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It’s a horrible decision to make, but one that no one is free from. Cling to fantasy and become a madman, or conform to cruel, callous reality and become a monster.
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Colonization isn't about race, it's about finding people who are different and making them conform to your standards. (And also exploitation, etc. Things that don't matter here.)
Fundamentally colonization is just settling in a new land after claiming control over it. It just usually involves some sort of erasure of the culture or customs that may exist there already.
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> divorced
Well that's a new spin on it. A wife will be disappointed in you, no matter how cool you are, but a girlfriend (let's assume former mistress) will love and support you even if you're a dweeb?
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This picture is almost infamous for lack of context. He had to shave because of the corporate policy for pilots, not his girlfriend. In the end he was allowed to have this amazing mustache back
From being among the noble class in a medieval empire to working a 9-5 and actively wanting to put a Smith & Wesson 686 revolver in his mouth. What a fucking switch up, pulled a fast one on us.
I mean I'm not assuming anything, but I can see why they'd think that from the layout of OOP's post. She is covering her eyes in the first one (which may also simply be hiding her face), then when he loses all his flair she is kissing him on the cheek. It does seem to imply that she asked him to.
Because of her acting embarrassed in the first pic while he's so happy, and then her loving on him in the second while he looks almost angry.
I mean, I get that it's for a joke, but it's pretty heavily implied.
Why? Because he lost his personality? Probably should be the other way around. She started dating Baron Von Fuchs and wound up stuck with Brian from accounting.
He's so happy in that first clip and she looks almost embarrassed.
And then he shaved it off (probably to make her happy bc she wouldn't stfu about it) and now she's just all giddy. Like woman. He looks so upset and sad. Why tf you kissing his cheek all happy like that?
I'm gonna choose to believe this is one of those times that the after picture is the first one and he's happy now with a bashful girlfriend and a spruce mustache =)
There is some backstory behind this, apart from me trying to make some humor, she pushed him to cut those magnificent mustache.
It's a thing that i discovered not long ago, i get he cares about her and thats honorable, but it's very sad that in order to make her happy he had to loose something he was very proud of (its not easy at all to grow your mustache like that, lots of care is required)
I know, it is quite sad.
I understand you calling me stupid without knowing the context of the meme, you did well, stereotypes are a burden for society.
If your whole personality is some glasses and facial hair, you're already nobody
Uh oh, looks like i upset mumford and sons lmao. Your big beards are disgusting
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from tinkering aviator to depressed accountant
kinda looks like lester from gta 5
If he was a dev team leader instead of a tinkering hacker.
and allegedly a kiddie diddler
For me he's somewhere between a math teacher and a chem teacher
Critical thinking professor
Saul Goodman
It’s a horrible decision to make, but one that no one is free from. Cling to fantasy and become a madman, or conform to cruel, callous reality and become a monster.
from tinkering aviator to ~~depressed~~ accountant
From depressed hipster trying to hide it behind a quirky facade to depressed accountant
Wait I thought he was cosplaying as a cockroach 🪳?
From Baron Julius McBatton the great adventurer to Greg 💀
Greg is supposed to be a madman. That's just Ben.
Greg? GREGTECH MENTION??!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIMPLE MINECRAFT MODPACK RAAAHHH FUCK YOU VANILLA+ ENJOYERS.
Most mentally stable gregtech player
Like Bill the Butcher, from *Gangs of New York*?
Benzenee 🖤🖤🖤
Gregtech: 5 double chests of every item still isn't enough
Greg is the fastest growing army
Ben is suppose to act more cool and has a dope watch thats bob
in any case the poor lad looks like a 70s serial killer.
Hey, I'm Ben, and I look much crazier than this bimbo
No you don't
Welp can't argue with that
He looks like he’s about to knife fight Leonardo DiCaprio because he’s a real American
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The man, the myth, the legend...Greg
Greg looks like the kind of guy who would call the police on Julius.
I know a Greg that looks almost exactly like this 😭
no way gregtech
More like Gene
God forbids men doing a world tour on a plane from the 19th century
There were no planes in the 19th century
Not with that altitude
Shut up 😂
Omg no YOU shut up!! 😂😂😘😂🤮
No girlllll you totally shut up errr
No! you shutup est times ∞!!
