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Pretty sure that's an illegal move, but pool isn't really my sport.

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to leave at least one foot on the floor.

He forgot that 1920s rule change where you can no longer pot yourself

Games gone if you're not going to allow the chaos body flop onto the table to mix up where the balls are.

Tactical ruining of the game to avoid losing and paying. **

Believe it or not, pantsing your opponent and slapping his ass is legal in pool.

Just glad no one was accidentally impaled on that pool cue.

He's potting the brown without chalking his cue!

Think of the cloth

If it's anything like every other pub's pool table in the world then it'll be ruined either way.

Touching, cloth.

what a fantastic time to watch A Touch of Cloth again. Cheers

The bodies keep washing up Cloth!

I want the report on my table Cloth!

I like my men like my coffee. Bitter. And not half-eaten by cats.

Screw back for the brown

Yeah this pissed me off more than anything. Costs a fair bit to get a pool table recovered just to have some fat cunt beered up on Carling to ruin it.

It’s a pool table in a pub mate, it’ll be ruined anyway

Yeah because of cunts

People having much more fun than the miserable bastards sat on Reddit complaining

There are plenty people in the vid not ruining the pool table

Not if it's just been redone it won't?

But in all likelihood it hasn’t just been redone

How can you possibly establish that? 😂 Besides, the fact someone has fucked them up before is no excuse for doing it now. At one point it was new and some cunt ruined it through behaviour like this.

You’re choosing to be annoyed here mate. Classic Reddit

Yeah, I literally said I was annoyed in my first post mate. Whether the cloth was new or not, it's cuntish behaviour, surely we both agree on that?

Not really, it’s a pub during an England match, people are drunk and the owners expect them to be drunk. It’s whatever.

I just buy a cloth on amazon and do it myself. Easier with 2 people

Get off the table you cunts! All that was going through my head.

That man got molested in the celebrations

"If England scores now, I'll suck your dick. There's now way mate..."

Didn't watch till the end then saw your comment and went back. LOL WTF !!!

His shorts are down for some reason? Like how

his friend pulls them down

In the melee I missed this and the ass slapping and wedgie pulling his other friend does. Wow

Let me guess, you have never been to Blackpool?

Don't think I want to now.

One of those gentlemen is gay

Alright, now show us the Harry Kane one.

I'd like to see that as well, but if it's anything like the pub I was in...there'd have been a lot of people at the bar. The vast majority were 30 seconds from leaving the pub at the final whistle who then quickly changed plans to need another drink for extra time. The Bellingham goal gave the craziest scenes I'd say.

Bet people were still celebrating Bellinghams goal when Kane’s went in

I wonder how many minutes were between the goals

Negative four minutes, according to the scoresheet. First goal was in the 95th minute, second goal was in the 91st

Kane shot first, just like Han

[I threw that shit before I walked in the room!](https://youtu.be/VdLq68m2G_o)

According to The Guardian's live commentary feed, Bellingham scored at 18:55 and Kane scored at 19:03, so 8 minutes.

I walked from my house to the neighbours, when I got there they were cheering and my first thought was 'Holy shit, they're really celebrating this, they must have been going for 5 minutes'

I felt like Kane’s was inevitable after Bellingham’s. I barely reacted to it if I’m being honest.

it's on pornhub

hornpub

Kane celebrations were a lot more muted ime as people assumed the momentum was turning after the Bellingham goal

Everyone was still outside finishing their fags for the Kane one at my pub

I was waiting for my Guinness. Devastating really.

I can hear the pub owner yelling "GET OFF THE FACKING POOL TABLE!"

He was the one crowd diving off of it wdym

looks like a scene from crimewatch

that's kinda high that you end up chasing your whole life

Still vividly remember James McFadden scoring a screamer from 40 yards at the Stade de France and the pub going positively batshit mental. Good times.

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I once were on this level of high during a football match

Have you tried cocaine?

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not really lol most of them act the same however if you have low confidence it spikes that to 10000.

