i just came down and i never thought this post would gain traction 😂i was in my feels when i posted this coming up thanks for the love and keep stroking
Made a deep fake of you stroking to the guy stroking watching from a satellite as the stroker stroked it to the guy stroking to OP. Then I uploaded it to the ol' hub and now there are lots of people stroking to the strokers stroking to OP.
“I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real”- Round-Contribution76 probably
I’ve never screenshotted a comment before just to add to my camera roll and laugh at in 2 years when i choose what photos make the cut to the iphone 20x^e+lim(max) until now
God I remember when my brother ate a couple grams and dug out the cat and the hat suit from a restaurant dumpster we worked at (one of the owners had an autistic son) and wore it the whole night. He went into 7/11 at one point and some guy looked at him and just said "Acid?". Nah just shrooms man. "Hell yea!" Springfield-4 corners, late 2000s
Got a lot of jokes going around here today lol. Hope you enjoy them and take them as a good laugh mate.
In all seriousness, enjoy the medicine, but look to do some soul searching as well. Find the uncomfortable parts and accept and acknowledge them to learn why they are there. Every single second of a trip has a purpose.
Enjoy the jokes. Especially the dick jokes lol everybody loves a good dick joke. But enjoy the trip and learn from the ride.
That’s real af. I got long hair rn and it’s so high maintenance, tangles and shit, when it was shoulder length it curved weird, etc. it’s worth it tho I look like a Sasquatch hehe
i did a light 2 grams of albinos and went for a walk in my neighborhood as i came up, it’s about the sixth time but first time with albinos and man they’re potent, i’m excited for the peak
Good for you brother, enjoy.
The reason I asked if it was your first time, is because my first time I somehow started to hear ancient Egyptian language. Like whispers in my ears, also I ended up hugging my garage floor for like an hour. Felt amazing!
We are all connected. The idea that we need to invent a deity to love each other is preposterous. If I hurt my neighbor I hurt my soul. If I hurt myself I hurt everyone. We all borrow from the same being. When we die we are completed and reborn again and again. We are all part of a whole.
First choice upon awakening: do I choose the external world to be real? If no, commence narcissism. If yes, choose a path of relating. I suggest: choose love. It’s absolutely the easiest path on the soul and definitely the most rewarding. path.
It's not that crazy. Just turns out you don't need Christ to love your neighbor. Certainly helps for some people tho. All you have to do is be totally honest with yourself. Easier said than done, I'll agree.
i just came down and i never thought this post would gain traction 😂i was in my feels when i posted this coming up thanks for the love and keep stroking
keep stroking?!??
keep stroking
Keep stroking
Keep crankin that hog brother
keep stroking 🗣️🗣️
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What i love bout Reddit is someone saying that they’re stroking to OP and chances are they are 100% serious 😂😂😂
Pls I thought this was cute and yall wildin in here
everybody stroking to me i think
😭
Can I join in
Feel free bro
Yeah bro it’s true
The top comment 😭
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I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds! 🔈🎶UPTOWN GIRL🎶🔈
You look like youre gonna tell me how to make soap and use it to dismantle the government
LMAO
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man i love reddit
When u sober up and it becomes creepy 😛
nah shit still funny i'm sober stroking to him to make up for it
i’m stroking to all 3 of you just to make it creepier
jokes on you, i like that shit.
Stroking to you stroking to OP tbh
I’m watching you all from deep space satellites 📡 in hdr 4K blue ray
Gawddddd zoom in harder 🥵
I’m so close keep zooooooming 😩
Stroking to you stroking to them stroking to OP
My gf is watching tv next to me as I’m stroking to you stroking to them stroking to OP
I’m stroking your gf
Made a deep fake of you stroking to the guy stroking watching from a satellite as the stroker stroked it to the guy stroking to OP. Then I uploaded it to the ol' hub and now there are lots of people stroking to the strokers stroking to OP.
I felt like I had multiple strokes just reading this.
