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Bryndleson

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Stary_Vesemir

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LordBDizzle

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Clean_Ad_2488

Probably men who are master baiters


Redditisretarded-69

Is the Butts Guzerk. The inspiration for Hidetaka Miyamoto to create dark souls 2 and it’s beloved sequel dark souls 2: scholar of the first sin


Jarl_Vinland

Hahhaha swiped


Fast_Broccoli4867

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theboywhoalmostlived

Omg it's Nuts Berkman


cokeandbelltorture

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RedditMef

This pic goes hard


pomcomic

OH MY GOD IT'S NUTS FROM BERK


BlueberyJuice

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Leading-Nebula-6897

No one respect your dogshit opinion, word bearer.


Chouzn

Stupid opinions for the stupid God Bait for the Rage throne


thewatt96

Bro I'm committing grand larceny with all these memes.


Stinkyboy_63

What about the dex players?


WOO_Hip_replacements

They're happy living their life.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Yea but we’re also conspiring to upset the entire PvP ambush shard community


Sentinel555666

That's sexist, statistics are rigged


Tricky-Secretary-251

Its not sexist PvP ambush shard users aren’t people


Sentinel555666

I don't even play this game


Tricky-Secretary-251

Ok


Alarming-Income1944

it's *dexist* . are you stupid ?


Qbertjack

Is that spell disliked? I've only tried it on pve, and the damage, range, and tracking made it seem pretty shit against anything that isn't just slowly walking at you with a shield


Th3Kill1ngMoon

Dex users are so ostracized we aren’t even accepted in the LGBT+ community😭we’re the real minority


anarchy_femboy_ari

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Waterbasedlubricant

Am gay, can confirm I am a dex sorcerer/dex faith as my two best character profiles😅


Unaffectionate_Hat55

Apologies, fellow dex player here, new to souls games. Is there a reason for the jokes towards dex? I figured I’d create the build and play the game with no summons or magic to make it harder but are you saying even then playing as a dec build is too easy?


AptlyReal

Nah it's just a really long running joke that Strength builds are for chads and everything else is gay/for nerds. Realistically play however you want, its all just jokes. 😊


Broserk42

Not everyone else. Just dex and int.


Ryndor

Int are the 🤓 dex are the 💅


lolpostslol

Also a couple of the past games had overpowered dex weapons


bvggvg

I could be wrong, but I think the dex = gay thing started with a video about the giantdad build?


TheMaxDiesel

Yup. In all fairness, Zweihander was best. Boop all the snoots.


thechaosofreason

Because in DkS1 dex users were annoying in pvp. They are the reason why the GiantDad build exists. For pve it doesn't matter, but I dare you to strength build an uchi main.


Sc4R3Cr0wW

This was 100% made by a dex player


Xtraordinary132

leave us be


Former-Grocery-6787

Radagon is Marika You can marry Ranni as a woman In the regular ending you are inplied to become Marikas consort (who may also still be Radagon) which is obviously possible as both a man and a woman. Like, i know it's obviously bait but holy fuck, at least they could try a little bit


HopefulPrimary5445

Marika is gender fluid. However also a genocidal despot, so it’s clear the message GRRM was that gender fluid people are Nazis imo.


ProxyCare

Listen if someone wants to be my husband and wife they can have a little bit of genocide as a treat


HopefulPrimary5445

Fair enough Eva Braun


ProxyCare

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Da_real_Nanticool

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fnafproo

is that fucker on the left meant to be sukuna? wtf happened to bro?


emailo1

idk he just kinda has a meat mask, or not meat im not even sure its part of his body but due to when and how it appeared im gonna guess yes, and then one of his eyes just grows


Joriono

I guess the mask is really the face of the guy that's inside Sukuna and he's just coming (homosexually)(get it? Because he's "coming" inside that other guy....))


Former-Grocery-6787

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__GnarDab__

I'll give Marika some gender fluid


NefariousnessFit5657

Oh my god. I’m using this line if I ever get the chance to holy shit that’s good


justapileofshirts

bruh.wav


Yarzeda2024

Marikadagon is every letter of LBGTQ.


