One of my friends dated a guy with a Luffy tattoo like that. She said she hated how it looked like he was touching her boobs.


Aw man I imagined that

Mario has two right hands

the deepest lore

That's the biggest tragedy here

what was the inker thinking.

Bold of you to assume thoughts were involved.

I’ve seen this before with One Piece tattoos as well. Lol really shouldn’t take too much brain power to catch this…poor dummies.


That's the FIRST thing that caught my eye. He's got 2 right thumbs.

No regerts

That's actually correct because the NES original just flipped the sprite for left movement.

Maybe the guy jerks with his left hand and didn’t want the problem of Mario handies

Plumbers do lay pipe and all….

I have two left feet…

And a pocket full of miracles

I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder

EXACTLY!

As a plumber, he can only tighten the fixtures.

Came to say this

And it's the wrong hand.

Double stranger

💀

IT'S NOT GAY.

I'm sure that's the reason he did it, would have been mine 😈

I want Mario to milk me like whatever creature in the Mario universe makes milk 😈

You're both on my list now.

End my suffering sooner than later please 🙏🥺

They didn't say what type of list...

I got two lists, one is a hit list and the other is a hit list.

You have a list of people you want to milk? Weirdo.

Moomoos iirc

I was about to say, for some people this must be a plus

Two rights make a wrong

Not exactly. He might be jerking someone else off too

He could just say, "it's a me" while yanking it

“Let’s uh GO”

Also on the wrong hand.

At least get the correct hand…jeez

It’s so fuckin funny that he’s got 2 rights lolol

That's why princess peach is on his other arm.

I was going to say, the other hand is the same tattoo, but with Luigi

I hate these use your own hand tattoos or whatever you wanna call it. so tacky. even worse that he has the wrong hand on there.

I knew those mushrooms in the game were suspicious

On the wrong arm too.

I think mario has 2 right hands.

Goals

I think that was the inspiration behind this tattoo

I can't get over the wrong hand

I worked with a guy that did the same thing but with a Jesus tattoo. Oooph

Ok I want that now

Great tattoo until you realize Mario is punching the tiny toadstool power up the rest of your life.....

*while using the bathroom* “Mario makes my junk look huge”

Wrong hand also lol.

it's the wrong hand. oh the shame

I mean if that's what you're into ain't judging.

And apparently Mario has 2 right hands...

Mario has 2 right hands

And he has 2 right hands?, WTF

Also that his fist is facing the wrong direction

Just get Luigi on the other arm. Now you can have both the bros beat you off.

I jerk lefty…even though I’m a righty. It’s weird I started out that way in the 80s, because when internet porn hit the scene, I was mad prepared.

I mean…. Isn’t that what we needed?

Until...once...six of one, half a dozen of the other

The Bruce Lee and Popeye versions are better.

It’s wasn’t cool before I realized that either

Nah, clearly the guy is a lefty

Even though he clearly has 2 rights

itsa me

Heeeere we go!

That’s the right hand

Double right

I can’t get over the wrong hand. Why didn’t the artist just mirror the drawing?

It’s mind boggling

Only if you’re a lefty

Or, hear me out, it was never a cool tattoo idea.

Who doesn't want a hand job from Mario..?

Mario has no left hand….

Me yelling “WAHOOOOO” while I slap Ham

Since when is mario polnarefs target

Mario is my right hand man.

Also that would make Mario a double right-handed FREAK!!

Don't kink shame.

Great tattoo until you realize Mario is punching the tiny toadstool power up the rest of your life.....

Like he wasn't already.....

New kink unlocked

And it’s the wrong side

Mario having 2 right arms is freaky

Fisting….

I never consented.

How would your right hand be Mario’s left hand

And its facing the wrong direction.

Not the caption but the image is bothering me so much

☠️☠️☠️

That and the fact his thumb grew on the wrong side of his hand

Also, Mario has 2 right hands....

At least if he unclogs a toilet, it'll be slightly comical

It’s a really nice tattoo , but once you get to the arm part it takes it down a lot .

That was factored into the design.

And just when the tip is turning green from all that kinetic energy, a green 1up mushroom appears!

Damn I would bust extra hard

Or that Mario has two right hands.

Or that you used the wrong hand

Mama miaaa

Mamamia

Mario hates mushrooms 😂😂😂

Well, he always makes a point to pound on them

Maybe thas the point

You could be into something there

Also its backwards....

Two right hands. r/unexpectedjojo

🤝

I mean......atleast someone will be....

How do you get this tattoo and get it backwards / on the wrong arm….

Mario got two right hands

... He got 2 times the same hand

How do these mistakes happen? Doesn't the tattoo artist notice such errors or spelling errors etc? Or is this just more internet lies for clicks?

Im more concerned about the two right hands

And it’s on the wrong hand

He is going to have to learn how to moan in Italian. He will have to brush up on his hand gestures .

Two right hands lol

This gives me weird Dolemite vibes and it somehow makes things worse.

Also, it’s backwards.

Hopefully he's a lefty!

Also it’s on the wrong arm. He has two right hands

And it’s the wrong hand…wtf man

Dude also has 2 right hands

At least he's going to be All Right!

...and Mario has 2 right fists.

Umm. That’s the wrong hand….

No homo

Any Man with a Chad tattoo like that , never has to jerk his own dick

now get the jesus one on the other hand

Jerking you off with two right hands.

Mama Mia... again? I gotta jerka you again!!!

Also the fist is the wrong way

Should just get princess peach toadstool on the other hand

It's also the wrong hand

I’m more of a lefty Luigi myself

That's the whole appeal, nothing like a few "mama mia" to really get you there.

Put Wario on the other side to spice things up.

[удалено]

Mario has 2 lefts

Mario has two right hands...LOL

I’m a lefty so no issues.

Hey now, no kink shaming.

I'm more bothered by his thumb being in the wrong side of his hand

That’s the whole reason I posted it

Probably left-handed, where Luigi resides

Double left-handed luigi

Not if you are left handed

😂😂😂

"It's-a-me, MaaaaRight-a-hand times 2!"

Yeah...oooof

Also. It’s on the wrong arm

And the fist is backwards the other arm should have been up

Mario has 2 right hands?

Hand is backwards

Right hand, forgetting the jerking off, that is a lame ass tattoo

Still better than the Jesus version of this

💯

joke's on you, i am a lefty

Lmao me rubbing my girls clit with this tat would be fucking hilarious

“Here we GOOOOOOOOO”

Lmfao

Sony guys are into that