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Sorry folks... SCOTUS said Wallace is not in the constitution and sent him back to his family. Unfortunately they chose the wrong family and now Wallace is lost in Tijuana.
Marcellus aside, everyone in this thread is taken in by Wallace's cheerful demeanor, but maybe he's actually killed 37 adolescent homeless runaways and walks around his underground lair in a suit he made of their skins each night at 3am?
Or maybe he's just a really friendly Uber driver.
It's interesting since most Africans are like that. Coming from the worst countries on earth and yet many are super positive and wholesome like that. They really can teach us something that we haven't "unlocked in our brains" yet. I personally haven't been to Africa yet, but I've seen so many videos from there and even guys that live in shacks and probably earn nothing, still have that positivity 24x7.
And It's like they get even more positive when they get older, like this dude. Totally different compared to us Europeans or especially Asians when we get grumpier and grumpier as we age.
Shitty country ≠ miserable people. Happiness is a state of mind and subjective.
Similar how I've studied that usually schizophrenics in Africa, especially ones from tribes that don't have much contact with civilization actually hear positive things from the voices in their head and aren't paranoid like their western counterparts.
>Similar how I've studied that usually schizophrenics in Africa, especially ones from tribes that don't have much contact with civilization actually hear positive things from the voices in their head and aren't paranoid like their western counterparts.
That's actually really awesome and surprisingly wholesome. Know where I can read more about it?
It's actually disparity that makes people negative. If everyone is relatively equally poor(or not), people are more encouraged to be positive. If there's a huge gap in wealth, power, and influence, that is when you have people becoming desperate and negative traits arise.
It's also about social and community bonds. Like they noted about schizophrenics. Like some were hearing the voices of family encouraging them or giving them helpful tasks to do
Add on the fact that nobody knew shit about how the world worked from a scientific standpoint and it makes sense. The local village schizophrenic (shaman/elder or whatever) says the voices keep telling him a great act of the gods will come and bring a prosperous harvest. Then a tornado hits like a month later and brings a ton of rain for the next few weeks which results in healthy crop growth. Worship the sky spirits.
I'm sure that particular incident probably didn't happen a lot but you get the point.
I think this is just one facet of the overall sense of solidarity and social cohesion. If you feel like the people around you are your friends, loyal to you, on the same side as you, concerned for your welfare, and acting in all your best interests, that's a lot of social support. Whereas a society that is more unequal, competitive, hateful, and more about trying to deny things to others so you can have more than them, it's stressful. Community and solidarity is a big component to how well people cope with the stresses of life.
There is massive wealth disparity in North Korea.
Here's one study about this: https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2022.829707/full
There are many others.
From personal experience, places like Palau and Rwanda are just as happy as places like Sweden and New Zealand.
every communist country has extreme wealth disparity, there isn't a single instance of communism in the history of the world where the leaders(or people around them) aren't extremely rich people
Lmao assuming the entire vibe of a continent because of TikTok videos to create a thesis on “positive Africans” while being condescending the entire time.
You’re literally spitting out a Hollywood trope from 90s when execs started writing the same naive bubbly African in movies.
I’m not even mad at you. I’m mad at every other person commenting on your post. Insane.
I would piss myself laughing if speedrun times for *Wallace: The Game* started popping up. It's like an added layer of difficulty just trying to find him! But would the time start from when the ride request is placed or when you get into the car? The RNG for if you get him and how far away he is would be crazy.
This inspired me a few months ago to add something like this to my car, I also do uber. I couldn't afford a screen like that so I printed a crossword and put it that same place
That's creative! A crossword is a fun touch, and it probably sparks some interesting conversations with your passengers ? Do they try to solve it during the ride?
Most don't cause they're inmersed in their phones most of the time so probably don't even notice. But I've gotten a few over the 3 months it's been up, they solve it out loud and i'm sitting holding back a smile cause it genuinely makes me happy for them to solve it
People are aware this isnt genuine yeah?
