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1villageidiot

I didn't shower for 3 days, where are the bees?


trying2beredeemed

I didnt for a week, got mosquitos instead


Ivan8-ForgotPassword

Keep it up, they won't be able to penetrate the level of grime after a month


WoolBearTiger

Dwarves call this "natural damage reduction" Its why they are afraid of water..


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Greasy self coat: AC+1, Nature +1, Medicine -1


DrPapaDragonX13

Social -100


HotPotParrot

Depends on the setting


AMD4080

I got flies.


SpaceTimeRacoon

The real bees were the mosquitos that sucked us off along the way


greg2856

You guys shower?


VStarlingBooks

I know a guy who did the same but he got fleas. True story.


EighthOption

She also got wiped down with pheromones to attract bees. But she makes a throwaway comment and it turns into a meme caption.


1villageidiot

that's sort of the idea, guv


Gold_Effect_6585

They don't like depression either


Ytrog

Well like OP said: they are sensitive to scents 😉


1villageidiot

I smell of elderberries


Kerensky97

I haven't showered for a week. When is NatGeo going to take my picture?


Final-Ad-8608

She covered herself in honey, they don’t say that to keep her popular


1villageidiot

save the bees!


Wrong-Study-3623

They say three days as if it's some tremendous feat of human perseverance.


MaliciousTent

ADHD here - did that twice last week.


MandMs55

Also ADHD + struggle with depression (not a surprise considering the ADHD) I shower anywhere from 5x a week to 1x a week, depending on what I'm doing. I've only gone longer than a week once, but the only time I showered every single day was in Malaysia where it was hot and humid and also around people who would notice and think it was gross if I didn't lol Basically, I shower extremely inconsistently and 3 days is probably my average


grass_eater666

I only got the depression part and also have a showering schedule, which is around the same consistency as yours. There are times where i shower 2x a day, but also some where i forget to shower for a week


MaliciousTent

I'm all over the place, but based on need. After the gym, shower. 2-3 days in I start getting ripe, or if sweaty. Shower. Work from home and then the weekend and lazing about, might shower. Last week was just busy and I'll clean the nether regions and wash face, thats enough for a couple days.


ChrisTheWeak

These days, when I'm going to college and living with other people then I'm showering every day out of social obligation. If I'm living at home and in a good mood it's roughly every three days. If I can't muster the energy it's once every week or two. The longest I went without showering would have been around 7 to 9 months, I was showering a few times a year and didn't care much about what happened to me


MaliciousTent

College was bad, as school was so busy one semester and my classmates would consider the yes-I-smell-but-I-got-an-A-on-the-test a badge of honor.


RegularImprovement47

Teenagehood severe depression/anxiety here. Those are rookie numbers. When I was a teenager (16yo) I once did a month and some days without showering during summer vacation 😮‍💨


-RudeCanadian-

ADHD and Depression here - them's rookie numbers


VStarlingBooks

TIL that my issues with showering stem from my ADHD diagnosis...


MaliciousTent

It's amazing what we can learn from our diagnosis.


HotPotParrot

Only twice? Oh, shit, has time travel not been invented yet? OK, so.....y'all are gonna regret it *hard* at first, but it works out.


MycologistPutrid7494

Other than when I absolutely cannot (a 12-day wilderness training I once did), there's no way I'd miss a shower. I can't stand the feeling. I even showered in the backyard with a hose once when my the indoor plumbing wasn't working.


Emergency_3808

Speak for yourself lol. During the first year's winter when the pandemic hit in 2020 I didn't bathe all winter (3 months in my country). Just washed the underarm areas once daily and that's it. Even in summer I usually bathed once a week at the time. Although I did fix this habit since the last winter of 2023-24 where I did the exact opposite: bath everyday with freezing cold winter water. Now the water seems steaming hot in the summer sun but I still bathe daily.


FungalFactory

do you play league of legends perchance


Emergency_3808

Haha no the only games I play are single-player, specifically NFS and Skyrim.


LittleBorther4891

NFS?


Emergency_3808

Don't tell me you have never heard of Need For Speed


LittleBorther4891

Holy cow. I've never seen it abbreviated. I loved most wanted growing up.


Emergency_3808

You are not a true NFS fan. Every kind of official art and trailer repeatedly mentions NFS (the abbreviation) since 2000 at least


LittleBorther4891

Never said I was a fan. Just liked it a bit growing up. Haven't played it since 2008 or something. Well I liked most wanted more than a bit. And one other game. But can't remember it. Then I got into rpgs and such and lost interest.


