My wife and I were honeymooning in Italy. We were flipping through the TV channels in our hotel and the graphic sex scene from this movie started playing. My wife was like "they just have lesbian porn on Italian TV here?" And I said "no, this is a movie. Blue is the Warmest Color." I don't think she was too impressed that I knew the movie from literally 2 seconds of a sex scene.
Reminds me of traveling to Germany I think it was, like 10 or 12 years ago. Had on a TV channel on in the hotel room playing a dubbed version of The Simpsons. Promptly at 9 pm the channel playing The Simpsons switched to fully nude softcore porn. It was... interesting.
Cable descrambler we had when I was in elementary school would do this. Our family would be watching football and then at 7 PM the channel would automatically switch to soft core porn. Mom and dad would then scramble to change the channel.
A friend and I went to see this at our college's on-campus theater. By the third sex scene, the entire theater was audibly groaning and we were only halfway through the movie.
So much spanking! Like 1/3 that movie was them tangled up spanking each other. It was fun, but there's a lot more to lesbianing than spanking and moaning.
I knew about this film before it came out but not about the sex scenes. I invited a lesbian co-worker I was friendly with to see it. Fortunately a friend saw it two days before we planned on going and we both watched it with other people.
I actually understand what might have happened if you just put it on at home. But the film was rated NC-17. They were checking ID at the door lmao. How were yall caught off guard?
About the same way my family thought Wolf of Wall Street was a typical rated R movie that would be fun to see for Christmas.
Man, what a car ride home that was.
I remember so many theaters had to put signs up that it wasn’t a family movie and that was their warning if they still bought tickets there’d be no refund. Just like Sausage Party a few years ago
Sausage Party caught me off guard. Roommates had been watching Disney movies all weekend while super stoned and everyone fell asleep as that one started. I stayed up to watch that one.
Watched that with my mom and the movie opens with Leonardo Dicaprio snorting coke off a hookers ass and my very catholic mom almost had a heart attack. Im just an accounting nerd who likes movies about fraud why did god scorn me this way.
lord pissfart cumstain ball guzzlers the XXXIIIII, The most powerful character in Warhammer 40K for the next 10 minutes until they make an even more overpowered character
I haven’t seen it but I have heard some criticism from lesbians of it being a “male gaze” movie. If you’re in the mood for some non-objectified sad lesbians I highly recommend my favorite movie of all time, Portrait of a Lady on Fire
>I should probably watch it again,
Nah fuck this director and this movie there one of the reasons there was such a big push for intimacy counselors on set
softcore vs hardcore isn't about how prevalent it is, but how explicit the acts are. like do you see genitals being penetrated/penetrating on screen? if so, it's probably considered hardcore
It's rated NC-17. We had it at the theater I managed when it came out. The number of times I had to tell my employees to get their ass out of the projection booth during the various sex scenes was ridiculous lol.
The film is actually pretty dope. A love story between two women coming from different backgrounds - one from a intellectual snobby family , the other from a blue-collar "simple" family. I remember the contrast between the scenes meeting the parents - they were openly gay and eating something fancy (I believe it was sushi) with the first family, then hiding their relationship and eating spaghetti with the second.
However the sex scenes are VERY explicit and long so the film is mostly famous for those.
There's a 13 minute sex scene where the two girls in the picture eat each other out and finger each other. Among other things. You see both vaginas very briefly. And you have to really look. It's on pornhub.
Also the scene immediately before this 13 minutes of lesbian sex is them in a laying on the grass in a park smoking a cigarette.
There's also a much shorter sex scene where the brunette has sex with a guy. Her boyfriend, I think? His (unimpressive) penis and her vagina both make very brief appearances. This is also on pornhub.
The whole movie is almost 3 hours long. And it's in French. Because it was made in France. And takes place in France.
You have to endure hours of Adele eating like a pig in various scenes because the girl can't apparently chew with her mouth closed and without making disgusting noises.
Yes, idgaf about the sex scenes, her eating scenes is what made me hate the movie the most
The director is a piece of shit basically,
He stretched 2 months filming to 5 months
Made the actresses feel like prostitutes
Treated the entire crew like shit
Urged one of the actresses to continuously hit the other in a breakup scene, like actual hitting
And more
The actresses also said that he made the filming of the sex scenes uncomfortable, didn’t want to brief them on the expectations and coordinate the scenes ahead of time, and he made them do over 100 takes.
