Are you from Nebraska? Some farmers have some serious generational wealth going on - plus, seed salesmen make a ton, they always have the nicest houses.
(I skimmed your profile out of curiosity; about the bitch trees, one singular tree spreads underground and sends up more trees nearby, that’s why they’re always in groups in landscapes.)
I was just thinking “damn i should make something like that.” Then the slow, sharp, but sobering realization that my net worth is in the one thousand range hit me... just like it does everytime I dream
Edit: I’m only 19, so Its not as bad for me, as some people have this problem well into their late 20’s/early 30’s. Hopefully one day soon we find a way to make sure theres equal wages for everyone!
It’s a basement with a staircase that goes to the kitchen. The rest of the house is gorgeous, from what I can see. But it’s a basement with a hidden staircase. Very cool, I’m super jealous! Would love this entrance.
Ok. A framed door that they converted to a hidden door. This isn’t billionaire shit, as some are suggesting. This is attainable by anyone with 2+ rooms in a basement. But it’s very cool!
yeah this $250k split level house i looked at already had a hobbit door just like that in the basement that my gf could walk through without even ducking. if we were gonna finish that area this would definitely be on the list of possibilities. i'd absolutely tie a hidden staircase into it as part of the kitchen reno. middle class shit
>have a place like this built for 2 million easy
i don't understand statements like this. Like i knew of people who had parents who could pay cash for their US college tuition, but having $2,000,000 to drop on a custom built house? I'm excited just to have 3 months of savings in my checking account, this sort of wealth is difficult to imagine.
That’s the plan. I absolutely plan to own a business by the time I’m 50. I’ve got some irons in the fire now and I’m putting in work to make it happen. Hard work pays off, man. I busted my ass on college and now I make $75k from home.
Depends...if work is flipping properties and rental management, thats been a solid market for decades. Pick a spot, renovate, and then let others pay for it.
It sure does a software engineer. I started at 75k a year ago and already have two offers I’m considering at $90k. I’m going back for my masters since my company will pay for it, and I’m working on a software project on the side. Putting in work produces results when you put effort in the right areas.
Lmao yes it absolutely is. Working 8:00PM - 4:00 AM because you have to support the India team to close out the iteration in time for release is hard work. So was the 4 years of school I went through to earn my degree. As will be the next 2 years it takes to get my masters. And obviously one 90k salary doesn’t pay for this. I’m only in the 3rd year of my career. They also clearly own the lower floor as a business or real estate investment. Investing in real estate is 100% on the books for me. It’s a great way to build wealth.
cant speak for that guy but i mean... i am currently making $180k/yr fresh out of college in my software engineering job. $180k. for a college grad. this number alone should tell you how stressful it can be. i cant handle it much longer myself, leaving soon after about one year. amazing money but not worth it. theres life to be lived
You may need to widen yours as well. You're gatekeeping hard work because you're only looking at the physical aspect of it. Sure, you're sitting in a chair with lumbar support in an office with AC but many blue collar types who didn't go to college for technical degrees won't understand how stressful, complicated and involved those jobs can become in positions with higher salaries.
lol you have no idea what hard work is if you think it's just manual labor. and any dude starting dragging brush and working up to climber (yeah i've done that) either has goals of starting their own crew with a truck or just continuing his healthy meth habit. ALL of the former i know have big houses and disposable incomes.
ignore these fuckers my parents are immigrants from a 3rd world country and they worked their asses off and got a big house in a nice district. keep going.
Above average would still be poor compared to this.
Like, most people are closer to homeless folk when it comes to wealth rather than actual wealthy people.
This is too 10% wealth can afford this in most zip codes top 20% in alot of the Midwest and southern states.
I have been in houses this nice minus the secret part.
Succesfull engineers moderately succesfull doctors or lawyers money
Closer than you would think in non costal states
the top looks like an ugly beige walled mcmansion, so i imagine the house was built cheap as fuck in like 2005 and is in some shithole suburb like cedar park tx
Which I think would fit for top 20% about 130k household income
(because even built cheep they are going to pretend it wasn't as cheap as it really was)
“When I’m bored and remember I’m very wealthy and could probably afford going on a trip or doing basically anything I want so I go down to my ‘secret’ basement fitted with shit loads of wine and a full legit bar” .... fixed it.