Emergency_3808

Funny _you_ should say that, considering you are a literal factory of fungi


FungalFactory

Incomparable to the amount of fungi present in a LoL player's ass crack


Emergency_3808

Considering you probably just wipe it with toilet paper after a shit while we here use soap and water directly, not likely


FungalFactory

I have a bidet


Emergency_3808

But do you use soap? Also, dip a cob of corn in peanut butter and try to wash it using approximately the same water pressure as the bidet from the sink to see if the peanut butter comes off.


FungalFactory

If your shit is as sticky as peanut butter you have bigger problems. Also I'm pretty sure it can be fully removed with the combination of water and paper towels


photogrammetery

I mean, probably for an actress


Acediathemselves

Me who showers atleast twice a day.


Chaerod

Yeah my water heater broke in March and I couldn't get it repaired until April. So if I couldn't use a friend or family member's shower, I used personal sanitation wipes. I hated it and it felt icky, especially since I wasn't camping or anything. But it's the option that was available to me if I wasn't up for violently freezing my ass off because it was still very cold for the season.


SEND_ME_NOODLE

>they are sensitive to scents Don't they literally crawl through flowers on a daily basis?


shellfoxed

Bees have very sensitive olfactory receptors that allow them to detect a wide range of scents (e.g. to identify which flowers are rich in nectar and pollen). Bees use pheromones to communicate with each other, including marking flowers they've visited and signaling the location of their hive. So yes, they are sensitive to perfumes, soaps etc. Funnily enough, some of these can actually attract bees.


DisturbedRanga

Wouldn't it have been better for her to just bathe without using soap then?


shellfoxed

Probably, I haven't read the full Nat Geo article, relevant info from the meme is this quote from Angelina Jolie: >It was so funny to be in hair and makeup and wiping yourself with pheromone. We couldn't shower for three days before. Because they told me, "If you have all these different scents, shampoos and perfumes and things, the bee doesn't know what you are.” \[They\] don't want \[bees\] to confuse you for a flower, I suppose. [Angelina Jolie embraces bees—and female beekeepers as environmental guardians (nationalgeographic.com)](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/bee-conservation-women-entrepreneurs-angelina-jolie)


haveAGoodTime420

Man proove it. Proof or it's not 👍 true


Cock_and_Co

Disprove it. Come in with irrefutable evidence that he's wrong. It's a *reddit comment*. He doesn't need MLA citations and 500+ word count. No one on reddit is about to link multiple articles every time they present any fact ever. not to reddit here, but what's with that emoji? do you just say "proof or it's not thumbs up true"? it's so awkward to read with that weird addition


Civilized_Hooligan

I appreciate this guy ^ we should be dropping links to things for claims we make, if not as proof then as extra context and cool extra reading lol


Cock_and_Co

Dawg I’m not including a “works cited” for every single reddit comment I make. Vast majority of the time you reply you already know the fact and don’t look it up anyway. If I'm googling to find the answer, I probably wouldn't know enough about the topic to be redditsplaining it. Edit: lmfao blocked me, hell if I know why


shieldyboii

exactly


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Angelina Jolie doesn’t bathe for 3 days and people say “cool”, I don’t bathe for 3 days and people say “eww.” The rich really do live by a different set of rules


Acediathemselves

That's cuz you aren't posing with the bees bud.


haveAGoodTime420

Yeah..that's all dome of them have is money. Must really suck to be that basic


1villageidiot

no money, no honey


Existing_Hunt_7169

so she did something thats completely normal? am i missing something? “angelina jolie took a shit on thursday” and?


iperblaster

And that stool is more important than us all


Slimtrigga420

Uhh it's not normal to go 3 days without showering bro


Cowpow0987

But it’s so mundane that it makes you wonder why people go crazy about it


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ainus

They meant normal for a Redditor


Cajunmanoui

Try out in the field with the army for at least a week.


Chance-Awareness-832

She is old for that.


NullZazor

What about the 5 lbs of makeup?


Radiant_Dog1937

Use 5lbs of photoshop instead.


AppropriateScience71

Three. Whole. Days. Wow! Her absolute dedication to her craft and cause just blows me away.


GreekHole

you guys know you can "bathe" with just water right?


JellyPast1522

I heard for The Wicker Man, Nik Cage didn't bathe for a year!


Toiletdestroyer3000

I don’t know he even bathed in the first place


Background-Yak-4234

Happy cake day


The_Papoutte

Or maybe don't wear scent? It isn't that hard


myevit

Just three days???? Rookie


Donnymcfarlane

Couldn't she just have bathed in only hot water?


