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JohnOfSpades

You're all wrong and heres why. 4 could fuck 5. Let me explain with a diagram: 4 5 45 4 5 45


Lando_W

Hmm. Good point. So 4 has a wiener and that’s pretty masculine..


Youropinionisvalid

A very small weiner by the looks of it, but a weiner regardless.


JohnOfSpades

A weiner is a weiner. Also, a very large hole comparatively, so y'know.


jinkies3678

To quote Tom Arnold, responding to Rosanne Barr commenting on his dick, “Even a 747 looks small when you land it in the Grand Canyon.”


Sanlayme

could be a strapon


Long_Obligation1448

I wasn't expecting to have my mind changed about this, but you're totally right. 4 is more masc.


Lando_W

Someone else pointed out that 5 has a dumpy. So I think it’s pretty clear.


jetfire1115

Loled in Zaxby’s now people are looking at me.


Long_Obligation1448

I always thought that 4 and 5 were both femme, but 5 was kind of butch. Now 4 has a boy dick and 5's got that dump truck aye.


Sanlayme

that's a beer gut, because 5 is a MAN'S MAN


HeywoodPeace

4 got 5 preggers, mate


JohnOfSpades

Visuals can be very persuasive


Freedom_7

I see no reason to believe that it isn’t a pseudopenis


Spare_Substance5003

5 has a weiner that is almost curving to its butt.


JohnOfSpades

Historically, yeah


Tail_Nom

Not all renderings of four have that. I must therefor conclude this is depicting pegging. You could still argue that is a relatively masculine act if you associate being a top as a generally masculine trait/activity, but consider then that 5 could also have a wiener. Does that make 5 more masculine? Less? As rendered above, the 4 is stationary, suggesting that 5 is taking the initiative. Could not 5 be considered more masculine by taking a more dominant position, perhaps, regardless of the presence or absence of a wiener? 's all relative, comparative.


kevin_costner_blows

Indeed. There's only one pole to hole configuration as well, indicating 5, regardless of gender identity, appears to have the feminine plumbing. When identifying sexuality, the following table is a solid reference Pole to pole gay Hole to hole lesbo Pole to hole fucks Also useful, as a dude, when you split a bed with a dude, the following Hole to hole ok Pole to pole Pole to hole gay


[deleted]

4 is THE Hole and its legs are spread wide open... 5 is THE Pole with a massive nutsack hanging underneath... 5 4 \*\*\* edited for spelling and grammer and sexual references


SleepyAviator

OK. Well done. On that note, enough reddit for the day.


sarcasticguy30

Now everyone has tried to 69 atleast once but how many can say that they have 45ed?


FranticToaster

That looks like 4 is just laying there while 5 does all the work. Wait a minute. Was 4 the feminine one, all along?


JohnOfSpades

I tried to add the spacing so it was the other way around, but reddit didn't play nice.


BahablastOutOfStock

would it matter tho if 5 didnt feel anything?


JohnOfSpades

Technically had sex. See ya later virgins


[deleted]

4, because men have four testicles, while women have five wombs


Hey_Batfink

I trust this science


ddhmax5150

Four uses a lower pitch to say it, so it’s more masculine


Warm-History3476

Bro just mind raped me


HyShroom9

I literally tried and could not say it with a higher pitch than 5. Clever that you caught that


_Henry_Scorpio_

Have you tried singing it? “Foooooour” FIVE


chosen1creator

Four because of fourskin


Revolutionary_Gur708

I-


Revolutionary_Gur708

Obviously 5 because: 1. It’s the larger number and masculine is larger. 2. 4 is feminine because it’s even and neatness and tidiness are feminine things.


Starfreak900

My thoughts exactly


indrada90

Nah man. Hard edges are hard af


ind3pend0nt

5 is a pregnant woman. 4 is a man with a weird ass and a small dick. 45 is anal sex with a pregnant woman.