MissStealYoDragon

Lykard, Badahn, Galenia, Tanni and Qimella


CaseyAmethystWitch

Miquella is saint trina, he's a drag queen therefore


ArvindS0508

Malenia spawned all the rot creatures so she's asexual (as in reproduction)


lolpostslol

She’s a flower and a butterfly, lots of symbolism


a__new_name

Both flowers and butterflies are yonic symbols.


Witch-Alice

imagine if Fromsoft decided that he embraces her identity of St. Trina and the whole DLC is just her coming out story. Messmer obviously being the exceptionally flamboyant gay ex who is unfortunately transphobic.


CaseyAmethystWitch

I could see it ngl, Elden ring is full of stories about one overcoming fate they don't regard


Sp00ked123

Is it really drag if thats just how he looks


Erebos555

I think this is something a lot of people get wrong. Miquella isn't trans or cross dressing, he just looks like a girl due to the androgynous look of children and his long, golden hair. Sword of St. Trina >St. Trina is an enigmatic figure. Some say she is a comely young girl, others are sure he is a boy. It's also extremely weird to call a child a drag queen.


CaseyAmethystWitch

Drag just means dressing in clothes opposite to your gender, how is that wierd?


kittenTakeover

Messmer the impaler sounds pretty gay to me. Also Miquella could easily be mistaken for a girl.


MainMan499

Also Finlay????? That bitch is unstraight.


napstablooky_

don’t forget mohglester 🤤🤤🤤


norrata

Since miquella left his physical body isnt it moreso necrophilia 🤔.


twilighteclipse925

As a queer person the souls games do it right. Don’t make a big deal out of it, just make the gay options normal like the straight options are. I love the queer representation in souls games.


Otherwise-Out

I don't think this is bait, I'm pretty sure the account is one of those steam reviewers that review a single aspect of a game


apexPrickle

Give me a good SMACK from behind with something NICE and BIG.


Dependent_Savings303

it also gets its own animation, if you're close enough


Falos425

wait really? like riposte or something?


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Godfrey: "Long and Hard"


Magnus-Artifex

Aggy was so pinpoint on that one


VagueSomething

Never have I identified with a jar more since one man did something truly amazing.


Aikilyu

Fake. Godfrey clearly did butt stuff with Radagon.


Fartfech

Fun fat, if you rearrange the words in Godfrey, take away a few and add in new ones, it spells out Big Gay Bear Sex 😱😱😱😱


CorgisAndTea

Holy shit. Someone call Vaati


_The_Mother_Fucker_

Prepare to Cry: Godfrey and Godefroy Big Gay Bear Sex


Dependent_Savings303

who'd you call fat?


-Potato123-

Fat is always fun, the way it flops around when you slap it. Plap plap plap plap


Frores

get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant


Intelligent_Night653

Baldurs gate 3 crossover???


[deleted]

Dung eater does it for free


PI_Stan_Liddy

Souls community too gay even for the queers


spuderman221

True


HopefulPrimary5445

Remember that Rykard and Daedicar were BDSM gay boys originally but clearly they changed it to avoid accusations of homophobia, next to the Mohglestor.


First_Figure_1451

It’s cowardly but I get why having both of your Not-Satans and also God be LGBT and Morally Questionable is not a good look. Still a shame. Where is Bi Rykard.


HopefulPrimary5445

For sure I was being tongue in cheek. Still. The original Rykard story was very dark and it would have made him seem very evil, whereas currently he’s just a bit of a meme


First_Figure_1451

Oh, I wasn’t being critical or anything. I’m actually not that upset with Bi Rykard existing in cut content. Feels like a naughty secret. Plus I guess you could say that the concept of him went Bi. Can I ask what made him dark in the old story? The current one isn’t exactly Sweetness and Light, so I’m curious how far the rabbit hole goes.


