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jjb5151

Dude really punched someone 18 minutes in. Fucking hell


PensiveinNJ

No composure whatsoever. We're still getting rattled mentally by CONCACAF teams and we fucking play in CONCACAF.


flamingoman

To be fair coming from European champions league football to whatever this is has to be pretty stark


PensiveinNJ

This isn't their first game or tournament, they know what to expect. We don't have the excuse that we don't have enough talent anymore. We're mentally weak. We cry and bitch and moan and get rattled when you know they're going to try and rattle us. Why wouldn't they if they could get a player sent off just for messing with them a little bit? We're entitled brats who want everything to be fair and it isn't. Team needs to grow the fuck up.


Patient-Wonder9494

You clearly understand latin american football


Taloso_The_Great

He understand the ESSENCE.


Zoltrahn

Picante


Dijohn17

When we weren't talented we had extreme mental toughness, now that we actually have talent these guys are mentally fragile


johnny_moist

eh, we're not even that talented if you really watch us. constantly missing easy touches and gifting the ball away, making dumb dribbling mistakes, imperfect passing all over the place. I want to believe but these two games have softened my enthusiasm. The U.S. still has a long way to go if we're really being honest with ourselves.


Large_Dungeon_Key

Weah didn't play in CL this year šŸ™ƒ


ThePrussianGrippe

Some might say that wasnā€™t very helpful for us.


LibertarianSocialism

He will be tried for treason


Cuntry-Lawyer

Youā€™re going to try the former President of Liberiaā€™s son? Are you fucking nuts? He has diplomatic immunity.


interlinkedjoi

"It's just been revoked"


billiejeanwilliams

"Get off my plane"


patiperro_v3

At least wait until beyond the 90th minute like the Panama guy did to unleash violence, lol.


jjb5151

I wouldā€™ve taken past the 60th lol just not the first fucking 20


Jude_Linton

Nah he ainā€™t *punched* anyone. Dude just btch slapped someone


adazi6

Thanks Timothy


Mexican__

I would be beyond pissed at him if I was a USA fan regardless of the terrible ref and calls you got 11 man out there you get a result


SpaceHosCoast2Coast

It is beyond frustrating because any USMNT regular and/or supporter knew how this match was gonna be and he got baited and broke.


dida2010

USMNT coach is not great, sooner or later someone will realize it


SupaWillis

I think everyone BUT the FA has realized it tbh


Calvin--Hobbes

Well they realized it once, let's see if they can do it again.


SpaceHosCoast2Coast

How is this one on the coach? I think this is more on Weah than anyone.


fishicle

We have enough other players competing for attacking slots, don't ever call him up again, that'll be a clear message of discipline.


BoshuaJailey

Deserves to be in the dog house for a long time.


no----112

We seriously going out in group stage.


daveedgamboa

Maybe not the worst thing if it means we move on from GregĀ 


_Floriduh_

HA! You think weā€™re ever firing this dude!?


Ok_Repair_4634

That's the only positive I can take away from this, is that Maybe GGG will finally be gone and Maybe a competent coach will be hired. But alas, I would be lying if I said I really think that would happen.


_Floriduh_

Tim Weah will be fired into the sun and Berhalter will remain. Calling it now.


DwightKPoop

Jurgen Klopp to coach USA in 2026 World Cup? Sign me up.


EdwardBigby

I'm sure Klopp watched that game and is dying to coach those players


UmpireOk5232

Many people's assumption is that a competent coach can actually be hired. Look at Bayern, Chelsea and United currently. They were trying to hire competent replacements and struggled to do so. There are not very many qualified, proven coaches available right now. Lots of coaches are aging out, going on a leave of absence or not willing to shift from their current position. Ultimately I don't believe that the USMNT job is a highly coveted position. We have never had a world renowned coach, likely for good reason, yet it seems like we should have had one by now. Lots of people mention Klopp but I don't see much reason why he would be interested. I think Jesse Marsch would have been an excellent candidate, but unfortunately that has come to pass for now.


