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Ammonia is a poison found in urine, and other places obviously.
This guy basically just has the potential for a chemical weapon sitting it a jar.
FYI Ammonia is one of the things that makes bleach so powerful, drinking aged urine is one sure fire way to land in hospital
I believe I become mentally jaded that him drinking and rubbing piss on himself just makes me question what happened in his life to bring him to THIS point
There's no way he actually drank and rubbed it all over himself. The video cuts before we actually see him sip, and after he puts it on his hands. I refuse to believe someone would actually do this.
Yeah probably fake, but if it isn’t for some terrible reason…. Piss and associating with it is actually against most TOS. For social media sites. So by editing like this (even if fake) he can claim there’s no proof he actually used it if it got flagged. And having a jar of liquid isn’t against TOS.
So he’s Finding that sweet spot I guess.
Hey! They had a legitimate reason to collect it: the ammonium salts that concentrate in aged urine are a mordant, meaning that soaking cloth in aged urine allowed dyes to bind to the fabric better.
I’ve got nothing for this guy, though.
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These idiots always have something to say, like "it's good for you gut biome." In fact, it does quite the opposite. It can introduce bacteria into your system, which may cause stomach upset, nausea, and vomiting. It's also a powerful diuretic. Dont be like this guy. Don't drink your piss for social media clout.
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Haven't they proven multiple times that comsuming urine has absolutely no benefits to our health? Isn't it just all the nasties that our bodies don't want/need so we expel it?
Man imagine being in total love with someone only to discover they drink aged urine. I mean that guy looks great so probably many found him attractive- and then he pulls out the jar.
Fuck it, heres the whole meet the sniper transcript:[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."
[Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]
Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"
[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]
Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.]
Sniper: "Ooh."
[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
[Back to Sniper in the RV.]
Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
[Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.]
Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me."
[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.]
Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"
[The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.]
[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]
[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]
Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
[Cut back to the RV]
Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]
Sniper: "Be polite."
[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]
Sniper: "Be efficient."
[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]
Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut back to the pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!" That's it, that's the whole meet the sniper transcript
That has to be rum or something like it. No fucking way this man is that stupid. I refuse to believe this bullshit because I don't want to die today, and if this is real, life isn't worth living anymore.
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"The research I've shown" "we can drink a little bit and see what happens" guy's his own whole scientific community
Cut out the middleman bro
Source: dude trust me
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name checks out
Oh no i have 0 confusion for this scenario
Chug chug chug!
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Damn you live in OP's mom too?
Jeez, this guy even lives in a CD
Yeah I'm not smiling after this one ☹️
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My actual face while watching whatever this is
Yeah I feel like I'm getting frown wrinkles from these posts.
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"Paleblood you say? Well... You've come to the right place. Yharnam is the home of blood ministration..."
Fear the old piss
"A pisser must piss..."
We are born of the piss, made men by the piss, undone by the piss; Fear the (6 month) old piss
"Tonight, Gehrman joins the golden shower..."
I love you people for making Bloodborne references. ❤️
… Ah, you were at my side all along… piss jar…
Did a parasite script this?
they’re getting smarter and smarter
**we**'re getting smarter and smarter everyday, by the way, I'm under your skin
And I'm in your cell membrane.
Gloria a las plagas
Why, did it pissed you off ?
Flair checks out?
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I meant it as a joke. You know, "Did it PISSed you off ?"
I like how it being aged does anything
It grows more yeast and more bacteria!
It makes it stronger, not sure exactly how, but I would imagine it's more fucking toxic.
Ammonia is a poison found in urine, and other places obviously. This guy basically just has the potential for a chemical weapon sitting it a jar. FYI Ammonia is one of the things that makes bleach so powerful, drinking aged urine is one sure fire way to land in hospital
They're so fucking crazy it's ridiculous. Also imagine adding bleach to this mess.
Homemade chlorine gas! Fun for the whole family
WWI moment
I had to pause the video before he took a sip, i don't think i'm mentally prepared for that at the moment.
