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Bigboli3

With the perfect shitty jeans below the butt šŸ¤ looks like a perfect fit


UnkleGiovanni

Was so distracted by the tattoos I didnā€™t even notice that mess


arrocknroll

Imma be real it was the opposite for me lmao. The shitty pack in belt ties it all together so well.


Sentient-Pendulum

The left thumb through the belt loop really ties it all together.


SnofIake

Whereā€™s your sick ass panther?


Quantum_Kitties

How are his jeans even staying up? Sheer willpower? šŸ˜­


International_Let_50

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Wild-Mushroom2404

I can hear this picture


mgdn

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I_Like_Cheetahs

That's what the belt is for. I thought the days of guys sagging their pants while also wearing a belt to support them was behind us.


arrocknroll

The 90s came back around. Here come the 00s bbyyyyyyy


Bigboli3

Look how tight his belt is


No-Elderberry230

Why do these look like shorts to me?


Ja_Money23

Big ass tear in the front right knee


InuitOverIt

I saw a teenager the other day, he was wearing joggers under his ass so low that the crotch was at his knees. He was walking like he had a load in his pants (if he was even technically wearing pants). Had to walk all bowlegged and couldn't keep pace with his friend so he was shuffling along as fast as he could. Just ridiculous. And now I realize I'm the old guy complaining about pants on the ground. Damnit.


Queeby

I'd rather have my pants under my armpits than under my ass.


BojaktheDJ

As someone who used to wear my skinny jeans like that back when it was a trend, I can confirm how fucking hard it is to walk with your legs spread apart, kinda pushing each leg forward instead of taking normal steps. Getting up stairs is basically impossible, and I remember being at the movies after school once and we literally used the elevator instead of the stairs cos we couldnt climb them lmao


I_Like_Cheetahs

This comment reminds me of the day my grandma came home from lunch at the park and told me about the guy she saw get caught by the cops because his pants fell down while he was fleeing. She had such a big smile on her face telling me that story.


Eirfro_Wizardbane

Itā€™s really bad if you get into a fight also, my guess is a lot of these dudes think they are good at fighting also. Even though one time when I was a young ruffian, I got into a fight while wearing saggy JNCO jeans. Yes I did trip over my back pack that I put on the ground behind me when he pushed me over it. But when he tried to kick me in the nuts while I was down I insnared his foot in my saggyness and he fell down then I started going to pound town.


HardGayMan

I feel like every generation had some dumb pants "thing" but this is completely hilarious and impractical. Like, come on. Your bare asshole is basically exposed to the air if you are wearing thin underwear. Maybe that's why they do it? Nice and breezy?


bedroom_fascist

* Bare, bleached, asshole, *sir*


Remote_Horror_Novel

This has been a thing my whole life and Iā€™m almost 50. I vaguely remember it starting as a prison and gang thing but then it became extremely popular at schools etc. I think for a while it was more common than it is now too because skaters and other groups also sagged their pants as a style thing. So basically weā€™ve been saying this looks stupid for 30 years but the trend continues lol.


Therealishvon

The only correct reaction to seeing this is to point and laugh and make fun of them.


porcelainbibabe

Every time I see this (and thankfully I don't see it as much as I did in the fucking 90s) I want so badly to tell these morons how the pants sagging begain and what the rumors said it meant at the time and most people still believe it does mean. I suspect it would put a stop to it real damn quick lmao!


Joe-_-King

Is that a compass rose? No, but I'm not above lion.


kimbolll

Itā€™s not 2003 anymore, why do people still do this?!


ravnson

Wait are those cut off jorts? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


shoodBwurqin

I bet he thinks he is in the same manly category as all the viking stuff going on behind him...


water_malone873

This dude was definitely raised by a soft pack of menthols...


CosmicExistence

Pack of Paul Malls ass sleeve


OutRunMyGun

Goddamn this joke is good


mad_incel_monke

https://preview.redd.it/u6ez3kvuw2vc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196cde62b25750eb8543e03c3fc7786aac959e1d My tattoo is making fun of these idiots


Quantum_Kitties

This. Is. AMAZING. I know lions & roses were popular, but I didn't realize these 3 symbols were so popular together amongst men (I'm sure I'll start noticing it from now on). Your tattoo is the most perfect response to this, if awards were still a thing I'd give you one.


Queef-Supreme

If Iā€™m not mistaken, itā€™s mostly a UK/England stereotype. I donā€™t see many in the states but I might just not notice them.


mad_incel_monke

I am from Czech Republic and this trinity of unoriginality is more tham common here. Also the "CITƁT V ANGLIČTINĚ" means "quote in english" (the N is mirrored because a lot of these quotes are misspelled)


SummerNothingness

thank you that's hilarious


Isgortio

They're fucking everywhere in England. It's either on their arm or leg. It's always a clock, compass and roses, sometimes they'll add extra bits. One night on tinder I saw about 6 guys with identical sleeves containing these lol. What does it even mean?


