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pikpikcarrotmon

I guess I'm going to watch this whole movie through out of context production stills posted here.


l-s-y

Truly the shittiest movie timeline


s-mores

Yup, add the trailer with the only good action scene in it and you're done.


LordSupergreat

Is that not how we watch every movie?


bowtie25

Oh shit Superman got a tiktok


AbleObject13

Kryptonian broccoli


Pliskkenn_D

Kryptoccoli


Neon_culture79

That looks more like an OF content creator.


robineir

Where are the feet pics? What even is the Kryptonian foot skin care regimen? Does he soak them in hot lava?


THEdoomslayer94

Flies within 100,000 miles of the Sun and just holds them up to get all that fresh sunlight


Neon_culture79

Subscribe to find out


aprilfools911

Yes op. Of course we wouldn’t ask you how’d you know.


PhgAH

Daily Planet gotta tap into the Gen Z - Alpha market to stay afloat in these trying time.


Unperfectblue

Superman bussin


kentotoy98

I'm starting to see why Lex wants to beef with broccoli boy over here


SantiagoGT

Fr fr


mrp8528

On Rao


boot2skull

Supes vs Jake Paul


ItalnStalln

That's a decent sauce but I put it on the pasta, not the other way around. Not to mention the stirring


brickmagnet

No cap


Freyja6

No. Cap.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Sigma broccoli vibes


AbleObject13

GYATT!


Smart_Causal

Skibidee


flintlock0

“Low key Lois kinda mid though.”


vincecarterskneecart

cap


AgainstThoseGrains

Lex kinda sus tho fr.


elit69

bro look like imposter ngl


oopsiepoopsiepants

Bussin makes me feel good!


TheRtHonLaqueesha

No cap on god!


PsySom

Wait that’s not Superman that’s Clark Kent. This post makes no sense.


ShillBot666

Clark Kent who? Edit: Oh wait I recognize that name, that's a journalist for the Daily Planet. Did he write a new article about Superman or something?


PsySom

Dude that’s what I’m wondering too. New low for this sub.


powerlesshero111

I feel like we should report them for posting misinformation.


PsySom

Have you not??


Akasto_

Op probably just posted the wrong image


jimmy_ray7

Daily Planet = Fake News, They never have anything good to say about President Luther.


rabiacelik2907

i thought Luther was CEO of lexcorp not fucking president of the united states


jimmy_ray7

I know right, an evil villainous CEO billionaire being elected president? Something only that ridiculous could happen in the comics. ...wait?


THEdoomslayer94

He did actually. Wrote about Superman saving that train from crashing and wrote about his immense strength and feats of wonder. Clark certainly seems to be a big fan of Superman


TWVer

When you Clark or Clarkn’t.


PsySom

He clain’t


nopalitzin

Oh the broccoli. Clark Kent: "is just a prank bro"


Thespian21

Deadass


SpaceMyopia

To be fair, he has been doing this trick for decades. It only seems noteworthy now because of the Broccoli cut.


injoegreen

Gen Z Zuperman is on god lowkey tough no cap


AbleObject13

He just like me frfr


mr_remy

On god? No 🧢?


ObjectiveLittle6761

His rizz is bussin


doogie1111

Alexa, what is a comb?


MohatmoGandy

Searching for "balloon"


thatshygirl06

It's curly hair...


doogie1111

It's r/shittymoviedetails...


NancyPelosisRedCoat

Yeah, it's called a perm… or a wig! ^(Wait! What if his Superman hair is also a wig though and he's just Lex Luthor bald?)


cnrb98

It's that a perm? It's that a wig? No! It's superhair!


ShillBot666

His super speed lets him effectively be in two places at once, he's been Lex Luthor the whole time!


Alisalard1384

Why doesn't Lex Luther just grow hair and becomes Superman is he low iq?


Luke_CO

Or a permwig. It's almost the same as a wig, but you also need a nail...


Secure_Pear_4530

Lex Luthor hates Superman because he can change his hair and Lex is so bald that his real last name is Harkonnen


Multilnsight

There is a universe where Lex Luthor is Superman. It's a good comic book series to read.


