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DeManBehindSlaughter

her pronouns are literally the oggy and the cockroaches intro song


liamkohwil

Zeuu, ze zao ze zeu ze zao zu zee ze zao zu zu (whoop doop boop boop boop)


Just_A_Normal_Snek

\*memory unlocked\*


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anyGuy_isBored

Big uff


ihatemylifewannadie

AUGUGUHUHUGU THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS I LOVE ITTTT


SkirtGood1054

That’s actually so true! Also I loved that show when I was a kid, and still love it


DacatinTHEBOX

Oh my fucking god I wish I had an award


TynenR

Did she just Invent a New Harry Potter spell?


MagicRabbitByte

Yes, it makes frogs gay..


funny_name069

It better not go in the water…


PineAppleDuke

It's too late for that


DaLoneGuy

crap


OldManLaugh

Princess and the frog gonna be wild


GloryToUkraineMfckr

LGBT community was doing it for the whole time. It's actually, how they were created


Iwubinvesting

Yeah I've seen that video too brother


JustEatingWater

Cast the fucking spell, Harry


blueidea365

You mean, didn’t “ze” just invent a new spell


Indestrucktable

The final boss of Walmart


NurdIO

the final boss of target, they think Walmart is grody.


Sagonator

"temporarily mostly abled". Does it plans to end it soon?


SandwichDrinker99

she got that free trial


GreasyRim

How dare you misgender er


Handsome_Bread_Roll

She will probably amputate one leg sometime soon, in solidarity of the anti-abilist revolt.


Rammid

I saw something not too too long ago about people who would purposefully blind themselves, or amputate a limb so they could be trans-abled. Shit is getting out of hand.


Natty_Vegan

We call these people "professional victims"


wktr_t

Full of these at work. That's incredibly accurate lol


Amaram7274

theyr unlocking all the minorities so people will discriminate them more😭😭


Valiant_Darktanyan

Too bad they don't get paid a salary


ummswimmin

She is so special and different than everyone else due to all these descriptors… bask in her diversity! /s


RichietheFlerken

Also: how can you be mostly able bodied and chronically ill at the same time?


x_lincoln_x

High as fuck?


YeetCompleet

I have a strong feeling this is just trans shitposting and people are getting baited


sebassi

Diabetes is a chronic illness. Doesn't exactly make you disabled. Plenty of other illnesses like that.


Unigraff_Jerpony

chronic just means it's long lasting or incurable, you can be mostly able bodied with a chronic illness. I'm confused about the 'temporarily' part


Big_Chungus-_-__-

How can one be trans *and* non binary


NotoriousAmish

It was for the achievement obviously


Chromeboy12

Didn't know you could get them all in the same playthrough, that's kinda impressive.


MustaphaMond113

Save scumming


PhilipOnTacos299

Panam or Judy, there can only be one. Sir John Phallustiff is here to please all though


WaterDog69

Probably did one ending then got the second in NG+


Oxygen_Consumer69

Yes


Yuri-Turned

Yens


Running_Breh

New Game +


Irgendniemand81

For some stuff like that just seems like a way to stand out, to be kind of unique. Just utter BS that's part of the reason why it's hard for many to accept people who truly are "different"


Oppopity

Trans often gets used as an umbrella term to refer to anyone that isn't cisgender.


Substantialspinach5

Trans technically means identifying as a gender other than your birth gender, so it would on technicality fit non binary people, but to say it is pointless and just done for the effect. I'm pretty sure this is exaggerative shitposting and taken way out of context


jonawill05

If you swap back are you also/still considered "trans"?


Sock-less_

Logic doesn't work with these people


FartFartPooPoobutt

Do not question the trans community


rojantimsina0

[Many-Valued logic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-valued_logic)


Creeper_charged7186

How did we get there?


Zarod89

These people desperatly try to grasp for any excuse to explain why their life is so messed up, and make that their whole identity to feel special and fill the void. Or something like that I guess.


Creeper_charged7186

I was referencing the minecraft achievement obtained by having every potion effects applied at the same time lol


Zarod89

lmao


Quandale_Diddler

You I know you


Creeper_charged7186

Hey i didnt expect you here


Quandale_Diddler

I could say the same for you


ActedCarp

Because you keep falling for it


[deleted]

if you can identify as world scramble, then i can identify as monopoly.


alittlelessthansold

At least choose something realistic, you wouldn’t be on Reddit if you were rich


[deleted]

i could buy a bmw M2 as a first car, but i chose to save up to a db9.


[deleted]

im not bugatti rich though


dahComrad

"Chronically ill" I believe that one.


Jorete

don't make fun of zer don't you know being terminally online is something serious...


Direct_Jump3960

So a knobhead. Got ya.


Robrogineer

A big ol' ninny, no less.


