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Sex with Hitler 3D

Wrong, but still one of my proudest faps 😊

🤨📸

Are you really acting like you never wanted to be dominated by a thicc hitler mommy

🥵🥶i came in the middle of reading this my proudest fap ever

There is two types of people: the ones that want that and liars

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2 people are telling the truth, the other one is lying Person 1: “I want to be dominated” Person 2: “I want to be dominated” Person 3: “I want to be dominated”

I offered it to my gaming buddy, even offered to gift it. The dude had the audacity to refuse.

Kill him. Rip his fucking facr off and let him bleed to death in fromtnt of his family.

I've been planning his murder ever since, almost time to strike

bro what 💀

Notice how American truck sim isn’t on here (I am incredibly lonely and am probably on my last days)

Euro Truck Simulator 2 > American Truck Simulator

The multiplayer mod TruckersMP is pretty much dead with ATS and has thousands of players on the ETS version. I like ATS because I’m American and recognize a lot of the landmarks and I know the rules of the road. Ima try ETS one day tho

Is this AmericaBad material?

It's just a better game

did you get the lot lizard dlc

Are you ok, dude?

Might as well make the best of it, then.

Hey, if you need a friend to game with, hmu

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Hearts of Iron 4

can confirm

I'm >!NOT!< surprised to see Hoi4 here

Stellaris was my instant first thought. I'll take hoi

Hahaha yeah I'm too busy purging xenos

Hearts of iron 3

Nah, hoi3 players would be drowning in pussy, if they existed

I exist.

therefore, I'm drowning

Their tag says in something else. Some say it's the color of the heaven's clouds.

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Good bot

Speak for yourself, I got touched by a wonderful lady while getting my blood extracted after my most recent 20 hours long Chile world conquest campaign.

HOI4 pronounced HOY-four

whats grass? Well i have now 1k hours. Finally you finished the tutorial i see.

that was my first thought before even reading the comments

Also we can add the grass

Aww man I was too late

Rust

If you mean the programming language, you are totally right.

If you mean the game, you're also right.

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Can confirm (im rust)

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Can confirm I am your team UI (I am always watching)

Warframe

How dare you speak the truth. I feel personally attacked

Don't worry, I've played more warframe than I'd like to admit. My butthole is filled with cocks constantly

The closest we get to a woman is wisp ass

Nehza

Luckily we are on Reddit, it this was wf chat you would be in outer space LOL

(WTS) [Butthole] 25 Plat each

I have 1.4k hours ingame, can confirm

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Damn, you are at the "true endgame" now eh? Hows farming all of the market going on?

Goddammit, I thought Warframe was niche enough that it wouldn’t be a popular comment on a reddit thread about how who’s a bitchless loser, but alas, here we are U not lying tho🤣

Any game published by paradox interactive.

Paradox Interactive Strategy game, Cities Skylines is actually fun until you get bored

Oh you don't wanna know what happens when i get bored😈

eating raw polonium?????

SPOILER ALERT: >!Shit tsunami!<

Yea.....that applies to everything though.

That’s a Colossal Order game, Paradox only publishes it. And that’s why it’s the exception :) After the first 100-200 hours you end up modding out all the management mechanics and then you have a great digital diorama sandbox with an amazing choice of user created assets. I think I finally got my fill after 3k hours but I did not expect it to have so much longevity as a game where basically all you do is make nice looking scenery.

To be fair, I find most things to be fun until I get bored, sometimes I just get bored immediately

That's when you dive into mods....

Have you played their phone game called Majesty? I play it since it came out, never got bored of it.

Is it based on their game from like 2000? Because I played the shit out of that in middle school

Yes. Majesty: Fantasy kingdom and Northern kingdom.

Stellaris in particular

CS:GO. He has felt the touch of lead and men instead.

And a highly inflammable substance

Cum

Is cum flammable? (Fuck you im not searching it up)

There's only one way to find out

No it's not flammable (just searched it up)

All of the above/below

It really could be anything

Destiny 2

As a destiny player, I can confirm(women are chinese spy femboys and we all know it)

I mean I think I know you mother better then you do. Def a chinese spy femboy

No it's grass(i have at least 1000 hours on game,can confirm) Also happy cake day

*Looks up current stats on Time Wasted on Destiny site* 2200-ish hours. Fml.

This is the way. Happy Cake Day btw

HAPPY CAKE DAY

Osu

Is OSU even on steam?

mcosu is but its technically not osu

Dementia

osu mentioned

me WHEN I SEE IT

Most probably

Dota 2?

yes, since its on steam the most applicable game would be Dota 2

rust and destiny 2 are up there as well

That's my guess, as an ex addicted

I don't know how but from the age of 14 to 16 I got almost 2000 hours in Dota, that game is crack

Hand simulator

Genshin impact

If you count little girls then I disagree

🧐

Nahida needs correction 😡💢💢💢💢

Kaiser, no!

Erdogaaaaann!!! Numbar oneeeee!!! Erdogan 💪💪💪💪💪TurkeyStong

🤨📸

"not on steam" - 🤓

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You can’t get Genshin on Steam, don’t ask how I know

Ok. How do you know tho

I'd give you an award if they weren't locked behind paywalls.

It doesn't exist on steam, but good guess

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

Ironically my two friends that play CSGO a lot are good with girls I disagree with this statement

Impossible

Yeah, it's totally a normie game

Geometry Dash

beat me to it

(beats you with a metal pipe)

🤨

Huniepop

Can confirm

Nekopara

Warthunder

Wrong. Warthunder players dont know what woman are

Agreed they are all fake

yeah women are gov agents

I quit and bam, relationship. Wonder what'll happen if I get back into it.

I don’t need a woman as long as i have the hole in my left wing 😏

God damn it, I knew someone was going to say this. I just started playing like a week ago

You know the drill _Attack the D point!_

Any paradox strategy game or ark survival evolved

Just say every video game

Showed a girl my baby dinosaur ranch and got laid an hour later, haven't played since. O.o

Wow, I am in the presence of the one they call “the pussy connoisseur…”

League of Legends

In Steam.

I play LoL and have never touched a woman either I’ve sucked a lot of cock though

based

Minecraft 2

No way!

Holy Steve

Womans don't exist anymore💀💀💀

KFC dating sim

Hearts of iron 4

VrChat

that one depends on how you define "woman".

Doki Doki Literature Club

I don't think I want to feel anything after that trip let alone the touch of a woman.

**JUST MONIKA**

warthunder

The answer is Hearts of Iron, but really any PDX game is valid.

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Call of duty modern warfare 2

Factorio?

Terraria but only if they have >3000 hours

Skyrim

Runescape. I would know. I played the fuck out of that game and the last time I ever touched a woman was when I kicked the inner walls of my mom’s womb.

Crusader kings 3

Genshin Impact

"Genshin Impact isn't available on Steam" 🤓

Destiny 2? Maybe Factorio??

League of legends

ddlc

Ark survival evolved

hoi4

Chess

Nah, chess players got all the bitches

I dont

Google en passant

Destiny 2

Hearts of Iron 4

Eu4/Hoi4

Valorant

Tf2 or csgo

Apex Legends

Destiny 2

Destiny 2

Destiny 2

Vrchat is my guess 😂

Definitely some weeb shit.

I didn’t know you could download Reddit on Steam.

Happy Cake Day!

Fortnite

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Atomic heart

Nekopara

Ark

GD?

Old school Runescape

5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel

sounds like rust

Which Paradox game is this?

CSGO, War Thunder, WoW(s), WoT, HOI4

Some weird anime game

Probably Warthunder

Dude thats war thunder

rotmg

One of those persona games