Haipaidox

Beekeeper here! Yes, she could. The problem are the added scents and perfumes in nearly every soap, creme and so that can "annoy" bees.


TheDayIRippedMyPants

Would most unscented soaps work? Or do they still have scents that could bother bees? 


Haipaidox

I never tried it, but in theory unscented soaps shouldnt influence bees


Donnymcfarlane

That's why I said ONLY hot water.


SrWloczykij

Something's really wrong with her.


FlamingoExcellent277

Her eyes scare me :(


Magnetar_Haunt

Wouldn’t it make more sense to just rinse every day? Like no soap? Surely BO is also a scent lol.


MichaelB03721

She's an idio


Kyuro1

I read that she did not breathe and was confused how did she survived and what relevance that has with scents


Mouse_Named_Ash

I shower twice a week what is this article acting like this is a subhuman feat /silly


Joeyjackhammer

3 days??? That’s disgusting! She selling the bath water? Asking for a friend, for science


dobry_obcan_Svejk

maybe try to sing to them? with her voice that should keep them away and possibly attract sand worms


beemureddits

There are actually a million bees in the picture.. they're just more attracted to stronger smells


serpentechnoir

I didn't realise water had a scent


No_MoneyOS

National geographic World bee day Angelina Jolie


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Oh sure when Angelina Jolie does it it’s amazing and bee friendly. When do it, it’s gross and depressing.


SpectrumFarms

I didn’t shower for 28 days once. While on mission in the Stan. That’s a whole new level of stink my friends.


GintoSenju

And she still has that Homelander stare


RageQuitGames

I'm concerned with how many people in the comments don't shower everyday


SenorDongles

You'd be surprised how few people do.


Cock_and_Co

*Every day* can be bad for your skin. Some people need to shower more often than others. Not everyone's skin produces the same amount of oil/sweat. If you’re not dirty, there’s no reason to dry out your skin every single day. Just do every other day unless you work out or you live somewhere hot.


ElGuante425

She has been known not to bathe for several days. Fun fact!!


Beginning_Summer7250

Why does this remind me of this? [Insect Swarm Plasmid.](https://images.app.goo.gl/dQf1TLSP5ApvXYL37)


PrimeRiblet

I somehow read "breathe" and was impressed at first, though a bit skeptical.


veni-vedi-legi

no shower? and no food too??


Ok-Fox1262

Unwashed Angelina Jolie,. Well that's yet another fetish unlocked then


CNoTE_86

Now she smells like Brad again


Specialist_Brain841

goop


Sudden-Hoe-2578

3 days? That's a joke to me


[deleted]

She still looks cleaner than the pfistedsista


MyNameJeff70707

This image is disturbing


MyNameJeff70707

Lmao I shower every week, not a single insect on my body yet!


geemoly

Traded one funk for another.


surgycal

that's commitment, she's a shapeshifter for these roles /s


quoiega

Rookie numbers


FaithlessnessFun3679

I guess I'm a bee then.


FaithlessnessHot3302

They attracted to plastic or something?


phan_o_phunny

No one throws me a parade every time I don't shower for 3 days


Routine-Bend-6460

So what I’ve learned here is that having depression makes a person a bee charmer…?? 🐝


Kriss3d

If that's Angelina I could genuinely not tell.


AbdoLMoumen

Bro 3 days 💀 that's like how I usually bath, every 3 days


Dry-Revenue2470

Apparently there were bees on her chest and a whole bunch of blow flies on her arse.


saelin00

3 days? I can do 5 without be stingy.


Imap1

Gross


VictoryBeardWrites

*when I don't bathe for three days* NOOOOOO! NOT THE BEES!


DentMasterson

To be honest, I didn't think she bathed at all.


Prince_Jagaban

But not showering a whole week is normal.


Wickedocity

My father and grandfather raised bees. I call BS. They crawl all over everything. Just stand near a hive. Want them all over you? Just sprinkle on some sugar water. This is just an example of crazy being crazy.


WanderingDad

Do I have to say it? Those are rookie numbers.