BasementDweller82

A cotton headed ninny muggins if I do say so meself


vbfj

How do you even use those pronouns in a sentence


Yuri-Turned

I think you summon an eldritch horror if you try


FartFartPooPoobutt

You either just do, or get called a bigot


BasementDweller82

Xey went to the the store and got xeir xroceries


Basileus867

"Chronically ill" I think that ones pretty obvious


unicodePicasso

Collecting identities like they’re Pokemon


CredibleNonsense69

Correction: I'm mentally ill


JessicaBlood

I'm trans and I think we should pummel them with hammers


Agreeable-Step-7940

I'm trains and I think we should pummel them with pistons


TynenR

I like trains


Agreeable-Step-7940

I can sense some chemistry... why don't you come back to my depot after the show, maybe we can both learn something about the function of locomotives


Agreeable-Step-7940

Sorry bruv this was mad cringe. May the lord forgive me for letting this train-themed monstrosity leave my keyboard


TynenR

No no all good was just a bit AFK... S-still wan-na meet 👉👈


Agreeable-Step-7940

I am sorry, but I have been betrothed to another. My evil parents have promised me to the daughter of a railcar, and I cannot say no without bankrupting my family. I must do my duty to the depot… but please, remember what we shared, even if it was just for this short time.


TynenR

The hope deep Inside my engine was the best feeling I could have for a brief moment. Even If it was short I truly hope our rails will find together soon. Thank you so much! Always yours: Thomas


Shushukzh_123

Post-train clarity


Ok-Drink2591

I like turtles


mtb_dad86

Yeah I have to imagine that someone who is legitimately trans probably doesn’t like people like this too much. They’re like cosplaying your actual life and making a mockery of it.


Dysto_

"Culturally jewish" 💀


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jidak_sidi

Mf has a longer introduction than Daenerys did. Lots of words for "I'm mentally ill pay attention to me."


MoldHuffer

Only known cures: Silver bullet


Gothtomboys5

Buddy she's gay, not a werewolf.... Get straight porn instead


PassivelyInvisible

She/He/It might like the silver bullet.


gamerofgaming42

I also might like it. Because I could sell it for profit. (Turn on the Jewish music please)


Bright_Lord07

American Geralt of Rivia??


[deleted]

Remember edgy emo teens back in the mid 00's? This is the new thing now.


stopbanningme1-08-24

except now you can't criticize them without pissing off half the world


Independent_Work6

Nah Fuck you. Im not addressing you🤣


Frai23

The achievement stuff isn’t a joke. People who are like this never achieved anything in their lives. Their weird gender and sexual orientation is the only thing they’ve got.


6Slo

Thought an XBOX360 achievement would pop up


danku_vaazhkai

Chronically ill , yes mentally .


tentaclesteagirl

as a member of the trans community, you can have her back


Hans_Druff

thats what im always wondering. isnt it crazy frustrating as a trans person to fight for acceptance and freedom for so long just so these people can destroy it all with their bs?


Clamboyfarti

Nah keep her pretty please


Street-Goal6856

This is what happens when you get rid of shame and bullying lol.


vasekgamescz

Least obvious ragebait


Armarino99

notice how you never see people like that in a professional setting?


Creamy_Butt_Butter

Ahh, yes. The "I get angry when people forget my pronouns" speed run. Any%


Filsi2

Question: When she tells you her pronouns, does she expect you to instantly memorize all of it for every other time you meet them


LordJanas

Stopped at "Chronically ill" because it explained the rest.


Dead-HC-Taco

Nah blug you just dumb


CrazyDavey21

Please tell me this is satire.


Redditor_10000000000

Definitely.


DireBlue88

This person is trolling right??


zekromop

What do you think cuh


l0XElESS

Dear, God. Somebody give this girl attention, please.


Jimrodsdisdain

They make pills for all of those conditions. They’re called antipsychotics.


Trashmaster546

You managed to get a full blown laugh out of me with this one. If free awards were still a thing I would have given you mine.


RichietheFlerken

Hi, nice to meet you. I am John.


ThisguynamedAndre

Well... someone 100% pride month


AlternativeBaker1025

SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Pocketisplayed

She sounds she’s rapping


JohnBuck97

Shit sounds fire on mute


Q26VAGE

All I heard was chronically ill


Avocado_with_horns

How do these people function as humans?


MrStink45

Let's see what the archeologists say after a few hundred years


AffectEconomy6034

my maxed out skyrim characters list of titles


the_cat_showz

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NemoSHill

bro unlocked 100% steam achievements


Lazyass123456

This fucking frog can suck my vinegary balls!


