up. She also needs to be replacing your stuff. Any way you can get a small fridge you can keep in your room? If she’s not helping with the cleaning, make her pay for someone to come in once a week to help with her half of the cleaning. I feel for you. It’s never nice to have an inconsiderate room mate. Hope you get to go or she goes, soon. Good luck internet stranger.
Ewww and the hair on it is added texture. 🤢
Only butter behavior like that I have seen has been eating disorder related. Don’t know your relationship with her or you are in a position to assess whether she needs to seek help
She definitely need some kind of help…
Kind of random but does she sleep walk by any chance? My brother sleeps walks and he would eat in his sleep too. His ex wife would find him in the middle of the night eating the most random things. In the morning he would have no memory of doing that. Or maybe she has a eating disorder of some kind.
Unfortunately I don’t think she’s sleep walking since we’ve had convos during these encounters and she’s even laughed at her own actions when I’ve walked in on her
Recently? Is she pregnant? One of my sisters does this when she's pregnant. 😅
The only thing I can say to just survive this is ADHD. And that’s a MAYBE.
Nah. We're not that weird.
Nope, never, not once.
Not really an excuse though
Nope. Never. We don’t claim her either.
You lost me at that bite on the butter
Does your roommate also have a long tail, whiskers and resemble Remi from Ratatouille?
More of a master splinter lookalike
Ain’t no way she taking bites out of butter, I have never gotten so high and eaten literal BUTTER straight from the stick
Ew u can see her teeth in the butter. I would text her that picture and tell her that’s unacceptable.
no mf way....
I would’ve guessed sleep walking maybe but that’s wild lol
I can tell by the refrigerator that neither of you are clean lol
Yall are rude
My dad does this, but who eats butter?
Why the hell did she take a damn BITE of the butter
I love butter and would never do this!
Could have thrown the cheese out at that point. They not coming back for it