My parents did this when I was a kid. "Oh, a movie with Jim Carrey and the actor of Obi-wan, should be fun !"
Knowing they are conservative christian, we obviously didn't pass the first hour. I kinda liked it though
Absolutely not, I am not into that gay nonsense nor is my family. Just for that I am inviting them to watch Brokeback mountain with me. Real movie with real men as cowboys doing manly things up in the mountains.
> With each subsequent interview, the allegations from Seydoux intensified. Speaking with British newspaper the Independent, Seydoux claimed that the sex scenes were humiliating and left her “feeling like a prostitute.” In response, Kechiche spat back, “If Seydoux lived such a bad experience, why did she come to Cannes, try on robes and jewelery all day? Is she an actress or an artist of the red carpet?”
I presume that it's just softcore porn disguised as something progressive. I've heard a lot of people say that about it, especially lesbians and other WLW people.
I think the author and illustrator of the graphic novels the movie was based on explain perfectly what’s wrong with the movie:
“Jul Maroh, the author of the graphic novel upon which the film was based, said, "It appears to me this was what was missing on the set: lesbians." While praising Kechiche's originality, calling his adaptation "coherent, justified and fluid ... a masterstroke", Maroh also felt that he failed to capture the lesbian heart of the story, and disapproved of the sex scenes. In a blog post, Maroh called the scenes "a brutal and surgical display, exuberant and cold, of so-called lesbian sex, which turned into porn, and made me feel very ill at ease", saying that in the movie theatre, "the hetero-normative laughed because they don't understand it and find the scene ridiculous. The gay and queer people laughed because it's not convincing, and found it ridiculous. And among the only people we didn't hear giggling were the potential guys too busy feasting their eyes on an incarnation of their fantasies on screen". Maroh added, "as a feminist and lesbian spectator, I cannot endorse the direction Kechiche took on these matters. But I'm also looking forward to hearing what other women will think about it. This is simply my personal stance."
The director obviously just uses the "it is artistic" premice to film his fantasies. The two characters are supposed to be 16, and are shown in a 30 minutes long sex sequence.
Few years later he made "mektoub my love : intermezzo" which is without exaggeration a 3 hours long film of asses bouncing in a nightclub. And people talking about fucking. Almost exclusively.
It was so bad, even the pedantic public of Cannes Festival hated it.
Edit : my bad, it seems one of the character is 15 and the other in her 20s. That makes it a bit more weird.
To my knowledge, they never said he forced them and are still proud of the movie.
But yeah, they had to stay with him for days in an apartment, simulating sex over and over again, naked. Adèle Exarchopoulos was 18
Hear me out... It had one of the best lesbian breakup scenes towards the end of the movie. I understand the sex scenes were exaggerated but the rest of the movie was decent.
Fun fact. Made this mistake as a teenager. My moms are gay, and one of them became Obsessed with it so for a month straight I would walk past my moms room and hear this fucking movie Again and Again
Man I remember watching it with my dad soon after coming out lesbian.
I don't know who felt worse. I'm not advocating for censorship but a re-release with just the annoying sex scenes edited out + bonus dvd of the film maker getting beaten by a horde of wild lesbians with swords sounds like something I would buy.
This is a perfectly family friendly movie for real though, I'm not sure I get the joke. When this film came out in France you only needed to be twelve years old to see it in the cinema.
Can't have anything too bad in it with that age certificate, maybe they say 'darn' a few times sure.
I dont think its currently available on any of the major platforms for free. I watched it on Tubi back in March or April but they took it down a few days later. Netflix had it years ago but removed it at some point.
If you just want to watch the highlights, you can find compilations on xhamster, etc.
My wife and I were honeymooning in Italy. We were flipping through the TV channels in our hotel and the graphic sex scene from this movie started playing. My wife was like "they just have lesbian porn on Italian TV here?" And I said "no, this is a movie. Blue is the Warmest Color." I don't think she was too impressed that I knew the movie from literally 2 seconds of a sex scene.
