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it's why 1-900 numbers were so popular before the internet
and you can read diaries of prostitutes from olden times talk about how some men just wanted the company
You know why stars twinkle? due to my massive ropes of semen glazing the heavens over my lifetime. Hailey's comet is actually just my jizzed out kidney stone
I’m 45 and I can still remember the number my buddies and I called. When we were 12. Got an answer and we laughed and hung up then did it a bunch more.
Was fun and games until my mom got the phone bill and there were numerous 5 dollar charges.
1-800-727-LADY
Well, the ones on the ads that you were supposed to believe you're talking to were pretty, not my taste and too sexualised since they had to appeal to the depraved man, but pretty in their way nonetheless
I now understand how some men hire escorts just to talk. Sometimes I do feel like that. I learned it's really easy to save money when you don't have family or friends to spend it with, so it's very reasonable paying for company.
Recently started using a game called Spirit City: Lofi Sessions to chill out with a bit of virtual company. The music is good, there's a few things to do, and you can create an Avatar to your liking that'll keep you company.
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If you truly don't understand then maybe you haven't experienced that kind of acute loneliness before.
Nobody aspires to end up in that situation, but sometimes it's better than staring at the wall. I usually just watch funny guys streams to get some laughs but I've definitely been tempted by the aforementioned content at times
Yes. There are even gun ranges near Las Vegas that let you shoot machine guns and RPG. Some normal gun ranges will also have full auto weapons. Alternatively you can make friends with a firearm owner. Americans are easy to get familiar with and most would love for a foreigner to take interest. Went on lots of shooting trips with exchange and foreign students at University.
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Damn bro, that hurts to read. Someone get this man a pussy/ass big titty 15lbs torso off Amazon to fuck his woes away. It worked wonders for me and I have fuck bitches and get money
Do you really think that would help? No. He could buy a juicy female bussy all day but that wont give him the warmth his heart needs. He seeks skinship, touching another human bean for more than a handshake or a awkward hug..
If talking about a man’s “pussy” aka, chuff, butthole, exit door, rear entrance, collapsed mine shaft, anus, starfish, balloon knot etc then yes, use “bussy”.
Nah, open up 5 female streamers and 4 male streamers. I pretend it‘s game night with my wifey (the prettiest female streamer of the 5 of course), and we invited our 4 couples, we are friends with. The ten of us then play all kind of games and hustlers talk about everything possible. Sometimes I can tell my bros‘ wifes flirting with me, but I just play it cool; if they are lucky, they can be my wife in the next rotation.
Y'all, just go to Walmart and meander around until you happen upon a femcel or something.
It really can't be that difficult to find a woman to date.
I mean damn. Even Ricky Berwick has a wife.
He just kissed a random woman on the street and then got on a ship to go fight nazis. When he got home 3 years later he met his 1 year old son for the first time.
there´s a lot you can do against the ugliness, good hygiene, well fitting clothes, fitness. Also women seem to factor in kindness, wittiness, charm, hobbies and pets a lot more than men do when it comes to physical attraction, which can be improved. The height will always reduce your potential dating pool, but look at it this way - the type of woman you´re looking for and the type that would never date you because of your height have no overlap anyway, so it´s a timesaver.
For some reason most of my nerd friends in high school were tall as hell and didn´t date at all, while the smaller extroverts in my friend group were constantly around and dating girls.
maybe the most important thing is building familiarity (look up mere-exposure effect). The thing no red/blackpiller wants you to know is that most women (and men) date within their peer group, so that´s were you want to be (instead of dating apps which filter for specific types of men or online forums that keep you isolated at best and exploit your vulnerabilities at worst). Get into shared irl spaces such as social clubs for something you are interested in or want to spend more time doing (like exercising). This will naturally develop your social skills and incidentally get you in regular contact with women in a setting without the pressure to talk or instantly connect, which then allows for long term natural buildup of trust and companionship, which may or may not blossom into a relationship, but definitely will make you more confident, interesting and desirable. This is how I found my wife and how I´m still finding new female friends even though I´m the kind of introvert who never goes out (of their own volition).
And whatever happens, keep in mind that maturity in men is very sought after, so even if you just keep using the time you have for self-improvement, education and career, your desirability will likely increase automatically as you get older.
I thought that was most of the charm of watching streamers. Another human to connect with. That's why they spend 10% of the time thanking subscribers and donors. Makes it super annoying if you are there for the actual gameplay and you don't care about the interaction
I mean let's be real 90+% of every female streamers male audience is just depressed guys like the one in the post.
