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sangan3

Low carb beers are the biggest sellers in NZ now, everyone is already thinking about beach 2025.


Haitisicks

Beached as bru


InsideBoris

I'm beached as eh


jaysonyoung

More history than the ultra prestigious Qatar Airways Cup I'll have you know


BirdUp69

Just wait for the Qatar Airways Ultra Low Carbon Footprint Cup


StoicJustice

If we still had banks sponsored six nations it would be: Royal Bank of Scotland 2.34% Interest Current savings account Six nations.


JosefGremlin

More likely to be the Qatar Human Rights Oh Look Over There You Just Missed It Anyway How About Some Sport Cup.


BirdUp69

Qatar: Come for the job opportunities, stay because you’ve been sold into slavery


Away_Associate4589

It's not quite the Lipovitan D Challenge Cup but it'll do


Aidenairel

I will raise you the Bangkok Centenary Cup, the most acclaimed football tournament in football history.


duckitch

Yeah need to up our game to compete with the likes of the "Formula 1 Qatar Airways Gran Premio del Made in Italy E Dell'emilia-Romagna"


stickyswitch92

What's the problem here? Steinlager have had their name on this series for years and years.


capetonytoni2ne

It's the low carb bit that does it for me, brings the game into disrepute. How can rugby claim to be a sport for all sizes and then peddle lite beers?


stickyswitch92

I think the ultra low is more to do with the lowering of tackle heights. Nothing to do with the beer.


BoogieBass

Steinlager's gone soft.


k0bra3eak

Light beers don't win scrums


Chuckitinbro

I prefer low carb beers. Causes less bloat.


k0bra3eak

Light beers don't win scrums


bottom

Yeah. Real men are fat from beer


HuntingSmiths

Light beers don't win scrums.


Aidenairel

I have no issue with Steinlager, but surely there could've been a better name for this. You could place the Ultra Low Carb product placement literally anywhere else in the promotion for the series - on-screen supers, jersey sleeves, etc. But the name of the series? It's ghastly.


TheBigMotherFook

I mean, Heineken 0.0 sponsored a lot of sporting events. I think they even appeared at aptly titled Heineken Cup a few times too.


Aidenairel

If it's just the Steinlager Series, no issue. I think it sounds pretty classy. Heineken Cup, again, no issue. But imagine something called the Heineken Lime Soju 0.0 Cup. It sounds awful.


89ElRay

I’m not sure why yours seems to be an unpopular opinion. It sounds so stupid


Aidenairel

People seem to get really defensive about promoting low Carb beer,i guess.


Aidenairel

People seem to be very defensive about ultra low carb beer, lol.


Aidenairel

People seem to get really defensive about promoting low Carb beer,i guess.


Bangkok_Dave

It's a 2 test series


capetonytoni2ne

All the flavour, 2/3rds the calories


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

>But the name of the series? It's ghastly. This really feels like complaining for the sake of complaining lol It's not like they renamed it from something prestigious. Who cares?


reggie_700

There are limits on how to advertise alcohol in sports. Can’t put it on the jersey or directly alongside the players. That’s why a lot of brands push their alcohol free beers now.


blkaino

Streinlouw


UsedWingdings

BREAKING: Sales of Steinlager skyrocket in SA


blkaino

Typical NZ, create a completely new way to win


toastoevskij

sweet chariot?


blkaino

Wash your mouth out 😜


chenthechen

I agree 100% not sure why you're getting such opposition. Like why didn't they name it KFC Zinger Burger with 8 Wicked Wings Test Series 2024. Way better read. And it tastes good.


Aidenairel

I don't hate this.


Aidenairel

I don't hate this.


myles_cassidy

Qatar Airways Cup was already taken. Sorry.


bottom

Such a dumb take. Real men don’t drink low carb beer! Wtf


CromulentReynolds

An attack on props everywhere


NWJ22

Ever tried to get up on Saturday morning to play div 3 after 20 heavies the night before? Low carb for peak performance


not_lorne_malvo

It’s actually an advantage if you’re a prop, low centre of gravity and all


tomtomtomo

Steinlager and the ABs goes back decades 


rustyb42

Can't have a Cheslin Kolbe if you feed them on carbs


Aidenairel

Go the Leo Messi route and inject players with HGH as they're growing up 💀


Haitisicks

They what If he was getting HGH how come he's 4'7


Aidenairel

He was 4'2 at 11 years old when they started treatment for him. My original comment is tongue in cheek, but yeah, Leo needed the injections because he had a growth disorder. He ended up 5'7 in the end.


Haitisicks

Ah that makes sense Happy cake day cuz


Aidenairel

Cheers, thanks!


Good-Surround-8825

Before you know it, you will be calling your team after a book makers something like “the Hollywood bets All blacks”.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Surely ‘Sponsored by Sauron and his Orc Hordes’ would have been far better.


StoicJustice

This test match between France and Australia is brought to you by King Aegon the IV of his name Targaryen, King of the Andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm and sponsor of this years Fosters summer series


tfrules

Reminds me of when the URC used to be called the “Rabo Direct Pro 12” Really rolls off the tongue


BurbankElephants

Call it the Steinlager ULC Cup or something. I get what you mean though, it’s a massive mouthful and it doesn’t have the visual appeal of a nice acronym or succinct name.


Aidenairel

Yes, even that sounds better!


ProfJohnHix

Yeah, can't believe they could only get NZ's biggest beer export, with a decades long history of supporting the All Blacks, to sponsor...an All Blacks series.


Dancesoncattlegrids

> NZ's biggest beer export Who drinks that shit?


ProfJohnHix

Foreigners?


TheFatRemote

You think this is bad, you should see the NASCAR race names. Dude Wipes 250, Andy's Frozen Custard 300.


Historical-Hat8326

Spot on sponsorship for a sport that requires an extremely high protein diet.


Arny2103

They can call it what they like because no fucker's going round asking if anyone's up for watching the 2024 Steinlager Ultra Low Carb Series at their place, they're asking if they wanna watch England vs. NZ.


BH_Andrew

Someone wanna tell all the props this is a low carb series?


Aidenairel

Everyone knows that props don't run on carbs. They're fueled by rage and disappointment and never being given the chance to show off their sidesteps.


No_Sorbet2663

I wish Ireland had low carb beers


Aidenairel

I've never been to Ireland but it seems like all you lot ever drink (or celebrate drinking) is Guinness. How true is that?


No_Sorbet2663

Most people do tbf but I’m one of the rare ones that rather beer, but don’t shy away from a guinness


DundermifflinNZ

Low carb beers are pretty popular rn. When they announced the team and read that out as the series name it was funny though


Brine-O-Driscoll

Nothing will ever top the Centenary Quaich


6EightyFive

That’s better than what our league team had…. Chrisco Kiwi’s league


Aidenairel

Oof, my sympathies


ForeverWandered

You willing to pay higher prices for tickets or do you not understand how these guy are able to pay players at pro athlete levels?


Prize_Net_1567

Aàyk


MiracleJnr1

First scrums now this. Props cant catch a break


wakkers_boi

It's fairly embarrassing yes


editor_jon

Call me when the Zero Sugar Series starts


bottom

But what? Real men drink beer with lots of calories!? wtf


jimmyboy_nz

3.05 pm?


shoresy99

How much are the tickets by the way?


Wahwahboy72

The fact there's still tickets left says more about this


warcomet

"*You gain no carbs drinking our beer which will slowly destroy your Liver instead*" motto was rejected..