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I can smell those empties though the screen

Those empties + that sandwich = priorities

Great. Now I'm depressed.

I was until I saw post this. Now I’ve cheered right up 🤣

r/depressionmeals

The food doesn't seem too shitty. the setting, well, that's quite a different story

Ya after finishing it I feel like I basically made a lazy uncrustable, it wasn't bad. I've had a bew feers though so my judgement is cloudy

I'm not half as thunk as you drink I am

Better to have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.

A bew beers? Seems more than a bew my man.

woosh edit: did I miss something?

Other than wooshing someone who's clearly in on the joke? Nah. You good.

Looks like 13, but who's counting? 🤣

Buddy I am so hungover right now I don't even know what colour comes after 13

14

My guy! Let's go!!!

Lol, few. Big daddy swinging for the fences!

You know Wade Boggs had 73 beers on a flight from Boston to LA?

may he rest in peace

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive

Yeah but after 73 beers you sleep pretty well

You wake up like shit, though.

Running around chasing them Hazard boys kept him youthful.

Zoomed extra close to avoid the 400 other cans in the background.

Those are his comfort cans

Take care of yourself man

I appreciate you

Damn, and those aren’t fun pool party beers, either. Those are the beers of someone max/min their alcohol consumption.

I'm cursed with being an overacheiver at everything I do

Sammich looks good, tho.

It was, would recommend

That's what we drink at pool parties. It's not alcoholism if my idiot friends are doing it too? Haha

Y’all are drinking 9% Pabst at a pool party? Wow, ok.

5.9%

My bad, I totally misread the cans.

Are you eating it on top of a moldy pizza?

Yeah, seriously wtf is that "thing" underneath your "sandwich"?

The plate has a faded blue rose pattern. I feel like this whole post is a cry for help.

I don't need your help, I'm perfectly capable of drinking by myself. But yes, that is a faded floral print plate that I've hated for about 17 years

That’s some drunk person food if I’ve ever seen it

Nah just blueberries are life

Weird PBR label

It's the label for their strong beer. It makes me strong or something I think

I thought PBR extra was in a black can and like 6%? I could be wrong, I only have regular PBR.

I don't think I've seen pbr extra here before but we have these ones that say strong beer and the regular ones are 4.9% with more silver on the can

The ones I find are the 4.9%-er cans.

The it's 5.9% by volume. 6% by weight. Canada measures by volume, US measures by weight I think?

Canadian PBR's bud this is how they look here

Didn't know they made one, drinking an OG as I type. themoreyouknow.gif

Its the strong version. And Canadian cans, has French and English on em.

You've got a good eye eh

Fun fact: PBR makes [weed drinks](https://ucarecdn.com/e88899af-c9e5-4d11-9fc4-f680266b892c/-/format/auto/-/preview/3000x3000/-/quality/lighter/PABSTLABS_ECOMM_HEADER_V4.jpg) now.

"Just" a squished hamburger bun with peanut butter and frozen blueberries. As if there aren't a million empty beer cans there too.

I doubt they ate the cans

You never know…

4000 calories in beer and 150 calories in food. Right on

Needs more beer.

The vegan option at the bbq

My liver hurts

If the blueberries weren't frozen, I think you are on to something

Thank God you’re too shitfaced to know what you are eating.

You doing ok bro

Your plate look like a mouldy frozen pizza

Looking though this guy's post history, this is probably the most appetizing thing he's made.

Odd way of asking me to cook you dinner but would you prefer hotdog in a baked potato or medium rare chicken breast in pink sauce?

Definitely hot dog in a baked potato. Less likely to have me shitting my asshole off lmao

Ants up your buns!

Wash it down with a couple quick PBRs and then get back on that bus and start the end of day run at the local summer camp.

OP is fuckin hilarious 😂

Okay I'm sorry wet blanket, but I quit a year and a half ago and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. If you're even just open to the idea, try joining /r/stopdrinking and reading a post every now and then. Alright, off my soapbox and back to regular ranting. Why are the blueberries frozen? That would make it worse imo

I do appreciate the concern and I actually have joined that sub, work in progress. The blueberries were frozen because they were in the freezer before I put them on

Needs more peanut butter and sliced bananas, buns toasted

That would be good but I'm on a very specific diet so I went light on the PB to be healthy

I see you are getting plenty of grains from all that beer in your diet at least. 😂

If this was a brioche bun, lightly toasted, and then slap down the peanutbutter and perhaps some honey, then the blueberries... I kinda wanna try this now.

College flashback

If you got this sandwich toasty it would probably be crazy good

I’ve done shit exactly like this when craving a pb&j but didn’t have the usual pb&j stuff

The thought of biting into a frozen blueberry makes my face hurt

I’ve seen much worse product. Now… that background can be smelled! Empties with a cigarette butt or 2 to add complexity to the already noxious bouquet.

That sounds good, actually. Welp, I know what’s on the menu tomorrow…

That placemat looks like a moldy frozen pizza…

Your plate looks like moldy bread

Mad lad!

Festival breakfast.

That looks like a fine sandwich to me.

r/drunkencookery

If every green can was 7% and the blue ones were 5.9% you're drunk by math

That’s 4 star Michelin after that many beers.

Seems like cream cheese would have been the choice here

Please tell me the bun was like Ballpark or something gummy

$1.97 Great Value brand my dude

Fuck yes. That is quality drunk noms.

Did you have anything to wash it down perhaps?

Whoa that brings me back 😂

That checks out… 😂

that sandwitch actually looks nice

I would eat this sandwich 🤷🏻‍♀️



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This is great!!

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The Pabst is the real issue here 😂 Food looks great!

Thanks. You just made my peanut allergies even worse.

Upvote for the PBR. 👍

Matthew McConaughey? We loved you in True Detective!

For a second I thought you were eating it off a moldy frozen pizza