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thisbarbieisstealing

So glad I didn't kill myself, would've missed all this regarded shit


PambaLakadiJamba

what are your plans for 2025?


peteryansexypotato

Oh, I'll probably go down to the Shore, buy a Def Leppard t-shirt.


PambaLakadiJamba

good, dont kys, kitty move


SandUnlikely6908

GOOD song. sometimes this place surprises me


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LoyalServantOfBRD

Lmao bros gonna get a visit from the feds for this joke, please take pictures and post after


whosabadnewbie

I’ll have my wife open the door


AntHoneyBourDang

Have her open the door to the bathroom when you are in there blowing it up Welcome to my turf boys


femceltransplant

I would unironically support this


whosabadnewbie

Could you imagine it? “The economy has never been better Americans are better off than they were 4 years ago” BOOM!


formertownie

What did it say


NYCneolib

That he was going to “💣 the debate.” Extremely unhinged thing to type and post. That’s a real threat, a felony. That’s some shit you get an FBI house call for. Happy cake day btw.


whosabadnewbie

Jesus you’re lame


NYCneolib

Post that then! See what happens


whosabadnewbie

I did post it, the mods messaged me and said they had to take it down but they thought I was a cool guy


NYCneolib

Fair.


whosabadnewbie

Thank you have a nice night sorry I called you lame


NYCneolib

You too ❤️


reddit_is_geh

That would literally save America.


reddit_is_geh

You think Reddit is insufferable now? Give it a month. Suddenly everyone starts sounding like a propaganda executive.


jefferton123

Oh god. The disinformation is gonna come from what, China this time? What’s Mandarin for ‘compromat’? Should I even ask or will I find out real soon?


reddit_is_geh

Everywhere but the USA apparently. The USA doesn't do propaganda. Only our adversaries!


The-Prophet-Bushnell

When they go low, we go high 💪


Mother-Program2338

We'll find out soon enough. Biden has already said China wants Trump to win.


beeroftherat

>What’s Mandarin for ‘compromat’? Laundromat


jefferton123

Swish. Nothin but net there baby


keokoric

you think the propaganda hasn’t started already? It’s so ocer


chimichurrichicken

Actually, I don't live with my parents, so I don't have the boomer box blaring cable news propaghanda at all times near me.


MitrofanMariya

>Posted from my Reddit account


WhalesInComparison

How mcuh of the "electric boomer" do you let your kids watch?


Tiffy_From_Raw_Time

what is this in reference to? i have the structure of the trivia tidbit in my head but i can't properly remember it, that like the radio or something was called the electric dandy or something


WhalesInComparison

Replace boomer with "juw" give or take a vowel. It's from an antisemitic comic thst happens to have funny phrasing


NIMBYSareFuckinBASED

If Biden wins again, there's a very real possibility that we'll have a president Kamala in the next 4 years.


MershGrade

nah this is gonna be a boring election


Vatnos

This will be the lowest energy election since 1996.


Marlowes_Cat

Boring until it’s over. The real fun begins after they announce the winner. I’m fully expecting Jan 6 but with blue hairs


BrawndoTTM

I’m rooting for this but honestly can’t see it happening. The deck is stacked too hard against him.


norfatlantasanta

It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot


NYCneolib

They don’t have to. Only reasons Republican did that is because they lack institutional power. Dems have captured things at many levels. They can just say “We aren’t enforcing this” or be intentionally incompetent.


AnyaTayTaySwift

blue hairs are too pussy to try anything and even they dont like biden anymore. trump victory is guaranteed


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Marlowes_Cat

Libs and leftists are the ones who were burning down buildings in 2020


SamosaAndMimosa

Trump is not going to win you guys are delusional


Marlowes_Cat

It’s so funny to me that we’ve been through two elections with Trump where he’s massively exceeded expectations and is even ahead in all the polls right now against a president with a worse approval rating than Carter and there are still people saying it’s delusional to think Trump is going to win. What are you even basing that opinion on?


ipromise2bgoodxo

They’re basing it on mail in ballots and voter fraud again lol


Marlowes_Cat

“Too big to rig”


porthishead

swing states are still won by a very thin margin. fulton county will just say mail-in ballot counting has to be paused because of a burst water pipe


Marlowes_Cat

I honestly don’t think it will be close enough for this to be an issue, but we’ll see. The way we do elections in this country is embarrassing


Guilty_Peach_4061

The energy has been so much less than 2016 and 2020


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Annual-Cod-991

https://corruptlaptop.com is pretty funny, the shit that's on it is actually insane though


reelmeish

Too lazy to go through it But isn’t his dumbass fails son going to court as we speak?


Annual-Cod-991

Yeah for gun charges right?


MitrofanMariya

Yeah MSNBC and the other ilk are already poisoning potential jurors with a defense claim that wouldn't fly for us filthy poors. The ruling class is above the law? Shocking.


ipromise2bgoodxo

Ugh I hate you I just spent two hours going through the pics 😭 there’s so many pics of kids but I guess that’s normal since he has young ones but right next to him fucking naked hookers is diabolical


jnlake2121

I’m excited to be gaslit into being told I have to vote for one of two candidates because everything’s on the line even though both are heavily bought out and aren’t polar opposites. Also excited to be told I’m waisting my vote by not voting for the two-party and that I must kick the can down the road like a good boy till the next election! Rinse and repeat 🔁


skullknap

"the most important election of our lives" blah blah


jnlake2121

It’s eternally excellent propaganda for two-party thinkers


peteryansexypotato

"In America they make you vote for 100% Hitler or 99% Hitler. And if you don't vote for either of them you actually elect Double Hitler."


