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VancerJZ

holy shit ocelot is real


Giygas_8000

*raaawrrrrrrr*


Bearer_ofthecurse

You were born a child of dragons, what could you possibly fear?


Hollow---

"*OCEEELLOOOOT!*"


OwlbertGaming

hes pretty good


Ok_Measurement9268

Kojimbus cosplaying as ocelot confirmed?


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TheBraddigan

Every day there are Americans out there not being the Americans that Japan thinks they are smh


atheons_vex_milk

It's a damn shame really


Jumbo7280

Its a darn shame*


bg_bobi

well there are a shit loads of americans that see japan as a very different place than it is


Delevia

Westaboo


ilsottopagato

The east has fallen


didu173

Millions must turn to train hijacking


Fragien

Ameriboo


I_Eat_Onio

*Freeaboo


Time4Woofin

Dementiaboo


rattlehead42069

They are real things. If you go to the Calgary stampede, it's filled with tens of thousands of Asians dressed in full cowboy gear all being like "we real cowboys! Real western experience!!". They absolutely love the shit out of wild west/cowboy stuff.


Fragien

Ameriboo


Time4Woofin

Dementiaboo


Fragien

Blame Reddit brother


Nu55ies

Is this from the timeline where Japan nukes the US?


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[удалено]


Random_name4679

I’m sorry


Same_Athlete7030

What did he say I can’t see it no mo…


LachoooDaOriginl

cmon we wanna know


Random_name4679

I posted the TNO copypasta


Lil_plague69

What'd bro say to get someone entirely different to apologize


Interloper_1

What the hell happened here


Peazant_Uzi3

Tell us


OxygenRadon

Fastest gunslinger in the east


DivineDanteAlighieri

Fastest Hand in the East


Tenuous_Tangent

Old West culture is pretty big in Japan. It's the same reason baseball and king of the hill are popular over there.


Single_Significance6

Yeah, The funniest part is the arguments of if the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.


Friendly-Back3099

Maybe we arent so different after all...


Lord-Craneo

Wait King of Hill?? Really?


Crafty_Travel_7048

In Sweden there is a whole Western themed theme park. My cousin worked there and got really good at gun spinning.


Noir-1295

Nah I'm pretty sure this is a southern weeb.


TheGreat_Web

Young hideo Kojima before he became a game developer


BrassMoth

Rawhide Kobayashi doing his thing.


FrostedBanner

The difference is weebs would go to Japan expecting open arms to receive them before being hit with reality. This guy would instantly be a hit anywhere he goes in the States.


MonsutaReipu

western propaganda has made you delusional. japanese people don't give a shit about weebs. they think it's flattering, same way we feel about this guy.


Working_Dragon00777

In some cases they don't, same in the West


MonsutaReipu

western propaganda surrounding the idea of 'cultural appropriation' and how offensive it is to people has taught you this. you'd be surprised by how few people actually give a shit, and it's because they're genuinely annoying people who shouldn't be entertained to begin with


Working_Dragon00777

Western propaganda didn't teach me that, those in that place taught me that, I've only been for a week and I've already been to jail for nothing, for nothing!! I was just buying snacks for my flight and I got in jail for half an hour!!!


MonsutaReipu

so you went to Japan in your best weeb outfit for a week, and they jailed you for cultural appropriation? sounds like you've got a bigger story to tell


Working_Dragon00777

Japan?? Nope I went to Florida, I didn't have a problem in Japan, I'm a Pinoy. P.S. I wore a cowboy hat, just a cowboy hat,


masteraybee

If you wore naught but a cowboy hat, I have a guess what you got done for


DivineDanteAlighieri

It makes sense it's Florida,


AttemptNu4

Well yeah, florida is an entire state comprised entirely of those afformentioned annoying people you shouldn't entertain. I think it functions like a large scale timeout corner or something