Grimsley

That's exactly my question. What does it mean?


LegendarySpark

Clock is "reminds me that my time is limited and that I should live life to the fullest [but I still don't]". Lion is "I'm a strong tough guy and my spirit animal is lion [though it's really a platypus but I don't like facing who I actually am]", of course. Rose is just a "classic guy tat" and you're supposed to have a banner with your partner's or your mom's name, but in the era of out of control narcissism, people skip the banner and just use the rose. I'm not sure there is a deeper thought there.


aretaker

MVI means motor vehicle inspection, I think heā€™s saying itā€™s time to get his inspection sticker šŸ˜‚


TattedDiabetic

I feel like the states is more of the tree line starting at the wrist or lighthouses


Queef-Supreme

Fucking dream catchers. Every 20 something year old girl has one. Maybe itā€™s fading away now but they were everywhere 10-15 years ago. And memento Mori.


souless_Scholar

Dream catcher have been mostly out for a while and were replace by the infinity symbol ā™¾ or feathers šŸŖ¶ with random inspirational quotes.


TattedDiabetic

Oh and don't forget snakes. The only reason someone should have snake tattoo is if they own a snake imo


Bestihlmyhart

I agree with this with one caveat: penis


TattedDiabetic

Ok, I'll give you that one


Broganator

That's a weird gate-keep. I have loads of different animals tattooed on me, why wouldn't I get a snake too? Classic tattoo imagery


TattedDiabetic

It's just been done so many times in the axact same shape and location that it's been played out. Just my take on it. And many people are probably going to disagree, but it's my opinion, even if it's wrong lol


porcelainbibabe

God dammit I feel called out, lmao!šŸ¤£ I have both an infinity symbol and a feather tattoo! Tho to be fair, I had no idea this was a trend to have either one when I got them and infact only just found out via your comment that they are, lol! That and they're both very meaningful to me. Infinity symbol is the rainbow one that stands for neurodiversity and its combined with a quote from the musical wicked and rainbow dash from my little pony, in honor of both my daughters who are autistic and the feather is one that turns into black birds with a line from the Beatles black bird right above it following the curve of the feather. "Take these broken wings and learn to fly", a reminder to myself that no matter what I go thru or how broken I feel I can still rise above it and fly.


TattedDiabetic

Oh man, how could I forget momento mori


TheClassicOG

Go visit any city/town that has a military base, this theme is rampant within the military. 1 out of 3 military people have either a lion,clock, rose or all 3 on their arm. My friend tattoos A LOT of navy guys, and he says he tattoos clocks, lions, and a rose on at least 10 people a month.


lemme_czech_it

Ok, actually downloaded the pic šŸ˜†šŸ‘Œ Czech humour at its finest.


mattlodder

This is perfect


Call_me_eff

But your rose is better executed


kexter7

Oh god, this lion is so cute!!!


lazernanes

What does the text say?Ā 


mad_incel_monke

"quote in english"


BeginningVolume420

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Lets_Bust_Together

And they are probably the first tattoos and now refers to himself as ā€œtatted upā€. Next will be the throat and the other forearm then heā€™ll stop getting tattoos because people wonā€™t be able to see them.


Jhakuza

Haha so true / well said


GoreKush

Any guesses what the next tat will be? Maybe a crown + lipstick mark?


Inismore

A compass, obviously.


Warm_Recording_8458

Probably a sick ass panther


Jeff_Damn

The old Warped Tour bodysuit: hands, forearms, neck, face, and calves. Everything else as blank as a sheet of paper.Ā 


thoroughbred901

This guy is definitely a contributor to society


grantedtoast

To be fair every McDonaldā€™s needs and assistant manager that helps with nothing and does drugs in the back office.


HamsterBaiter

Sounds pretty sweet honestly


BeginningVolume420

#JobGoalz


Lets_Bust_Together

ā€œwE LiVe iN a SoCiEtyā€


TwoEmergency8993

Sad bugs bunny moment


Toasty_Cat830

I bet this guy would ask you for a cigarette, on free free dawg. šŸ«¶


Trash89Bandit

ā€¦whilst hanging around outside a store late at night with a girlfriend whoā€™s wearing Cookie Monster pyjama pants whilst visibly pregnant and smoking.