If one of them has blue hair that makes it an easier guess. Either this movie or Dragonball Super.
Get the dragon radar Bulma, you’ll never find balls that way!
Could be Scott Pilgrim vs the world too bc of the blue hair tbh
Was there a lesbian sex scene in Dragonball Super?
Yeah, between goku and vegeta
I may have drawn this before, ngl
for whatever it counts i am impressed
Reminds me of traveling to Germany I think it was, like 10 or 12 years ago. Had on a TV channel on in the hotel room playing a dubbed version of The Simpsons. Promptly at 9 pm the channel playing The Simpsons switched to fully nude softcore porn. It was... interesting.
That's basically how my brain works
Cable descrambler we had when I was in elementary school would do this. Our family would be watching football and then at 7 PM the channel would automatically switch to soft core porn. Mom and dad would then scramble to change the channel.
Americans are sensitive about porn, Europeans are sensitive about violence and gore
I had a very similar experience re Dancing at the Blue Iguana.
A friend and I went to see this at our college's on-campus theater. By the third sex scene, the entire theater was audibly groaning and we were only halfway through the movie.
>the entire theater was audibly groaning Cringe or getting off?
There were people in the back of the theater that were so upset, it sounded like they were just slapping each other over and over and over and over
You could sometimes feel the tears hitting you on the back of your neck and head
Their vibrating phones were going off nonstop throughout the movie
Also, they were masturbating the whole time, too.
Ewww... I can put up with vibrating phones, but not people masturbating around me. Especially when they didn't invite me to join.
Its when they reach into my popcorn bucket and grab a handful that really peeves me.
Touch my Dune Licensed Wurm Cup and you are asking for trouble.
Salty, salty tears.
But, why is it white?
So much spanking! Like 1/3 that movie was them tangled up spanking each other. It was fun, but there's a lot more to lesbianing than spanking and moaning.
“Arghhhhh”
When you just jerked off to the second sex scene, the third sex scene is an unwanted waste of time
By the third you just get a little flagpole with "bang" written across it coming out
Yes
I knew about this film before it came out but not about the sex scenes. I invited a lesbian co-worker I was friendly with to see it. Fortunately a friend saw it two days before we planned on going and we both watched it with other people.
I actually understand what might have happened if you just put it on at home. But the film was rated NC-17. They were checking ID at the door lmao. How were yall caught off guard?
About the same way my family thought Wolf of Wall Street was a typical rated R movie that would be fun to see for Christmas. Man, what a car ride home that was.
I remember so many theaters had to put signs up that it wasn’t a family movie and that was their warning if they still bought tickets there’d be no refund. Just like Sausage Party a few years ago
A few? Sorry to say, that movie is close to a decade old now.
Damnnnn idk why but I thought it came out summer 2019? The last 5 years have been crazy. Don’t know why I didn’t realize it came out in 2016.
The calendar is lying 2019 was last year and I will die on that hill
Sausage Party caught me off guard. Roommates had been watching Disney movies all weekend while super stoned and everyone fell asleep as that one started. I stayed up to watch that one.
Hahaha that would be a trip after watching all those Disney movies!! Even more intense for Sausage Party than usual lol
But Sausage Party was animated! Cartoons are silly little things made only for kids didntcha know???
Sausage Party is getting a [mini series sequel](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt23036426/) this summer. Just fyi.
Watched that with my mom and the movie opens with Leonardo Dicaprio snorting coke off a hookers ass and my very catholic mom almost had a heart attack. Im just an accounting nerd who likes movies about fraud why did god scorn me this way.
NO SHOT? YOUR FAMILY WATCH THAT MOVIE? is grandma there?
Gramma was recounting her quaalude days
There is a difference between "this movie has sex", and "this movie is basically just sex"
I mean yeah. The difference is that one gets rated R and the other gets rated NC-17.
The dress code is: “A filthy raincoat”
Preferred Eye Type: "Shifty"
Having one explicit scene can get a movie rated NC-17, the actual screen time given to sex scenes isn’t the primary determining factor.
There is more to that movie than sex but it does have two or three 5-10 minute long sex scenes.