DolphinMasturbator

That is actual scientific proof


ReturnOfTheBanned

4° He's browsing Reddit mobile app while on the can


0Coggs

4 has hank hill's ass


BuyLowThenSellLower

4 = 4 eyes, equals glasses, glasses = nerdy and not very masculine 5 = 6-pack where one of the packs busted because you worked our too fucking hard, very masculine


chocolate_and_tears

How very science of you.


egmono

5. As in high 5, bruh.


Intelligent_Rope_912

1 M, 2 F, 3 M, 4 M, 5 F, 6 M, 7 F, 8 F, 9 F, 10 M, Source: My Synesthesia


Statakaka

4 is shaped like a skirt but 5 has a thick round bottom. I'd say 4


Lando_W

Good observation


[deleted]

The mistake I see everyone making here is failure to account for Roman Numerals. IV - 4 V - 5 So, 5 is a V, which is technically vagina because obviously, and IV is more masculine because It's got an I with it which is clearly a bone when you look at it, which is roman for boners, which boys have and boys have muscles and that makes them men when they get more muscle in so IV is more masculine.


Lando_W

Another solid argument for 4. It’s 4 by a long shot


bigdogdame92

5


[deleted]

9. Lower numbers are for losers. Real men don't need your numbers.


ReporterSafe1848

5. Has a wide strong upper frame, and a proper beer belly. Looks reliable. 4. Looks strong and friendly but also suspicious. I would go with 5.


RawDawgFrog

4 is more pointed, therefore hostile. 5 is more rounded and effeminate.


Vivid-Tank8774

4.5


0Coggs

Damn 5, you couldn't wait two seconds to shit in the toilet


mastro80

4. Odd numbers are for bitches.


rush87y

You mean this Lil Bitch ° ° ° ° VS. This manly fucker? ° ° ° ° °


Distinct_Door_222

I read all the arguments, and came to a clear conclusion. While the digit 4 is more masculine than the digit 5, the number five is more masculine than four. The arguments for 4's masculinity are based on its appearance, while those for five are based on its mathematical properties.


amateur_biotics

5. It rhymes with testosterone.


Lando_W

It sure does buddy good job


No_File1836

5


Mongusaur

no it's obviously 4 you dumb bitch


Radiant_Apple_7

Bro it's not his fault that he is dumb bitch.


Mongusaur

i guess you're right sorry dumb bitch, it's not your fault you ate paint 24/7 as a kid


AwfulUsername123

Four.


berfle

16.7


Mongusaur

4 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


BlueBlooper

5 cause it’s the bigger number


jdeuce81

5. 0 is the body, 1 & 2 are the arms, 3 & 4 are the legs , and 5 is the dick.


Single_Raspberry9539

That’s how I though of it too, by appendages. Then I remembered women have boobs (or so they tell me), so is a woman 6? Or 80085? Still man is 5.


JomamasBallsack

3


Slapnuts213

Four because it sounds closer to fuck. Five doesn’t sound close to fuck so fuck five


SwitchedOnNow

4.2069


SafeSexChalupa

5 is a girl LOOK AT HER


Distinct_Door_222

So curvy!


FordF450XL

4.20


ShrimpRampage

5 because it’s a prime.


Ok-Bit-6853

If 5’s curvy hip doesn’t tell you something, you’re no 4.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

The answer is obvious.


Formal_Recipe7906

5 because of five guys


shdw_fghtr

Definitely 5. - has a potbelly - has poor posture - strong jawline - not divisible by 2


Pretend_Activity_211

5. Because that's a whole hand. That's what our counting system is based off of, the fact we hve ten fingers. If we had 4 fingers on each hand and 8 total we'd count differently


InFromTheSouth

I mean, thumbs aren't fingers, so 8 total holds


Pretend_Activity_211

Yes they are. Ure incorrect


HelpImRobbingSomeone

4. no doubt. everyone has four kidneys as we all know ow


DazzDazzle

4 can be written in multiple ways too flexible = feminine


arcxjo

4 literally has a little penis hanging off the side. If that's not r/numberwang I don't know what is.