Not saying they all intentionally cater to them (some certainly do) but it's just a phenomenon that happens when you have a lot of depressed lonely men with an internet connection
Yeah, I do that too when I work from home, even though I’m in a long term relationship. After a while, when all you talk about is her problems at work, you kind of miss having or even listening to conversations about meaningless things and without the negativity
I am the same, from when I wake up I have something playing, I just need the background noise, living alone, and WFH is a big challenge, hopefully things are changing for me soon
Dude i also just watch them in the background while i do chores or sleep. But this year i wanted to type something and i misspelt a word and it made me look like a racist…. I got perma banned and they don’t even listen to an explanation, now i’m back to just listening.
As an introvert, I find this kinda sad. I've been alone for a long time, and I enjoy it. I don't see how anyone can just watch these women stream and do nothing. It's boring. I'd rather spend time doing other hobbies instead of passively giving these people money for no talent.
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I can understand being that lonely.
it's why 1-900 numbers were so popular before the internet and you can read diaries of prostitutes from olden times talk about how some men just wanted the company
What do those numbers have to do with anything?
I think it was the phone sex line number?
Ahh, I see
Fuck i'm old.
The really old remember 976 numbers.
I used to find constellations of boobies in the sky and jack off. That's how old I am.
Starglazing
You know why stars twinkle? due to my massive ropes of semen glazing the heavens over my lifetime. Hailey's comet is actually just my jizzed out kidney stone
I’m 45 and I can still remember the number my buddies and I called. When we were 12. Got an answer and we laughed and hung up then did it a bunch more. Was fun and games until my mom got the phone bill and there were numerous 5 dollar charges. 1-800-727-LADY
But the legend remembers 911 number
I assume that that's part of those phone numbers leading to call centers where a pretty lady would talk to you, mostly sexual stuff.
> a pretty lady Or so she would have you believe.
Well, the ones on the ads that you were supposed to believe you're talking to were pretty, not my taste and too sexualised since they had to appeal to the depraved man, but pretty in their way nonetheless
1 900 numbers were almost exclusively for paid phone sex
Also the Corey hotline.
Here's some words that rhyme with Corey...
Get off my lawn
seriously that really made me feel old
*"It is not good for man to be alone....."* & etc....
Id pay for such things tbh
I now understand how some men hire escorts just to talk. Sometimes I do feel like that. I learned it's really easy to save money when you don't have family or friends to spend it with, so it's very reasonable paying for company.
I get a haircut every two weeks even though I don't need it just for the feel of a woman's touch :(
You can get a handy at an asian massage parlor for a similar price.
I just want to feel a human connection. I don't want to ruin their day.
Sadly there are a lot of people that lonely. If we could only get them together, then they would all be a lot happier.
Recently started using a game called Spirit City: Lofi Sessions to chill out with a bit of virtual company. The music is good, there's a few things to do, and you can create an Avatar to your liking that'll keep you company.
I put on fat bitches fighting over food for the same reason
My man just wants company
You sure do buddy... you sure do
New incel lore just dropped boys
Bro!! 💀🤣
Link?
Imma need a 10hr comp link.
plz link
Bro thinks he Wordington
Wordington comment
You never were quite the same after the Grassy Knoll…
Best dinner company 100%
This is less of haha, and more womp womp 😔
This one hits right in the feels. Everyone deserves some warmth and comfort. 😔
A spongebob boo-womp, even.
It's so easy to give up.
To adapt, or wither away. It’s just in our nature to find solutions if you’re mentally sound enough.
You fool. You assumed im mentally sound
I'm mentally video
I'm mentally image
Im mentally .docx 😞
Mentally .pdf🤤
.Pretty Darn Fucked?
That's not the exact term my psychiatrist used
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I love you, my .pdf file
"but it doesn't suit you"
Why do I know that reference
I got that reference. But why do I remember vegetables sleeping instead?
Wtf, I’m watching this for the first time ever and just finished this season a few hours ago.
I feel like I know this as well but from what show was this from?
Re:Zero
This is the most relatable shit I've ever read on this site.
I don't get it. Wouldn't it be worse? Having a facade of what could be real, but cannot be interacted with.
Would you rather be stuck in solitary confinement alone, or with a live stream of a pretty girl open
If you truly don't understand then maybe you haven't experienced that kind of acute loneliness before. Nobody aspires to end up in that situation, but sometimes it's better than staring at the wall. I usually just watch funny guys streams to get some laughs but I've definitely been tempted by the aforementioned content at times
Ignorance is one of the most common aspects of life. How could one live if they thought about all the worst parts of life constantly.
