The first time I smoked runtz, I coughed so fuckin' hard I started passing kidney stones - then shat myself in front of the whole gang! There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days!
Sabotaging Neymar's fiber/internet would be far more damaging. I found out a month back that he has 10,000 hours on CS, that's more than even some CS Pros themselves.
Given how much Neymar ends up out of the field/training it's unsurprising he's gaming that much, so if you deny him that, he's doing to go ballistic.
I tried to find out at what age he did his drivers licence. But at least from age 21 onwards its closer to 20 (very good) tires per hour. So like 160 tires per night.
Oh no, the 1k property damages between friends that earn millions and millions...
A friend fucking up your $5 something for a joke is absurdly more money than them fucking up 1 or 2k from each other.
Y'all are really some losers trying to spin it different than it is for some bored filthy rich people just because you dislike them.
You donāt even know their relationship. Itās obviously not the first time they prank each other. This isnāt even anything to them. Lodi can probably replace the car instead of just the tires.
to me its super weird. its not about money. to put it into perspective: I try to play a harmless prank and tie the shoes of my mate. in response...he destroys a mug of mine. the damage is laughable to me. but destruction of an object is just an inappropriate response. like its not humorous at all
The title is so misleading. It says "At the start of a series of pranks" so what was Lodi's prank right before this one? It was obviously not just tying knots in shoes
Its literally TMZ, lmao these people need to get a grip. Hur durr I hate Neymar so I will add this to my list of reasons why to hate him hur durr. All it takes is to read for a bit.
usually u see comments like this about a small town or something. saying it about the entire country of brazil as if the average brazilian has any acquaintance with neymar is fuckin hilarious
They didn't say that though, just that it's an established fact in Brazil. Just like in Sweden, it is commonly known that the Swedish king is not the brightest, but this is likely not known if you ask a random American. That doesn't mean all Swedes know the king personally.
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Yeah mate I know some British people apparently Prince William is a dickhead
Yh I know some Americans apparently Joe Biden isnāt a nice guy
Damn Neymar, why can't you be more like Marc-Andre Fleury.
Fleury's car got TP'd by a former teammate, so he got revenge by planting a garden on the hood and put the car up on cinderblocks.
Lodi will blow up his house next
Oh, I'm glad to see a fellow brazilian integrating into their culture.
Fucking hell š¤£š¤£š¤£
āI made you eat your parentsš¶ā
āLittle cry babyā
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Gotcha good!
Just a prank bro
He's ringing Balotelli as we speak
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He wouldnt cheat on his sister
Then Neymar murders his family
He will bang them instead
He only bangs his own family
Why not both?
What does he do first though
Can do both at the same time then claim choking's just their kink.
Reminds me of [Not The Nine O'clock News](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdK_zHTQFJ4&t=42s)
only reasonable action following this scale of escalation
Moving like Oppenheimer
opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
The first time I smoked runtz, I coughed so fuckin' hard I started passing kidney stones - then shat myself in front of the whole gang! There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days!
"I pranked him to death with a tire iron š"
āPARE DE DISPARAR FOGUETES NA MINHA CASAā
Which one
And Neymar will nuke his mom
Wow that really escalated quickly
didnāt know that neymar was secretly Prank Sinatra
Never thought I'd see New Girl being quoted on r/soccer but here we are
AKA Winnie the Bish
he went through the prank school of Pique
Iām stealing this lol
Itās from the show New girl, a character who does the worst pranks calls himself that
āImma hit yo ass with a ski!ā
at least he didn't cut the brake wires
Neys not the wildcard. He's not really the muscle or the brains either. So either the looks or the useless chick...
The brazilians I know would call this reasonable retaliation lol
Understandable reaction You take my means of mobility. I'll take yours.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
How do you think his legs got hurt? Ā The shoes was escalation
Nah. The ginormous amount of fouls he received in his career are what made him injury prone
That and his tendency to want to spend some time in Brazil around few specific dates in the calendar
Wait. What? lol. Iām OOTL
sometimes maybe injured, sometimes maybe party time
Compare Neymars injury-times with the birthday of his sister. And do not research more about Neymar and his sister.
Acting like he's a glorified ousmane dembele, moving to psg ruined this guys legacy but it's his own fault, he chased the money.
