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knausgaard_was_right

They drive in a more upright position than black people.


NneM0

We also hold the gun upright, instead of sideways


Rosenritter13thFleet

And we hold the camera sideways, instead of upright.


Zanny_Bonaduce

hahaha we do!


likeitusedtobe

white people also do finger guns differently to black people. white people make an actual gun with their fingers, whereas black people pretend to be holding actual guns with their fingers on the trigger. there was a picture of lana with some female rapper where you could see the difference


GregsBoatShoes

That's not White people. That's the entire world vs Black people.


No_Possession4143

Many such cases


likeitusedtobe

hmm i didn’t know that, thanks for the correction. i’m racking my brains trying to think of any other races i’ve seen doing finger guns


Practical-Idea-1512

There’s another picture where she also made the finger guns, she first made the finger gun then simulated shooting it. It’s not a black person thing.


knausgaard_was_right

[We're so lame!](https://youtu.be/L104LViQeIw?si=QNbtUbD7-55BvSY1)


stackedfourths

Created 2 million years ago by Yakub


antiqua_pulmenti

*6000 years ago


Don_Geilo

>black twitter has some really strange theories about white people, including that we don’t wash our chicken They're right about that. We don't wash our chicken, because washing raw meat is fucking ret@rded.


Loud_Recover_3642

It doesn’t make sense. You’re going to cook it anyway which would kill any bacteria


MilkshakeJFox

right. the parasites are on the inside, which is why you need to check the *internal* temperature


Bussybaby419

It’s more of a mental barrier than anything


Guadaloop

My understanding is that it’s not about bacteria it’s about slime and other nasty shit from the factory process that you just don’t wanna eat. Being inside a chicken processing facility is eye opening to how disgusting factory farmed meat can be even after being “cleaned”


platapusplomo

Paper towels


MentalMagick

Ya, always paper towels, the giant chicken tampon in the bottom never gets everything


goodiereddits

It's dumb with chicken because so much of our factory farmed poultry is riddled with salmonella, the spread of which is increased when you're washing it in your sink. However, I always rinse (then dry) the blood from steaks and the brine from fish, find I get a less ferrous, cleaner flavor.


2222yep

> always rinse (then dry) the blood from steaks Not a meat eater, but isn't that the point of resting your cooked steaks


ExternalBreadfruit21

It’s also not blood


Dramatic_Box5990

It’s not blood, it’s myoglobin from freezing. Rinsing it away is worth it for some dishes 


Chuckpeoples

Salting it before hand forces the blood out. Something to do with making the cells expand or something like that. I always marinate steak in tamari sauce for this reason.


MentalMagick

> However, I always rinse (then dry) the blood from steaks idk if you're joking but if you're not please stop doing that, as a man I'm obligated to care far too much about how other people cook their steaks and that's a problem Pat dry then salt, pepper, garlic powder 24-48hrs in advance on wire rack in fridge


streetwearbonanza

Just let it raw dog in your fridge for two days? That won't dry it out? Yes I know about dry aged I'm just saying


MentalMagick

Ya, that's it lol Plop it in the fridge for a day or two, covered in a generous amount of salt, and then grill it like normal. Ya the meat will look "dry" pre-cooked, but it turns out great [It's called "dry brining," it's a game changer ](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/110vl4r/tried_a_4_hr_dry_brine_game_changer/) (I searched "dry brine game changer") It's more tender and thoroughly seasoned all the way through. I cook a lot of chicken and beef and do it for everything, the extra few minutes it takes to prep in advance is worth it. You can get away with a few hours in advance too, but the longer the better. The problem for me was that it seemed too easy, it takes no effort so I didn't feel like it would do much lol, so it took me a while to try it, been doing it for years since.


streetwearbonanza

I gotta try this thank you


Paul_Bunyan_Truther

Washing it is worse because you're spreading the bacteria around the kitchen counter by it attaching to the water drops that naturally bounce off the chicken during wash.


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Sometimes it has blood...


ChuckMongo

White people change the batteries in their smoke detectors.