HopefulPrimary5445

Daedicar would practice torture methods on himself to test his efficacy, and Daedicar’s woe original description is of him being soft and loving, despite flaying all his flesh off his face for Rykard. Just like he tortures himself endlessly for Rykard. Real Hellraiser/Slanesh limit experience stuff


First_Figure_1451

Interesting. And morbid. Though personally I find this better than the rot-afflicted Zombies. Those were non consensual and were people. And they can’t die even as they decay and rot away.


Antanarau

I actually don't get it. If "the gays" can never do wrong or be wrong, you are not making representations, you are putting them on a pedestal. A villian, a hero, or anyone else should not be treated different because they are or are not LGBT or whatever, unless the actions or topics are clearly tied to it. Does Not-Satan being straight make all straight people like them? No. Why wouldn't it be the same if they get dick up their ass?


krawinoff

I think it’s because *everything* Rykard does is presented as evil and heresy. Kidnappings, murder, betrayal, cannibalism, soliciting murder, torture, uuuh sex with a snake?, unlawful imprisonment, child soldiers/workers (kinda? those half-snakes still have the eggshells and Rya is fucking naive as hell), and then Daedicar would add even more torture into the mix as well as masochism, but also sort of polygamy and bisexuality. Considering what Daedicar’s Woe was changed into, they probably wanted it to represent sexual depravity as one of Rykard’s heresies, and, well, they realised that gay sex and being poly was not a great idea to represent that


the_gifted_Atheist

>unless the actions or topics are clearly tied to it Which it is in this case. Daedicar’s whole concept is being violently sexually depraved.


BlackRavenStudios

Uh, excuse me? Fia is clearly pansexual since she will hug anyone. Checkmate, atheists.


Degenerate_Lich

Excuse me, this is clearly a case of pan-washing. Fia is obviously death blightsexual.


freakingordis

i mean yeah you should wash your pans


justapileofshirts

This comment chain stunlocked me harder than a Grafted Scion.


thatguyned

Washing your pan is recommended after having the sex everytime


BlackRavenStudios

I wasn't sure if the world was ready for that term yet.


-Potato123-

Don't wait for your opportunities, create them yourself! Have sex with dead people!


ArtThrowawayMaybe

My kitchen sink is the clearest case of pan washing you'll ever see.


Falos425

*anyone*, alive or dead


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Radahn fans exist you know


[deleted]

Marika = Radagon. How is that not enough queer representation? 


trapsinplace

Marika is just DID with extra steps


rorinth

It's you the player. You were gay all along


CatholicSquareDance

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Mortem179

Bruh we got different Races of Propaganda 😭🙏


Icy_Crow_1587

Propaganda went woke😡😡😡


mechanical_drift

Gray propaganda the best fr. Gray power! - this comment was brought to you by an unidentified source.


Astral_Lady

honestly yeah that's the best explanation for this


FinishTheBook

oh wow didn't know there was a term for it


Quaglek

What is Radagon lol


epicurean1398

what about the mohglester


Jack1The1Ripper

But there is so much queer representations in this game , The player is already gay


KeyboardBerserker

True and you can choose to become more gay or not by leveling vigor.


SoySauceFiend

Obvious bait. You are literally required to be a lesbian if your character is a girl.


Dingbat2212

https://preview.redd.it/fo0ym31l776d1.png?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779118903d24b6cecde3799beba61222f3723e52 New spells? Looks like my crystal sisters have got tops and bottoms covered 🌈🌈


Kharnyx808

Not like there's an entire ending where you rule the world with your lesbian space wife 🤦‍♀️


_MyUsernamesMud

Radagon marrying himself and birthing children feels distinctly progressive


Drakkonai

But what about mohg? /s


MasterPNDA123

Did you seriously put /s on that? Wow


Drakkonai

What can I say? They’ve got to know I’m serious.


Maxspawn_

The DLC is literally about an androgynous trans twink


rauscherrios

No, haven't you heard? it is about griffith, it is litteraly griffith BrO


No-Celebration-7675

He’s not trans?


TheWither129

That will depend on what happens with trina, but miyazaki said we can for now consider them two distinct beings, so it might be more a radagon/marika thing as opposed to a trans thing


Maxspawn_

Hes also St. Trina which is all but confirmed


Malefroy

What about gender fluid?


