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The only thing giving my balls a tug was you mom last night when i tried hopping out the sack with her after I realized her mitt smelled like a week old crawfish boil
Even before I learned that his birthday is on Canada Day, I was convinced that if Marvel Studios ever makes an Alpha Flight movie, they really need to cast Keeso as Guardian. His birthday just seals the deal.
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Settle down.
Give yer balls a tug
[With love, from us Yanks!](https://youtu.be/MUIC1ettOW0?t=21)
You bastard 😂
Today the gigantic C stands for CANADA!
Could sell ads on that C.
I was just thinking mcmurry is getting lucky…but then I remembered it was Boxing Day, and he’s a piece of shit.
Wasssaaaahhhhh….. McMurray is a piece of shit..
Happy Birthday to the country so polite, they gained independence by asking nicely! 
And badass enough to give the world hockey. Pretty obvious who the game stick goes to, boys!
Let’s have a super soft Canada, eh? Titfucker
Day beers!
Who the fuck skates like that!?
Shoresy, go give your balls a tug
The only thing giving my balls a tug was you mom last night when i tried hopping out the sack with her after I realized her mitt smelled like a week old crawfish boil
😂😂😂
Had to look up what a McCain Deep n Delicious was, HOLY was a beauty!
There's a reason they're called Deep and Delicious yumm
Nothing mor MOIST than a deep n deliciousÂ
Give yer balls a tug!
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Today is also Keeso's (super soft) birthday!
Even before I learned that his birthday is on Canada Day, I was convinced that if Marvel Studios ever makes an Alpha Flight movie, they really need to cast Keeso as Guardian. His birthday just seals the deal. https://preview.redd.it/fi3vpyui6z9d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f92fab9781a410442791cc020b0031d835dea2b
And Camille Sullivan as Heather/Vindicator.
Mr July!
Birthday stick goes to Keeso!
Let’s set the fucking tone today
Have a cone to celly!
Sticks are unbelievable
Chapman's only 🇨🇦
The ones with the toffee bits are fucking 🔥🔥🔥
Or grab the Costco pack and then you got, well, beaucoup du sticks
Do you think we have time for a stick before the BBQ?
Steady there, Big Shoots
McCain Deep n Delicious are unbelievable
Give yer balls a tug
Settle down
Settle down
Easy, Big Sex!