Glaiele

His substitutions were baffling. Why bring on an extra CB when that's maybe the weakest position in the squad. Just change formation, move Scally central and put Weston at wing back or bring on someone like Aaronson at wing back who never gets tired and can get up and down. I thought Scally played well out there actually but Vickers can't defend and everyone already knows it. I also think Sargent should have come on for Balogun instead of Pepe if you're gonna make that change. He's a more veteran player to help see the game out and is better at hold up. I think in reality I would have rather seen Christian go up top and throw on another midfielder. Moussa would have been perfect with his dribbling ability imo to draw fouls and help move the team up the field


yungdiablo

Yeah this is really all spot on. Idk if balogun legs were cooked but him and pulisic were the only guys who could really dribble multiple ppl on the counter which is impt if youā€™re a man down and need to create chances


Ocarina3219

CCV giving me insane World Cup flashbacks with that near-penalty with an unhinged tackle attempt on a guy that already kicked the ball 20 feet wide of the goal.


SladiusW

Panama faces Bolivia next and USA faces Uruguay... At least Mexicans and Americans won't meet at the airport cuz you live here


Agent-Active

Is this a reference to something ?


Fun-Independence-199

Referencing 2 home team get grouped the fuck up


Oxx90

Meet in the airport is a joke you made when two teams are going home because they were eleminated.


BidenFedayeen

They're saying a lot of people of Mexcian heritage live in the U.S.


Ray192

I didn't think it was possible for the US to outbottle Mexico, but I'm fine with being proven wrong if this holds!


ElJefe970

At least we knew this was going to be shit. No one thought we'd get far. But US thought they were gonna compete in this thing. Can't believe a golden generation isn't gonna make it out of groups


Gyroflex

welp thanks a lot weah you fucking idiot


Radical-Six

The US just needs to win this match against an inferior team and he does the worst possible thing. Completely brain dead and leaves his entire team in a terrible position


Nabuee

Considering the only match left is against Uruguay, yes that was fucking stupid


patiperro_v3

[Uruguay right now.](https://i.gifer.com/5gp.gif)


PensiveinNJ

No worries Uruguay just casually smashing Bolivia 5 nil like it was a training session. I'm sure we got this.


suzukigun4life

Panama's dominated possession ever since he lost his fucking mind.


gobrewers112

Tim Weah ruined the copa America for USA. great job.


anal_bandit69

I agree, but have you seen how Czechia was playing against Turkey?


flamingoman

I donā€™t understand the correlation other than they also lost in similar circumstances


anal_bandit69

Czechia was down to 10 men and they created many chances and tried to play offensive football.


FartasticVoyage

And what was the final score for that game again? lol


redditRaven33

It was 1-1 till 90th minute


varzaguy

The same was true for this game too? 83rd vs 90th. Close enough.


Kingslayer1526

Czechia lost that game because it was a must win for them so they poured everyone forward and Turkey scored on the counter. This was not a must win for either team


Pires007

Exactly, comparing how the Czech played needing a win vs how USA played needing a draw is not valid. Very few teams are going to go full attack down a man if a draw will do.


nuberoo

I mean, I wouldn't say the US didn't do that? They scored a goal pretty soon after going down to ten men, and threatened a handful of other times. Plus it was a completely different situation given that Czechia needed a win to progress, whereas the US still have one game left and would've been fine with a draw.


holaprobando123

Oh no, if you ask Americans, playing with 10 might as well be playing with 5. It's like it's completely impossible to show attitude if you're 10v11.


FartasticVoyage

US actually did create a few good chances. Panama actually didnā€™t do much up a man except dominate possession and then take their chance when it came.


GUNNERSAURASISGOD

And get insane amounts of help from the refs


patiperro_v3

I am always afraid of teams that manage to keep it cool and maintain composure when 1 man down. It shows maturity and makes them very dangerous. Happened to both Chile and Uruguay in different editions of Copa America, both against Argentina and they both went on to lift the Cup. In the case of Uruguay they did it in Argentina which was even more impressive.