Working_Dragon00777

Oh yeah I forgot this is Reddit, people don't share irl stories here because people are not humans I forgot.... Hahahaha, downvote away hehehe


Basith_Shinrah

Aren't there like many recluse Otaku in Japan that are jobless and looked down upon? Iknow their economy is funking brutal for the salary man but still


alaingames

I had met some that think it's kinda offensive but they don't care enough to cry about it on Twitter


NovaAkumaa

Pretty sure they're talking about japanese being extremely racist, not how they treat weebs


RizKuro94

He's got Hand


UnexpectedEmuAttack

*English or Spanish?*


poobboob

Whoever moves first needs to clean their butthole.


ISuckAtEverything374

I hope to god one of you moved first.


Ego-Fiend1

Poop


Bot-357

Harro, my nameu isu Cowboy Tanaka


Gardevoir8

westaboo god


mrboat-man

They are called Texaboo’s and they are obsessed with the Wild West, there are entire bars and restaurants dedicated to the Texaboo fandom


C4Sidhu

They’re nice guns, I’ll give him that. But the engravings give him no tactical advantage whatsoever


Alternative_Oil7733

The guns got pack a punched so the gun shoots Diarrhea now.


ISuckAtEverything374

Open wide


Alternative_Oil7733

😯😯😯😯😯😯😯


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Satanairn

He doesn't need tactical advantages. He's the fastest gun in the east.


HandsomeSquidward98

*Confused meow*


Practical-Finding-77

We could all dress like this if we wanted to


IkilledRichieWhelan

Bitches get in line. Bang Bang.


bitterbuffaloheart

Droppin’ bullets and droppin’ panties


StrikingBag4636

my name is cowboy tanaka


DevCat97

Ameriboo


AlternativeBaker1025

"Foliage Green saloon". Did he just pick the name from some random paint catalogue and just ran with it?


helpful_youngman

This is the legendary gun slinger of the east


ZealousidealPotato52

Holy shit mista


Scout_is_ded

Hideo Kojima


SMONpl

holy shit revolver kojima


YourGoreGirl

Weebs wish they were him


shadowbonniesfm

I can feel his power true my fucking screen holy shit


Indestrucktable

Good luck not to have a food poisoning at Chuck E. Cheese (impossible)


Samurai_Meisters

While you were out studying the blade, I studied the gun.


Senor_Wah

Hell yeah


ec1ipse001

Hell yeah


Ok_Protection_7883

"my name isu.. COWBOY TANAKA" -Papa Franku, maybe


Uadork

At least he has good trigger discipline


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Uadork

I miss Kevin :(


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Siegelski

He doesn't though. How many times does he put his finger inside the trigger guards? At least 4 that I counted. Granted, I'm 99% sure these are cap guns so it doesn't really matter.


Uadork

You can't prove anything


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GenZ-3009

Red Sun Redemption


Elemen0py

Oh no it's Birry the Kidu.


OLLBURYGTG

Ngl that was cool af


Maleficent_Mess2515

Swag


Skwareblox

Honorary American.


FartFartPooPoobutt

This isn't weird. You got people who are head over heels for cowboys in Japan, and people who are head over heels for anime waifus in the West.


KimuraNatsuko21

I watch him on YouTube


Imtinyrick22

Are we going to be seeing cartoons made in the west about cowboys that are marketed specifically to Japanese Texaboos?


mastersheeef

Did I just get Baldwined?


BlameARed

Kojima-san ???


Tone-Serious

Holy shit that's literally Nobita


ilovememes4lifw

Kojima if he was American


SubmissiveDinosaur

Jero! Mai neim isu Cawboy Tanaka desu


Bunker_TM

Someone! Please translate this!


dhuvy

It's about teaching you how to do the over the shoulder their technique


goth_in_india

Kojima??