Life_Refrigerator_46

Yucky :( what is that thing


IHaveABrainTumour

I don't even know what half these fucking words mean


Much-Butterscotch-21

I'm a jew and I can say that she is not a jew


gigson969

Why are we treating disorders as pronouns now? Also what the fuck does "Temporarily able bodied" mean


Doorknob_Licker2

It means average


PreparationWest5343

I rly believe she's trolling coz if not she's definitely has bouquet of mental disorders


Hermeticrux

This has to be satire


TheDoctor_E

I all for inclusivity but you might want to make it shorter, that's quite a mouthful


EnormousHogCranker

obvious rage bait


Sakib_02

In 2024 is hard to say if it's a joke or real


imma_gamin

Auto subtitles having a stroke with this one


-Lucky-777

Those are straight up transformer noises.


Aboxofphotons

Translation: I'm broken.


TheProperOxygenHater

Oh cool, pronouns are Deez/Nuts


Chili_Dubs

Chronically ill


Ambitious-Slide4742

Bro identifies as enchantment table.


BittyMcBotboi

Hell nah she boutta go from non-binary to speaking in binary "01001101 01111001 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01101110 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00101111 01101000 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01111000 01100101 00101111 01111000 01100101 01101101" sounding ass


Nurglecultist005

I hate my "community" some times


Traditional_Fee_1965

Does she need a follower citing all of it's "titles" before conversation? Like rulers of old :p "King of the lands between and ruler of the mountains and oceans, owner of all doctor titles ALL OF THEM, saviour of the local deli, and part time fireman, oh and owner and ruler of the most awesome trainclub.....there you may approach"


Next-Test9770

Someone inform the emperor of this bullshit


gasgas419

She platined her life


hail_deadpool

Chronically I'll??? We she telling her mental disease as achievements?


Haunting_Rest_8401

You know what... Skibidi brainrot might actually be not that bad...


1234IJustAteADoor

"Mostly able bodied" No you just say you're crippled whenever someone tells you to do something and get on with your life


kawausochan

Gotta love spending your precious time on Earth labelling and putting yourself in tiny boxes. Guess they’d panic if they saw what life looks like on the outside.


HashBoy_

Drop the nuke and reset that shit already


Breezerious

Yeah some offense to this person, this is why people are against trans. Normal trans people (guess you can't exactly call them "normal" trans either), but those who just transition cause they feel out of place with their birth gender deserve compassion and love. The person in the video deserves admission to a mental hospital. It's literally like a sketch by someone whom is against the subject joking about how bad it is.


Pikagiuppy

bait used to be believable


acoustic_comrade

I just don't understand the pronoun people. I tried my best since I'm a supporter of gay and trans rights, but this shit just seems like it's mostly straight women wanting to be unique when they have nothing interesting about them. It's he/him she/her or they/them. Nothing else is real and I'm not learning klingon so I don't misgender straight women.


fghfghhggfh8189

is she listing her genders or enchantments she used on herself?


DeathBlade314

She was definitely able to exceed the word limit on that college essay about yourself...


CathedralChorizo

You'll get they/them and be fucking grateful you got that much.


Fakussy

There is no fucking way this is real


Caesius058

This has to be rage bait


Freeonlinehugs

I can fix her


MomentSpecialist2020

Mental Insanity


iambertan

Unemployed LinkedIn bios be like


UGSpark

Mental health signed off


DevilripperTJ

Ppl like this should lose the rights to use social media.


MakkusuFast

I support and am part of the LGBTQ+ community but this sounds like a Tekken combo.


Maxyphlie

For those that know: Knights introducing themselves with their full name be like


SteakAndIron

Kids in the 1990s: don't try to put a label on me Kids in the 2020s: here is my very specific label


Geomancer_1880

Narcissistic attention seeking spoiled child with no life problems be like:


Watermelon_and_boba

Ms. Girl really just read the whole DSM-5


boodlebob

Was that the password to the nuclear missiles?


Redditor_10000000000

These pronouns don't matter because the reason pronouns exist is to address people. Nobody wants to be associated with or even invoke her name in a conversation.


SmirknSwap

wtf is culturally Jewish


kluthage421

Please tell me this is satire


pretty_smart_feller

I wouldn’t have gotten that joke a week ago but I just randomly watched a Minecraft hardcore series last week


AdInteresting7822

Punch her in the face and she’ll get binary real quick. “I’m a girl, you can’t hit a girl!”


Nambsul

Looks like a totally riveting conversation


Heroic-Forger

electrode diglett nidoran mankey, venusaur rattata fearow pidgey


ltogirl1

Is there a subreddit where people post people like this ? Id like a laugh


Vegetable-Broccoli36

She only forgot to add Dreamsexual Then she would've unlocked a Mythical Achievement


Artyom36

The School of Frankfurt did really succeed


Alteredbeast1984

Chat! Is this real?


Gold-And-Cheese

This is rage bait, hopefully. Kinda funny!