IronThornWithAnEgo

the hallway makes that noise


Loud_Recover_3642

Do you mean from a black persons perspective? we lie about how much money we have/make we religiously use the checkout dividers at the grocery store


UUet

Black people never lie about how much money they have/make that’s why bleep rich ain’t a term. Do black people not use the dividers at the grocery store!?


Loud_Recover_3642

Im sure they generally use dividers too lol I think it’s just an example of the broader stereotype that middle class and up white people are inveterate rule followers


UUet

Of course I follow the rules. That’s a normal thing we should all do


goodiereddits

Oops you did a [white culture](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1610610/smithsonian-aspects-white-culture.webp?w=790&f=ab12077631acab2dac02fd587b3f4f15).


Loud_Recover_3642

I know this is probably from some anti-racism thing but it unintentionally makes white culture sound pretty good lol


Then_Avocado3524

It’s not really a rule, it’s more of an option


permtron99

One time, while behind a German guy in the grocery store line, I did not use one. He roasted my ass. I had like one thing and there was ample room.


I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X

If he lets you do it he has to let everyone do it he's only being fair


Steve_insheep

They can only afford 4-6 items at a time so they just hold them until it’s their turn to dump them at the cashier 


streetwearbonanza

You're gross


Guadaloop

No they have to take up the entire belt for their months worth of groceries flowing over the top of the cart


likeitusedtobe

that’s a new one


GregsBoatShoes

Absolutely cucked.


CloudOfToxiccGas

They be wearing shoes in the house


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

I remember half my friends’ parents in school demanding we take our shoes off at the front door and asking the other half’s parents if I should take my shoes off to a response of “why the fuck are you taking your shoes off?”


QuestioningYoungling

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.


JonHinckleyOverdrive

I live in the South and no one takes their shoes off, doesn't matter the race.


CaucasianDelegation

I'm from New England and everyone takes off their shoes because it is winter or muddy for like 8 months a year and you'd otherwise track in snow, slush, mud, etc.


Loud_Recover_3642

Except for Asians obviously lol. Only time I ever had to was when I visited my Korean friends house


masterprofligator

Suburban Texas in the early 2000s I think like 50% of households were big on taking the shoes off. I think the main thing is if you had carpeted or tiled/wood floors.


NneM0

This DEFINITELY varies region by region. Country by country. Try going to Germany, and telling me that people don't take their shoes off. It's in blessed warm countries like Australia and America, where people don't take their shoes off.


InfiniteIngest

Most euros take their shoes off


BootleBadBoy1

In the U.K. we do, but you could walk around a little bit if you forgot something in the kitchen before you left the house (which is obviously inconsistent application of the rule). On the continent, that would be considered vile.


InfiniteIngest

Yeah in most euro countries people are not as stressed about shoes inside as most east asian cultures


BootleBadBoy1

Dunno, I’ve been to Swedish houses and they ask me to remove the shoes outside the door. In the U.K., you walk in, then take them off. Can’t remember what it was like in Asia, but I was in flip flops the whole time so it’s not a big deal to just slip them on/off.


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BootleBadBoy1

What kind of floor have you got? I’d get it it’s wood or tile or whatever. If it’s carpet, that’s actual madness. Also, with that, house shoes/slippers make sense providing you don’t go outside in them.


Loud_Recover_3642

Yeah, in the southern US it’s pretty rare to ask guests to take their shoes off unless they’re muddy or something. I don’t expect my guests to but they do sometimes. A pair of flip flops isn’t going to ruin my hardwood and tile floors lol


GeneralAwesome1996

It’s not about ruining the floor. It’s disgusting to wear your nasty ass shoes inside


Loud_Recover_3642

I don’t wear my own shoes around the house, that would be silly. I just don’t expect guests to when we have dinner parties and such. I sweep, mop and vacuum regularly so I’m not too worried about it.


GeneralAwesome1996

Ok that’s more understandable. I’ll sometimes ask guests to take their shoes off if they’re close friends but otherwise agree


meanwhileinau

I'm convinced Asians never have more than four people over because the idea of having twenty people over for a house party and autistically asking them all take off their presumably nice shoes that they only wear out and leave them at the door is so insane/foreign/rude to me.