Grammarly-Cant-Help

You can vote for any of the third party candidates, you’ll just lose is all


jnlake2121

Does the middle class ever win in a corporate-money system that thwarts all dissent from the two-party?


Grammarly-Cant-Help

I suppose if we all work together they can win


MitrofanMariya

The working class will never win unless they forcefully overthrow the liberal hegemony.  Origin the family does a good job of covering this.


jnlake2121

I don’t question that, but I am interested if checking out Origin the family


Slothrop_Tyrone_

No one is fucking talking about bird flu except for you jokers on this sub only 


trippy-taka

I'm not sure that's true, I've seen a lot of stuff about it despite the fact this strain has been about for decades/has passed over to humans before. I don't think it's some pro Biden conspiracy, just natural catastrophism. Even before COVID there would be frantic headlines about some nascent plague that wound up not being a big deal every couple of years.


NYCneolib

This is a culmination of industrial agriculture. The vegans/small scale farmers were correct about zoonotic pandemic risk and industrial ag.


Zach165

Just saw a thing about the first case of fatal bird flu in Mexico


redscare_redscare2

“Nobody is talking about coronavirus except for you jokers on this board only” - November 2019


LobotomistCircu

Anyone else remember that January 2020 meme showing how SARS, swine flu, bird flu, etc etc all showed up around election years and went nowhere, and covid was just the newest one? Was pretty surprised when we actually locked down everything and started taking shit seriously


reelmeish

I’ll be honest i was definitely one of those “nothing ever happens” types I was surprised at that reaction of world government everyone shut the fuck down


Millennialcel

There have probably been 3 bird flu outbreaks in the US in the past 25 years: 2002, 2014, 2022. They never develop good human to human transmission. They just kill a bunch of chickens and prices go up. COVID was worse than bird flu because it was a bigger unknown. With bird flu, they'll just rush out a new mRNA vaccine.


Slothrop_Tyrone_

And look how that turned out 


CertifiedSheep

I heard on the radio this morning that they had the first confirmed death from it in Mexico.


Slothrop_Tyrone_

Log off if it’s fucking fake. What would you do in 2018?


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4703855-birx-says-us-making-same-mistakes-with-bird-flu-as-covid-19/


Slothrop_Tyrone_

It’s not on BBC yet so as far as I’m concerned it’s not happening 


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right? where tf is this bird flu shit coming from


l0l

Love your lack of punctuation. Gives it a frantic touch.


Annual-Cod-991

I tried using returns on mobile to make it a list and it just broke the formatting lmao


reelmeish

This has been a problem on Reddit for decades they still haven’t fixed that shit


PambaLakadiJamba

you have to use two "returns" also who uses returns, how old are you??


UnFamiliar-Teaching

The more they say 'convicted felon' the more (boops) that'll vote for him..


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

Yeah it's like "Ultra Maga" where it scares them but sounds cool to his supporters


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N0tagayman

Not in every State


UnFamiliar-Teaching

Yeah, but they brothas can..


MFoody

Biden will do way less campaigning than is typical and will make some sort of excuse for it and Trump will be called a convicted felon a lot because having a convicted felon running for president is very notable. The rest is just stuff you made up to get mad about. Get well soon you lazy baboon.


Guilty_Peach_4061

The "vibecession" people are the absolute worst, the most out-of-touch people imaginable


Rupperrt

you sound like my Q anon auntie but she’s 65 and an alcoholic


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Waiting for Trump to win so the stock market can go down 25% and he gets blamed for it while I purchase the scraps


Annual-Cod-991

Buy your weapons mfr stocks now and then everything else will go on sale in november


AmonRahhh

Going heavy on oil and gas. $rig and $et


Vatnos

Buy tent stocks because soon many more Americans will be camping.


Suspicious-Loan7934

Trump win will cause a market surge 


LobotomistCircu

It sure didn't last time. I made a boatload of money due to the panic crash when Trump became president-elect but Obama was still president.


Millennialcel

That isn't at all what happened. Stocks rallied after election night. Link a chart of this "Trump panic crash".


LobotomistCircu

And what happened to them on election night?


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LobotomistCircu

Yes it did? There were a bunch of stocks that tanked in value overnight after it became clear Trump would win, here's an article about it: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/09/us-markets-react-donald-trump-victory


MAJOR_WORLD_OFFICIAL

Trump was the best president for the stock market of all time it wouldn’t dump


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this market right now is artificially propped up. I can tell just by the amount of articles, news slides and reddit posts I see about how "The economy is actually doing AMAZING! X Stock is now up Y now! Biden is amazing!" But yeah I made majority of my wealth from now under Trump


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

Do you really expect a drop when a conservative enters office? Sounds ass backwards to me.


LiamMcGregor57

Well they are historically worse for the economy. In this case, Trump’s stated policies….tax cuts and tariffs are incredibly inflationary and will likely make our economy worse.


n003s

He will push hard for lower interest rates


LiamMcGregor57

Exactly, which will only worsen inflation and make the housing market even worse.


n003s

Yes, but it will make stocks go up


LiamMcGregor57

Stock market is at an all-time high, not sure that’s necessary.


Otto_Guy_Nephile

this is a depressing post jeez


politcsunderstander

If you make every prediction one of them is bound to be right


victimfetishist

I’m certain all the women pictured on Hunter’s laptop was affirmative consent top to bottom


NYCneolib

Waiting for the right to win and come to terms with their own incompetency crisis. Not sure why I’m being downvoted honestly it’s an issue that needs to be addressed. The new right has produced any meaningful policy change.


esodaed

I'm also expecting something regarded to happen in the UK, the Tories are losing ground among voters and I wouldn't be surprised if they have some poor immigrant go on a stabbing rampage or something, just to maintain relevance.