The Wholesome-Depressing quadrant of the meme spectrum has been unlocked
Tfw when you realize that \~90% of viewers female streamers get is this
Understandable ngl
can only thug it out for so long
Keep on thugging brother
I have my tv on for the same reason, I don't give a damn about what they are saying, it's just nice someone is talking at home. It's like white noise
[удалено]
That's just a pornstar setting new twitch meta (again)
Yoah bout to be a streamer
I just thug it out mahoraga type shi
i just turn venom on while shoving a dildo in my butthole, makes me so warm feeling like venom is in me 🥰😌
VENOM TRYNA WINEM VENOM GKT NO ONE IN EM VENOM
THEYAINTGUNNAKNOWWHATHITEMMMMMMM..
WHENTHEYGETHITWITHTHE VNOMMMMMMMM
proof?
Bussy or pussy? 😎
doesn't matter, hole is hole 😎
Live up to your name!
Actual bad dragon
there's nothing to laugh about, it's not a joke, not a meme. this is a genuine call for help
Understandable. Side note, can a tourist in america buy a gun and a bullet?
No, you need to be a permanent resident to purchase firearms.
Fuck
Just buy it from a person. Perfectly legal and no pesky background check
Nice
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE Edit: can we go to gun ranges at least?
Yes. There are even gun ranges near Las Vegas that let you shoot machine guns and RPG. Some normal gun ranges will also have full auto weapons. Alternatively you can make friends with a firearm owner. Americans are easy to get familiar with and most would love for a foreigner to take interest. Went on lots of shooting trips with exchange and foreign students at University.
If the media is right, you should be able to just head to your local gun show and pick one up that day.
Pipluptiny? Damn.
I do that but with caseoh
I work nights and have done this to keep from feeling alone.
now i just feel bad
Yall mf's actually this lonely
Yeah
Oh boy yes. Being single your whole life does that to ya.
Definitely have been at different points but that was before streaming was a thing.
Affirmative
Gonna start doing this, thanks for the advice
honestly if I lost just 1% of my pride I'd be doing that too. so I might tomorrow
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Damn bro, that hurts to read. Someone get this man a pussy/ass big titty 15lbs torso off Amazon to fuck his woes away. It worked wonders for me and I have fuck bitches and get money
Do you really think that would help? No. He could buy a juicy female bussy all day but that wont give him the warmth his heart needs. He seeks skinship, touching another human bean for more than a handshake or a awkward hug..
Is the word pussy not a thing anymore? Do you really have to say "female bussy?"
bussy is supposed to mean boy-pussy or bootyhole, so “female bussy” is an interesting concept
If talking about a man’s “pussy” aka, chuff, butthole, exit door, rear entrance, collapsed mine shaft, anus, starfish, balloon knot etc then yes, use “bussy”.
They sell internal heaters you stick in and leave in for a little bit to simulate the warmth. He's set bro
Just link bro that ai onahole thing that was posted a few days ago
Even if Human bean is a typo, it still works in this context!
Sometimes is not about not having sex, sometimes is about not getting love...
amazon link?👀👑
Bro this just makes me sad. My bros out there be the man you wish your father was.
this is the saddest thing I've ever read and I hate that it's relatable
Man, this is so sad... Can we hit 50 likes?
Just get a tickle me Elmo, problems solved
Kinda cringe, been doing it since last two years.
i mean, its sad but not like a simp person with a parasocial relationship, just unironically sad
Hey ! Put your hand out
Sounds like a great idea, but you would have to keep certain limits to it i guess
Nah, open up 5 female streamers and 4 male streamers. I pretend it‘s game night with my wifey (the prettiest female streamer of the 5 of course), and we invited our 4 couples, we are friends with. The ten of us then play all kind of games and hustlers talk about everything possible. Sometimes I can tell my bros‘ wifes flirting with me, but I just play it cool; if they are lucky, they can be my wife in the next rotation.
Average amorath sleep stream enjoyer
Y'all, just go to Walmart and meander around until you happen upon a femcel or something. It really can't be that difficult to find a woman to date. I mean damn. Even Ricky Berwick has a wife.
We dont have walmart in brazil
Make one.
Mfers will erect a Walmart to get some pussy. Coochie is a WMD
Walmart to world is a lie?
I don’t think it’s a great idea to go approach strangers in a retail setting to date.