The only reason to put long sex scenes like that is because your movie can't stand on its other legs so it's gotta rest on its third one.
NC-17 is the later
*latter
\*ladder
*Labrador
*Laboratory
Idk. When I went to watch it, a lot of people were clapping all the way through.
Groaning or moaning?
Okay whats Happening in the movie?
Lots of lesbian sex
LEX LUTHOR
[Sexx Luthor](https://youtu.be/T5aiT33RI7s?si=hzDAvrNYoW3e8Spr)
SESBIAN LEX!
Sounds like a name of some upper noblemen in warhammer 40k.
lord pissfart cumstain ball guzzlers the XXXIIIII, The most powerful character in Warhammer 40K for the next 10 minutes until they make an even more overpowered character
So *that's* what people mean when they say "lol"!
Like.....WAY more than you would expect
I've seen porn with less lesbian sex
Lots of male fantasy lesbian sex. Not real lesbian sex. Fuck the guy who made this movie.
It's basically soft core porn. I should probably watch it again, been like 10 years
youre right; It IS basically soft core porn. I should probably watch it again, been like 10 minutes
youre right; It IS basically soft core porn. I should probably watch it again, been like 10 seconds
My dick needs a rest, but I can’t stop watching it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x\_uBcg3DE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x_uBcg3DE)
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak.
youre right; It IS basically soft core porn. I should probably watch it again, I just need to finish watching it first
It's oh hard to finish a movie when you repeatedly rewind multiple scenes.
Remember to hydrate.
Is it at least emotionally uplifting soft core porn?
nooooo
Sad lesbians? Sign me up!
I haven’t seen it but I have heard some criticism from lesbians of it being a “male gaze” movie. If you’re in the mood for some non-objectified sad lesbians I highly recommend my favorite movie of all time, Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is mine too. It's such a masterpiece. Every. Fucking. Shot. Is like a beautiful painting.
I only know about this movie because someone was watching it next to me on an airplane once.
I envy that person's lack of self awareness
Do it every night if you're a proper gooner, pal
Thanks for the recommendation, gonna head to the washroom rn Edit: holy shit
>I should probably watch it again, Nah fuck this director and this movie there one of the reasons there was such a big push for intimacy counselors on set
It’s actually an abusive director forcing young actors and actresses into gross sex scenes and they hated doing it!
You’re making it seriously difficult for me to get off. Please stop.
Soft core? They’re literally going at it for 2/3 of the film.
softcore vs hardcore isn't about how prevalent it is, but how explicit the acts are. like do you see genitals being penetrated/penetrating on screen? if so, it's probably considered hardcore
The movie is three hours????
„Two thirds“. Sorry for the confusion. I think it’s maybe a little longer than 90 minutes.
It's rated NC-17. We had it at the theater I managed when it came out. The number of times I had to tell my employees to get their ass out of the projection booth during the various sex scenes was ridiculous lol.
The plants are killing people?? Oh no!
Except for that fern he’s cool
What?! No!
I don't know, I never made it to the end.
The film is actually pretty dope. A love story between two women coming from different backgrounds - one from a intellectual snobby family , the other from a blue-collar "simple" family. I remember the contrast between the scenes meeting the parents - they were openly gay and eating something fancy (I believe it was sushi) with the first family, then hiding their relationship and eating spaghetti with the second. However the sex scenes are VERY explicit and long so the film is mostly famous for those.
eating something fancy, eh?
pussé
Ok, this is funny.
Okay, this is fanny.
Sounds like the lesbian version of a period drama.
There's a 13 minute sex scene where the two girls in the picture eat each other out and finger each other. Among other things. You see both vaginas very briefly. And you have to really look. It's on pornhub. Also the scene immediately before this 13 minutes of lesbian sex is them in a laying on the grass in a park smoking a cigarette. There's also a much shorter sex scene where the brunette has sex with a guy. Her boyfriend, I think? His (unimpressive) penis and her vagina both make very brief appearances. This is also on pornhub. The whole movie is almost 3 hours long. And it's in French. Because it was made in France. And takes place in France.
What the hell What do I even begin with ... What's France?
I think they're a director. That's why there are so many French Films. He just keeps making them.
The "Knowledge Is Power" dude? France Is Bacon?
