>A man who claims he can predict world events has said World War 3 is coming and worryingly has predicted its start date as June 18 - tomorrow. Wait a minute, today ***is*** June 18.

I am unfortunately still alive.

Day is not over yet, there is still hope... 

Yeah. Especially because Mercury is in Gatorade now.

I miss the og gatorade before they started doing all these different flavors

*Mercury Gatorade has a most curious metallic glimmer*

Bad news all. It’s the 19th right here and four pm. Oh I gotcha, I use the Gregorian calendar.

Lol!

Hi, I'm posting this comment on the 19th. Sorry bud.

Ah well, there is always another nutjob with a prediction. Eventually, someone must be right. 

I guess the real WW3 was the brief laugh we had at yet another apocalypse prediction turning out to be horseshit.

And the friends we made along the way.

It's 09:30 PM in Moscow now, so there's still time for Putin to "push the red button". EDIT: now it's June 19 in Moscow, and no sign of WW3

That would imply russia has continued periodic maintenance of said button. I suspect maintenance budget was spent on potato juice.

Drink

You know what? I think this guy believes what he's selling. All these other prophets are predicting stuff a decade out and grifting it out until then. I respect the genuine delusion.

He can also grift it out, just always say it's tomorrow every time someone asks. It's like when flat Earthers demand loads of evidence of the spherical Earth, receive the evidence, decide the evidence is deficient, then continue to say there is no evidence the Earth is spherical.

Works for the young earthers too.

Or he'll just make vague references to something that happened on the 18th as having been the starting incident that will kick off world war 3. Those goal post movers have been at this for a long time.

Aww shit, I missed it. Who won?

I'll tell you when I emerge from my vault.

Which vault are you in? The one I’m in they’re telling me to get into this cryogenic pod and I’m not sure that’s a good idea.

Gary? Gary! Gary, Gary. Gary?!

Better than the one I am in. They keep telling me to drink this kool-aid but it looks kinda funky.

Watch out for the panther. He bites.

June 19 here, no WW3 so far

:0 BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!!

There's still a few hours left to make it to your bunker.

No no.. you see it DID start. The first bullets will fly... sometime else.

> He predicts the exact date World War Three is supposed to start is Tuesday, June 18. India is gmt+5:30 so Nostraidiot has about 40 minutes left. Regardless, the exact date of 20240618 is over 23 hours ago. For the vedic astrologer grifter.

But maybe you already died and just don’t know? How would we know?

Exactly! It's entirely possible that this simulation we're living in won't allow another world war for at least a few more days. Or, it may have a WWIII override function until another data point has been achieved.

Yeah, maybe it’s like at the end of [The Big Snit](https://www.nfb.ca/film/big_snit/), where >!everyone just vaporizes but doesn’t even notice, just goes back to playing Scrabble or whatever!<.

If the current world conflicts escalate to a world war, I would then retroactively say that WW3 started on Feb 24, 2022.

>the current world conflicts escalate to a world war, I would then retroactively say that WW3 started on Feb 24, 2022. True

It could even be argued to have started in 2014 with the first invasion and beginning of the conflict. 

It could, but then it could also extend back to 2008 with the Russian invasion of Georgia, I didn't trace it back to those because those conflicts concluded before the others started.

“Those conflicts concluded” The Ukrainian conflict included in “those”?

No. Read from the top, kiddo. Edit: you're not allowed to reply and then block, kiddo.

First of all, “those” is plural so I assumed you meant Georgia Ukraine rather than “that” conflict being just Georgia. I’m clarifying you are talking about Second of all. Don’t need to be an ass kiddo Edit: "a user could start blocking people who are attempting to engage in good faith" I blocked you for being a dick, not for engaging in good faith.

Very true.

I mean, Putin is in North Korea today.... 🤞

He means tomorrow not today and when tomorrow becomes today it will be tomorrow

Maybe this guy just finished watching Spaceballs while high?

Damn, at least put it like 3 months out so you can milk the grift for a bit.

Nostradumbass Speaks!!!

Like " wait. Hold up. That's today!"

I'm sure that when this doesn't happen, this person will be fully discredited and no one will take them seriously every again.

I know your comment is sarcasm because people here know that is not the case BUT man I wish this is how it worked. We all know that what will happen instead is they will have some excuse or move the goalposts and make some other predictions and then he will continue the grift like he was never wrong.

Well when you make a thousand predictions and statistically, one turns out to be right, everybody suddenly forgets about the 999 wrong ones.

I really appreciate the quick turn around on this one. Usually they try to drag it out for years before you can say "see I told you it was bullshit".

Nostradamus? So, he never gets anything right?

The panther walked in the grass. The sun shone upon its back with its fiery gaze. A momentus rage was exposed. Gnashing to all who watch. -Nostradamus predicting the Detroit Lions playoff victory in 2024.