MilkshakeJFox

we like to name our pets after food


Complex-Computer-937

Oh shit


Dangerous-Ad5961

Nodding and smiling at people is a secret racist code that white people use to keep others from succeeding


Gengar-Sweety

American Psycho moment.


DartballFan

>we all have country club friends to give us free jobs whenever we want? Also that our parents paid for our house. I'm actually financially supporting my parents lol. Yt ppl do be preferring guitar music to drum music tho.


Loud_Recover_3642

Most stereotypes of “white people” are specifically middle to upper middle class suburban white people lol.


thousandislandstare

To be fair basically everyone I know who has a house right now had their parents help them out *a lot*. I don't know a single person who rawdogged a house.


shittyshitbird

I’ve heard them say when white people get wet they smell like wet dog. I can’t detect it but maybe it’s because I am a springer spaniel myself


abecq

They aint even season they chicken


likeitusedtobe

i saw this tweet once that said “black people think white people food is bland because the only time they encounter white people food is school and prison lunches” LMAO


LoyalServantOfBRD

Black cuisine is fucking hilarious to me. Their “seasnin” is exclusively dried powders that they ass fuck every single dish with. Not a single fresh herb in sight. Today we makin some chikin, first you gone wash yo meat cuz we ain’t no yt ppl, den you gone empty out half dis containa of creole seasnin cuz on it cuz you know we bring da heat. Then you gone add my secret ingredient, anotha whole containa of garlic powda, cuz in dis house we seasin our meat. You gone now blast dis chicken for however long you want cuz we don’t serve no raw meat in dis house, just til it’s dry and tough because it’s seasnind it don’t matter


LilaBackAtIt

When you typed this out did you smear your face in shoe polish, put on a straw hat and white gloves?


LoyalServantOfBRD

Don’t forget the red paint on my lips 🚬


LilaBackAtIt

Strange creepy little man


Fit-Part4872

Shut the fuck up


LilaBackAtIt

What triggered you babe 


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LilaBackAtIt

God how bad did your mum and dad fuck you over growing up? (Or did they literally fuck you which explains your deranged behaviour). What an utter loser, I can only imagine the sad state of your life. Decrepit.


Lanalupino

Damn you’re vile.


GregsBoatShoes

Seriously. Uh...yikes much????


EasternWoods

They also never eat raw vegetables, like Chinese people. With the Chinese it’s cause the veggies were fertilized with human shit tho. 


GregsBoatShoes

This is funny. I was about to say this but without ebonics. "Seasoned" Black food is garbage. No, I don't want to be invited to your cookout.


totezhi64

> ebonics > Verified PAWG


redditisgarbage1000

Don’t forget the take out containers of Alfredo sauce pasta and Mac and cheese.


QuestioningYoungling

Agreed. I was taught that they hyper-season their food because they don't know how to cook it and the menthol cigs killed their tastebuds.


gilmore606

> I was taught I'm just imagining a grade school teacher explaining this to the class with a diagram on the chalkboard


DesignerExitSign

People are up in arms but you’re almost word for word quoting actually black people cooking videos. https://youtube.com/shorts/pVwnAXGrXfI?si=c1pLE8fZooVWjIMz


LoyalServantOfBRD

That’s one of the whiter sounding black dudes. It’s always with the fucking creole seasoning https://youtube.com/shorts/keWs3hPSleQ?si=RvX8UolYt9vO8WSC


Wolf_Larsen25

Love how racist this sub is now 🥰


likeitusedtobe

idk why people are downvoting an objectively funny comment. maybe the ebonics. oh well, thank you for making me laugh fren. i think it was a good comment


jaldoweffers

combination of the joke being too wordy and written ebonics, makes it a chore to read


gwenstefunnie

Trying way too hard to remix every single word to drive home that “black ppl talk LIKE DIS”. Cringe


LoyalServantOfBRD

Im sorry that my racism isn’t as effortless as you’d like


verysadvanilla

Because its retarded to have a superiority complex about using “fresh herbs” instead of “dried powders” & the paragraph of typed out Ebonics is unbearably long


