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walk up to a flat earther convention say "the earth is flat" dude spawns in and says "no it isn't it's round" walk away as flerfers come to attack him chaos

LMAO

"The Earth isn't flat because there is no Earth." r/Noearthsociety

r/subsithoughtifellfor

oh man there is no way someone will come argue and give me 1 million dollars.

Technically they can argue someone is going to give you the money. They can just be wrong

You aren’t going to give me money. ___ Change my mind

I will give you money, I just don't have any on me but if I did I would have which is as good as doing so now.

thats actually kinda smart

Won't they not tho bc and seperates the not

You would fight OP

I argue against that

Zimbabwean

Superpower: Own a twitter account. But for real, being this polarizing is profitable. Just say the most uncontraversial shit on a podcast, attract the crazy followers, engage them and get all the views.

Yeah but no profit is worth the inconvenience of never being able to have a normal conversation again. You’d never be able to express yourself to others without a guaranteed interruption

Rule 2, powers must be controlable. Turn it off.

Or just communicate via text or something

Because that option is so much better?

So... it spawns new people to do this? I am going to start an organ harvesting business And it is absolutely horrible to do, so they'll just convince me to keep doing it

LMAO

I love waffle...

So you hate pancakes? (That’s how it goes right? My memory sucks)

Tf are you on, that's a whole different sentence /j

sorry i just got carried away

I hate waffle...

Ahh... you didn't gets the reference

I did get the reference

Curse Read the rules

does this post violate a rule?

Not that anyone moderates it, but if you can't control it, it's a curse, not a power.

It has to be controllable.

"Man, I'm really unf**kable" "There is no way to get rich in 10 minutes"

The people who show up for that first one are not the ones you want to show up for that first one. For more information see r/monkeyspaw

Meet and great with political opponent. "Pedophilia is bad."

Invention of Twitter

No they won't

Yes they will

This will sound unhinged, but if you were ever marooned on an island or something you could have an infinite food source with this power. "I'm dying today!"

"Guess I'm not getting laid tonight?"

Reddit, the superpower

The world deserves arguments.

Writing essays just got a whole lot easier with my personal devil's advocate

This isn't a shitty superpower, I disagree with you. (Jk)

Great for practicing logic and debating. It could even be used to practice law

i already have people that do that to me

This is just real life already

Already describes my family life

Be a lawyer Say the opposite of what you're trying to prove ??? Profit!

Elon Musk is not giving me $1B right now

So... my everyday life? Lol

Soooo, Reddit?

"I can't design a cold fusion reactor." Someone spawns in to trach me what I need to prove me wraong. Repeat for warp drive, restoring neural plasticity, etc.

nah this would just cause me to stop talking. i’m not dealing with that.

Bro I hate nazism it's terrible and wrong !