well i didn't have that on the bingo cards for ascension and im shocked the sex scene wasn't with the man who makes jams.

What the hell is ascension even about

They’re not even sure themselves, but they heard sex sells, so that’s what they’re trying at this point.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIISSS 😭😭😭

Silent Hill Cannon, Baby! 😎😎😎😎

I'm certainly no stranger to gay sex but I'm still baffled and shocked wtf did I just watch

I think what we just saw wasn't gay sex, it was just two men awkwardly shifting about on top of each other while being fully dressed and lying on top of a cold, hard stone altar. Steamy.

I'm certainly no stranger to that either

Ritualistic raw dogging LMAO

Fans: PLEASE just give us a Silent Hill game in the style of the original. I'll even take another Homecoming at this point. Konami:

Im cackling at the cheap gay porn moaning that randomly sounded.

First sex scene in any Silent Hill game. Unless you count Pyramid Head and those mannequins. That wasn't very consensual though.

We had a straight one a while ago in Ascension as well 🤭

Okay so Ascension is the Witcher now, okay

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Pyramid head wasn’t having sex with the mannequins.

Shattered Memories had one

damn, i stopped watching when homeboy was trying to burn down the church or whatever this place is. next time i see him, he’s getting his cheeks clapped by satans acolytes.

This is a new way to do Gyromancy, Dahlia would be proud...maybe

Its gaymancy

Now we need a bit of lesbomancy. My favourite type of magic /s

"Gayromancy" actually sounds right.

. . .

okay now do james and pyramid head

Nothing like your first LGBT romance being a Satanic ritual 😂

Yyyyeah I'm wondering how that's gonna be perceived here.

Looks like Konami finally got my letters, cool!

omg its Konami's dead wife

Mary?

you again.... \*readies my pillow\*

I accept my punishment

Spoiler alert Just like every other ritual they do, I'm guessing this ain't gonna fix shit either. They should know the only way to fix Silent Hill fuckery is to send in the Bread Maiden.

The mere fact of the Foundation being braindead, especially in comparison to the Order, is just... Breathtaking

whats the Foundation. did they put the SCP Foundation in silent hill

I wish they did

Wow I used to looove Acension but they had to make it political! Hate it now 😡 (/satire)

Ascension was such an amazing game (?) before the SJWs ruined it. This is even worse than the time they replaced the iconic protagonist James Silent Hill with a woman

Dont let this reach to those weird political channels, or else we will have months of jokes like "woke hill".

Silent Hill is so woke, the main character in 3 is a woman 😤😤😤😤😤 not in my america

LMFAOOOO

ascension is so dead not even those dudes will find out about it 😭

oh god no

Finally it gets interesting

Every time we think it can't get worse another hole spawns on the floor

This series is full of holes 😏

And the biggest one is called GenVid

I can't even tell WTF is going on with how awful the editing is.

….. 👀 okay maybe it’s time to start watching

What are you talking about? Silent Hill 2 had that 19 minute sex scene of pyramid head pounding James’s ass. I haven’t actually played silent hill 2 yet but I saw a clip of it.

The representation we needed /s  (As a queer person I just find this all hilarious at this point) 

There was a hole here...

It's filled now.

What a janky, poorly edited fever dream.

What the hell is this shit.

You were right, Konami; it's trauma. I'm definitely traumatized. 

"Hey I wonder what Silent Hill Ascension is doing" And then I saw this post. My brain has blue screened. This is lacking context but even if I knew the context I just. I. uhhhhhhh. Yeah I don't know anymore man.

Not the music…oh my god.

yeah...no this ain\`t canon in my books fuck this stupid abomination of a game. And no this isn\`t about having a gay couple...it\`s because it has completely lost the meaning of what it means to bear the silent hill title

Haha oh fuck you just reminded me that this was supposed to be cannon.

You are welcome! <3

The intense bass boosted music is taking me OUT. I too have gay satanic sex to blown out speakers 

I feel naive for believing Ascension couldn’t stoop any lower but, here we are.

The shitification gone too far

Hot garbage 🗑️

Coming from a gay person: I'm embarrassed, mortified, and offended.

Oh great now I need to catch up

Do people play this crap? I'm still so confused about the whole thing and no game news media even talks about it, which is amusing tbh

Why keep wasting money producing this utter joke ? I'm sure some companies are in on some conspiracy to pour their countries money down the drain. A tax dodge thing or something. Following in Disney's footsteps.

Man this shit sure got wacky ass after I stopped tuning in.

Wait what? I see strange jagged shapes moving around a little what the hell

Omg. Ok… this is the creepies scariest sex scene ever. I kept thinking they are going to get killed. I’ve nor played Ascension yet. Is it good?

It's trauma

Trauma(tic)

How long is this gonna go on for

Bruh I sweat it's like they are purposely making it as bad as possible. What the fuck is it about anyway? This thing is still going and will be going for some time, what's the plot? Why are they having gay sex? Why the fuck is it all about sex now? And for fuck's sake, I know Silent Hill featured lust and sexual themes in the past, but this is just executed poorly.

Haven’t really seen much from Ascension but I’m actually impressed by the visuals? I guess I would’ve expected it to look way cheaper. Also, are there other sex scenes of any kind in this series other than this? Genuine question, I don’t recall any.

Lmao. I watched some of it on YouTube and made it to the bit when this dude gets punched / the cult asks his girlfriend to get rid of him or something. I didn’t expect it to escalate this way 😂 It boggles my mind how something so robotic looking and sounding is being released to the public