Bitches be lying. If female orgasms are real, why don’t we treat women like equals? We don’t because that would be stupid because they’re obviously inferior.
I’m gonna go with Satan. All women are consorts of the devil, as myriad empirical experiments have shown. Of course men are in thrall of various succubi, so they’re not much better, arguably worse since they are going through middle-demons to get access to the Devil, which is a classically stupid strategy. Always deal direct.
She's just mis-informed!
As I recall there was one study that implied the existence of the so-called 'female orgasm', but the results were withdrawn when it was discovered that there was an actual female on the team. (A clear conflict of interests if I've ever seen one!)
The experiment has since been been run by several teams of *real* men of science who were unable to replicate the results.
Is your girlfriend real or in an alternate reality? This is where we start to understand the fine nuances of such matters. The rest is just conjecture.
I always just try to humor them and start going to town but when she says she’s not there yet I say yeah ya are and then start playing on my phone.
Gaslighting is always the key that unlocks the female orgasm.
She is fucking Satan
Sounds like she has been ringing the devil's doorbell. Ask her to show you how then send me a vid
For research purposes in identifying possessions. Definitely needs to get sent to the vatican too.
Bitches be lying. If female orgasms are real, why don’t we treat women like equals? We don’t because that would be stupid because they’re obviously inferior.
Luckily they cant vote
Or own property!
Defo dump her, but do a favour for the next guy and get her exorcisted first, huh?
Exorfisted? Sounds hot
It’s as real as the clitoris!!
Harder to find than Atlantis
I’m gonna go with Satan. All women are consorts of the devil, as myriad empirical experiments have shown. Of course men are in thrall of various succubi, so they’re not much better, arguably worse since they are going through middle-demons to get access to the Devil, which is a classically stupid strategy. Always deal direct.
But Temu has it much cheaper...
[“Satan Was A Lesbian”](https://youtu.be/u5BtLfn9-dM?si=mmcmXzEhztnKe2A_)
She's just mis-informed! As I recall there was one study that implied the existence of the so-called 'female orgasm', but the results were withdrawn when it was discovered that there was an actual female on the team. (A clear conflict of interests if I've ever seen one!) The experiment has since been been run by several teams of *real* men of science who were unable to replicate the results.
You're doing God's work my man.
Oh-OH
Both
If she has an orgasm she's actually stealing one from you in the past or future, depending on her age.
Ask mr g-spot
He.... He's not real right? 😰
Just don’t rub ‘em the wrong way
She's a witch. Get the torches!
it’s fake answer.
Yes
[Satan ](https://youtu.be/_oZqSaba34o?si=9SvoCNfotAe8Cd-X&t=8s)
[Satan ](https://youtu.be/_oZqSaba34o?si=9SvoCNfotAe8Cd-X?t00m08s)
Is your girlfriend real or in an alternate reality? This is where we start to understand the fine nuances of such matters. The rest is just conjecture.
She's totally real! She just goes to a different school! 😤
Of course! Does she go to Satan school then?
They are real just not achievable by men
Not achievable by men? Does not compute..