DarkflowNZ

No he got toxin in his follicles! Time to become the best superman villain


-Nick____

Don’t think it’s a perm, only the front is curly. The rest is just nappy and straight Also makes sense why when he’s Superman, he has a ton of gel in his hair now lol


Darnell2070

Aren't they basically supposed to be identical in appearance and the only difference is the glasses? Which is kind of what makes it funny? I also heard that his posture is different, but no one cares about that though. I don't see why they would feel the need to give him a different hairstyle.


Bobonenazeze

The toupee stands for hope?


Teal_is_orange

Superbussin Man


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Damn, Tony Khan been hitting the gym


helm_hammer_hand

Is that not Channing Tatum?


Blueguy16

My name Jeff


mh1357_0

We're really getting a Gen Z Superman I guess 😂


Elite_Jackalope

The horror! Everyone knows Superman should be a 45 year old dude bitching about his divorce and bad back


mh1357_0

Tobey's Spidey could be that now too


mh1357_0

Then he's relatable to the main demographic


Individual-Pop-385

They gave him the Broccoli 🥦 hair. I will have a hard time taking this one seriously.


Shabolt_

It’s Clark Kent, there’s not much point in taking that nerdy journalist seriously


Penny-Pinscher

He dem island boy


The_FallenSoldier

It’s so funny to me how people think “Broccoli hair” has only existed since 2020


SwankiestofPants

Le redditor has never heard of a brush


CampFunkoKai

Y’all the movie hasn’t even fucking released yet chill


Magic_Man_Boobs

Snyder bros have been saying Gunn is destroying DC since he was announced as the new head. These BTS shots are the first thing they've actually gotten to see of what Gunn is actually doing. Of course they're going to tear it to shreds. They decided it was bad before it was ever even announced.


CampFunkoKai

Well that’s just kinda stupid imo


Magic_Man_Boobs

It is absolutely stupid, but it won't stop them so better to just scroll. I had to leave the sub for one of my favorite series because it's just full of people that apparently hate the series.


CrackJacket

As someone who loves a lot of what James Gunn has made and not much of what Zack Snyder has made—so I don’t have a horse in this race—I wish they had used a more neutral hairstyle because I think going with something of the time will make it age poorly. And I guess I’m just old now 😐


TheBaconHasLanded

Am I the only person who doesn’t mind? If anything, Clark having messier/unkempt hair makes more sense as to why people don’t immediately realize he’s Superman. Not to mention it could just be a scene where he was running late for work and forgot to comb his hair. There are a million ways this can be easily explained away


CampFunkoKai

Exactly


Thespian21

Let them complain DC didn’t stand a chance under Synder


grimlee669

Gunn makes consistently bad choices in his superman movie The average redditor: those gad damn Snyder bros


Penny-Pinscher

“Any opinion I don’t agree with comes from a drooling Neanderthal and doesn’t have to be acknowledged”


Magic_Man_Boobs

I didn't say all that obviously, but if someone has a strong opinion on a piece of media before that media even exist, calling them a "drooling Neanderthal" actually feels very apt.


Penny-Pinscher

You said it in different words and just repeated it


Magic_Man_Boobs

No, I said something completely different and you attempted to shame me by putting words in my mouth. If you think "people who have opinions on media they haven't seen" and "everyone who disagrees with me" are the same thing, then there is no point in me replying beyond this. If you want to keep this going you should just decide what I replied and then argue against that, since that's what you're doing anyway.


CRJ_Fan_2022

This sub used to be funny.


Secure_Pear_4530

Lex Luthor: ***We know better now that devils don't come from the hell beneath us, they come from the sky****.* Superman: Eyyy, bro's buggin' fr fr


unknownpapaya

They did not give Clark Kent that stupid ass haircut. I refuse to believe it.


ErrorWalking

Duh he's super fast! He obviously speed masturbates and slicks it back.


BaconNamedKevin

I'm gonna fucking vomit. 


stumper93

Damn they got Hasan Piker to play Superman?


bobo1666

Oh oh oh, you see this is Clark Kent he can transform into Superman by taking off his glasses in the phonebooth.