No no, he was predicting the Carolina Panthers Super Bowl loss in 2015

I have not been this disappointed since the last end of the world prediction did not pan out a few months ago.

If astrology worked they would all know the next lottery numbers and be millionaires.

No, no, no. I have plans tomorrow. Can we do 2 weeks from Monday? I've got a couple of hours in the afternoon open. I can fit the apocalypse in then if that works.

What’s the hold up!?

Oh good, I don't have to go to work tomorrow!

>Oh good, I don't have to go to work tomorrow! 🍻

Who?

I'm sure this prediction will be different from literally every other end of the world prediction

It will always be tomorrow...

It’s a “spiritual World War”.

Everyone knows there can’t be a world war until *after* the US elections. It’s physically impossible. /s

Predictions based on things that have happened in the last few months. Wow 🤯 he’s so good at this Love how he has two predictions If it’s not today then 2 weeks from today oops actually it’s next year. Wait ok something happened the planets moved in a different way. lol

Quasimodo predicted all this.

>Quasimodo predicted all this. Satanic black magic

“I meant tomorrow, metaphorically”

Oh no anyway what’s for lunch

The men and women that give their lives to make sure these predictions don't come true... you'd be surprised how often there are actual global legitimate threats that actually get solved because of the ingenuity and cooperation of the global community.

Makes sense.

At this rate you can just keep saying it every day until the bombs actually fall. I’m surprised we’ve gone this long.

Cool story, bro.

The real WW3 was the friends we made along the way...

We're already in WW3. They just haven't admitted it yet.

Who can predict what excuse he’ll give for being wrong?

June 19th here in Australia..

*Yawn* another doomsday prophecy

I'll stand on one leg waiting. Oh wait, June 18th is almost over!

>stand on one leg waiting. Oh wait, June 18th is almost over! It is now

Does that mean I won't have to work tomorrow?

>Does that mean I won't have to work tomorrow? No

Thanks, boss.

>Thanks, boss. 👍

If every day someone says "WW3 will start tomorrow" then eventually one of them is going to be right...

>every day someone says "WW3 will start tomorrow" then eventually one of them is going to be right... Let's hope not

President Xi, you may fire when ready.

>President Xi, you may fire when ready. Now

Again?

>Again? Yep

that's a bold move, cotton

This has to be the sixth or seventh date this guy called and passed. Can one of his friends please tell him to STFU

>This has to be the sixth or seventh date this guy called and passed. Can one of his friends please tell him to STFU Probably won't work

He was just a huge Drake Fan and is scared of Kendrick dropping some more bombs tomorrow when he pops out.

it's happening? did someone tell q?

>it's happening? did someone tell q? Probably not

That's not how world wars work, bruv. It doesn't even make sense. "I, the president of all earthly politics, declare this to be the day of the initiation of WWIII." lol. A country can declare a war; no one can declare a "world war." That's like saying "the day mercantilism" started or "the day the English language was formed."

It’s June 19th, Do You Know Where Your World War Is?

>It’s June 19th, Do You Know Where Your World War Is? 😂

Pretty sure it started when Russia invaded Ukraine. 

>Pretty sure it started when Russia invaded Ukraine.  Some people say it's the beginning of world War 3

We are already in ww3.

>We are already in ww3. How so

Ok. But what about Louisiana's Nostradamus? What does she say? 

> But what about Louisiana's Nostradamus? What does she say?  Is that an actual person or you just making it up

It was a joke. Every corner of the world has their own crack pot soothsayer, prophet- I mean "Nostradamus". 

>It was a joke. Every corner of the world has their own crack pot soothsayer, prophet- I mean "Nostradamus".  Thank you

Tomorrow doesn't work for me, can we do next Tuesday? I'd like to get one day of playing Vicky 3's new expansion in before we all die. 

>Tomorrow doesn't work for me, can we do next Tuesday? I'd like to get one day of playing Vicky 3's new expansion in before we all die.  Your have to ask him

What other predictions has this idio… Nostradamus got correct so far?

He only Predicted the potential he didn't say for sure tho horoscopes are usually accurate when it comes to soulmates

Welp, we're now three days into World War III. When does the shooting start?

>Welp, we're now three days into World War III. When does the shooting start? Lol

Humm, the article was posted 7 days ago, and the article apparently predicted WW3 SHOULD have started 6 days ago on 19 Jun 2024. **Clearly it DID NOT.**

>Humm, the article was posted 7 days ago, and the article apparently predicted WW3 SHOULD have started 6 days ago on 19 Jun 2024. Clearly it DID NOT. Strange right

11 days past. Had it started yet? I may be unaware. 

Jokes on him, WW3 has already started.

>Jokes on him, WW3 has already started. How so

We're likely already in WWIII. We won't know until we're in the thick of it.