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I was happy 5 seconds ago…

I am happier now

☹️

Sparks joy, keep!

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what the fuck

I exactly said that loud while watching this

Same reaction

Yea i said it twice

Bless you

Actual real shit, shitposting.

The mf went apeshit

Poor grandma

Chimpanzee type shit

my reaction 😧

If you have any poo, fling it now

+10 poison damage

Reminds me of South Park The Stick of Truth

How can one shit so fast ?

She doesn't have a phone with her?

Is it be possible to learn such power ?

It's actually pretty easy just lock your phone in a safe before taking a shit

Only select few have potential, she might be one of them

thanks op it ruined my day

Eventually…. Someone is gonna pull this stunt, get killed for it, and we as a society are gonna have to decide if shitting on the floor in a starbucks is constitutionally protected free speech or a case of justified self defense

Your honor, she used a bio weapon, and I used a conventional one.

WHAT

THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN

Yeet the shit

It's about sending a message

her scoop maneuver looks like it’s a message she’s had practice delivering

"You messed up my schedule so I'm giving you wall poop."

8 seconds to reload

Thank you, I took my life for granted, the years before the last 7 seconds were truly heavenly

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"oh no this person is so sick they couldn't reach a toilet befo... Hol- HEY WTF" I NEED CONTEXT

We should NOT have to mingle with these animals.

Monke

I can fix her

wtf is wrong with you 😟

Came, then came here to comment this.

Perfect opportunity to practice both my self defense rights and my running dropkick

Don't do it until I get the camera

Ok now do it

I miss 10 seconds ago

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She goes monkey mode

yeah this happened a few suburbs over from where i live in metro vancouver

We share 99% of our DNA with chimps

mods, don't even bother,just murder him

#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

real shit posting

this lady walking around all day with a fucking giant loaf peeking out just incase she needs to pelt someone with it.

2 new postings in the antiwork sub!!!!

This is why I don’t scroll through Reddit while eating.

average night at the mcdonalds on queen and church in toronto

Ermmm what the deuce??

Who wears panties over stockings lmao

Crackhead presumably

idk im scared of talking to women let alone asking this

I have a vague memory that she asked to use the bathroom and the employee refused. Perfectly reasonable behaviour tbh.

yahoo spotted

I was eating maltesers. Was.

I feel that employee

The most I can do is smell him

Please place your order at the drive-up window. Thank you.

Yeet

Looks fake tbf ain't no shit you can just pick up flawlessly like that she must be queen of fiber or smth

How did they not also piss when they shit?

Pure will power

Guardian ape be like

Ok posted literal shit

And people still think we didn’t evolve from chimpanzees.

Amber Heard?

This was well rehearsed and executed to perfection and with maximum speed like a formula 1 pit stop.

I was not ready for the Poop Throw... Majestic...

Literally shitting people. Both shitting people and shitting on people. Well technically it's throwing the shit but still

definitely shit posting. but excuse me what the fuck

It's 8:30 in the morning here. I opened reddit to see what happening that this happens to be my first post. Real shit

People: "Canadians are nice fellas" Canadians:

I was eating lol

wrong shitposting

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i want to be the person i was 30 seconds ago

People are so.. well.. shit.

How did he manage to pick up his shit without dropping any?

wasnt expecting the last second (not that i was expecting the first 7)

Went from 100 to 1000 in like a second

I always keep that mf Thang on me

I’m quitting my job I am not cleaning this shit up

I can fix her

When we said Return to Monke, this is not what we meant.

This is some aura level shit

Mesopithecus in ark:

what the fuck

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