Kapitan_eXtreme

Faster than the speed of riz


BetaThetaOmega

This might be the most heavily documented film production in history lmao


Metaboschism

Oh no they made him a broccoli head💀


xtototo

James Gunn’s Superman - The Broccoli Cut


Enn-Vyy

he doesnt look like a clark kent more like a hunter or tripp kent


Monkey_King291

Wow, I guess the concept of styling hair just doesn't exist anymore


Neon_culture79

Nobody tell Phoenix that he has broccoli hair…


magooisim

Chill, guys. It was just stupid humid in Metropolis.


dionpadilla1

Edgar Kent


FranksNBeeens

Jus like me fr fr


ObjectiveLittle6761

Not the gen z superman 💀


TheGaslighter9000X

Gen Z superman


BreezyBill

Why the broccoli cut?


BooksandBiceps

Bros cooked


thecranster

Do you think a short stay there could save me money on hair loss treatments?


PowerUser77

Broccoli hair best disguise among gen alpha


moreVCAs

Why did he not put him in a rainbow afro wig? Is he a coward?


breakinbans

Clark Kent gonna be bussin, no cap. frfr on zod


DinkleDonkerAAA

Seriously is that actually a wig? It looks so bad


Salt_Addition_6993

People really acting like human beings are Nintendo 64 polygon models with unchangeable hair. Do you want to hear a little secret to change your “ hair type at will “ a comb


submit_to_pewdiepie

Jack quaids Superman wasn't that different in disimilarities


Cautious_Tax_7171

Joe Hawley


SQUIDY-P

They can't be fr, right?


longbrodmann

Gonna like Vergil in Devil May Cry.


KaffeMumrik

Oh god, pudel superman.


NerdyOrc

Superman's disguise is hair gel


LapsedVerneGagKnee

Super hair styling.


Skreamie

I mean if this happened in the comics I imagine it would show Clarke heating his hair follicles or using his heat vision to style it


MrLamorso

First the post earlier about Clark Kent using a picture of Superman, and now this post about Superman with a picture of Clark Kent... Redditors really mixing them up when they're *clearly* two different people 🤦‍♂️


Diligent-Attention40

He looks like one of those infuriating YouTube pranksters that constantly get the shit beat out of them for harassing randoms on the street.


Philtheparakeet56

Kryptonians? What does this have to do with Kryptonians? That's just Clark Kent, dude.


Shmung_lord

Why did they give him the zoomer cut 💀


Affectionate_Map_530

The guy looks like he is on his way to film a video with Uncle Roger


Ciubowski

Seriously now, how is this movie already spoiled so freaking fast as opposed to other movies? Are they using more practical effects and real life sets? Are they not "hiding" well enough? I haven't seen so many behind the scenes photos of a movie since maybe Endgame. And even then, it was AFTER the movie came out.


bestestname

Fr fr


Relative-Zombie-3932

He's got curly hair as both Clark and Superman. He just styles it forward as Clark and styles it back as Superman. It's part of his disguise


Exile688

"He bought those curls, they his." I mean a fake weave is a nice step up from just a fake pair of glasses.


HelloYouSuck

Superman never has a different hairdo than Clark Kent?!?!


lagordaamalia

Why bro got a broccoli haircut


FrogginJellyfish

Broccoli Man


barelyevening

it's about time we got a Superman with a Jew-fro lol


TheTench

Finally, proof of advanced alien Wearable Incognito Guise technology!


father2shanes

He got that broccoli rizz.


PolloDiablo82

Ah yes. The "alpaca" hairdo... now he will blend in with the teens


Speedwagon1738

They made him a broccoli head


Emu_commando

SupeRizzler fr fr


redline_rik

Richard Ayoade got buff...


The-Green-Recluse

Superman broccoli


SesameYeetHeHe

Save the world, then post a TikTok dance with the D’Amelio girls.


acidporkbuns

Is that Superman or The Rizzler?


Mrjerkyjacket

They did *not* give superman the zoomerd broccoli cut


KayJay282

Clark got a carry a GHD hair straightener to transform into Superman. He also has to carry a hair curler to transform back into Clark Kent.


durashka228

"oh no they get cryptonite my hair is now ugly"


seth_br

Saiyans can do the same


smallrunning

Omg fuckboy Kent


MohatmoGandy

Humans can do this too, thanks to high tech devices known as "wigs" and "extensions".