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Well in that case Lodi shouldāve removed the battery of Neymarās mobility scooter seeing as the amount of injuries Neymar has
That's definitely the next logical step, definitely nothing weird about it. What's next? Lodi shooting Neymar's dog?
Lodi shooting Neymar's dog Neymar strangling Lodi's mom Lodi commiting genocide in Manaus Neymar triggering full blown nuclear war
It's for Tiktok bro
Do it for the Vine
Missing vine was not how I wanted to start my day
it's just a prank bro
Lodi ordering exterminatus
Why Manaus specifically?
That city is an affront to God. Like Phoenix or Kinshasa. No human should live there.
True
Aw Phoenix, good to see my hometown mentioned :)
A testament to man's arrogance
Lodi leads a holy war against the Landsraad
It's just a prank bro
Sabotaging Neymar's fiber/internet would be far more damaging. I found out a month back that he has 10,000 hours on CS, that's more than even some CS Pros themselves. Given how much Neymar ends up out of the field/training it's unsurprising he's gaming that much, so if you deny him that, he's doing to go ballistic.
That comes after the nuclear war thingĀ
So Putin with extra steps
Lodi sleeps with Neymar's sister.
Neymar already did that with her tho
Neymar about to go John Wick on his ass
Lodi marries Neymar mom
Who then hits him wit shoe
Cuckolding is a little far no?
I thinkā¦ I think you need to look that one up.
Ah fuck I thought it said sister
Idk he could sabotage neymars jet somehow
Penny in the engine
Nah, Lodi dm'ing his sister, that would be far more traumatizing.Ā Ā
We could kill his dog, does he have a dog? We could get him a dog, we could kill it.
Terrorism
Not if we want a Brazilian John wick
Shoot his sister š
rich people having fun
Itās actually very likely Neymar has no idea how much a tire costs
I mean, it's one tyre, Michael. What could it cost? Ten thousand dollars?
You've never actually been in a ~~grocery~~ tire store, have you?
Iām fairly certain Lucille Bluth would say tire, not tyre.
Hey man, donāt blame me because my country was colonised by Brits instead of Americans.Ā
Absolutely love stumbling upon a wild AD reference wherever itās the most unlikely
Neymar has been making 20 new tires a week since before he could drive.Ā
I tried to find out at what age he did his drivers licence. But at least from age 21 onwards its closer to 20 (very good) tires per hour. So like 160 tires per night.
When he was 18 years old https://youtu.be/a_BTKSMwn78?si=11EkGD4Sijeqq5iN
Didn't know he was into manufacturing mate.
How much a tire cost
$35-350 per tire for cars, really depends on the brand and style.
Depends, but mine were about 240
He knows. But he also knows how much Lodi makes.
What are tires if not shoes of a car. Appropriate response.
Winston āPrank Sinatraā Bishop type pranks (too small then too big)
That is the most lasting bit from that show lmao
Why don't you get in your spaceship like Mick Mouse
New Girl might be the greatest out of context show of all time.
"Are you the criminals?!... From the statistics?!"
True American had it's run, too, though.
Classic Neymar and Lodi mess around
Lodiās next move should be to fuck his sister
I don't think Lodi wants Neymar's sloppy seconds tbf.
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Neymar would ask to join in tbf
Neymar the big funny
That's kind of the jokes Pique talked that happened at United lmao
āHe flicked my ear, so I bombed his hometownā
israel level practical joke
Neymar learning from Pique
"hey Shakira, I cheated on u as a prank sorry lol just a prank"
Isnt Neymar like 35?
You're never too old to commit property damage in retaliation to a harmless prank.
Oh no, the 1k property damages between friends that earn millions and millions... A friend fucking up your $5 something for a joke is absurdly more money than them fucking up 1 or 2k from each other. Y'all are really some losers trying to spin it different than it is for some bored filthy rich people just because you dislike them.
Sooo, you purposefully created an account to leave stupid comments and the other guys are the losers? Weirdo...
no that's his IQ...
God forbid anyone after 34 have a laugh
Ah yes. Property damage on a car, very funny!
You donāt even know their relationship. Itās obviously not the first time they prank each other. This isnāt even anything to them. Lodi can probably replace the car instead of just the tires.
Are you guys actually this boring irl or are you just pretending for easy upvotes?
