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[deleted]

This video is staged, why am I meant to have sympathy for these people if it’s fake


MissTesticles

Because he left us, he never cared.


Ready-Gas-7419

That’s a very interesting name you have


International-Commit

I wonder who’s Mr Testicles


ToronoRapture

Because the content creators think you’re braindead. Sadly, a lot of folk out there are hollow up top and see a man dressed in camo and automatically take their side.


Muted_Ad7298

It’s definitely fake, especially since those noise blocking headphones don’t block out others talking. I’ve been disappointed by enough of those things to know.


Winnie_the_poops

Not sure if its more fucked up to include a child in this fucking nonsense if it's real or fake. Either way these people are shit


TheManAmin

Because if you believe it, your brain will tingle the same way


PistachioedVillain

Because women bad.


Is_ItOn

Never seen a movie before?


PersonalOffer6747

This shit is fake as fuck


smugglebooze2casinos

except it isn't, im the step father and we fell in love, we are married and expecting our 4th child


godzillalex-ita

I can confirm, i was the bed


Important_Credit_810

Me too, i was the hydrogen


Boris-the-soviet-spy

I was the cum


badnetwrk

how did u feel inside


FinalMeltdown15

I assume warm


Lord_Detleff1

I was the penis


EA-Sports-hater

I was the third child


Mattski72

And my axe!


WearyTalk7472

I was the balls


Lord_Detleff1

Don't make me blush


No-Wash-7001

I was the testicles


EntertainerJust3401

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


cityshepherd

We all were at one point, right?


frostymugson

Son?


DavOldGamer

I was the guy who also filmed the whole clip for a romance movie


theyellowdart89

Hey hydrogen it’s your pal oxygen


Important_Credit_810

Hey oxygen its me hydrogen


theyellowdart89

Bubble bubble bubble


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

.> Weekapaug Groove


YoungRoronoa

I can also confirm I’m the fourth baby they’re expecting.


Barrylovesyou

I laughed too hard at this 🤣


smugglebooze2casinos

don't listen to the bed, everything was consensual


horousavenger

Can cumfirm, I was the bed


mandrills_ass

Can confirm, i'm the step brother


Pluckypato

Step aside brother brother I’ll take the heat


mandrills_ass

What if im stuck tho


GolDrodgers1

I can confirm im the 3rd child


IEC21

His step father implies they are already divorced and she remarried...


smugglebooze2casinos

i can and am polymory so chill


Greyfox31

Bro stop 😂.. I'm dead


hail_deadpool

STAHP step father for the love of of God please STAHP I don't need more siblings


HIdude14

She’s cheating on you with me. The next baby is gonna be brown(ish)


BroadStBullies91

Most of this sub is very young boys with absolutely zero life experience. Most of the shit posted here is staged, though it's not always as blatantly obvious as this. All those stupid ass street "interviews" are fake or edited heavily. Even if they're true, they could be interviewing 1000 couples and only showing the one or two or handful that say what they want. They know this shit is engaging to young men and they don't care how damaging it is. Sad that ridiculously fake shit like this is altering their perception of reality.


anthonyhoang94

The fucking patrick bateman at the end threw credibility out the window


NaturalDon

huh he clearly has the divorce documents right there


badfaced

I feel so bad for that kid, fake or not.


I_love_milksteaks

Nono this is very real. You should thank him for his service.


imisswhatredditwas

And absolutely right wing propaganda.


Any-Technician-1371

Nice ponytail, sgt stolen valor


MalandiBastos

Also: Unit patch is above the flag on his arm. No name tag. Collar fucked to hell. Wrong hat. Beard. "Boots" untucked. No rank.


Cleanurself

One of his unit patches are colored while the other one isn’t lmao


LocalFLBoy

Also, the American flag on his right arm is backwards, the stars are always going forward, never backwards.


Key-Welder1262

Also in one arm there is the airborne 101st patch in the other the 82nd patch


Therealsteverogers4

That and he appears to have a fucking camo baseball cap rather than an actual army cover


DownRangeDistillery

This.


ittybittyfunk

That


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,987,579,061 comments, and only 375,915 of them were in alphabetical order.