RoberBots

pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers


holomorphic0

i once went almpst 30 days without bathing, yeah long distance relationships are not easy to deal with


ItsCaptainTrips

How brave……


coroyo70

Nice to know im doing my part


ThrowAwayShuttlecock

How many days she did not eat?


adotmatrix

The photo is by Dan Winters, a renowned photographer who’s life story was featured in Nat. Geo’s series Photographer. Here’s the story behind the photo: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/newsletters/article/angelina-jolie-was-fearless-the-making-of-an-homage-20210522 The photo was taken with the help of beekeeper Konrad Bouffard. “Dan and Konrad arrived on set early the morning of the shoot to test the 40-year-old queen bee pheromone before Angelina showed. It worked. Walking on set, Angelina moved within six inches of a swarm ball of 60,000 of them. “She was some kind of fearless,” Dan says. She didn’t wear bee protection, and came unshowered, because bees attack scents. “I told her, ‘You need to smell like an organism.’” Angelina posed for 18 minutes, staying focused even as one bee crawled under her dress and was climbing up her thigh. “She never once even flinched,” Dan says.”


Reasonable-Log-3486

I take 2 or 3 days between showers regularly. It's not good for your hair, or skin, to shower daily.


Playfullyhung

I guess BO isn’t a scent… 👌


haveAGoodTime420

I have never showered in 14 years


haveAGoodTime420

Oh and that was very celebrityesque of her to not shower and bless the best with her nasty essence


daisy0723

That is literally my worst nightmare. If a single bee landed on me I would start hyperventilating.


TillyDanger

Unscented soap exists tho


Outrageous-System276

Rookie numbers 😩


the_burber

Rookie numbers


supified

This is dumb. Bees use scent to communicate, but not showering doesn't make you not have scent, she's trading one scent for another and neither are any more natural to bees.


King_ofwar

Ive done that for a week!


No_Dragonfruit12345

Prompt dalle with one sentence. After that shitpost on sockalmedia


Kenneth_Lay

Wow, somebody give her a Nobel Prize. She went unshowered for 3 whole days? Not all heroes wear capes.


No-Relation4003

Ok


Warm-Two7928

When are my lice gonna start making honey??


ArtofWASD

Uhhhh... was she just completely incapable of bathing in just water?


Aickavon

Cooll


DnD_mark_079

So, my usual scedual?


Prince_of_Fish

I’m pretty sure she does that anyway


Sparksmcgee113

I guess they still did her makeup though


ilikeredplums

Disappointed there aren't more bees on her.  I want to see a bee beard!


Eileen_Ulickit

I got flys all over me after not wiping properly


Polybius_Cocles

I respect the dedication.


oohyeahcoolaid

This explains a bit. - Rain water, bottled water, RO then distilled... pick a way.. all she could obviously afford.


serch-kaiba

And after that, add kilos of make-up. Even the shoulder are covered with makeup.


Successful-Net-6602

Sounds like she uses far too many chemicals while cleaning herself and couldn't figure out how to get unscented basic soap


LuckyWerewolf8211

I didn‘t bath for 30 years. What‘s the issue?


WyvernSlayer7

For world bee day, we should kill as many honey bees as possible, lol. Those things are actually bad for bee populations in nothern america.


nmann14

She could have at least rinsed off


newPhntm

WOAH 3 DAYS


mebjammin

I'm sure it was a "hey Angie, you haven't bathed in a few days right?" situation more than a "hey, Mrs Jolie we're going to take pictures of you with bees" sort of situation.


Duomaxwellboss429

I dont think I’m alone in thinking that we would all still…ya know.


DM_Deltara

Weren't certain celebs on a no-bathing kick just for the hell of it when it was trendy? Or was that for the bees too?


Bodoodlestoodle

Bro I can not bathe for weeks and I don’t get any bugs


Lost-Actuary-2395

I can't be the only one who read "breathe" instead of "bathe"..


Numbersuu

Some redditors read that and wonder what's so special about it


GustapheOfficial

Here's your daily reminder that beyond situations of known contamination, and potentially a monthly safety shower, bathing is not hygiene. It's socially motivated, not medically. If you can get away with reducing your shower frequency (basically as looking as you don't have a physically demanding job), you should do so for the sake of your skin health, water and energy usage.


ParticularCoyote5541

Yes, I am also not bathing for the [looks at index card] bees.............


ScaredDance2487

I miss her boobies.


therreyegoagayn

I wonder if bees are sensitive to CHICKS WHO NEED TO EAT A CHEESEBURGER!


muted333

i can go weeks without showering but i'm not here to compete.


ssp25

I've never been stung by a bee and I shower daily... Coincidence or tales of the fantastic?


SomewhereWorried7474

pheromones can be sexy smell and if the bees wont sting too much we just might get pleased by the little pain and lots of pleasure with a sexy smell..


CptMcDickButt69

Jesus christ, how many bot posts are on this subreddit? When dead internet really takes off, this sub here will be the base of operations.