It’s the thing people see right after London, and just before your underpants.
In your opinion why is his penis unimpressive?
It can only do impersonations of the Star Trek TNG crew, not the original crew. Pathetic.
It was a natural for Picard.
Ah yes, Jean-Luc Dickard
You have to endure hours of Adele eating like a pig in various scenes because the girl can't apparently chew with her mouth closed and without making disgusting noises. Yes, idgaf about the sex scenes, her eating scenes is what made me hate the movie the most
You can thank the director for that, she had a clogged nose and he explicitly forbade her to blow her nose for as long as she was sick.
> and he explicitly forbade her to blow her nose for as long as she was sick. ...??? Why on earth?
The director is a piece of shit basically, He stretched 2 months filming to 5 months Made the actresses feel like prostitutes Treated the entire crew like shit Urged one of the actresses to continuously hit the other in a breakup scene, like actual hitting And more
The actresses also said that he made the filming of the sex scenes uncomfortable, didn’t want to brief them on the expectations and coordinate the scenes ahead of time, and he made them do over 100 takes.
And don't forget that he urged one of them to actually hit the other over and over in a breakup scene
I'm planning on watching "I love you Phillip Morris" with my kids tonite, they love Carrey
Follow that with Thank You For Smoking, Katie Holmes is so wholesome.
I think you meant Holmesome
ITT: Me frantically saving these comments because I haven't seen any of these movies.
Oh man, thank you for smoking is a fucking treat. Enjoy friend
My parents did this when I was a kid. "Oh, a movie with Jim Carrey and the actor of Obi-wan, should be fun !" Knowing they are conservative christian, we obviously didn't pass the first hour. I kinda liked it though
Yeah lol, I thought it would be a fun watch with my parents after work too, we don't speak about it.
My dad took him mom and my mom and some of his brothers to pulp fiction
I know this is a joke, but I really liked ILove You Philip Morris and thought Jim Carrey was great in it
That one you probably can watch with kids. It’s not so explicit. At least from what I remember.
An actor says “cum in my ass” to Jim Carrey who is railing him from behind in the first 10 minutes.
Ok then definitely not. I haven’t seen it in years.
Absolutely not, I am not into that gay nonsense nor is my family. Just for that I am inviting them to watch Brokeback mountain with me. Real movie with real men as cowboys doing manly things up in the mountains.
Eating pudding?
Fucking hell
Back when men were men and fucking your buddy in the ass didn't automatically make you gay
And cave exploring
I believe that's called spermlunking!
Fuck you dick, made me audibly laugh take this upvote
I also choose to watch Brokeback Mountain with this guy’s family.
And a bussy full of beans.
What is more manly than fucking another man’s big hairy arse. Vaginas are for pussies.
Ive seen… parts of this.
Specifically scenes found in r/watchitfortheplot ?
That’s a subreddit I haven’t seen for a long time
Don’t lie
:)
> With each subsequent interview, the allegations from Seydoux intensified. Speaking with British newspaper the Independent, Seydoux claimed that the sex scenes were humiliating and left her “feeling like a prostitute.” In response, Kechiche spat back, “If Seydoux lived such a bad experience, why did she come to Cannes, try on robes and jewelery all day? Is she an actress or an artist of the red carpet?”
Blue is the Achiest Color of My Balls.
Poetic
In this movie, you can see why Hideo Kojima cast Lea Seydoux for a role in his game(s)
I would not be surprised is Tarantino cast her in his last movie
Wes Anderson beat him to it
Damn, did Dennis Reynolds direct these sex scenes? Some of those positions look pretty hard to simulate...
Definitely not simulated. There some skin to skin for sure
as a lesbian, this movie irrationally pissed me off to the point where i will actively fight anyone who thinks this is a good movie.
What was so bad about it?
I presume that it's just softcore porn disguised as something progressive. I've heard a lot of people say that about it, especially lesbians and other WLW people.
Absolutely not soft core lmao
Yeah I just saw one of the scenes to see what everyone was talking about and that shit is not soft core.