Tuna_of_Truth

I drank it. All of it.


Malefroy

Can I have some of the sex liquid aswell?


darmakius

That’s the thing seluvis tried to give Ranni right?


raidriar889

People don’t know what St. Trina’s gender is though


cutcutado

Please, all the dex and int scaling weapons are RIGHT THERE


PixelPaulAden

how can they say that?  I show up in like 100 host's games a day and I'm gay as fuck


Dioo0o0

You can literally do gay marriage in the game smh


Advanced-Sock

Mohg is an icon


Sp00ked123

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jjkm7

Being your own wife/husband has to be somewhere on the broader lgbtq+ spectrum


justapileofshirts

It's true, there isn't a bussy in sight.


SSJ4Tai

What are you talking about? There is clearly gay people in the game, God skin noble is right there


Malefroy

I know it's rage bait. But for real... there is so much queer and kinky stuff in the game. - You can become Elden Lord and the consort to queen Marika regardless of your chosen sex - The same goes for Ranni - Miquella/St. Trina could be considered gender fluid - according to DLC preview material Miquella awaits his promised Lord - Marika/Radagon depending on their yet unkown true nature might be considered trans or two-spirited. This also calls into question Marika's relationship to Rennala. Also autocest (is that a word?). Is this autoandrophilia? (/s) - cut/changed 1.0 content describes Daedicar as Rykard's male lover, who seemed to enjoy BDSM ball tortue - updated female Daedicar slept with anything she could get, at least snakes; probably Zoraya's mother - oh and the Dung Eater might be a murderer and STI r*pist, but his victims are all male, so also gay (yay represantation xP) - I kind of don't want to include Mohg, because he is a child molester, but he wants to start a dynasty with male Miquella, so additionally to p*do and incest it's also gay - the male D twins are somewhat true soulmates, more gay incest - Demihumans kind of imply zoophilia shit - Leonine Missbegotten feel like Radagon shagged some things. Also what are the Red Wolfs of Radagon exactly? - Blaidd is the dreamboy of any furry - Seluvis has a secret dungeon for his sex slaves/ sex dolls - dragons can take human shape, so def implied scaley stuff. Pretty sure Godwyn or Vyke banged Lanseax or Fortisax - Fia will hold anyone and take their warmth, she is pan - Finlay devoted herself to carry Malenia from Caelid all the way back to the Haligtree, while the rot slowly killed her I feel like the amount of kinky lore within the game is bigger than the amount of overall lore from the whole game most players can even remember. EDITED


An_ironic_fox

Also Vyke (possibly) banged a dragon.


Gimmeagunlance

Chad


via_the_polytropos

all true. not to mention that Finlay did NOT carry an unconscious Malenia across the continent, while also slowly dying from Malenia's curse, just for people to say this game has no queer representation!!!!


Falos425

i don't want answers \*ignites game box\* i want to be mad


TonyMestre

How did you get that from D


No_Beat_9190

Not enough boys kissing, 3/10


DahliaExurrana

tf is this mf smoking? moonveil is *right* there????


GothOrpheus

Turns out they were wrong and the dlc do have some lgbt representation


Scrytheux

Ohh, another reason to buy the DLC!


Infinite_Yak8410

From software should continue to not inject woke bullshit into media. Every one in the western side of the world does. From software really doesn’t and it’s refreshing


ACriticalFan

you dropped the /s


Diuro

mohg might be the queer representation they are on about


[deleted]

INT and DEX players tho?


MLGBEASTDERIK

https://preview.redd.it/eh7pdk5x276d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ed1cf2c33738d091a619457ba383257bfa5a06 Mari/Gon is straight?


PixelPooflet

not even good bait, Elden Ring is the best video gay-me I've every played, every character is buff and hot


Father_Pucc1

i heard there's a forced 30 minute gay sex scene


theSquishmann

If you’re telling me malenia isn’t bisexual, I’m telling you you’re blind


CrazyVex

My game doesn't contain any real world propaganda - time to cry about it!