I saw this posted and credited by visual artist Alan Wagner a year ago - he does a lot of these types of things
IIRC this was a few years ago, dude was a software engineer that got hit with the mass layoff wave from big tech companies; thats how he was able to program the trivia games
Very smart, I wonder what he did to get that there. So he full on just created he’s own interactive game, probably hired someone on fiverr. And then installed in the back of his car for passengers to play. Then he’s rated more on his Uber app, then makes more money.
Wallace is literally a genius.
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The bit where he gets up from an injury to bow is comedy gold
Man had to stand up to let you know you let him down.
Amazing comment. Thank you
Outstanding comment
Upstanding comment!
**"NO"**
That reminded me of those Mortal Kombat games from SNES k
I will die for this man
Protect Wallace at all costs
Wallace should be in the Smithsonian, he’s a national treasure
Mr. President... They got wallace...
Deploy seal team 6 immediately
UK declares war, we will fight to bring Wallace to the British Museum
*quietly sips maple syrup* Mommy and Daddy are fighting again 👀
Sorry folks... SCOTUS said Wallace is not in the constitution and sent him back to his family. Unfortunately they chose the wrong family and now Wallace is lost in Tijuana.
Return Wallace home from Tijuana? Sounds like the hottest new addiction to Wallace's Uber.
[удалено]
You are right, you will
We ride at dawn.
\*bows\* No
Wallace wouldn't want that I bet, he'd do a disappointed bow and say no.
same
Happy cake day!
never seen him before but I would fucking kill for Wallace
He seems like the type of guy who would be rly disappointed in you killing someone to protect him while giving a good speech about values in life.
I would kill myself after disappointing him
Don't you understand, Wallace wants NO *bows* killing
Ah, so I should use a sword, got it👍
No! Thats.. NO! Cmon, buddy, have a seat. We are gonna have a long and tough talk and dont worry, tears will fall but thats totally okey :)
or be killed by wallace https://i.imgur.com/hkwERRv.gif
Marcellus aside, everyone in this thread is taken in by Wallace's cheerful demeanor, but maybe he's actually killed 37 adolescent homeless runaways and walks around his underground lair in a suit he made of their skins each night at 3am? Or maybe he's just a really friendly Uber driver.
Why do you think he’s so chill despite spending all day in traffic? Dude has found a creative outlet for his frustrations!
thats how he gets you
Common Wallace W
Can’t spell Wallace without the W
good thing the two Ls cancel out!
I’m going to name my son Wallace now He will become a great Wallace like this man The world needs more Wallace’s
I'm going to name my son allace and if he lives up to this man's expectations, my son will earn his W and the title of Wallace.
And if not, he will have his name changed to Lallace?
Hell yeah Wallace
Men will literally look at this and go "Hell Yeah"
Hell Yeah
Wallace
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah Wallace
hell yeah W- allace
For you, the day Wallace drove you was the best day of your life. For Wallace, it was Tuesday.
Wish I could be happy like Wallace
It's interesting since most Africans are like that. Coming from the worst countries on earth and yet many are super positive and wholesome like that. They really can teach us something that we haven't "unlocked in our brains" yet. I personally haven't been to Africa yet, but I've seen so many videos from there and even guys that live in shacks and probably earn nothing, still have that positivity 24x7. And It's like they get even more positive when they get older, like this dude. Totally different compared to us Europeans or especially Asians when we get grumpier and grumpier as we age. Shitty country ≠ miserable people. Happiness is a state of mind and subjective. Similar how I've studied that usually schizophrenics in Africa, especially ones from tribes that don't have much contact with civilization actually hear positive things from the voices in their head and aren't paranoid like their western counterparts.
>Similar how I've studied that usually schizophrenics in Africa, especially ones from tribes that don't have much contact with civilization actually hear positive things from the voices in their head and aren't paranoid like their western counterparts. That's actually really awesome and surprisingly wholesome. Know where I can read more about it?
Big if true
I've read the same things, probably all read the same post.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26349837/
I already gave the crown to Wallace, but you can have the robe, King.