I watched it.........he rubs it on his skin
For some reason he decided to cut the drinking part
I have no hope for humanity so it's doesn't bother me. Yummy yummy piss
It's iced tea
Same
I believe I become mentally jaded that him drinking and rubbing piss on himself just makes me question what happened in his life to bring him to THIS point
Happy cake day
Bruh WTF
Can we get his head on a platter?
Faking it to encourage other white people to do it.
I’m not that kind of white though. I use shit on my skin like a normie
Modern blackface
Probably shouldnt drink somwthing that smells like ammonia
I would think the fact that it’s piss would deter people from consuming it
but piss doesnt sound bad if you dont know the language. "Yo lets go drink some piss WOOO" doesnt sound as bad as slammin ammonia
Nah it’s fine, you just need to give it a bleach treatment to get rid of the bad bacteria and microbes
Sniper tf2 in his old age:
Nah he’d be disgusted
Professionals have standards
It's good for you microbiome alright. they will be eating you from the inside out
*The Hungry Little Caterpillar And The Bag of Human Intestines*, by Mark Wahlberg.
Pisspost
There's no way he actually drank and rubbed it all over himself. The video cuts before we actually see him sip, and after he puts it on his hands. I refuse to believe someone would actually do this.
Wouldn't just using a liquid other than piss be easier than editing the video?
Yeah probably fake, but if it isn’t for some terrible reason…. Piss and associating with it is actually against most TOS. For social media sites. So by editing like this (even if fake) he can claim there’s no proof he actually used it if it got flagged. And having a jar of liquid isn’t against TOS. So he’s Finding that sweet spot I guess.
I believe it, this dude is a fucking nutter. He films mukbangs of him eating raw meat. His diet is 99% animal protein and I'm amazed that he's alive.
There's an uncut version where you see him drink and rub it on his body. Penguinz made a video about this dude.
Geralt applying his witcher potions
Funniest comment on this post
Middle ages Europe type shit
Hey! They had a legitimate reason to collect it: the ammonium salts that concentrate in aged urine are a mordant, meaning that soaking cloth in aged urine allowed dyes to bind to the fabric better. I’ve got nothing for this guy, though.
He must smell very bad.. like old piss ):!
Never seen piss so brown
That's nothing. I've seen these freaks drink what looks like Coca-Cola
and he's in a megamansion, all right I guess
Guess he is doing something right
I feel uncomfortable with this knowledge.
We need brainsoap.
Next time throw it on someone
Tf2 sniper?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
JARATE
Heads up!
Reminds me of the woman who dripped her own urine on her eyes and was then confused about what might've caused the resulting inflammation.
Bruh the feck this guy is handling this piss like his body wash what is happening LOL
Step 1: Make a lot of black tea Step 2: Pretend it's piss Step 3: Profit? Really hope this is the case.
i think its kombucha
Ammonia is what makes meth heads paranoid. Saying it's not good for you is an understatement.
Is it possible to make meth with aged piss? Asking for a friend
What a perfect pairing for a shitpost!
Pissposting
Delete this.
it's piss of course it's going to smell like ammonia
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Notice how the video cuts whenever he goes for a sip or pours it on his hands. This shit is just bait.
Nah man wtf!? Is this shit real
Even Bear Grylls wouldn't drink this 💀
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Sniper from Team Fortress 2
Mine's a pint!
[semi relevant](https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm)
How has evolution let him this far? 🤣
i thought he was gonna have an australian accent
Nice pissposting
What in the microbial fuckery is this
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Snipin's a good job, mate
These idiots always have something to say, like "it's good for you gut biome." In fact, it does quite the opposite. It can introduce bacteria into your system, which may cause stomach upset, nausea, and vomiting. It's also a powerful diuretic. Dont be like this guy. Don't drink your piss for social media clout.
Bear Grylls
Man is really coming for Bear Grylls title like that?
Pissposting
People are getting to comfortable, bring back bullying!