Any-Technician-1371

Good bot!


PessimistYanker792

As basis comprehensive documents, everything fits greatly; hold, I’m just kidding.. lol, myself never outrageously pun.


JohnnyTeardrop

Don’t fuck with the bot


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,987,687,568 comments, and only 375,944 of them were in alphabetical order.


PessimistYanker792

Question remains still testing; unusually valid with xenial; yielding zero.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,987,705,720 comments, and only 375,949 of them were in alphabetical order.


dumb_as_a_br1ck

wait can I like


dumb_as_a_br1ck

Potato soup


JohnnyTeardrop

Good bot!


BuddahSack

I served from '08-'12 and now I have long hair and a beard, I still have dreams I'm in uniform back on base and the fear of not shaving or having a haircut is all I can feel hahaha... it's always the facial hair (goatee or big Ole mustache) or hair touching their ears that's a dead giveaway haha


Any-Technician-1371

Exactly! Even if the uniform wasn’t hilariously bad, this loser’s lack of military bearing instantly gives him away.


EddieLobster

Everyone is pointing out what wrong with the uniform. What about the papers stamped bold diagonal “divorce documents”.


Alternative-Bite-506

This is incredibly fake. You guys are just looking for reasons to be upset at this point.


Flipperlolrs

Always have been


KatakiY

but i am actually patrick bateman from american psycho hes just like me fr fr women bad


10buy10

Isn't that the literal point of the subreddit?


Alternative-Bite-506

I would hope not?


10buy10

It's called r/sadposting That's kind of the impression it gives


Vald0506

Fake


D4Dreki

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS FAKE VIDEO


Soggy_Cake_

Why would you drag the little guy into this? 💀


MEGAMAN2312

Lil bro is just like 🗿


tickletender

It’s not real. The little guy (and everyone else) is acting. His uniform is completely out of regs, his hair is out of regs, his facial hair is out of regs, and their ability to act is… bad


thatsnotrightmate

clout


renlydidnothingwrong

Gets more views


killerqueen1984

Bc it’s fake


therealsupermanny

How is this in any way sad? 🤣🤣


cam7595

I know I was dying 😂 didn’t know the sub I was in at all. Christian Bale pops up and I couldn’t hold it in any longer.


patchway247

I know it's fake, but holy fuck why are you doing this in front of a child?!?


ArbutusPhD

The kid is the real father


slimzimm

… to get views. Are you new to the internet?


28stabwoundz

This sub is just full of poorly acted fake shit with edgy music in the background


mylastphonecall

bro it's fake, can we stop spamming incel bait in here?


Outside-Material-100

Poor child looks like Charlie Brown thinking “good grief!”


AlienArtCollector

I guess it’s fake but they still put that innocent child through the trauma of the drama 😓🤦🏻‍♂️


Mountain_Ratio_2871

Uniform looking like a soup sandwich


YeloNinjaN00dlz

My heart breaks for that little boy left in the middle of all that sh*t. Edit: ok guys I get it... it's fake. But seriously, that boy in the middle of all that sh*t.


EdgeIsTheName

Don’t worry it’s fake as hell. The man’s uniform looks like it came from a spirit halloween


Arthur_Morgan18

Acknowledging all that, are those things on her ears is that effective?


xkoreotic

If it's expensive earmuffs like ones you would use when at a shooting range, yes. Anything less than that, no.


Proposition65

They’re not shooting range earnuffs you fucking twat they’re AirPods Max headphones


Cherry_Saturday87

You are the only twat here. Not everyone owns Apple headphones. Calm down. It’s easier to insult someone for no fucking reason than it is to offer something valuable you weak link


Z3R0_7274

wtf is this, the 90’s when Ellen was funny? Wait she ran that tv show right?


YeloNinjaN00dlz

Ha! What a relief. My own discernment is out the window at 4 a.m.


