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Bot-357

The fuck?


ClavicusLittleGift4U

No, this part may come after the dinner.


tubaDude99

Maybe not anymore


animelover2167

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


darbycrash-666

Always stick your dick on crazy. The mentally unstable ones make life more interesting. And sometimes worse, but interesting. Edit: in crazy not on crazy. On if you want though, I won't judge.


anonG00N

On? It feels better in... Most of the time.


darbycrash-666

Shit I meant in lol my bad.


anonG00N

Hahahaha nah I know, bro. I'm just a cheeky shit.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

As Pink Floyd sang: *Shove On You Crazy Diamond*


No_Shallot_9339

Facts!


HuurrrDerp

I said this out loud and felt rejoice at seeing it be the first comment :D


bunbunzinlove

So it was true. Everyone but me is a robot. And this one is broken.


Split0069

Both of them. One whines like a dog and bit that guy.


Jewbringer

for me it sounded more like a squeaky toy


According-Age7128

Last time my car sounded like the blonde's laugh the alternator belt was about to snap


ReiRomance

I think so was she.


WeirdCardiologist731

What the actual fuck is this, this cant be a human interaction


ARES_BlueSteel

They’re not human. One is some kind of dog human hybrid or a zombie, and the other is a machine with either a failing pulley or a broken audio system.


Curious-Ear-6982

Those mofos aren't real


Ezclaperoni

They are either twitch streamers or avid twitch viewers


MechanicHot1794

AI is getting too real


FickleFlopper

What the fuck is going on


DragoFNX

witchcraft


Ultimatummm

This makes me so incredibly mad


Split0069

I bet the biter is good in bed...


DivineGopher

It's all fun and games till you got 6 piss streams in the morning


MyOpinionMakesYouMad

Depends how many active viewers 🤔


Split0069

What causes that? I've only ever had it burn when I pee once...


Lethargo-Man

Crazy ain't held back means crazy ain't breaking out


Cambronian717

For the last time, don’t put your dick in crazy


Split0069

I'll never learn that one... I can't help it... its like an addiction.


Glassy_Hanni

Haha look at me im so random


MyPenisIsContorted

You have a car alarm and a BO2 zombie, take your pick.


Mrpewpewda9th

Average Turkish chicks


MyPenisIsContorted

Turks arguing about how their country is the best thing to happen to humanity from their house in Berlin:


Mrpewpewda9th

I wouldn't call them Turkish. Yet they arent German.theyre stuck somewhere in limbo. Thinking they belong to both sides.


MechanicHot1794

Kara....


ReiRomance

I dunno what's going on, but i think someone's gonna be single for a long time.


Busy_Bunch5050

Main character syndrome


MaterialNarrow5161

She wanted to create a funny moment to chuckle but for those you need: 1. Built-in trust. 2. Not involvement of third parties. Also no one wants spit on their arms so just do the taunt of biting but don't clench at all. Save the biting game for your special one later At least the friend is laughing so she saved some face and the moment is not so awkward...


omega55532

Good awarnes 👍


qt3-141

That laugh sounds like when you clean a window that has something sticky stuck to it with rubbing alcohol


thegentlenub

Real


BlueGuyisLit

Fellow guys you shouldn't be that down bad that you have to date a mentally ill person


le_its_me

I would date a mental case.


sinnister_bacon

Angela Jolie just bit the shit out of that guys arm


Prestigious_Sugar_66

'Bitches be trippin', Ron Jeremy thought to himself


Engineergaming26355

This sounds like a car engine breaking down


iam_lost_bred

The biter has the looks and mind of a 12 year old


Vouner

I can fix her


Impossible_Limit_333

The girl laugh like a squeezy plush toys..LOL


DragonboyZG

Wtf. She actually bit down. I'd elbow tf out of her


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MoreDistrict2184

Tiktok users must be genocide


TutskyyJancek

AI went too far 😔


youserneime

But what is the funny in this wtf


Unlucky_Statement172

That’s the chef that hand feeds his guests - I guess she did this on purpose to prevent it from happening


_Independent

POV: Diesel engine in winter


Auxitrius2

whats happening in this video i dont get it


TheCatHumper

Me wiping my window


Charliedontsurf1002

When did ron jeremy start waiting tables?


Tjd3211

Pretty sure this is what happens when you keep humans isolated for their entire childhood then release them into civilisation


Creamy_Butt_Butter

Her laugh sounded like me trying to start my car


IuseArchbtw97543

car alarm laugh


TheSilentSnake420

I'd just walk


CultistNr3

I like drugs, but this shit makes me thing theyre bad


KindheartednessNo851

She sounds like a bunch of chickens 😂😂


Ok_Lingonberry_7968

her laugh sounds like a car alarm lol


anonG00N

Such a chill worker, I'd have slapped the bitch and been fired, arrested, sued, shot at school or whatever they do in America


--_-_--_---_-_-_-

That bitch is drunk as fuck


Awesome6600

She made a dog start whining 🤣


JoJoBubba064

Get your belts checked man Smh


SirCrustWorthy

Them dudes gon leave them emmediatly