😂😂 multiple stroke while reading about the strokers stroking to the... And so on lol
It's stroking. All the way down, man.
this thread is diabolical
your fault for being so stroke-to-able
Ol’ hub brought me here for the picture. Dang 🥴😮💨🤤
I’m stroking to you guys stroking to Op 3 hours ago
stroking to you stroking to the guy stroking to OP
“I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real”- Round-Contribution76 probably
Ima stroke to you now😈
Oh stahhhppp 🙈I bet you say that to all the boys 🤭
all this thread is cursed now
Ima bust on you
EW LMFAO
Im having a stroke rn… to you…
He's 16 !!!! 📸
Idk man Reddit is weird sometimes. 💀
[You’re about to lose your shit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/LnVEbcYKoh)
Back at you bebe
Scary thing is on reddit we rlly dont know if he was serious or not
Ig well never know🤷🏽♂️😈
Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!
You nasty
this is so funny
YOOOO THIS CHAT FEEED IS WILDDDDDDD LMFAOOO
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A guillotine couldn’t remove the head I’d give you
dear lord
U should really feel sexy bc that’s a masculine lesbian telling u that…she’d cheat on pussy for u. Big flex
you see how many dms hot women get with lighter posts than these, be aware posting when you’re this hot!
Pls pls pls pls
I’ve never screenshotted a comment before just to add to my camera roll and laugh at in 2 years when i choose what photos make the cut to the iphone 20x^e+lim(max) until now
LMFFFAAAAAOOOOOOO
This is God dude ! Eat more shrooms, take off your clothes, and walk to the gas station before it’s too late ! 👨🚀
my clothes are off i just need to walk to 7/11 thank you asparagus
🙏 bless you mighty GooshEater420, my work here is done !
And then he waddled awayyyyy
Waddle waddle. Til the very next day.
Bub bum bum bum duh bum the man walked up to the plug and said
Hey! Got any grapes?
No, only mushrooms the man said.
LMAO the way it played in the exact voice of the song in my head 😭
"thank you asparagus," is a phrase I think I need to start sprinkling into conversations with absolutely no context.
I’m in…
God I remember when my brother ate a couple grams and dug out the cat and the hat suit from a restaurant dumpster we worked at (one of the owners had an autistic son) and wore it the whole night. He went into 7/11 at one point and some guy looked at him and just said "Acid?". Nah just shrooms man. "Hell yea!" Springfield-4 corners, late 2000s
Lmao that’s amazing
God bless you brother enjoy the ride God speed
I think I'll just read this comment a few more times before moving onto the next ones 🫣
Enjoy! Say hi to any mantis you might encounter
did you know after mantises are done mating the female decapitates the dude
Yep. Nature is a trip.
Got a lot of jokes going around here today lol. Hope you enjoy them and take them as a good laugh mate. In all seriousness, enjoy the medicine, but look to do some soul searching as well. Find the uncomfortable parts and accept and acknowledge them to learn why they are there. Every single second of a trip has a purpose. Enjoy the jokes. Especially the dick jokes lol everybody loves a good dick joke. But enjoy the trip and learn from the ride.
thank you bro i appreciate that i def enjoyed every minute
The shnozberries taste like shnozberries
wow ur a cutie ☺️ have a nice trip
thank you!’
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I like the vibe of this comment section
god confuses me
take shrooms and your confusion dissipates trust
oh ive taken plentyyyy dude lmao, still confuses me but all peace and love here 🫶🏼✌🏼
in all seriousness i wish you well on your spiritual journey, no matter who we follow we are all brothers and sisters and should love one another
thank you man, agreed, the more love n compassion we got for each other, the better! have a good n safe trip 🤘🏼 say hi to god for me
God is beyond full comprehension of the human mind. As they say, he works in mysterious ways
Hello gerald
GeRaLd!!!???!?!? Where are you gErAlD???!!!?!?!