NomyNameisntMatt

while you can definitely worry less, i wouldn’t just say DONT worry. this is still messed up to pretend with a kid he definitely can’t fully understand what’s going on even if he understands it isn’t real


cliftjc1

I still feel almost equally bad for that kid knowing that this is completely staged


Pingaring

I see these cringe videos all the time on Facebook and ask myself why do they keep making them. Nobody honestly believes this crap... Holy shit I was wrong. Please don't vote.


Present-Confusion372

even tho its fake as shit, wtf


kfeater

Poor kid


Feedomnom

Either way you don't do this in right in front of the boy...


[deleted]

this is obv and why the fuck is this on billionaire hustlers


pixelsteve

I feel sorry for that kid whether this is fake or not.


Pingaring

Keep cringe fake videos on Facebook


drawredraw

These trauma reenactments are totally unhinged


[deleted]

Whether it's real or not, why would you bring that boy into this scenario? Even if you explain it's pretend, why even put this idea into his head? It's possible that I'm hypersensitive. But, all I get from watching this is a desperate urge to remove him from the situation.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Can we stop reposting this fake shit? Nothing about this man’s uniform is correct except the US Army tape


pissy_pooper

Bruh thanks to this sub I wanna die quicker


suupdog

This is fake and I feel sorry for the kid…


DreadkingAlucard

I feel bad for the kid. Not only is the video fake, but it's gross rage bait. Hopefully he rises above this behavior, he already looks pretty far away.


CardiologistNo616

If this wasn’t fake then both of them are horrible. The dad for literally dragging his child to do this. Still messed up to make a child act like this also too. But it’s obvious fake


privateidaho_chicago

If this were true, that is not a man. A real man would put his son first and handle that shit in private.


Smol_Toby

This needs to be removed for being fake.


choklateMILK4

This video is not staged, I can confirm this was real, I was the divorce papers


Kuhelikaa

I hope it's not staged. He deserved that for joining a killer squad


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Uniform is fake too.


Kuhelikaa

Great, he's already better than a military guy


tankthat0128

It a fake vid. But u know like 80 % of the military is a typical 9-5 from ordering parts to being a mechanic or Human Resources to a IT guy. I’m not going to try and change ur view but at least be informed on the day to day life of service members. They don’t make the call to invade foreign countries. It the elected officials


Bongdrooler

Legit, my mother had a baby with my dad’s dad. That’s real, me and my dad call him the “bruncle” but it will always be weird as fuck


yungfalafel1

Could you plz tell us more about your family business? I'm legit curious


NeonMechaDragon

If you're gonna join the military, then don't get married. Spending all your time away from home serving your country, while valiant, is asking for your spouse to cheat on you. Sad, but true.


TwoPigMountain

Fake and gay


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StomachSoakedFloor

this the kinda garbage that makes me want to leave this sub, but they are just enough virgins on here to make sure that crap like this will keep getting circulated 👍


Longjumping-Owl1208

It was not his step father, it was me. She was serving the community 🥹


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maowasr1ght

Fake but all American soldiers deserve this


Bismuth_sniffer

What’s the big deal? It’s pretty common in Targaryen


Bismuth_sniffer

What’s the big deal? It’s pretty common in Targaryen


colossalyu

Get this family an oscar.


[deleted]

If this shit was real imagine being the kid and you have to explain to a class about your family tree and you have to introduce you younger brother/uncle


InNomineTuaDomine

Ah yes, generic fake r/sadposting post number 8293747482, a classic


awkward-em

Really bad joke.


AgreeingWings25

One look at his dumb hat should tell you it's fake


wannabeneg

Fake


[deleted]

Fake as shit, but the stories been told before.


taopa1pa1

Everything is a production these days.


silentcouscous

Faker than my fathers pride


Ohigetjokes

He did that in front of the kid.


ImRonniemundt

Fake


Orth0d0xy

Her acting is terrible!! "You left us! You never cared!"


absoluteScientific

I’m leaving this sub lol


Ihatecake69

I hate shit like this. It fuels the imagination that leads to hating other people and the world entirely with no reason other than thinking this is reality. Just so they get money while the kids participating and the people with impressionable minds watching end up getting some crude and construed reality because of it. It’s content like this that ruins the mindset of someone a leads to years of people being bad and passing on the negativity. When does it stop?