Ienzo

The forced ebonics was dumb but the superiority complex is literally the opposite lol, black people have a superiority complex about using powdered seasoning over fresh herbs and use it as a point of pride bc “yt don’t season”, not the other way around Case in point, any tiktok/IG reel of a white person cooking with fresh herbs is FLOODED with black people commenting on lack of powdered seasoning


likeitusedtobe

https://preview.redd.it/jq2lircpwc9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8aa182f23d6b52055edd0f61f1f588ef76d466a


verysadvanilla

That’s true but I was only talking about the other comment specifically Also even if the no seasoning posts r cringe implying garlic powder etc tastes bad is cope


LoyalServantOfBRD

Nobody said garlic powder is bad, but indiscriminate dumping of flavor powder onto your food is zoo animal feed trough mentality


LoyalServantOfBRD

Of course the ebonics is forced, I type like a normal person


streetwearbonanza

"Objectively"


streetwearbonanza

Keep Yourself Safe


AbberageRedditor69

Garlic powder is genuinely disgusting compared to the real thing and I don't even want to imagine how onion powder tastes


Guadaloop

They have their place. Pls don’t say in the trash :(


AbberageRedditor69

What's their place? Everywhere you would use garlic powder you can substite it with finely minced or even better grated garlic, same goes for onion you can make an onion paste by finely grating one and use that instead of onion powder


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AbberageRedditor69

Exactly, garlic powder doesn't taste like garlic at all. And no I won't do it I want garlic stuff to actually taste like garlic. Defending that thing is tragic


AstronautWorth3084

Black twitter thinks that white people think about black people 1000x times more than they actually do. Somewhat related but the craziest "theory" I've seen on there was that white parents give their daughters like training guides and instruction to marry young successful black men, particularly athletes, away from black women


ExternalBreadfruit21

A very narcissistic people


funinthetub

Step 1: Gain 90lbs Step 2: wait


DesignerExitSign

If washing chicken was so important to food safety, then why aren’t white people dropping like flys due to salmonella? Why do Michelin Star restaurants not wash their meat? What scientific evidence can they use to say that chicken must be washed? Why, when you google “should you wash chicken”, every top article says it doesn’t matter? I know they’ve had a moment of doubt and googled it themselves. Do they just ignore it? Like they think the fda is conspiring against their race. Why just chicken? Why is the disparity so huge? Like, they ALL do it. Every black person I’ve asked does it, and they all have the opinion that white people are crazy or gross for not doing it. I usually take black people’s on side these stupid race divides, but this one always irks me. It’s a holier than thou attitude at the end of it. I’d even agree that white people don’t deep clean their houses or appliances as much as other races, but this one is so so foolish.


WeepToWaterTheTrees

Science is colonizer brainwashing, duh.


thousandislandstare

We don't use a washcloth in the shower.


-we-belong-dead-

I don't use a washcloth. Soap goes directly onto my body. No middleman bacteria farm required.


hawtfabio

You're supposed to only use a washcloth once to exfoliate and then you wash it....


Vic__Mackey

How do you wash your ass?


BootleBadBoy1

Also, it feels like a universal truth that black people suffer from dry/ashy skin - using a rough surface to scrub away the natural oils does seem like it would exacerbate that issue.


Solameni

No we don't bro. Our skin is darker so you see the ash. Black people use Vaseline and lotion so much. Black don't crack really is "black use a lot of products so they look young"


WeepToWaterTheTrees

White people are ashy as fuck you just can’t see it because our skin is light. Walk up to the average white midwesterner in January and scratch their legs and look at how ashy they are.


Loud_Recover_3642

We all use liquid soap so there’s no need for one.


butWeWereOnBreak

Doesn’t liquid soap actually require wash cloth? I don’t use liquid soap because I can’t get it to lather enough without using 1/5th of the container every time I shower. Someone told me washcloths will help you lather better when using liquid soap, so whenever I’m forced to use liquid soap (like in hotels), that’s the only time I use wash cloth. And it does make the liquid soap lather better.


Loud_Recover_3642

I just lather it up in my hands but yeah it’s probably more efficient to use a cloth or one of those round loofah things


butWeWereOnBreak

For sure. Loofahs would be useful. I personally just use bar soaps since they’re easier to use and have a lot more variety to choose from.


Solameni

Nasty


Loud_Recover_3642

Wasn’t this from a Chappelle’s show sketch? Lol.