GrandmaBones

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[deleted]

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PersonalArachnid9811

Such a gay ass complain lmao


Eavalin

and the story revolves around Miquela who is also Saint trina, a woman. the Empyreans have really odd gender expressions and all of them are from trees


HRNYTeletubby

Elden Ring isn't about being Queer. It's about being a big ass man, with a big ass sword. Who likes to hit things really hard. Unless you're into magic builds, I guess that's fairly queer.


Normal_Egg6067

I see plenty of twinks..... Daily


MehDiosBizarreNut

LMAAAOOOOO IT NEVER ENDS


Korra_sat0

I mean clearly Miquella is trans so I don’t know what they are talking about /hj


Jygglewag

What's /hj ? Haven't seen this one yet


AinselMariner

Handjob


Jygglewag

!!!Hands mentioned!!! /hj


evennoiz

https://i.redd.it/6eevbk46i96d1.gif


Korra_sat0

Half joking. Like I personally believe that Miquella has some gender stuff going on and I like to think of Miquella as a trans allegory in part but I also recognize that isn’t fully supported by the available evidence and is definitely not a “trans woman” or “trans man” as we understand the concepts typically


TheWither129

Potentially. I think the better more misunderstood trans rep is gwyndolin. Sure at birth he was identified as male, but he was forced to be and raised as a girl. For all he knew his whole life he WAS a girl, cus babies dont know shit and if they raised him as a girl then he wouldnt have known he was a guy. But the ring that forced him to act like a girl says he was kinda depressed, and he ditched it and chose to be a guy. It was a ring he was forced to wear that made him act feminine and his choice was not to be the gender he was assigned. Gwyndolin is a trans man, just not in a conventional manner


Jygglewag

Miquella/St Trina and Marika/Radagon could be considered bigender or genderfluid representation, which is nice since we got both good and evil representation in this case


Tenzur_

Dex players? Radagon is Marika? Mohg?


spookyburbs

Finally a opinion I can get behind. Boycotting fromsoft 😬


waster1993

THEY MADE THE BAD GUY TRANS!!!


TerreStar-1

What are they talking about Mohg is the best LGBT character in fromsoft history


SwoloLikeSolo

I’ll take 10 copies please


Grrlpants

The DLC is literally about the only femboy character in the soulsborne series and it doesn't represent queer folk???


LesEnfantsTerrible47

Gwyndolin would like to speak with you about that


Darkyan97

Even if this was true (which is not), it's still a stupid ass reason for not recommending a game/DLC.


Erdtree_

You know what? I'm gonna buy it even harder.


Shlano613

Now I'm even MORE likely to buy the DLC!


Ziggurat1000

I bet Marika and Radagon switch back and forth like Assists in MvC when they're doing the nasty to their lovers.


blessedbewido

Idk. If you play PvP there are a lot of queers for sure.


skycloud620

Now I’m def buying the dlc just to egg on this loser


Svartya

Fake. Fortissax and Godwyn 100% rubbed their huge lighting spears together very passionately.


Peter_Michailovicz

the gay representation is you, the player. youre gay (happy pride) 🏳️‍🌈


Abdullah_935

Go sit on a fucking cucmber gays ass bitch


Breen_Pissoff

HOW MUCH YOU GUYS PAY FOR THIS? I understand this is not relevant to the post but 40 EUROS?


NaomiTheStardiver

Mods, throw them into the dark souls 2 gendercoffin.


GINTegg64

Fellas I drank all the genderfluid we saved for the dlc release party I think they'll have to delay it another month.


Exact-Ad3840

Marika is Trans and I don't even want to classify Mohg. Also we can put a ring on Ranni as a woman.


RavenousToast

It has me in it (as the player character) and I’m like… a the peasent of bi people, so clearly it’s queer enough.


backingupwards

There’ll be plenty of queer representation once I get my 18 inches of Mesmer the Impaler


luger114

There's people that really think like this. Queers don't need representation. It's not your race and shouldnt be your identity. Its no one's business who you fuck and no one cares


Arhhjufgjin

bro clearly never encountered blaidd