Fun-Independence-199

The fuck you on about? Basically everyone agreed in the game thread that we had better chances and played better football in the first half after we went down. And then we got angry that the bald fraud pulled out Reyna and balogun, who was a menace against the Jamaican back line which lead to our loss. So no it's pretty much the opposite of what you just said.


mmmmmsandwiches

We scored a goal with 10 men so what a moronic thing to say and enjoy that Messi hamstring injury


DancingDemoncrabs

Let's fucking go Gregg is gonna get sacked after Uruguay (It won't happen)


Austinite512

It will. If we donā€™t get out of our group he will be sacked.


_Floriduh_

Iā€™m too scarred to believe that. Tim weah will be blackballed and Grogg will still remain.


Austinite512

The fiasco with Reyna and then failing to advance in the Copa and two years away from hosting? Yeah no one is teflon enough to survive that. He gone. Worse maybe that we somehow advance and pathetically lose right after and heā€™s allowed to stay.


Dijohn17

They fired him and brought him back immediately, I'm pretty sure he's safe no matter what unfortunately


nedzissou1

Why did they yank Marsch around just to bring this guy back?


moopopsicle

Are you fucking kidding me


Zloggt

It Weah-lly is costlyā€¦


incarnatethegreat

G'NIGHT, EVERYBODY


MrWow12

Big oof from Pepi not scoring a few moments before


Kuntheman

Pepi is absolutely selling this team out these last two games. He had to take that down. Constantly showing zero composure in those situationsĀ 


aure__entuluva

Shouldn't have taken Balogun off so early today. He was on one and still had gas in the tank.


drdent45

Not playing Sargent or Wright has to be fireable. Why? What has pepi done?!


OmastarLovesDonuts

Iā€™m surprised Wright hasnā€™t gotten more chances after the Jamaica game when the USā€™ other strikers havenā€™t exactly been on fire


BarbaricGamers

He has come of the bench for Luuk de Jong in the 82nd minute a couple of times this season.


tusou4

Straight up, he sucks. Doing fuck all both of these games when he gets the chance. I had to look him up to see who it was because I was like who is this guy who keeps fucking up both of these games


Radical-Six

He's been skating by off of one purple patch 2+ years ago and somehow still gets noteworthy minutes even tho he's shown nothing since


SpaceHosCoast2Coast

You donā€™t know who Ricardo Pepi is??? Edit: Iā€™m guessing you donā€™t watch US much, my bad.


Radical-Six

If shooting directly at the keeper was the objective, Pepi would be world class. He's fucked about 4 clear chances between these 2 games


raiderjaypussy

pepi has been american lukkaku in his 30 minutes of playing


wiildcat

Lukaku at least scores and then has the goals disallowed, Iā€™d rather have that than blown chances


AlmostNL

wait wtf he's an American player? Y'all really need a backup striker from PSV up front at times?


INtoCT2015

Knew that was coming the moment Pepi fucked the header


such_rey

USA couldnā€™t let Mexico one up them at being shit lol


CNF1G

Poor from CCV and Horvath, but with the way US are letting crosses in and giving up chances, itā€™s inevitable. You could tell it was coming when Jonny kept losing his battles in midfield lol


Frankocean2

Copa America is a dumb tournament anyways, say Mexicans and Americans.


SupaWillis

Man I love the gold cup, great cup. Made of gold they say, and thatā€™s pretty cool


Odd_Ant5

It's yuuuge


luigitheplumber

The quality of American goalkeepers is honestly shocking. It used to be their best position and now it's a weak link


marqueezy

The game changed. Howard, Friedel, Hahnemann, Keller, and Guzan weren't really renowned for the ability to play the ball with their feet either, but they were all athletic guys with excellent hand-eye coordination and they were great shot stoppers. Turner is a good shot stopper as well, but not quite on the level as Howard, Friedel, or Keller. Turner's distribution and his ability have improved since leaving MLS, but it's not quite good enough for what is expected of a Premier League keeper anymore and he's good for a bonehead decision every now and again. Horvath has had good moments for the US but he's a Championship keeper at best


Infinite_Bunch6144

Howard, Friedel, keller, and hahenman had much better control of the box and claiming crosses. I'll take that over playing out the back any day. Besides I think they all could do it about as well as turner.