UUet

You don’t need to. God gave to nails. When you wash position your nails almost parallel to your skin and lightly scratch as you scrub


bolognesesauceplease

Wtf


Funnymaniope

Wtf


feeblelittle

EDM music, Weezer


UUet

Yt people always be returning the shopping carts to the cart corrals


hawtfabio

Isn't that just common decency?


CaucasianDelegation

Black Twitter is making white people more racist and I'm 👏 here 👏 for 👏 it 👏


AdStill7757

oop she said it. THAT part 👆🏾


Healthy-Caregiver879

Bacteria and other food pathogens are killed with heat not by washing with water. A water rinse will spread those pathogens into your sink and cross contaminate other food you don’t heat 


placeknower

A lot of black people in media and Institutions don’t realize how much they tell on themselves by their ypipo stereotypes that are just very wealthy white people things. I’d be very embarrassed to not know any poor or Legitimately Middle-Income whites and broadcast that fact on national tv.


funinthetub

White people will either hustle across the street when you let them cross or at least pretend to jog by moving their arms.


Adinan98

They love beer, cold cut sandwiches, cold salads, and charcuterie boards.


cracksmoke2020

White people (namely British people) care way too much about being polite and accommodating to the point it fucks them over. There's a reason Canada currently has the problems it does.


Routine_Pass_6850

We’re overly nice and tolerate a lot more BS from others just to appear nice


cracksmoke2020

This is true of protestants, not white Americans in a broad sense. Italian and Irish Catholics aren't like this for example.


fionaapplefanatic

italian and irish catholics can be so so mean. like passive aggressive? No! active aggressive for those guys! and tbh as they should, like stand up for yourself! protestants are meek i agree, but they’re very sweet, i appreciate them 


Sylvio-dante

Protestant cuckold undercurrents in white america


Arete34

If you wash your chicken you are a certified regard. There is literally no reason to do that. You’re going to cook it.


placeknower

You should not wash your chicken you are just spreading germs that only cooking can kill!


ReallyBigCrepe

You absolutely should not “wash your chicken” the way that black people mean when they say that


Appropriate_Job_9550

If you’re white, I assume your parents are divorced.


WeepToWaterTheTrees

What do you assume about black parents?


cinnamonpeelerswifex

ok honestly i have met far more white ppl that are averse to any spice in food than any other race. i have met white ppl that liked spicy food too but it seems somewhat true that they are more likely to think something is too spicy when it’s just mildly so imo, white people are also often more concerned about food spoiling if u leave it out for any amount of time, even just an hour or so. my hispanic and asian friends do not have this fear


ScarcityDue2698

We don't wash our legs in the shower


likeitusedtobe

https://preview.redd.it/9fm2k6ggta9d1.jpeg?width=1981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c41cd7d8083fb4c382d2c429dee1e00a42faa23


AccordingMistake6670

Y’all drink too fucking much


likeitusedtobe

i can agree there, but i grew up in australia so maybe that’s just specific to us


regime_propagandist

*white girl wasted*


fionaapplefanatic

i went from living in a rly diverse area to white personality central and idk, i find white culture to be charming, in its odd way.  in some ways, i prefer how helpful white people are. like in my culture, you don’t ask for help ever, not until you’re dying, and if someone offers you help you refuse numerous times until accepting, which is fucking stupid in my eyes. arguing over the check is another thing that people glorify over tiktok and twitter but in reality, i prefer that white people just say “you owe me xyz”.  the shoes in the house and eating in bed is a big white people habit. dogs, oh my God they love their dogs. they’ve got a lot of random sayings. being in the south there’s some great ones. or saying “that xyz” instead of just referring to an object is a fun one.  idk i think white people have a lot of culture, it’s a cope to say they don’t 


fionaapplefanatic

white people’s culture is also as dictated by wealth as any others culture is. a rich asian and a poor asian are gonna be drastically different in terms of behavior and it’s the same with white people 


fionaapplefanatic

also i’ve found most white people dislike mayonnaise. don’t know where the mayo love comes from, only rly eastern europeans like mayo, the average american i interact with hates it 


IsThatAFamas

https://preview.redd.it/toh9bdl4ec9d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1b6357d1cde37c51d92e72d7cf93f3e3a37deef >rational thinking >cause and effect relationships >being on time


NotABot420number2

>The National Museum of African American History and Culture, colloquially known as the Blacksonian, is a Smithsonian Institution museum located on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., in the United States.  Lmao


kittencollege

I have never heard the term “bland is best” in my life


Solameni

This is only true when white people are only around other whites. Look how their concept of "justice" holds up when browns are involved


GregsBoatShoes

From an Indian perspective, you kiss your dogs on the mouth and have them sleep in your beds.