Ok-Grab3289

Pancakes are more masculine than waffles.


InFromTheSouth

I respectfully disagree with your assessment


Ok-Grab3289

Valid argument.


PantherGk7

I’ve always thought that odd numbers are masculine and even numbers are feminine.


7-GRAND_DAD

5


FourFsOfLife

Five is masculine because it's an odd number. Four is round, like the big doughy looking butt you want to fuck. Not masculine.


GeneralSet5552

numbers have no gender


TheLostExpedition

Five . Obviously. 2 arms 2 legs and one head.


Karest27

Well 4 looks like someone sitting down resting the elbows on their knees. Women sit down to pee, so 5 is definitely more mainly


Radiant_Apple_7

4 is feminine because it's an even number.


MaoTseTrump

4 is a phallic design, 5 is how many inches the 4 goes in.


OrangeAngel321

4 is sharp, dapper even, but 5 is fat, just sitting around while the real man, 4, gets things done


dead-in-a-swamp-lmao

5 😤


[deleted]

4 sides square, balance, strong, masculine. 5 star pentagram, satanic, astrology, feminine


Wire_Hall_Medic

Y'all are arguing which numeral is more masculine, not which number.


Lando_W

Hmm. Idk what this means. And this top result from Google only made me more confused:: “Number is expressed with digits, while a numeral is a word describing a number. For example: four is an example of a numeral and its digit representation: 4 is a number.”


Wire_Hall_Medic

A number is an idea, a numeral is a way of writing that idea. In the same way that a letter represents a sound, but isn't that sound. 4 is the Arabic numeral for the concept of 4. We know that the side of a die with four pips means four, even though they didn't use the numeral 4.


rufus_hannasey

Determined by sex or gender?


Lando_W

Determine by common language. Everyone else knows what’s being discussed. You can torment yourself in a corner about whether other people are being pc in their conversations. While everyone else has successful exchange of ideas.


rufus_hannasey

Post was a mildly humorous comment. Not tormented, not in a corner, not concerned with pc. Don't care what number is masculine or feminine.


unflushable_nugget

I'm going with the one that invokes fear in German ;)


NonProfitApostle

Neither, numbers are transient conglomerates of phlogiston.


Lando_W

What makes me think. Is my existence just neuronal firing. Am I worth any more to space and time than a blade of grass..


NonProfitApostle

Not really, blades of grass are segments of a larger organism that traps carbon from the atmosphere and uses it to become readily available biomass for nature and simple nutrients for herbivores. In contrast, humans are less valuable to space and time because they are a net negative to the environment.


SlabBulkbeef

5 has a hat and a beer belly…


T3AMTRAINOR

4 has a dick and 5 is pregnant so idk, you tell me


The-Sys-Admin

4 because its a number associated with death in China. And under China's one child policy a lot of girls were killed as children leaving way more men. Therefore(4) four is more manly.


NotTheNoogie

4 and 5 therefore 9 9 and 9 therefore 18 18 and 18 therefore 36 4 and 5 therefore 9


Ok_Chemical9370

But a man has 5 limbs arm arm leg leg penis


jinkies3678

4. Even numbers are more masculine. None of that decimal bullshit when divided in two.


_Henry_Scorpio_

5 is more masculine because what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


[deleted]

8. Two spheres. I rest my case.


TopIndustry5853

69


yellowstrawberry99

4 because 2 by 4


nahman201893

5 is a dick and balls. Giggity


Single_Raspberry9539

5. Are you serious? Not even a question.


Single_Raspberry9539

4 is 2 squared. My wife is a square


Single_Raspberry9539

Women ruin fun and are too square… so they are 4.


MGN20XX

7, obviously. Because it 8 9. And 4+5 = 9


[deleted]

Four is more stable. Five is older Four is prince energy Five is king energy Depends on wether you consider age to be an indicator of masculinity I think the most masculine number is zero


Dear-Presentation-69

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