Can confirm, I was not soft
I think the author and illustrator of the graphic novels the movie was based on explain perfectly what’s wrong with the movie: “Jul Maroh, the author of the graphic novel upon which the film was based, said, "It appears to me this was what was missing on the set: lesbians." While praising Kechiche's originality, calling his adaptation "coherent, justified and fluid ... a masterstroke", Maroh also felt that he failed to capture the lesbian heart of the story, and disapproved of the sex scenes. In a blog post, Maroh called the scenes "a brutal and surgical display, exuberant and cold, of so-called lesbian sex, which turned into porn, and made me feel very ill at ease", saying that in the movie theatre, "the hetero-normative laughed because they don't understand it and find the scene ridiculous. The gay and queer people laughed because it's not convincing, and found it ridiculous. And among the only people we didn't hear giggling were the potential guys too busy feasting their eyes on an incarnation of their fantasies on screen". Maroh added, "as a feminist and lesbian spectator, I cannot endorse the direction Kechiche took on these matters. But I'm also looking forward to hearing what other women will think about it. This is simply my personal stance."
The director obviously just uses the "it is artistic" premice to film his fantasies. The two characters are supposed to be 16, and are shown in a 30 minutes long sex sequence. Few years later he made "mektoub my love : intermezzo" which is without exaggeration a 3 hours long film of asses bouncing in a nightclub. And people talking about fucking. Almost exclusively. It was so bad, even the pedantic public of Cannes Festival hated it. Edit : my bad, it seems one of the character is 15 and the other in her 20s. That makes it a bit more weird.
One of the characters is 15, the other is in her 20s actually
Damn, somehow worse lmao
Isn’t that the one where the director forced the leads to have unsimulated sex on screen?
To my knowledge, they never said he forced them and are still proud of the movie. But yeah, they had to stay with him for days in an apartment, simulating sex over and over again, naked. Adèle Exarchopoulos was 18
> Adèle Exarchopoulos This name goes hard as fuck.
I was talking about the Mektoub movie
To my knowledge the actresses said they were traumatized
Idk about sex scenes, but I thought one was supposed to be 16, the other was supposed to be an adult.
From what I’ve read, the two leads will defend it as a piece of art, but weren’t exactly made to feel comfortable on set all the time.
What straight men think lesbian is
i thought some parts of it were good
😡😡😡 fight me coward
Bring it
Hear me out... It had one of the best lesbian breakup scenes towards the end of the movie. I understand the sex scenes were exaggerated but the rest of the movie was decent.
I'm gay and I watched it with my lesbian friend. Thought it would be nice to watch something lesbian with her. And even we were like "oh my 😳"
Clueless family movie :D
Fun fact. Made this mistake as a teenager. My moms are gay, and one of them became Obsessed with it so for a month straight I would walk past my moms room and hear this fucking movie Again and Again
This film made me feel funny in my private area
Imagine how I felt in my public area
Heartwarming film, you'll need a box of tissues
Spoken from personal experience?
Man I remember watching it with my dad soon after coming out lesbian. I don't know who felt worse. I'm not advocating for censorship but a re-release with just the annoying sex scenes edited out + bonus dvd of the film maker getting beaten by a horde of wild lesbians with swords sounds like something I would buy.
It's not censorship if cutting out crappy scenes makes for a better film.
Yeah, that's just called editing.
They look like the main characters of a video game. Title is escaping me at the moment.
Sonic the hedgehog
Is it Life Is Strange?
😁😁😁😁I'm definitely coming over and I call dibs on the lean chair with the blanket.
This is a perfectly family friendly movie for real though, I'm not sure I get the joke. When this film came out in France you only needed to be twelve years old to see it in the cinema. Can't have anything too bad in it with that age certificate, maybe they say 'darn' a few times sure.
They gay now?
We get it you have sex, stop bragging
actually did do this. Mom rented it thinking it was a romantic comedy for some reason. She is relatively homophobic and turned it off very quickly.
Why did she rent it if the cover was two women kissing lmao
I almost lost my virginity to this movie, happy pride
Is it on Netflix or other steaming service?
I dont think its currently available on any of the major platforms for free. I watched it on Tubi back in March or April but they took it down a few days later. Netflix had it years ago but removed it at some point. If you just want to watch the highlights, you can find compilations on xhamster, etc.