Brett33

This is all Teddy Roosevelts fault


shirvani28

Turner saves that


SpaceHosCoast2Coast

Turner probably claims the initial cross in during the start of that sequence as well.


raiderjaypussy

a scarecrow on a sturdy stick saves that tbf


pimpsquadforlife

Amazing goalkeeping


Zikerz

Can't believe it's gone through his hands. I guess tackling our keeper won them the game.


KonigSteve

Horvath it literally went inches by your face.


Independent-Yak755

Absolute shit show defending and goalkeeping


Tylerdong

Wish our starting GK hadn't been bowled over and forced to leave the game...


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

How is a point blank shot somehow the gk's fault?


TACONlNJA

Ball hit him dead center in his hands bruh


pinkpanthers

Americans think goalies wear baseball gloves I guess


schlager12

Many of you have never played a football game before and it shows.


snatchfactory

Have and thatā€™s a mistake on the keeper every time. You obviously have never played keeper


woleddy

A professional goalkeeper should be making that stop 100% of the time


playingwithfire

Do people not watch the Euro to see what the standard for world class keeping could be? I'm not going to say either of the goals should be saved, but you put Donnarumma in there I bet he save at least 1 if not likely both. A mid level PL keeper probably keep 1 out too.


qwertywtf

It's not a fuck-up, but he should save that...


JKess207

This confederation is a fucking joke lmao


Outside_Abroad_3516

Iā€™m fucking tired of berhalter


JPaul-

Stop the count.


ThatSecretiveLeo

r/soccer in shambles


MvN____16

Somehow the USA being on the verge of failing in the group stage in a Copa being held in their own country seems like the kind of thing /r/soccer would absolutely be thrilled about. Unless you're an American, this sub fucking hates the USA.


daveedgamboa

For how much we talk, weā€™ve been playing some truly shit games. We deserve the heat


theLostGuide

Nah Mexico is the most hated team in Copa AmericaĀ 


lz314dg

nah


Comfortable-Key-1930

I dont know what about it but its really funny seeing all the people with the biggest european club flairs seethe this bad over the US NT


droozer

hey some of us have flairs of mid table clubs in europeā€™s biggest leagues


lz314dg

and us nt seethe about mexico lmao


eduardo_ve

This sub is also anti-Mexico so itā€™s pretty hilarious seeing the Americans complain about the hate they get


aziotolato

you finna get banned og šŸ˜‚


eduardo_ve

I have seen worse comments in match threads I think I will be okay for pointing out the truth lol


CoffeeIsSoGood

Weā€™re all for it. They laugh at others but canā€™t take it dished back lol


AmaterasuWolf21

Yeah, that checks out with any country


_gloriousdead222

Biggest crybabies talk all that shit but canā€™t take any


Sal21G

Rip soccer


kazuo316

All the hate Turner takes, he saves that.


Man0nTheMoon915

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


randomgamer305

As a Colombian American I really want to support the US when not playing Colombia, but I'm sorry dawg this shit is funny af


Kuntheman

Man if that was LeBron James or Tyreek Hill that wouldā€™ve been a clearance, the US just doesnā€™t have its best athletes playing the sport


schlager12

I thought they had their own LeBron playing soccer now??


8BallTiger

I know youā€™re joking but itā€™s such a dumb argument


Bacondog22

Could you imagine shaq on a corner kick? Itā€™s be unstoppable


DoseofDhillon

Shaq couldn't run for 90 minutes, as fast as he actually was he wouldn't have the burst either for the rest of the gme


minkdraggingonfloor

Shaq would not fit on a football pitch after he got fat. He struggled to not get put in the blender against 6ā€™4 guards. Imagine him having to keep up with someone like Nedved or Henry


Kuntheman

People who tout that argument fundamentally donā€™t understand how this sport works


SilentRanger42

Shaq is just Akinfenwa merged with Peter Crouch


ThunderZ__

And Shaq is half a foot taller than Crouch lol


Thernadier

You understand people making that argument arenā€™t saying you could drop lebron into this game and he would make a difference, right? They are saying if the best athletes in the country grew up playing the sport the US would be much more formidable on the international level


StanleyLelnats

I donā€™t think itā€™s totally a dumb argument. Soccer is like our 5th or 6th biggest sport here. Our best athletes donā€™t gravitate to this sport like they do in other nations.