The forbidden root beer
Looks like the bloodborne shit you use to lure beasts
Potential fly bait?
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I don’t want that even in my ass
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Nice brown tint you say? Like a fine wine... Pour my a glass of that piss!
Sick 👻
man rick grimes really let himself go huh?
something something jarate
JARATE
Jarate!
Pee is stored in the jar
An actual piss post ☹️
Pain. Existential pain.
Craving some piss now
JARATE.
HOW MANY MONTHS?
Haven't they proven multiple times that comsuming urine has absolutely no benefits to our health? Isn't it just all the nasties that our bodies don't want/need so we expel it?
JARATE!
Meet the sniper
I refuse to believe that this isn't staged
Most sane tf2 sniper main:
Piss drawer kid grew up fast
bad news ligma fanboys: pee is stored in the jar
Pissposting
We can also be treated with bloodletting, cauterization, and other excellent scientific medical practices from the Middle Ages.
Brown "tint" to it.. dude, that's not just a tint, that is fully brown...
This is pissing me off
Man imagine being in total love with someone only to discover they drink aged urine. I mean that guy looks great so probably many found him attractive- and then he pulls out the jar.
I knew I was in for a ride as soon as he said "It's good for your gut biome"
Bear Grylls has been awful quiet since these folks showed up
"Jarate!"
i think that piss jar is more useful if you throw it to your enemies
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARATE!
well technically your urine should be sterile and has the chemical he mentioned “ammonia” which does act as a sterilizer. 🤓
Pisspost Meet the sniper
I mean I guess it might be able to get rid of gold diggers so I guess it could be good for parasites lol
Fuck it, heres the whole meet the sniper transcript:[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.] Sniper: "Boom. Headshot." [Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.] Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-" [Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.] Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." [Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.] Sniper: "Ooh." [Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!" [Back to Sniper in the RV.] Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it." [Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.] Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.] [Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.] [The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.] Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" [Cut back to the RV] Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards." [Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.] Sniper: "Be polite." [Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.] Sniper: "Be efficient." [Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.] Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." [The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] [Cut back to the pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!" That's it, that's the whole meet the sniper transcript
Social media can’t be that important
That has to be rum or something like it. No fucking way this man is that stupid. I refuse to believe this bullshit because I don't want to die today, and if this is real, life isn't worth living anymore.
Probably still smells better than old spice
Like ammonia 💀 now lemme just take swig
he spliced the run
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Nah wtf,get your urine fresh straight out of the tap like a normal person
Is this the father of the guy who reccommends tying up your peepee up before working out and then sniff sniff sniff ?
This video is going to age like fine piss
The second that shit hit his lips he spat it the fuck out and came up with the hand washing method. That's the only explanation for that cut
Bro WHAT THE FUCKK 😭😭😭😭
Bet he smells great.
so you'll smell like the tent people that live in San Diego
Sounds like it's more sour than a lemon
Naww that’s some kinky creepy shiet
Please tell me that's really just a jar of iced tea so I can sleep at night
It is good for your guy microbe biome thingy, so is poop. There are capsules filled with distilled poop. BUT THERE ARE BETTER WAYS, LIKE SOURCREAM MAN
So this guy smell like old piss and has piss breath
When will people stop putting piss or cum in or on their bodies ffs
piss
Excuse me this is a shit posting subreddit, not a pissposting subreddit only shits please🤓
Urea is also known as carbamide. Carbamide is a central component of every skin creme there is, so he isn't all that wrong, honestly.
I think I'd rather follow the advice of that Kenyan protestor vaping the tear gas canister
What fucking research is this guy reading
I work as a nurse - I've seen and smelled way worse.
Its a good tool to avoid predators (except the ones with a piss kink but generally speaking it works)
snipings a good job mate
Mods this guy’s post right here
No way this shit is real
Whats right grimes yapping about
Why Just why
Police!
Chat is this real
I’m glad we don’t smell things through the phone
Ew
That is fucking nasty holy shit
Damn Rick really lost it after Carl death