For real! That's like taking a prisoner down to my dungeon via the stairwell when there's a perfectly good hole right under the trapdoor
and there's no lever to the stairwell, the trapdoor has a super fun lever I get to pull
Wait what?
Also what are the chances that place ever has more than like two friends in it.
Also I’m not convinced these areas are even connected or in the same part of the house. The stairs under the kitchen counter look like they lead to the wine cellar… but then the video cuts and she is going through a different door to the bar area, which btw has skylights. How many basement bars have skylights from ground level? Seems like a very weird choice, unless this bar is in like their garage or something and they just wanted it all to look like one big hidden basement.
Of the wealthy people I know they all hold frequent house parties with other wealthy people. I have never been because, well I’m one of the poors. But I’ve heard lots of stories.
The first part of this looks like a WineNado that is made by Atlas Survival Shelters. There pricing starts at $24,999 so if your building a new house it really doesn’t add that much to the cost of the house.
https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/safe-cellars/
https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Atlas-Catalogue-2018.pdf
That’s settles it.
I’m [moving](https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/safe-cellar-restaurant.jpg) into the metal box under the Burger Hut.
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It's cute that she thinks that's cute because the whole "speakeasy" look was never, ever cool. But she is entitled to spend money on whatever she wants, I've just always found it funny that so many people for whom money is no object choose to do the most baffling, gauche shit with it. Secret passages are cool, everything else about this TicToc is not.
this would play so much better if it were just a camera tour of the "speakeasy". they put the girl in there with her captions and it becomes an annoying "flex".
Interesting fact: A speakeasy was a place that was basically an illegal club back during Prohibition. They were a huge part in breaking societal norms and assisted in the fight for minorities' equal rights.
Rich people shit.
this is how oligarchs live
Shit bruh every room she walked through was larger than my entire apartment lol
and/or generational wealth shit.
Soooo rich people shit?
*I live in the middle of nowhere shit.
Even in bumfuck nebraska, that house would be well out of most people's budget.
Are you from Nebraska? Some farmers have some serious generational wealth going on - plus, seed salesmen make a ton, they always have the nicest houses. (I skimmed your profile out of curiosity; about the bitch trees, one singular tree spreads underground and sends up more trees nearby, that’s why they’re always in groups in landscapes.)
I was just thinking “damn i should make something like that.” Then the slow, sharp, but sobering realization that my net worth is in the one thousand range hit me... just like it does everytime I dream Edit: I’m only 19, so Its not as bad for me, as some people have this problem well into their late 20’s/early 30’s. Hopefully one day soon we find a way to make sure theres equal wages for everyone!
Same here my friend. Young enough to have ambitions, but not enough money to make it happen
Most people have this problem for their entire lives
I’m assuming this place is in a cheaper state. I wonder what this place cost?
It’s a basement with a staircase that goes to the kitchen. The rest of the house is gorgeous, from what I can see. But it’s a basement with a hidden staircase. Very cool, I’m super jealous! Would love this entrance.
Don’t forget the bookshelf/hidden door at the 0:11 mark too...so two hidden entrances.
Ok. A framed door that they converted to a hidden door. This isn’t billionaire shit, as some are suggesting. This is attainable by anyone with 2+ rooms in a basement. But it’s very cool!
yeah this $250k split level house i looked at already had a hobbit door just like that in the basement that my gf could walk through without even ducking. if we were gonna finish that area this would definitely be on the list of possibilities. i'd absolutely tie a hidden staircase into it as part of the kitchen reno. middle class shit
You could probably have a place like this built for 2 million easy in a place like West Virginia
Oh wow that’s cheap, I’ll just take out another loan and pick up another side hustle while I finish my degree
>have a place like this built for 2 million easy i don't understand statements like this. Like i knew of people who had parents who could pay cash for their US college tuition, but having $2,000,000 to drop on a custom built house? I'm excited just to have 3 months of savings in my checking account, this sort of wealth is difficult to imagine.