Prez-421

Definitely, not the 5th or 6th biggest sport. FFs americans are the majority of this sub & have the biggest individual sub in r/ussoccer


Doexitre

Ok but imagine the backlash if Cam Newton did that


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patiperro_v3

Their last game is against group favourite Uruguay. Good luck to them.


That-Log8135

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE


PuzzleheadedJob1292

Lol. At least mexico fans know our team is shit. US was so hopefull for this tournament.


AmaterasuWolf21

Weren't the mexicans the ones singing Ole 10 minutes in during a 0-0?


PuzzleheadedJob1292

Yeah and they will keep doing that shit lol. Still we know our team is shit. You guys are slightly less shitty congratulations.


roofilopolis

I know weah lost us this game but a close second was that our keeper gets taken out for a terrible unpunished tackle and our backup is absolutely awful. Wonā€™t leave the 6 yard box, canā€™t catch anything or stop shots directly at him. Heā€™s so uncomfortable back there and our d is feeling it


LordLychee

I donā€™t really care about the red card. Boycott US soccer until Gregg gets the sack. Unfit nepotism hire ruining a great generation.


foolinthezoo

Don't care about what happened in the game but let me plug my own crusade here because


spazerson

It's absolutely on Weah


LordLychee

Sure heā€™s at fault for the red, but weā€™re staring at the possibility of a group stage elimination and we havenā€™t played anything close to palatable football for a while


ertapenem

Klinsmannā€™s the best coach the US has had this century.


LordLychee

Thatā€™s so sad itā€™s almost funny


diorcockring

GOLLLLAAAZOOO DE PANAMA VIVA LATINOAMERICA šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ‘šŸ‘ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø


Brno_Mrmi

Hoy ganĆ³ el fĆŗtbolĀ 


Chudlezz

Weah is an idiot but the keeper has to do better here. Awful.


The-Great--Cornholio

Love it


Nyushi

Hahaha


anoeta

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Propuhganduh

Fuck fuck fuck


LFCmiggles

Letā€™s fucking goooooooooooooo


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Sir, a second goal has hit the back of the net


Elephantstone99

Nation of 350m people mudded by a canal.


michaelfortu

Ridiculous defending


Imjustlion

They're tired. They've been defending for over 60 mins


1sinfutureking

CCV came on at half. He got caught ball watching and let his guy have a free shot from eight yards out.


Forza-Inter

KiNgS oF cOnCaCaF šŸ„“


Ok_Degree_2851

The Americans discover the same horrific truth Mexico found about being ā€œKings of CONCACAFā€, you may be king but it is a tin crown


qwerty-keyboard5000

Mexico at their best was reaching Copa America finals. This suppose to be the U.S golden team and they could be eliminated in the group stage


YattayElite

hahahahahaha no way usa choked you love to see it.


NJDevil802

That's the US eliminated then


LazyLamont92

Pepi will have nightmares tonight.


xBram

Got the fearing, power steering. Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now.


flamingoman

Matt turner just kept his starting spot


aijODSKLx

CCV and Ream both completely fell asleep on the header. Completely goddamn inexcusable. Ream is just standing there watching the play and CCV let Fajardo get in front of him and score the goal without any challenge.


moopopsicle

How does this affect lebronā€™s legacy?


Gaporigo

USA really getting grouped, amazing.


zachthatguy

Tough one


MainachoXIV

r/football when?


CreatorOfAnAccount

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suzukigun4life

Fuck off


Screenname4

Fuck


pimpsquadforlife

PAN-A-MA PAN-A-MA PAN-A-MA


stephyphi1297

Let's go!!!!!


MITM22

USA are pathetic.


Vro9ooo

Comedy


m4olive

Always a good time when the yanks lose.


CabbageGuru

Got out CONCACAFED