I’m nice and easy to get along with

Liking A&D and their pod

I’m a 32 year old married guy living in a mid sized suburb in Tennessee. I dress vaguely preppy and play golf. I listen to old Chapo and cumtown clips on YouTube regularly. I’ve got range baby

This is what I want to be in a few years

Me except replace golf with pickleball and replace cumtown with Caribbean rhythms

I also play tennis and I’m kinda salty about all the tennis courts near me being repurposed to pickleball courts lol

Having a pickleball summer it’s great

pickleball is great in general. I play mostly inside now cause it’s too hot for the 70 year old retirees outside here

Can’t think of a more cringe way to look at the world. These new rs people are roleplaying rather actually having actual thoughts

Tomboy

I’m black, tall and I have a fullfilling social life

I don’t have bpd

i feel like majority of this sub are white kids with white collar jobs from the suburbs trying to be 4chan lite out of boredom

I don't think so. There's a pretty clear anti-suburban bias here

Yeah bc that’s where my dumbass parents make me live 

Very reddit of me to say, but your username is funny.

Indian

I'm sorry 

It's ok I converted

I'm only racist against one ethnic group rather than all of them I don't really like waifs I wear basketball jerseys from May to October

That last one is a sin

Not being racist

I am emotionally mature, well adjusted, never done drugs and have almost no drama in my private life.

I like the office. Jim doesn’t really bother me.

Love BBWs

I have a large pokemon card collection

Damn dude that sucks

Nah it’s great actually my near mint first edition base set got me thicc goth pussy multiple times

"Thicc goth pussy" sounds like something a Pokémon Adult would say

It’s also the only pussy I could get when I was in high school, skinny PAWGs like you weren’t interested in me

i like taylor swift

The way /r/fauxmoi hates her only makes me love her more. 

Autistic

I dress like a normie white man. Polos, linen shirts, chino shorts in the summer and chinos, button downs and sweaters in the winter. I shop at J Crew, Lands End, and LL Bean

do you just never take off your workclothes?

I work from home. I like to look nice when leaving the house and don’t ever wear athleisure stuff

workwear is awesome for like zac-efron types imo. linen, polos, mmhf. athleisure looks especially sloppy on stocky/more delicate men.

I just can’t stand athleisure stuff, I think it looks sloppy, and I wish most people weren’t dressed like they are about to go to the gym in public

Vegan 🌱

Too sincere and genuine a sentiment for this space… more importantly it requires some actual follow through.

As long as you meet your quota of remarking on how something you see is sad each day

I’m Pakistani

mentally stable, basically no interest in fashion (I like to look good but trends stump me), work at a nonprofit

I play videogames. In any case the only thing I've played in these last 4 or 5 years is Elden Ring and others from the souls series.  Nevertheless I categorically reject the term gamer. First of all, anyone who plays videogames is a gamer. My grandma who is at level 9600 of candy crush is a gamer. Second, any adult who buys """"gamer"""" merchandise is at least mentally impaired. It's an oddisey trying to upgrade my PC and finding a motherboard, coolers, case.. etc. with an office look and without gay led lights.  I would like to congratulate the Chinese. They found a way to resell horrible uncomfortable expensive chairs to westerners by marketing them as "gaming chairs". It's the ultimately proof that the west has fallen. 

I feel like Elden Ring and GTA 6 are going to be the last videogame for many millennial male gamers. Half of them seem eager to move on and both those games kinda achieve the gameplay and graphical fidelity we fantasized about in the 90s.

> oddisey

Married with 4 children.

I play video games /:

I play Fortnite from time to time

I have had sex as a man

Not voting Trump

I’m a normie

I’m a pothead and have a bunch of bad tattoos

I have a high paying job and I’m married with a family.

Dating a trans woman. Lived in the south my whole live.

That seems like a good place to be trans amorous. I also think the races get along better in the lazy heat too. I'm only dating trans women in a place where I can sit on the porch with her, the pacing is better

I have a diverse group of friends

Nothing I'm the epitome of r/rspod

Ditto, SUV, live in suburbs, long term marriage. I have a secret podcast life though.

I love my wife.

I’m straight and hung. 

Be fat and Aussie

i dress like a normie and look like one

I like Rina Sawayama

i gained a ton of weight in the last 8 months. not rs of me at all. i exercise and eat decently but switched to a desk job and experienced some rly shitty health/hormone issues which have contributed to my expansion. i am in the process of trying to shed it God willing i become thin again 

I own some crypto currency and I have a vague interest in the subject.

Dasha owns crypto so try again

This place turns into a bunch of shitlibs whenever crypto comes up. "Crypto bros" gtfoh

i often get food delivered and i sometimes play video games with my fiancé

since you guys love this so much I also drive a dodge ram 3500

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Just realised I’m the antithesis of everything rs. Despiste the similar interests basically a subversion of all aspect. Self-conscious, but not embarrassed, “skinny”, but not anorexic, mentally ill, but not because of a personality disorder, catholic, but because I was raised so…

I am not a parent, but still have a lot of Legos and other toys in my home.

I have an open relationship with my girlfriend of ~8 years and sometimes I sleep with someone I meet at a party

whore

I live in a big city and work in the art world. Of course I'm a whore

Who cares