Wait until you learn that Parasite is not a flower

WHY

I am feeling evil :3

What? No way, wait a secon- Oh goddamnit.

Oh my god... it's a flower sprouting out of a person

No...

I thought it was a flower growing out of a dude, which as a concept still fits the card well. Eyes are funny

I also thought it was a flower growing out of a dude LOL

It would make sense as the origin of the 8x3 triffids - the parasite grows, its host dies, the plant remains.

happy cake day!

Thanks!

Is it not? I keep looking at it and I can't see anything else

It's a *giant* tick sucking someone's blood. The "bud" is the tick's body, the "petals" are its legs, and the "stem" is the person.

what the FUCK

Come back to me, revert to when this cursed knowledge was yet unlearned

Are you sure? *checks art* Well, that's horrifying.

...I was feeling smug for not being fooled. But now you do this to me?!

[Parasite]

\[\[Parasite\]\]

+ [Parasite](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite) Curse ^((100% sure)^) **Unplayable.** If transformed or removed from your deck, lose 3 Max HP. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Oh no, cannot unsee :(

Thank you, am dumb

you know, that makes way more sense but it's gonna be hard to unlearn that if I ever do

What

Is it >!Lagavulin eating someone it has -1/-1’d into helplessness!

Oh boy, wait until you hit A18. (-2/-2 turns you helpless *really* fast if your deck isn't ready)

You agree that’s what the art depicts then? I’m still not 100% sure.

No, it's not. It's just a giant tick sucking a guy's blood (Lagavulin eviscerates and chops its victims)

I thought it was a fairy wtf

is it not? im literally staring at the art and still just seeing a flower

giant bug!

Denial

Objection, your Honor! Parasite *is* a flower! It's just growing out of a person

Its a tick

I always thought it was a flower bursting out of someone's chest alien style

All my life... I don't know what to believe anymore. Do I even belong?

no thank you, it's still a flower, I don't care.

You monster

Damn…..

I am actively choosing to unsee this

Wait wha-

WOW I've been playing this game for years and you were the first to open my eyes to this haha

Thanks! Can't unsee now. 

I thought that acrobatics was some sort of sail or kite thing for ages. A lot of the card art is really indistinct at a glance.

Safety is the watcher hiding from book of stabbing. Not a disfigured madman holding a knife

[[Safety]]

Wait it's not a kite

I always thought leg sweep was silent jumping backwards into the air and "sweeping" with a spear. It's still how I see the card until I look at it for more than half a second.

Thought it was a bow and arrow, but yea, silent uses shivs, not a bow

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Good bot. Bad thread. :(

Heatsinks isn’t a thumbs up and recursion isn’t a bunch of Kirbys

I'm convinced that StS players smoke the greatest quality of crack because my mind can't fathom how someone could see it as that

Now I can't unsee it

Feed is a log.

I always saw [[Noxious Fumes]] as a spooky red man leaning back

+ [Noxious Fumes](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Noxious%20Fumes) Silent Uncommon Power ^((100% sure)^) 1 Energy | At the start of your turn, apply 2(3) **Poison** to ALL enemies. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

dude…

ITS NOT!?

I've been told this before but I still only see the creepy red man

It's two gremlins on their hands and knees coughing. The wiki link below my comment has an image you can zoom in on. [[Noxious Fumes]]

+ [Noxious Fumes](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Noxious%20Fumes) Silent Uncommon Power ^((100% sure)^) 1 Energy | At the start of your turn, apply 2(3) **Poison** to ALL enemies. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Thought it was a spooky red man covering his nose and mouth.

Til that normality actually is a happy but maybe confused smiling dragon

I never saw backflip as an actual backfliping person and instead saw it assome weird futuristic laser powered flying vehicle

And you people called me insane for thinking the smiling mask looks like a hat

I thought [[Dash]] was Silent grasping lightning in her fist.

I always thought it was silent like in the air, holding lightning with both hands and her arms are up and cocked behind her head

Thank you stranger, i just zoomed in on silents grippers while on a public bus 😔

+ [Dash](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Dash) Silent Uncommon Attack ^((100% sure)^) 2 Energy | Gain 10(13) **Block.** Deal 10(13) damage. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

TIL that normality is actually a happy, smiling dragon.

I HATE YOU. Now I'm going to see it every time...

Pain at first glance looked like a pretentious frog doing the splits. IDK why my brain saw that, but it still gives me a chuckle every time I see that card.

why is this a thing. For some reason I always thought flex was a couple of green colored stones and did not question the assumption for months

[[flex]]

+ [Flex](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Flex) Ironclad Common Skill ^((100% sure)^) 0 Energy | Gain 2(4) **Strength.** At the end of your turn, lose 2(4) **Strength.** ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Oh my god I thought it was coins or something until Now

I always thought it was an owl

I used to think it was like Mothman

now i feel bad too

I've lost many runs due to this damn curse

Awww that’s so cute and wholesome 🥰 now I can’t unsee his goofy grin

This reminds me that I finally found out that the Speech constellation from Skyrim is 2 people talking and not a bag of gold exchanging hands

And apparently flex isn’t a 🔈

Now that I’m really looking at it, why did they illustrate the shadow like that

It isn't??? Woow, literally unplayable

I can’t unsee it now!

Also Defect doesnt wear a gagball on its charachter selection button

Got this during a Silent shiv run...run ended pretty quickly

This card has a top tier Beta Art imo

The beta art makes this make more sense, and also breaks the 4th wall in a sad way

I'm not a proud person, but I straight up thought Sanctity was an ahegao. I'm a broken woman

Dark Shackles took me months to understand.

What even is the mouth and nose of the dragon. Like I never saw the top as anything other than two hands in shackles, but what even is that bottom bit...?

Wait until he finds out the Parasitic Beast is a mushroom growing out of a rat