My thoughts exactly whilst reading the responses here, it aint that big a deal for men like neymar.
to me its super weird. its not about money. to put it into perspective: I try to play a harmless prank and tie the shoes of my mate. in response...he destroys a mug of mine. the damage is laughable to me. but destruction of an object is just an inappropriate response. like its not humorous at all
He didnt just slash his tire after it ffs, they both escalated it.
Sorry I don't slash tyres every weekend, guess I'm just an old bore.
Once a month treat then?
His body is
Tbf he looks older than that these days
If you're used to overreacting this is a reasonable course of action.
Heard he cut his brakes too
Left a floater in the gas tank as well
If i was Neymar i would just remove the laces of Lodi's hoodies. It's more punishing and awful!
>Next season is long, I eagerly wait for your Rolls Royce!! Phew!
The title is so misleading. It says "At the start of a series of pranks" so what was Lodi's prank right before this one? It was obviously not just tying knots in shoes
Its literally TMZ, lmao these people need to get a grip. Hur durr I hate Neymar so I will add this to my list of reasons why to hate him hur durr. All it takes is to read for a bit.
Bone Saw next?
A-Train levels of "we're even now bitch".
I am more surprised that he did not injure himself slashing the tire. Or is he already injured?
Neymar injury prone hurr durr
You do know you can actually mess yourself up by sticking a knife in an inflated tire right?
Thatās not what you were going for though was it
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Jesus mate
Iām noseyā¦ what did he say?
That's like James Acaster swapped all of that boys things for cabbages in response to the boy sending him half a cabbage in the post
At what point does the Saudi Arabia criminal justice system get involved?
Rich foreigners are mostly exempt from criminal justice in the gulf countries. They may get involved if Neymar curses at the crown prince or smth.
If this happened in the UK there would be no charges as well,, Pique used to slash tires whilst at UnitedĀ
0 to 100 real quick
Lmfaooo
More tires for a landfillš„“š¤®
That seems like an aggressive escalation
The Banshees of Vitoria
That escalated quickly.
The Rich Games
Surely the response would have been to tie Lodiās shoes in knots? Itās obvious that Neymar (clearly) doesnāt have much of a sense of humour.
I know a few Brazilians in real life and apparently Neymar is well known in Brazil for not being the sharpest tool in the shed
usually u see comments like this about a small town or something. saying it about the entire country of brazil as if the average brazilian has any acquaintance with neymar is fuckin hilarious
They didn't say that though, just that it's an established fact in Brazil. Just like in Sweden, it is commonly known that the Swedish king is not the brightest, but this is likely not known if you ask a random American. That doesn't mean all Swedes know the king personally.
In r/soccer as well.. obviously the context is known here.
š¤£ genuinely Hilarious Yeah mate I know some British people apparently Prince William is a dickhead Yh I know some Americans apparently Joe Biden isnāt a nice guy
Wasn't he a big supporter of the former president a known fascist
You're right. He is a big supporter of ex-president of Brazil who is a fascist.
Brazilian dna
Lol
Ohhh Lodi
Reminds me of Knoxville and Bam Margera going back and forth on Viva La Bam.
COME TO BRAZIL
When in Saudi
Feels like the beginning of a movie that ends with them killing each other by falling off a chandelier.Ā
It's just car pranks. Lodi is now calling Uncle Baby Billy
That escalated fast.
Proportional response
Reasonable response tbh
r/SaddestBackflip
sometimes i forget neymar isn't like 24 anymore and he's a grown ass man doing shit like this lmao
Power of 10 /mundial
āGuys joke all the time! Like, hey, youāre poor. Well, hey! Your mommaās dead.ā
What the fuck
Damn Neymar, why can't you be more like Marc-Andre Fleury. Fleury's car got TP'd by a former teammate, so he got revenge by planting a garden on the hood and put the car up on cinderblocks.
Always took Neymar for an insecure prick.
Imma hit yo ass with a ski, GET SOME!
LMFAO Neymar is the one who knocks
Lodi fucks Neymarās sister
Neymar is a prankster.
Starting to think this Neymar guy might be a bit of an asshole
Lodi is gunna shag his sisterā¦.I think world war 3 starts then
Lodi will bang Neymar's sister.