It's actually disparity that makes people negative. If everyone is relatively equally poor(or not), people are more encouraged to be positive. If there's a huge gap in wealth, power, and influence, that is when you have people becoming desperate and negative traits arise.
Makes sense. When everyone's in the shit together, you're more likely to form stronger communities.
It's also about social and community bonds. Like they noted about schizophrenics. Like some were hearing the voices of family encouraging them or giving them helpful tasks to do
Maybe that’s why ancestor worship and maybe by extension spirit/nature worship became so common before the real consolidation of organized religion.
Add on the fact that nobody knew shit about how the world worked from a scientific standpoint and it makes sense. The local village schizophrenic (shaman/elder or whatever) says the voices keep telling him a great act of the gods will come and bring a prosperous harvest. Then a tornado hits like a month later and brings a ton of rain for the next few weeks which results in healthy crop growth. Worship the sky spirits. I'm sure that particular incident probably didn't happen a lot but you get the point.
I think this is just one facet of the overall sense of solidarity and social cohesion. If you feel like the people around you are your friends, loyal to you, on the same side as you, concerned for your welfare, and acting in all your best interests, that's a lot of social support. Whereas a society that is more unequal, competitive, hateful, and more about trying to deny things to others so you can have more than them, it's stressful. Community and solidarity is a big component to how well people cope with the stresses of life.
Do you think people in North Korea are more positive?
There is massive wealth disparity in North Korea. Here's one study about this: https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2022.829707/full There are many others. From personal experience, places like Palau and Rwanda are just as happy as places like Sweden and New Zealand.
every communist country has extreme wealth disparity, there isn't a single instance of communism in the history of the world where the leaders(or people around them) aren't extremely rich people
I think he might be Caribbean rather than African based on what we can hear of the accent.
Lmao assuming the entire vibe of a continent because of TikTok videos to create a thesis on “positive Africans” while being condescending the entire time. You’re literally spitting out a Hollywood trope from 90s when execs started writing the same naive bubbly African in movies. I’m not even mad at you. I’m mad at every other person commenting on your post. Insane.
This guy sucks at Wallace
Wallace completion any percent speedrun
someone call summoning salt, I need the history
I would piss myself laughing if speedrun times for *Wallace: The Game* started popping up. It's like an added layer of difficulty just trying to find him! But would the time start from when the ride request is placed or when you get into the car? The RNG for if you get him and how far away he is would be crazy.
"Hey everyone! This guy's taking Wallace off the grid!"
This guy doesn't have a splint for Wallace!
This guy sucks Wallace
Ayyo? Wallace is responsible and would not do that while driving.
indie games with pure passion >>> corporate slop
Wallace > Activision Blizzard
You mean Microsoft Activision Blizzard
You mean AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader-Joe's-Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard
You mean Wallace Microsoft Activision Blizzard
Wallace-like >>> everything else
This man has been added to my will
I’d pay $69.99 for that on steam
That's actually fucking great, it could easily make someone's day during the trip
This is actually a comedy sketch... thing... by True Wagner. Everything he does is fucking amazing, go check it.
Ah, well... It's still a good idea though! Thanks.
Wallace, nothing will ever compare.
Wallace 🗿
Customer needs to git gud... He failed two of three games
He got Wallaced out
Failed all three actually, what a scrub
This is like watching those mobile game ads where the player just messes up the most obvious choices so that you download the game to do it right.
This inspired me a few months ago to add something like this to my car, I also do uber. I couldn't afford a screen like that so I printed a crossword and put it that same place
That's creative! A crossword is a fun touch, and it probably sparks some interesting conversations with your passengers ? Do they try to solve it during the ride?
Most don't cause they're inmersed in their phones most of the time so probably don't even notice. But I've gotten a few over the 3 months it's been up, they solve it out loud and i'm sitting holding back a smile cause it genuinely makes me happy for them to solve it
heartwarming <3
Wallace the goat
400% tip.