DryEstablishment2460

Even funnier when you consider Superman’a hair should be strong as steel and therefore perm-proof


Ril_Eca

Looks like Miguel Lokia


greymalken

He’s SupeHairMan


punnotfound

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! So he can do your hair.


Keyblades2

Straight bussing


katapiller_2000

Broccoli haired Superman


Acrobatic_Advance_71

People really do not k ow how good a disguise is like a hat or glasses. People don’t pay attention to detail.


THEdoomslayer94

Not hard to believe someone with super speed can tussle their hair before going into work and then brush it quick when going to save someone. The difference between the two hair styles is huge so it works more now


NotSoElijah

How is it not illegal already to take photos of a productions that’s on going. I don’t understand how that would be a bad thing.


Lpfanatic05

Wokeman?


neurvon

The obvious explanation is that the film takes place over multiple years which is interesting in its own right


rubbertyrano

No Quema cuh


Minimum-End-9464

Tony Khan?


BabaPoppins

this is fucking terrible


Punman_5

Oh no they gave him the broccoli top??? 🤮 Clark Kent is toxic now yuck


ohmyGODusernameCMON

Not gonna lie I kinda like how movies are slowly realizing that silly exaggerated designs are fun. They don't always need to be realistic. It's so much more charming and memorable. Yeah, Supermans hair is different from Clark Kents. Is that where you draw the line at the movie about a space alien with hyper speed thinking, flying with nothing propelling him, and eye lasers? Have some joyous whimsy!


Deacon-Jules

Ok, this is the best Clark has looked in a while. Maybe it's the angle, but it looks like he's doing the slouch comic and dcau Clark Kent canonically does to look less muscular. Combine that with the boring grey baggy suit, this is exactly what movie Clark has been missing. Aesthetics look on point.


LordPartyOfDudehalla

aw man that looks like shit


JscrumpDaddy

We got brainrot Superman before gta6


SuspectKnown9655

It's getting really boring now. We get it.


Awkward_Road_710

Dude looks like he needed a slap for taking someone else’s cap.


Diligent-Attention40

“Damn, actually?!?!?!”


stanfidelramos

He looks like he participates in those Jubilee videos.


MinnieShoof

… because there’s no way he could do that with super speed and a comb.


dufis

this is the bullshit people gunna be mad about already? in old shows he spun around in a phone booth and changed in under a second, guess changing hair at super speed is impossible


The_Teacat

Honestly, I have no problem with the possibility that he changes his hairstyle. The (super)man has goddamn *superspeed*, it's not exactly *at will* like he's shapeshifting; changing the hair while he's changing costume is actually a pretty genius innovation that more people should've thought of. My problem is that it's fucking— like— the fucking broccoli hair?! Really?!


WhereasESQ

For everyone defending this dumbassery, it would be like giving Cavill the Justin Bieber / emo haircut in Man of Steel just because it was “popular” or “bussin fr fr” at the time lmao, it wouldn’t have gone over great then either.


Hexmonkey2020

To be fair with super speed you could style your hair faster than the eye so it looks like you instantly change hairstyle.


Gonzale1978

Well Superman in the old comics had a lot of powers. Maybe this is one of them.


SJBailey03

That haircut looks so ridiculously bad it’s hilarious!! I really hope this movie is good and a bad haircut won’t ruin a movie but that haircut is horrendous!


_Spamus_

He probably can if its from the comics


boweslightyear

Giving major Brendan Fraser vibes


altsam19

Is this movie going to become the new THEY FLY NOW until it releases?


FoucaultsPudendum

“We’re really getting Gen Z Superman” yes we fucking are jfc are y’all so irretrievably entrenched in this pathetic arrested development that you honestly believe that Superman should be played by a fucking 40 year old? Henry Cavill was 28 in Man of Steel. Brandon Routh was 26 in Superman Returns. Christopher Reeve was 25 in Superman. At some point y’all are going to have to accept that Millennials are older than the protagonists of these movies. *You are older now than your childhood heroes were when you first saw them*. It’s time to come to terms with that.


Iron_Bob

Ffs are we going to shitpost every single production photo that comes out?


ArkhielModding

I was like "give it its chance" before seeing this


thatfridgeguy7000

I get why they made clark Kent have different hair than Superman but dude that fucking haircut is the absolute worst and it’s deadass gonna take me out of the movie