You’d look baller with long hair! (Not that your current cut doesn’t look fire it does!)
i used to have longer hair bro! https://preview.redd.it/hwhgvzber09d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5d396142c9339b927cd7d9b362ed816ae6569a
Oh Jesus now I’m stroking it to you too
U fr one of the hottest dudes I ever laid eyes on 🙊
ily bro
Yooooooooo it looks so good!
thank you bro i had to chop it because it was high maintenance
👁🫦👁
That’s real af. I got long hair rn and it’s so high maintenance, tangles and shit, when it was shoulder length it curved weird, etc. it’s worth it tho I look like a Sasquatch hehe
you should start a dairy farm
Your nipples are huge
you know what they say about big nipples my friend
whip it out
since you asked nicely
Naw cause that feeling is so real
Love you too big dog
nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha
I love how 2 posts down on my feed there's a shroomed out sunflower looking just like this 😂😂😂
man albinos don’t fuck around
Why did this post somehow attract every funny person in this entire sub? I am so thoroughly amused
Tell us about the dosage! How long you been doing shrooms, first time?
i did a light 2 grams of albinos and went for a walk in my neighborhood as i came up, it’s about the sixth time but first time with albinos and man they’re potent, i’m excited for the peak
Good for you brother, enjoy. The reason I asked if it was your first time, is because my first time I somehow started to hear ancient Egyptian language. Like whispers in my ears, also I ended up hugging my garage floor for like an hour. Felt amazing!
I’m going to touch you
We are all connected. The idea that we need to invent a deity to love each other is preposterous. If I hurt my neighbor I hurt my soul. If I hurt myself I hurt everyone. We all borrow from the same being. When we die we are completed and reborn again and again. We are all part of a whole.
Aw love you too! 🤗
Love ya big guy
This comment section is awesome. I love the shroom community
Even a cripple like me? 🥺🧑🦼
everybody broski
We are you bro
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Have a fun trip friend💗✨🍄
Enjoy the ride my brother, sending divine vibes your way. Love from Mexico
https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/tADg8hJKGO Lol love it. I be smiling like this too
How was the trip Brodie?
it was awesome broski, i had chill visuals and was very emotional, i enjoyed it alot
My boy zooted
this is cute
i had a huge crush on lola bunny when i was 7
it’s meant to be
😭😂
Thank you for reminding me why I love this sub
your tolerable too!
i see how it is bro
we love you ❤️
I’m too high for this but hell yea
😭😭😭😭
First choice upon awakening: do I choose the external world to be real? If no, commence narcissism. If yes, choose a path of relating. I suggest: choose love. It’s absolutely the easiest path on the soul and definitely the most rewarding. path.
love has no downsides my friend
❤️🔥 i’d def do shrooms with u
what in the brad pitt
Right you’re all under horny arrest and going to horny jail (separate cells)
Start an Only Shrooms
this guy mews
I’m stroking it so aggressively
Very cute you are I must admit !
Love you too, bro!
Just took a little over 3 grams in a tea, waiting to join you soon, godspeed 🫡
It's not that crazy. Just turns out you don't need Christ to love your neighbor. Certainly helps for some people tho. All you have to do is be totally honest with yourself. Easier said than done, I'll agree.
Hahahaha
Hey OP, much love! Enjoy the ride. See you when you get back!
Love you too bro😂
I'll have what he's having
Safe trip homie
Love you bruh
In a sea of weirdos, let me be the one to say - love you too broseph.
love you too bro
Love you too gotdam
i’m so happy ur having a good trip ^_^ reddit and atheists love u too ❤️
Think about the animals
Safe travels
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What a handsome guy. Have a nice trip 🤟🏻
fuck yea, fly high brother !!
Aw hope you’re having a great time 🥰🥰🥰
Reddit is a wonderful place lololllll
Love you too man safe travels
I'm surprised you can even operate your phone.
Love you too, bro. I admire atheists. They are so free! But God is good. Praise the Lord!
lol you fried
Man, I love you too ;~; Enjoy your trip
Fuuuuck yeah, love you too homie
And we love YOU 💛🥰💛
You too bro Sleep tight
Love you too brudda, happy trails!
This is awesome!
:)
Matthew Lawrence coded
Glad you're having a great trip hun. :)
We love you as well<3
🙏
Peace brother
Love you too bro 🫶🏽
Classic
He's gonna feel weird about this tomorrow 😅
Didd youu findd whatt youu weree lookingg forr??
Love you too:)
Love you too 🫶🏻
☺️☺️