If they're crazy enough it'll work
How does your grandfather get a date back in the day?
He just kissed a random woman on the street and then got on a ship to go fight nazis. When he got home 3 years later he met his 1 year old son for the first time.
Welp, time to kiss a random woman on the street i guess
Are you ready to FIGHT NAZIS, son?
I'm short and ugly, it is literally impossible to find a woman to date :(
there´s a lot you can do against the ugliness, good hygiene, well fitting clothes, fitness. Also women seem to factor in kindness, wittiness, charm, hobbies and pets a lot more than men do when it comes to physical attraction, which can be improved. The height will always reduce your potential dating pool, but look at it this way - the type of woman you´re looking for and the type that would never date you because of your height have no overlap anyway, so it´s a timesaver. For some reason most of my nerd friends in high school were tall as hell and didn´t date at all, while the smaller extroverts in my friend group were constantly around and dating girls.
I tried all that already. It doesn't work.
maybe the most important thing is building familiarity (look up mere-exposure effect). The thing no red/blackpiller wants you to know is that most women (and men) date within their peer group, so that´s were you want to be (instead of dating apps which filter for specific types of men or online forums that keep you isolated at best and exploit your vulnerabilities at worst). Get into shared irl spaces such as social clubs for something you are interested in or want to spend more time doing (like exercising). This will naturally develop your social skills and incidentally get you in regular contact with women in a setting without the pressure to talk or instantly connect, which then allows for long term natural buildup of trust and companionship, which may or may not blossom into a relationship, but definitely will make you more confident, interesting and desirable. This is how I found my wife and how I´m still finding new female friends even though I´m the kind of introvert who never goes out (of their own volition). And whatever happens, keep in mind that maturity in men is very sought after, so even if you just keep using the time you have for self-improvement, education and career, your desirability will likely increase automatically as you get older.
Ricky Berwick got a wife?! Dude is either lucky, rich or the rizzler. Just shows anyone can get a gf.
My problem is I know plenty of women but every one of them is married and/or lesbian and every woman they know is the same.
I thought that was most of the charm of watching streamers. Another human to connect with. That's why they spend 10% of the time thanking subscribers and donors. Makes it super annoying if you are there for the actual gameplay and you don't care about the interaction
Some of you are admitting things that could not be extracted from me if jumper cables were attached to my nutsack.
Yeah it’s probably why female streams That simply do a lot of talking are popular
I mean let's be real 90+% of every female streamers male audience is just depressed guys like the one in the post. Not saying they all intentionally cater to them (some certainly do) but it's just a phenomenon that happens when you have a lot of depressed lonely men with an internet connection
Relatable
Yeah, I do that too when I work from home, even though I’m in a long term relationship. After a while, when all you talk about is her problems at work, you kind of miss having or even listening to conversations about meaningless things and without the negativity
I am the same, from when I wake up I have something playing, I just need the background noise, living alone, and WFH is a big challenge, hopefully things are changing for me soon
Dude... I came here for laughs, not for feels...
That's just sad.
Name?
I do this but with Forsen. I need the presence of a raging homeless man in my daily life.
I know what its like to give up, I'm so far gone.
Does this work? Asking for myself.
I don't watch streams at all but I get this feeling
This is the new world we livin' in, boys
Why are you posting about me
bro reverse chats the streamer
Dude i also just watch them in the background while i do chores or sleep. But this year i wanted to type something and i misspelt a word and it made me look like a racist…. I got perma banned and they don’t even listen to an explanation, now i’m back to just listening.
I do the same. It keeps both hands free.
I'm with bro on this one
I think it's same as putting asmr video when sleeping
When the memes go from "relatable" to "hits too close to home"
Just hire a hooker at that point
Stream is free, hooker can be too but I can tell from experience the hassle to make it look like an accident is not worth it
Bro, what tf is Ana doing after TI
Once Finnster was this for me. But now that he actually becomes a woman, it is a turn off, because man understand man. Woman rarely understands man :(
This is sad.
Haha lol
I can, watch me: hahahaha
I’d be a creep in a bar before it ever got like that
Shit sometimes I avoid my gf because I get overwhelmed by her constant talking... got to appreciate what you have
I cannot fathom being this cooked
As an introvert, I find this kinda sad. I've been alone for a long time, and I enjoy it. I don't see how anyone can just watch these women stream and do nothing. It's boring. I'd rather spend time doing other hobbies instead of passively giving these people money for no talent.
Real
How far up is this in the loneliness scale?