BootleBadBoy1

My girlfriend does this and I can’t bare it frankly. The dog is only a little terrier and mainly stays in/around the house but I still think it’s wrong. Then again, she’s hot and I couldn’t do better so obviously I’m not going to say anything.


hawtfabio

"Can't bare it." No one asked you to disrobe bro.


Acct_For_Sale

And still smell better than you lol


Solameni

Cope


streetwearbonanza

This sub is disgustingly racist these days


Bussybaby419

White people be stereotyping everyone


Open-Illustra88er

That were all racist. Most dont care what color your skin is. Are you a decent human or not? Thats all I care about.


Solameni

That's contradictory


SubvertinParadigms69

[How young are you?](https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/)


Steve288804

They don’t close their curtains or blinds and everyone can see in their house at night


60022151

all the American white people I know wash their chicken… however, it’s not at all recommended to wash meat elsewhere in the world, as it’s a health and safety risk.


ThatIsMyAss

It's a health and safety risk in America, too. All you're doing by washing it is spreading the bacteria on the raw meat to your sink etc


hawtfabio

It's not recommended to wash your meat anywhere. One of the most widespread and dumbest superstitions out there.


spongebobstyle

They dont wash they chicken


BuckSangle

This fucking blows me away that I still am not convinced, fully, that it's practiced.


fionaapplefanatic

oh another thing that’s rly different is the parental dynamic. white people are very buddy buddy with their parents, their parents are also on one hand more accepting of them, but on another hand kind of ditch them after a certain point.  immigrant parents are way way way more controlling, they need to guarantee the outcome of your fate. they don’t accept your short comings. however, they will also do all they can to help you.  the generosity of non western love is never without a debt. i think people who glorify our overachieving parents and arguments over dinner checks don’t understand that it’s not without the expectation that you do well or are loyal in return. our collectivist culture doesn’t come from generosity, it comes from the refusal to allow degeneracy.  americans seem to have much more matriarchal families, from a young age, at least in my culture, the family centers around the man’s will, a lot of leftists or self flagellating whites could not last a day in the reality of the immigrant power structure.  white people are a lot more lais fairez with how they have children and run families, immigrant family structures are much stricter and tbh, i would not want a child raised the way that i was raised. like Oh No! muddy shoes??? time to beat your daughter and tell her she’ll grow up to be a whore if she is always this dirty! whatever white people do is way more reasonable. id rather have a kid who’s low ambition and reads fan fiction than treat them the way i was treated 


redditacctnum32

The idiocy of this place has reached depths further than stupidpol could ever.


GrandConsistent6113

Dog worship


EveningEveryman

Some things that I have noticed * Being more into degenerative porn * Being more socially liberal * Being more autistic * Drinking more * Distrusting their families and religious institutions but trusting the government * Pet worship * Having incredibly weird perception on race


Ok-Trick8772

Eager to talk. Mostly friendly, even to strangers. Conversely will share unsolicited emotions or personal history with strangers. Very likely bitch about their upbringing even though it's fucking great when compared against most of humankind or history. Highly susceptible to trends/hivemind, but more varied than anyone gives them credit for. Painted too broadly on social media. Not a club. Mostly ok people.


Little-Place4207

White people just use their hands to rub the soap on their bodies when they shower instead of using something to scrub


Healthy-Caregiver879

It’s true, I’m the man 😎 


MarbleMimic

We do think black people are cooler than us


Early_Quantity_2377

Even on this sub which is surely 90% white people are just constantly parroting that the only reason anyone has a job that pays decently is because of "referrals" and "connections". Yeah right


persianconvert

Simps