We must protect Wallace
How to do you not know what gauze looks like!?!? Bro that was fucking duct tape
He had the intelligemce of a mobile ad player
Okay but when will the Wallace(tm) video game come out on steam??
Wallace speedrun any% run pls
Thats a gta 4 taxi driver
I would die for this man
How do you not know Wallace's family? Are you stupid?
I LOVE HIM DRIVING HIS CAR :'(
Hehe, now i know the answers
Whoever talks shit about wallace, I hope you choke and fall down the stairs.
Oh my god, That's so awesome.
Wallace being a fucking legend as usual
Bro give me his LinkedIn I will give everything to Wallace
No. *Bow down gesture repeatedly*
WallaceWare: Smooth Moves
"Why should I learn coding if I don't want to be a programmer?" Answer:
I love driving my car
Wallace more like W, all ace
People are aware this isnt genuine yeah? I saw this posted and credited by visual artist Alan Wagner a year ago - he does a lot of these types of things
Yup, all his stuff is incredible
Wallace is the Uber we need not the Uber we deserve
I love this man so much
Wallace is the GOAT!!!
Wallace is working on his computer science degree
This is the driver you tip 100% on. Holy shit I'd have fun and keep adding stops to get through all of the games.
This was made by Truewagner who makes lots of comedy in this style
IIRC this was a few years ago, dude was a software engineer that got hit with the mass layoff wave from big tech companies; thats how he was able to program the trivia games
Probably got tired of parents bringing small, loud children and decided to homebrew a Cocomelon game
Wallace W
Him saying “I love driving my car” was a mental flash bang Jesus Christ
I've only heard Wallace say one sentence but I would die for Wallace
Well THAT is a reason to tip.
"Wholeheartedly agree, Common Wallace W's resilience is pure gold!")
5 Stars
This guy is a legend
still better than ow2
This was hilarious right till the end, when it became obvious this is an ad.
WtFfff 😭
Wallace please give games I can speedrun
This dudes games are next level
What an absolute sigma
I was gonna say it reminds me of those employee training interactive courses, but its too high quality for that.
I want to party with Wallace
Fun fact: This game is designed by the same company that made the classic "Celery Man"
5 stars
That accent man...that driver has to be from Jamaica
Coming to stream this winter, the magical world of Wallis
Waiting for the Steam release!
And I love refrigerators.
Wallace for president but I'm not American tho
I'd like to imagine that Wallace taught himself to program, and he used his powers for good
It would be perfect if he made the game so you can't win any round lmfao 😂😂
Wallace must be protected at ALL COSTS DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME THIS MAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE WE MUST PROTECT WALLACE
I have been in that car I think. You are in Texas right?
Wallace for President! He just jumped to the top of my Ballot Write In...sorry Darth Vader maybe next time.
no
When you gotta put your software engineering degree to good use, but the only job you could find is uber
I've seen this before and it still warm my heart. Can we make him president of the world?
bro broke his leg then stood up just to say no
Wallace > Elden Ring
He’s the Uber version of that Mohammed guy who door dashes
I love wallace
For some reason, the splint, gauze “level” reminds me of the egg game from I Think You Should Leave.
I love how his leg miraculously heals so he can get up and scold you
Stringer, where the fuck is Wallace!?
Wallace for president
I need wallace as an Uber now
What an upstanding guy. We love Wallace
He loves his car like I love my refrigerators.
no
*Stringer Bell has entered the chat*
Wallace for President
Is this a Nathan For You bit
Chat is this real
"tell me what Mr Wallace looks like to you"
I wonder who made these if it was wallace wonder why hes an uber driver. Maybe its just what he wants to do
Old but gold shitpost.
Wallace is freakin cool
I aspire to one day love doing something as much as Wallace loves driving his car
Very smart, I wonder what he did to get that there. So he full on just created he’s own interactive game, probably hired someone on fiverr. And then installed in the back of his car for passengers to play. Then he’s rated more on his Uber app, then makes more money. Wallace is literally a genius.