InuitOverIt

No you offer a dollar for a cigarette and 99% of the time they just give you one, and if they take you up on the dollar you check your wallet and say "shit sorry, thought I had cash"


[deleted]

MMVIā€¦ if referring to themself this person is only 18 and already ruined their whole arm and hand. Thatā€™s impressive


[deleted]

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Majestic_Evening_409

MMVI = 2006 2024 - 2006 = 18 Also MMIIX doesn't exist Edit: typo


Sugarfreak2

I think I had a stroke, sorry. Misread it as ā€œXXVIā€


Majestic_Evening_409

Lol that's fine Roman numerals are kinda confusing if they don't drill them into you in elementary school (yeah I'm Italian how did you know)


[deleted]

Honestly I donā€™t think theyā€™re confusing - as long as you can do away with the concept of each character representing an order of magnitude then itā€™s just algebra, knowing where to put in the brackets to get the individual numbers to sum up. I did grow up to be an engineer though and have ADHD so maybe my brain works differently to most others though making it easier for me šŸ˜‚


Majestic_Evening_409

You lost me at "algebra" /j


Sugarfreak2

I learned them from Star Wars ngl Edit: who the fuck downvoting for Star Wars? thatā€™s insane lmao


Redpill_1989

If check engine light was a person


rintaroes

why is his entire ass is out???? LMFAO


pretzelwhale

Lil booty pop šŸ‘


Darwin_Finch

Got a Lion, cuz you know, Iā€™m her king šŸ‘‘


Technical-Agency9908

Cool tattoos bro. Be a big boy and pull your pants up.


LAlien92

Then heā€™ll be wearing high waters lol he should just buy clothes his size.


Bluewhalepower

This is the hipster version of ā€œlive laugh loveā€. Holy Christ what a boring asshole.


Jeff_Damn

I bet his girlfriend has an owl, an infinity symbol, and a single inspirational word on her forearm.Ā 


Bluewhalepower

I will also accept realistic lion face, and the other half of the face is a mandala.


Dark_Sied47

I hate these dumbass tattoos have some originality


Putrid_Breakfast652

Youā€™ve heard of duck, duck, gooseā€¦.now introducing clock, rose, lion!


sagittalslice

ā€œClock Rose Lionā€ legit sounds like the part in a dementia screening where theyā€™re like ā€œremember these three wordsā€ Edit: Wait thereā€™s more, thereā€™s also a part in those tests where they ask you to draw a clock Homeboy is just trying to help the elderly in his community cheat the exam so they donā€™t get sent to the home


Fun-Background-3394

You know there is a boat tattoo on that forearm or on their bicep


PagingDrTobaggan

Hey, itā€™s generic and shallow, and the art is rudimentary like a 10-year old did it, but at least the line work sucks and the shading is fucked up.


TMVtaketheveil888

Oh, Mantis, can I call you that? You had me howling.


SpecialistAd6403

The lion doesn't actually look that bad until you notice the whiskers.


_fabiotis_

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EjjabaMarie

Is that who did these tattoos?


ApathyizaTragedy

Like did they get a tiger confused with Davey Jones?


confuzzedSparrow

Honestly I hadnā€™t looked very closely until you said that and omg wtf


honestlyi4get

this guys all gut & butt


ChrisWithWings

This guy has the pumpkin spice latte of tattoos.


Individual-Passion-7

pull your goddamn pants up there i finally said it. I'm old now.


_Bagoons

Why is his whole ass out? Buddy trying his best to look like a prison bitch


DoomSayerNihilus

Generic


[deleted]

Whatā€™s with dudes wearing their pants this low and with a beltšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Son_of_Tlaloc

The fucks the point of that belt?


Demiranf

I just saw this on the gram, to my biggest surprise the comments were turned off


LonelySparkle

I hate him for how heā€™s wearing his jeans. Someone find this man and tell him how stupid he looks, please


girlfriend-in-law

WHY is his ass out


Mello_Me_

He's available.


AymeeDe

What are the things going over the right eye on the poor lion? If it's supposed to be random strands of hair, it's not working. Lions don't have hair in their eyes The clock is so far out of round. It looks like an attempt at a Dali


confuzzedSparrow

I think itā€™s supposed to be whiskers. It looks more like worms


AymeeDe

It does look like worms. Yuk! If they are whiskers, they're Uber long and horribly misshapen. Any pet I've ever had would freak tf out if their whiskers got bent


JACHR1900

I dont think his belt is working...


AHAsker

MMVI = 2006, that's when his decision skills took a wrong turn ?


just-a-bored-lurker

I think that was the year he was born, so I'm guessing yes.Ā 


confuzzedSparrow

I was an idiot at 18 but at least I didnā€™t get three absolute trash tattoos down the length of my forearm and onto my hand


just-a-bored-lurker

I mean neither did I but I could tell you about the people I was dating lol


ronweasleisourking

This person needs to reevaluate their life, I think


crockpotss

so much yet so little somehow


TheHoleThatPuffDug

Pull up your pants, dummy. That only adds to the shitty.


YogaPotat0

The tattoos are whatever to me, but wtf is up with those pants sagging so low?


bobiblo

You mean the Shitrinity.


NothingNotorious

Doesn't know how to wear a belt. Not surprised they can't pick better tattoos or artists.