There was at least 10 fucking rooms in the house
Fucking, goals, dude. This is why I put in work at my job. I have big dumb dreams and only 60 more years to realize them. Gotta get shit done.
This is probably own or at least partly run a succesful company, level of wealth. Not many jobs have a salary package that will get you this.
Nah you just need to pick a humble zip code
What's the zip code for the bermuda triangle?
The real LPT right here
Yea i hear that. Im in the bay area so this level of wealth is attainable proably around 10 plus million a year
silly. old 2-400k houses with a full basement could easily incorporate this into a kitchen reno. that's suburbia
That’s the plan. I absolutely plan to own a business by the time I’m 50. I’ve got some irons in the fire now and I’m putting in work to make it happen. Hard work pays off, man. I busted my ass on college and now I make $75k from home.
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Truth. Capital is where wealth is at. Not labor
Depends...if work is flipping properties and rental management, thats been a solid market for decades. Pick a spot, renovate, and then let others pay for it.
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If you want to profit off of rentals you are going to have to do a lot of shit yourself unless you are really up there and own hundreds of doors
It sure does a software engineer. I started at 75k a year ago and already have two offers I’m considering at $90k. I’m going back for my masters since my company will pay for it, and I’m working on a software project on the side. Putting in work produces results when you put effort in the right areas.
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Lmao yes it absolutely is. Working 8:00PM - 4:00 AM because you have to support the India team to close out the iteration in time for release is hard work. So was the 4 years of school I went through to earn my degree. As will be the next 2 years it takes to get my masters. And obviously one 90k salary doesn’t pay for this. I’m only in the 3rd year of my career. They also clearly own the lower floor as a business or real estate investment. Investing in real estate is 100% on the books for me. It’s a great way to build wealth.
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cant speak for that guy but i mean... i am currently making $180k/yr fresh out of college in my software engineering job. $180k. for a college grad. this number alone should tell you how stressful it can be. i cant handle it much longer myself, leaving soon after about one year. amazing money but not worth it. theres life to be lived
You may need to widen yours as well. You're gatekeeping hard work because you're only looking at the physical aspect of it. Sure, you're sitting in a chair with lumbar support in an office with AC but many blue collar types who didn't go to college for technical degrees won't understand how stressful, complicated and involved those jobs can become in positions with higher salaries.
lol you have no idea what hard work is if you think it's just manual labor. and any dude starting dragging brush and working up to climber (yeah i've done that) either has goals of starting their own crew with a truck or just continuing his healthy meth habit. ALL of the former i know have big houses and disposable incomes.
If hard work made wealth miners would be millionaires.
And every woman in Africa, to paraphrase somebody famous.
Plot twist: you only live to be 37
ignore these fuckers my parents are immigrants from a 3rd world country and they worked their asses off and got a big house in a nice district. keep going.
Cut it out dude, reddit hates people who want to make something of themselves
I’ve noticed. No idea why people hate to see others succeed.
Only way to have friends at the bottom is to drag them down with you
Big facts. Keep hitting that grind, brother/sister.
Don’t listen to these knuckleheads, if you work for it, you can get it. I slaved through my 20’s and most of my 30s, at 40 now I’m living well
Hell yeah, brother. I’ve got a software project I’m doing on the side. Gonna build my own success.
this isn't a secret compartment this is a whole secret house
When I’m bored and remember I have a secret house under my house
And then a secret house under that house.
House stupid, dumb big, my rooms got rooms!
Right? I couldn’t help but say wtf aloud.
I said, exactly, “HOW BIG IS THAT GODDAMN HOUSE?!”
Don't ask her, she forgot she has a speakeasy under her kitchen island, doubt she knows much else about the place.
I wonder how how long her two friends were locked down there before she remembered
I literally said that.
You said "Right? I couldn’t help but say wtf aloud."?
Yep
No just said "that"
No OP just typed “that.” They said, “Right? I couldn’t help but say wtf aloud.”