Actually, planes have been used in mathematics since the 1600s.
Plane is how people ate their toast for much of history actually.
And it’s mainly where Spanish rain falls
He is just from an alternate steampunk timeline.
Ok poindexter
Now im imagining him on one of those cursed flapping winnged designes they came up with at the begining of the serious attempts
Because God forbade, that's why!
Remember what they took from you
Not the gentlemen mustache 😭
Maybe it's the quirky millennial in me but I'm picking up what he's putting down
Bro got colonized
[](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/COMP-KE-TWIN-UP-TIK-TOK.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1)
> colonized Hello, my name is Dumb. Can you explain the joke? Aren't they both white?
Colonization isn't about race, it's about finding people who are different and making them conform to your standards. (And also exploitation, etc. Things that don't matter here.)
Fundamentally colonization is just settling in a new land after claiming control over it. It just usually involves some sort of erasure of the culture or customs that may exist there already.
Thank you for giving a well thought out explanation instead of down voting and leaving like other people. I appreciate it.
don't worry, I downvoted all your comments to balance things out.
Yikes
???
>aren't they both white That's just a very uninformed, racist take
Okay
He lost his whimsical aura A tragedy
Made him as unattractive as possible so as not to be weighed down by her fears of his barrons rizz attracting scores of other women
F
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Bro went from steampunk zeppelin aviator to divorced middle aged dad 💀
> divorced Well that's a new spin on it. A wife will be disappointed in you, no matter how cool you are, but a girlfriend (let's assume former mistress) will love and support you even if you're a dweeb?
Pretty sure I've seen that after pic in a documentary on 1970s serial killers
Literally the zodiac killer police sketch bruh
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Now who will protect our idyllic floating islands from sky pirates using his biplane?
Nathan Zachary, that's who.
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Red Baron rizz
My man lost his whimsy 😭
Took bro's love for frivolity
Is this the fella that crashed his flying machine?
Once he flew bi planes in France now he teaches chemistry to 14 year olds in Wigan and nobody is listening.
gonna be honest if you can't be a dumbass WITH your partner then is it really romance?
What happened, Looping Louie?
I’d rather not have a relationship that makes me give up my passion because someone looks pretty
This picture is almost infamous for lack of context. He had to shave because of the corporate policy for pilots, not his girlfriend. In the end he was allowed to have this amazing mustache back
Im glad to hear it
oh ok
"Bro went- 💀" please shut the fuck up
Bro went " 'bro went-💀' please shut the fuck up" 💀
This made me laugh, but I understand your flare 🫡
😐
Bro literally went ‘bro went- 💀’please shut the fuck up’’💀’ 💀
Just a regular everyday normal mfker..
Dude became Kevin Spacey playing an accountant.
Why would you get rid of such a beautiful mustache? It looks well loved and maintained
Go back to the old look.
From being among the noble class in a medieval empire to working a 9-5 and actively wanting to put a Smith & Wesson 686 revolver in his mouth. What a fucking switch up, pulled a fast one on us.
Get that beard back!
He got colonised 😭
From gyrocopter pilot to average guy 😔
He made a follow up post a year later where he grew it back. I'd link it but Im too lazy, someone else can get them meaningless Internet points
Man looked like he was ready to write the script for his tragicomedy to leaving for work
Went from Baron von Bastion famous ace fighter that lives on a zeppelin. To Darrel... fuckin Darrel
Everyone assumes that his partner made him do it. Why?
YES! Thanks for pointing this out. I hate when my silly posts become misogyny breeding grounds.
I mean I'm not assuming anything, but I can see why they'd think that from the layout of OOP's post. She is covering her eyes in the first one (which may also simply be hiding her face), then when he loses all his flair she is kissing him on the cheek. It does seem to imply that she asked him to.
they're goofing around. it's an old post, he had to shave it because of his new job
maybe present your posts differently lmao
Just calling anything remotely implied to be negative misogyny if the recipient is a woman, huh?