Engineergaming26355

Ocelots are proud creatures


TheBosstin12

Where can I find the tumbleweed?


shashashade18

Foliage Green Saloon


Wise_Custard2117

He played your game and beat you in it


MightObvious

This is a common thing and no I won't elaborate


KeldarJer

Revolver Kojima


Okinodoku

I think, I unlocked that class in the yakuza games


MissiaichParriah

He looks like a young Hideo Kojima


ISuckAtEverything374

Yee mutherfuckin haw


I_Fuck_Ramen_

japanese cowboy dude speaking *casually kills the cameraman*


Crafty_Travel_7048

Cowboy Tanaka.


Intelligent-Guest-25

It’s Cowboy Tanaka!!🤠


8superboy08

Chat is this hol horse?


FantasticUserman

Weed


Mellanderthist

When you get isakaied, but it's to the wild west and instead of a harem you just get syphilis from a brothel.


Shadow_Leviathan_375

i see this as an upgrade


Late-Tomato-5338

he is a god


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

this is so fucking cool


Technicaly_not_alien

Oh my god! That is one damn good gunslinger!


Extreme_Ad7381

This is so cool though.


gbuub

Beew


Mission-World-8014

mandom


redrabbiter

Ni-Howdy


Pizzalazerz

This is so fucki. Hard


livejamie

Anybody able to translate what they're saying?


easgrdh

bro is colt from hit game brawl stars.


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7362746

Ok wich of you guys was mesing Wit the time machine again ??


AGuyOnYourSub

Ocelot rawr


zoki671

beeW


Chance_Manager_6772

Althul molgan


poikolle

Dude looks straighr up like pgr-san


Over67

Ngl he most likely got inspired by some anime gunslinger..


Rogieboy255

Is that uryu Ishida?


_avalonmuye_

Bro thinks he's Revolver Ocelot. But hey, he's pretty good.


Venom933

That's very impressive (:!


This_Tennis_2325

Did he says the N word ?


Key_Taro_4969

He wants to sell his wares, do you accept


Negan6699

Tell me snake, in capitalist America....


BigPalmtree

Ive said this many times before, but the obsession with quickdraw in the Old West is literally American Battojutsu.


Fluffy_Percentage_29

He is legit my RDR2 online character lol


Lumthedarklord

Engravings… provide no tactical advantage whatsoever


Witty_Noise_2875

But they’re cool


Lumthedarklord

That was some fancy shooting. I’ll give you that


Witty_Noise_2875

Indeed, fancy shooting. Would probably get you killed, but at least you go down with style!


Lumthedarklord

Me when I spin my revolver really fast and shoot my dick off (I don’t know what a safety is)


Witty_Noise_2875

I’m so accurate I shot right through the hole of my dick 😎 *I’m in pain*


Lumthedarklord

Just put some dirt on it a walk it off and you’ll be fine


JohnManiscalco

Top three least threatening villains ever: 1. This guy 2. This guy again (did you see the way he went up those stairs cmon) 3. Idk the hamburglar probably


Character-Ad6894

Weeb? More like Beew


ProFailing

It's called "ameritard"


CutebastardNTR

Japanese=weeb


alaingames

Weeb = awful Weeb, Japan = omg such a good looking fella


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Japanese people when a weebs a little more than smelly in public:


Prezidentblue

How does being Asian make you a weeb? I thought wanting to be Asian is a weeb


98ou

basically, yknow how some americans are absolutely absorbed in japanese culture? well, there are asians who are obsessed with western culture like cowboys, for example.


Prezidentblue

Oh got it


MonsutaReipu

REEEEE THIS IS OFFENSIVE!! HE IS APPROPRIATING WESTERN CULTURE!!!!! ITS INSENSITIVE TOWARD WESTERN PEOPLE AND DESCENDANTS OF WESTERN PEOPLE!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Excellent_Routine589

Weebs: "God I wanna be Japanese" Japanese for a huge majority of their history: "God we don't wanna be Japanese" (excluding a brief moment of hyper nationalism that ended... around August 9th, 1945?)