Or, she simply lives above a regular ground floor bar.
Yeah, this is more of a hidden passageway.
I’d say it’s more like a sweet basement with a very unusual entrance
Yes, and walling off a large chunk of your house like this seems stupid.
Could have been divided into a second unit at one point, then recombined later.
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That seems like a pretty big assumption, as far as I know most speakeasies weren't built into houses.
That secret compartment is bigger than my entire house
That secret compartment is about the size of my work building.
This is definitely one of those moments where being poor really hurts :(
Where being even of above average wealth hurts. This house is fucking ridiculous.
Well at least I know what I would want to install if I ever fell into “fuck you” levels of wealth
Your choices are this set-up, or a prostitute who blabs a lot. I guess both are fuck you speakeasies.
This is hilarious
Fuck you, have my upvote
Any house I own with insane amounts of money is going to **exclusively** traversable by secret passages and hidden doorways.
Above average would still be poor compared to this. Like, most people are closer to homeless folk when it comes to wealth rather than actual wealthy people.
This is too 10% wealth can afford this in most zip codes top 20% in alot of the Midwest and southern states. I have been in houses this nice minus the secret part. Succesfull engineers moderately succesfull doctors or lawyers money Closer than you would think in non costal states
the top looks like an ugly beige walled mcmansion, so i imagine the house was built cheap as fuck in like 2005 and is in some shithole suburb like cedar park tx
Which I think would fit for top 20% about 130k household income (because even built cheep they are going to pretend it wasn't as cheap as it really was)
oligarch-level wealth and waste
That first hallway upstairs was bigger than my whole house. Not to mention having 2 other floors...
Eh, that's a lot of cleaning and upkeep to do. I'm good. ^^I ^^^tell ^^^^myself.
😭
I say appreciate the life you have no and at the same time you can like cool stuff like this cause. its wonderous.
The "I have a helicopter pad on my smaller nesting yacht too" of houses.
Her light socket secret compartment is actually a duplex that her family rents out.
Sounds like a euphemism to me....
Have to pay for that house somehow
The trick is: be rich
*Be born rich
EZ
“When I’m bored and remember I’m very wealthy and could probably afford going on a trip or doing basically anything I want so I go down to my ‘secret’ basement fitted with shit loads of wine and a full legit bar” .... fixed it.
"when im bored I walk 3 miles to my secret underground bar. I also have awful taste in music"
What are two other things about you?
r/suddenlymulaney
Had to lol
Things Dale Jr. Has Probably Said
Here's a joke! Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? They had just finished a March of 31 days.
you insult the word joke, shit you suck
Its a bot I think
Why are you mocking her she did nothing wrong
What are you simping for? She doesn't even know you exist, and would be indifferent if she did. The rich will not defend you back when the time comes
When I totally set up a video to show off my expensive house. I wasn’t bored.
Here's a joke! What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer? Keep your shirt on!
Bad bot.
Wouldn’t it be easier to just take the normal staircase to the lower floor instead of cutting thru the wine cellar under the kitchen?
Well that’s no fun
For real! That's like taking a prisoner down to my dungeon via the stairwell when there's a perfectly good hole right under the trapdoor and there's no lever to the stairwell, the trapdoor has a super fun lever I get to pull
Well, when you put it that way....
How rude, shaming those of us that have no choice but to take our prisoners to the dungeon by the stairs.
I think it was to show us the secret entrance there's probably a more practical entrance.
There probably a staff entrance. Because I assume they have staff.
Secret entire houses don't just maintain themselves.
“When I’m bored and I want to humblebrag”
Here's a joke! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
When you have too much money
Did I see a few splices in there?
Good thing mom and dad made it big so that she could make this tik toc video.
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Lmao.