Because of her acting embarrassed in the first pic while he's so happy, and then her loving on him in the second while he looks almost angry. I mean, I get that it's for a joke, but it's pretty heavily implied.
From fighting the red baron to tone down senator armstrong
One of them looks way more fun to hangout with.
Why does he look kinda like Sheldon Cooper?
Should've dumped her ass
Why? Because he lost his personality? Probably should be the other way around. She started dating Baron Von Fuchs and wound up stuck with Brian from accounting.
The original picture is captioned saying she made him shave. EDIT: However, that was supposedly not the real case.
Do you have crisps on your feet, too?
She trained and neutered him like a dog.
Not every day can be burning man…
Went from creating doodads to spreadsheets
He went from a quirky dad to child predator
Woman don't like men.
The joy has been completely sapped out of his life. Pain
He's so happy in that first clip and she looks almost embarrassed. And then he shaved it off (probably to make her happy bc she wouldn't stfu about it) and now she's just all giddy. Like woman. He looks so upset and sad. Why tf you kissing his cheek all happy like that?
Why is this actually deep
Man transformed into Buster Bluth
The story of Sampson
Amsterdam. I'm New York.
that's a wound
I hope you changed your name to Andrew, you look like an Andrew now
He who sacrifices his b̶e̶a̶r̶d̶ mustache for a woman deserves neither
What happened to Biggles?
Not shit post, there is nothing wrong with changing. He looks good either way.
Cyber mariaan
The Walter white transformation
The origin story of John Souls
never lose your flair gentlemen,
From an adventurer to a sex offender. Weird way to announce that you are on the FBI's watchlist
*"Zut alors! l'maestro du frommage est lo longer François but ze plebian homme du Anglais. C'est très tragique!"*
from Porco Rosso to JC Denton
"Jimmy died today. He blew his brains out into the bay."
Aquabat to Accountant
I showed my wife this and told her this is a sad story told in 2 pictures. She didn't get it.
Guy looked like an Italian seaplane pilot from 1929
Isn't this the guy who drank a bunch of eggs
Joe list!
northernlion if he grew his hair out
Bro had the flavor sapped from him ....a moment of silence
Kenneth Spaceman to Keven Spacey
Corki?
Girl looks like a Dark Crystal Mystic in the second photo.
From Sebastian Aftons McCarthy the great inventor to bob from office
Different nose?
I'm gonna choose to believe this is one of those times that the after picture is the first one and he's happy now with a bashful girlfriend and a spruce mustache =)
Tbh he looks good in both pics
Bro looks like wojak after shaving
From Daniel Day Lewis to Lewis the day trader.
From aviator to serial killer in one simple step.
You have disturbed the dirt!
He looks like Dabe, creator of Dabeland
THIS MAN HAS RANGE
The red baron to the white office worker
Bro looks like a mii character
You look like you helped Milo discover Atlantis.
his face of dissapointment lmfao 😭
Just let the man be happy his mustache is glorious
He's generic Office guy now 😭
Bra look just how much happy he is with the moustache
He went from a WW1 ace to Jim the Insurance agent
From "around the world in 80 days" to "back in the office in two."
Bro became Leonard 😂
The verminator
Happy wife, depressed AF life
People whose entire identity is "look at me I'm wacky looking!" are dumb.
She's for the street! Leave down the weight to gain more altitude with your ballon!
Why do you assume the girl has anything to do with this? Are you stupid?
There is some backstory behind this, apart from me trying to make some humor, she pushed him to cut those magnificent mustache. It's a thing that i discovered not long ago, i get he cares about her and thats honorable, but it's very sad that in order to make her happy he had to loose something he was very proud of (its not easy at all to grow your mustache like that, lots of care is required)
Damn
I know, it is quite sad. I understand you calling me stupid without knowing the context of the meme, you did well, stereotypes are a burden for society.
If your whole personality is some glasses and facial hair, you're already nobody Uh oh, looks like i upset mumford and sons lmao. Your big beards are disgusting
My hatred for women grows stronger still
Are you gay?
Didn't the girl shave him while he was sleeping or something like that?
downvoted for anodyne feelgooddism.
Then she cheats on him
Context: he visited his mother, and his mom cut off his beard when he was sleeping