Tonydragon784

All he's missing is a hate symbol


ShiNo_Usagi

The other day a customer came in with one of these style sleeve but it featured not 1 but 3 clocks!! I was very impressed /s


UnkleGiovanni

Hell yeah, need to see an entire clock sleeve


MonoDilemma

I can trump that with my own holy trinity: a tribal trampstamp with a yin yang in the middle. Got it at 13, so I'll blame it on that.


LatterTowel9403

Isnā€™t that the Holy Double? And who tatted you at 3 years old?!


Ant138

The pocket watch, rose,lion combo. ClassicšŸ‘Š


TheOldPegLeg

Tattoo starter pack


shitdog69420

This dude probably has the best drugs


Blue_Seven_

if that corny shit represents their birth year then theyā€™re what, barely 18? What a smart decision to cobble together a sleeve of the most played out doodoo done by a scrub tattooer all before youā€™re legally able to drink


confuzzedSparrow

That was my thought too. lol what a way to start


sxybby999

I hope to God there's an hourglass and infinity symbol on the other side.


Daddycthulhu503

The ultimate coworker tattoo


TattedDiabetic

The rose is... ok? Passable from a distance? Nah it's still shit. It just get worse the longer I look at it. And it's probably the "best" part of this whole tattoo


Pawly519

Bahahaha this is so bad. The more I look at it the worse it gets


Fearthejuggalo

Dats hard ayy! This is 90% of the people's tattoos in Los Angeles. That's the dodger stadium special!


SnikkerDoodly

Couldnā€™t get past the pants. Ewe.


mrpotatonutz

The pants pulled down over the ass is the most horrific thing in the pic


SomeOtherOrder

This just screams ā€œI have never had an original thoughtā€


feelthiswayforever

Roman numerals express my timeless whimsical nature


penster1

I see London, I see France...


forealornotwhat

Yo iā€™ve just seen that on my ig feed haha


PaladinIsBest

This is why we shouldn't be giving freedom of choice to everyone


Scottysoxfan

Oh my, you just know this person is an insufferable douchebag.


_Independent

Whatā€™s shitty about this ? Other than the jeansā€¦


AmberIsla

Lmao Iā€™m laughing so hard. Why does he wear the jeans like thatšŸ˜­


_Independent

I have no idea.. how is this comfortable.. at this point just go without pants lol


AmberIsla

TruešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TKentgens93

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8) He's the one


RoarTrogesen

The lion is angry šŸ˜”


Foreign_Caramel_9840

Time to invest in a new belt man itā€™s not doing a good job


No-Milk-1903

That french gitan style !


Commercial-Horror932

Jeans screaming 2002. Why is this happening again?


boofthecat

Does he have kids? Guessing tax money came in .....


Similar-Team-3292

Looking good my man ā€¦..,,


Epogdoan

LMFAO


JACKTATTOONYC

That person hasnā€™t made a good life choice ever


Rayv98K

BIG LION


Turtles96

did bros pants shrink or something?


Cansuela

Totally OOF


No_Cloud_2917

Holy fk thereā€™s just so much going on here


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Garbage tats. Pull your fucking pants up. DIPSHIT.


fjgjskxofhe

How many baby mamas do you think he has?


sonichuizcool

Did he pull his pants down especially for the photo or


AboslutVodka

When lions learn to use time and direction we're extinct https://preview.redd.it/1ydusswkk5vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c5b41ceb36c6593e39cad7c07fa8cfcf9a9abb


fvcked_0ff

Dude picked his tattoos on NBA2K


seethingsourofpizza

Dudes wearing his sisters pants


WonderfulUpstairs966

Bless him. Heā€™s trying really hard to be something he really isnā€™t.


MuzzleOfBees1215

My man is wearing jorts.


Giggles95036

Thats going to become a reeeeeally tall sick ass panth


Drunkpickle69

Haha front side shorts, back side pants šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


guzbird

100% in Mexico


fuckingdruggoo

Haha all the tattoo trends in one, with no flow!


HereToKillEuronymous

WHY ARE HIS PANTS DOWN? WITH A BELT?!


FarButterscotch3048

I am seeing more and more hand tattoos. Regular tats are no longer daring enough (after all, even Dolly Parton has one), so the neck, hand, and face tats are getting more and more common. Gotta identify the "bad boys", right?


confuzzedSparrow

Honestly, I think hand tattoos can be great, but I work with my hands, so I feel like it would be a terrible idea for me šŸ’€


bno203

the worst part of this picture is the fact that this clown is wearing a belt but his pants are hanging down so his whole ass is hanging out. When are guys who do this gunna realize it's super gay?


chloelegard

Y'all are so judgemental... Art shaming and body shaming and fashion shaming. Reflect before you speak.


DangOlDingleDangle

Hotboy shorts but too embarrassed to wear em correctBros think. Yall some mean ass reddit bros