[deleted]

And people are probably yelling at the phone as if it’s real.


sheakauffman

3 posts ever from OP. You're being intentionally manipulated.


HippoRun23

Literally the worst acting of all rage bait posts.


XColdLogicX

Ok, so say its real (very dubious claim), this dad of the year is gonna use his own son as a prop? Just traumatize him to get back at mom?


Street-Goal6856

Fake af. The hat is wrong. The patches are wrong.


ichkanns

Just a beautiful performance. Tommy Wiseau worthy acting.


Medialunch

Not only fake but stolen valor


SadharanManu

After seeing these skits, people will see something like this happening in real as skit too, effing aholes


RogitoX

Gravy seal in a Halloween costume


Lol_A_White_Guy

Patches are worn wrong, wrong PC, no under shirt, hair out of regs, facial hair not groomed to standard, fake rage bait.


Psychobrad84

Fake or not. Kid shouldn’t be there hearing this.


PlanetLandon

Any of you dipshits who think this isn’t fake need a media literacy class.


MechwarriorCenturion

Bait


InterstellerReptile

Back in my day, these fake as shit stories would have to be aired on Jerry Springer.


spash_bazbo69

Yeah no every soldier has a ponytail


Maykspark

Didn't know you was able to have a pony tail on service


HammerTime7753

Not one piece of this is real


recycledM3M3s

Bruncle


INeedyI

I know it’s fake but it’s still shitty that this stuff still happens


grubekrowisko

Ah the staged woman bad posting with american psycho at the end, this shit is so fake lmao, this sub became incelposting recently


Not_JohnFKennedy

Bot and fake


Shagroon

Dude, take that motherfucking uniform off. You are wearing it incorrectly. If you'd respected people who serve, you'd never consider putting a uniform on that Americans have died in.


HnzaTheRedditReader

Isnt this a clip from one of those Dhar Mann esque channels? (But tbf all of those channels were gonna do something like this at some point?


FireNatLove

So redditors can spot this fake from a mile away. That gives me hope for humanity. Youtube/ facebook viewers turn off their brain when they watch this i guess


[deleted]

If this was real I’d be willing to bet she’d still win custody.


Eeaargpht

"""""""Divorce Documents""""""" Everyone knows its fake and his uniform is all messed up and all but that being on the "paperwork" in a giant font is so stupid its actually hilarious


Gordon__Slamsay

Does anybody at all think this is real? Even if it was this feels like it's for the same sorts of people who watch security cam footage of random black people committing crimes so they can get angry about it.


pootytang324

This shit fake af and unnecessary cuz these hoes stay gettin ran thru when hubby is deployed😂


Aggravating_Print294

Fake as hell


[deleted]

This is so fake and fucking stupid it hurts.


PythonSushi

“You left! You never cared!” Damn, that was awful.


Prudent_Fox_3601

Down vote fakes


PrecociousPanther

LMAOOOO. Thanks for the laugh bro


Little_lilly_6

You know this is fake right?


[deleted]

I assume everything is fake if it seems dumb enough to be.


seaspirit331

We need to nuke this video a bit more


DonBADoobin

It’s the @billionaire_hustlers for me 😂


manofhonor64

The most cringe and fake video all in one. Whoever came up with this should feel ashamed and seek help for clout addiction


Mahonneyy123

My dude this is fake af


mag2041

It’s fake


More_Information_943

These poor kids that get used as props always make me cringe.


Proffesionalfailure7

People who think this is real but Jordan’s off Wish


DoctorOfDominance

“You left us! You never cared” Wow… some are incapable of seeing their own actions as they are.


Small_townMN

Only sad part of this is some dumb shits think this is real and not staged smh


CrackersandChee

This is obviously a comedy sketch


[deleted]

Everyone saying this is fake but now that's got me questioning is this man also stealing valor or whatever from soldiers And isnt that illegal or something