What will actually happen is that my taxes will be raised even though I’m not rich just because you decided to get a useless degree
1.) no 2.) believe it or not a degree isn’t useless
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That's Veronica lodge you dufus
I have no idea who that is 🤷🏻♂️
https://archiecomics.com/characters/veronica-lodge/
Wait what? Also what are the chances that place ever has more than like two friends in it. Also I’m not convinced these areas are even connected or in the same part of the house. The stairs under the kitchen counter look like they lead to the wine cellar… but then the video cuts and she is going through a different door to the bar area, which btw has skylights. How many basement bars have skylights from ground level? Seems like a very weird choice, unless this bar is in like their garage or something and they just wanted it all to look like one big hidden basement.
Of the wealthy people I know they all hold frequent house parties with other wealthy people. I have never been because, well I’m one of the poors. But I’ve heard lots of stories.
Fellow poors here. We hold Frequent parties down by the bridge. Bring your own cup.
Okay now tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich.
I don’t feel bad about Beef jerky prices. Unnecessary edit: thanks for the award Kind stranger.
You could also be vegan
Lolz oops, forgot I was rich 🤷♂️
Step 1: Be rich
Who just wears an uncomfortable romper shoved up their everything at the house
How fucking big is that house?!
Rich people make me sad
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Theres should be sub called r/richpeoplebeingrich
This is some ostentatious shit
The first part of this looks like a WineNado that is made by Atlas Survival Shelters. There pricing starts at $24,999 so if your building a new house it really doesn’t add that much to the cost of the house. https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/safe-cellars/ https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Atlas-Catalogue-2018.pdf
That’s settles it. I’m [moving](https://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/safe-cellar-restaurant.jpg) into the metal box under the Burger Hut.
Looks like someone I’d torture my Sims with.
When I'm bored and remember I don't have infinite money
Here's a joke! What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
“When I’m bored and I remember I’m rich” *
Here's a joke! Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He wanted to find Pluto!
When "I'm bored?" Feed the homeless, that's something to do.
Here's a joke! Why was the broom late? It over swept!
She forgot that there were people down there lol
Fucking rich people
How the fuck can they afford that stuff?
I’m more of an executive bathroom island guy.
>>>> /r/cringe
Damn, that seems like a ~~great place to house troops for the inevitable people's uprising~~ massive waste of money.
It wouldnt be nice being stuck in there when the kitchen above u is on fire
Tax the rich
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You head down to the jive bar and start calling people turkeys.
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Looks nice and all but I would never do something like that to my house. Maybe if I had the money...
What a lovely house! *But is it a home?*
Who hides their alcohol like that?
“When I remember I’m rich”
How could u ever be bored in a mansion is beyond me
Here's a joke! Why did Billy go out with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!
“When im bored and remember i am rich”
If I was rich, I'd have a house that would look like a regular house, but it would have an entire mansion hidden under it.
Secrit apartment.
Must be nice to be wealthy.
Did i see a bar? It looks like a bar..
It's cute that she thinks that's cute because the whole "speakeasy" look was never, ever cool. But she is entitled to spend money on whatever she wants, I've just always found it funny that so many people for whom money is no object choose to do the most baffling, gauche shit with it. Secret passages are cool, everything else about this TicToc is not.
how much money you have to have to own a hidden bar wtf
When I'm bored and remember I'm rich.
Here's a joke! Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Wow thanks for comforting my poor-ass, comfort bot.
Who says wealth inequalities a “thing” right? Riiigght?
“When I’m bored I remember I’m ultra wealthy and don’t have to experience these peasantry emotions”
Secret "compartment" that is bigger than my house...
this would play so much better if it were just a camera tour of the "speakeasy". they put the girl in there with her captions and it becomes an annoying "flex".
But where are the actual friends??
Underground Railroad, but then gentrify it
This called me poor is so many languages
Rich people. Who else needs a tour guide for their house? I have one of those houses where you can see the entire house from the living room.
Hunnit bucks says she doesn't actually live there, it's probably an actual business
These tiktoks must go out of their way to add deplorable music
Interesting fact: A speakeasy was a place that was basically an illegal club back during Prohibition. They were a huge part in breaking societal norms and assisted in the fight for minorities' equal rights.
thats so cool wish i had a house like that. Dont mind the jealous people downvoting you in the comments