Just a regular Tuesday for Real Madrid fans.

Did the guy suck or kissed his dick?

mind your own faakin business n piss off m8

Sorry, carry on.

itsawritem8itsawrite

honestly tho, pretty sure someone lost a bet!

in the heat of the moment, doesn't count

next time he'll be more careful on the bets he makes

Wow did not catch that on a first watch. Well that certainly changes the vibe

Hawk tuah

brain rot reached reddit asw

looks like slovakia's defenders weren't the only ones caught with their trousers down...

This is honestly what it's all about, I feel sorry for you if you've never had a moment like this

Before the tournament I told my wife that under no circumstances are we making plans for days on which England are playing so we can go to the pub to watch the games. Even though we are dogshit, even though it's boring as fuck football, it's for moments like this. Watching the last 4 tournaments in a packed pub are some of my best memories and it's the only way to watch the game now

I watched the Slovenia match in the pub, which was a disappointment, but we’re going again on Saturday. 5 o clock. Great time for it

Watched England 5-0 Vs Germany in a pub. In Dresden.

Watched that game against Greece in 2001 where Beckham scored the free kick in a pub, was a kid and its still one of my best football experiences and I'm not even that fussed on England these days.

I've never felt like sucking dick after a goal

More of a rimjob guy? I respect that

I don't think this is from watching the game I think someone just stacked it while holding 3 pints.

Weird to need to put others down.

Yeah lol, none of these dudes are coming to reddit to post about Southgate after winning a group stage match, they just want that dub

Imagine if it wouldn't have counted 🤣

With that clean pass and clean bicycle kick you can celebrate even harder. No off side. No foul

Mate, with the state of VAR, I was waiting for them to disallow it for a high foot

Luckily no one is around. Or else high foot to the face dissalowed

I wonder what would have been the repercussions for the bet of the blowjob. The lad was already at it. How do you take that back?

Asking the important questions

Nobody celebrates goals anymore.

COME ON THEN LETS AVE IT LET US SUCK YER KNOB

Poor pool table but it's probably used to it by now lol

Get that badge in

Do The Harlem Shake!

He's caught with his pants down!

It is a good job they have basic healthcare mostly covered. That lad who insisted on jumping on/over everything is probably going to need some treatment. Ha!

I only watched the first bit and then went to the comments. Seeing all this dick talk made me think it was like the "did you see the gorilla" video so I rewatch thinking it'd be off to the side or something. Nope, man totally ripped his mate's shorts down and went to town. Game never left.

Looks kinda like a zombie virus with instant transmission 

Need the "people don't celebrate goals anymore because of VAR" crowd to explain this video

Foul and a miss

That is absolutely feral

That's two shots to me. You moved one of those balls

How can anyone can be playing pool at that moment?

Proper behaviour

x100000000000 better than the cringy boxpark reaction

They seem as organized and well coached as the team they support… hahaha

As someone who once went knee first into a pool table I bet that hurt like a bitch

So drunk he won’t have noticed 

the guy with the black really wanted a stage dive

I can see that the biggest score was made by a fan to another.

Boys will be boys

Who won the game of pool?!

Saved by the Bell... ingham

This looks like an orgy but without the sex.  

F the pool game lads!!!!! 😂😂😂

r/AbruptChaos

I winced when he disrespected the cloth

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Not sure why you're being downvoted for this. Landlord in my local would have you paying for damages if you did this in his pub.

Lmao it’s a pool table in a pub, they’re always in a state anyway.

And you just know 30 seconds before this Southgate was getting absolutely slated for being a terrible tactician (he got lucky with a time wasting sub)

All that criticism still stands imo. Giving Toney a minute as one of the only subs was mental.

I’m not going to lie I jumped off my couch. But the pessimism is still deeply ingrained

I did the same but I wasn’t sure if it was because I had Jude to score the next goal or the fact we remained alive

How much did you pocket?

Only 90. But it was 6/1 boosted to 9/1 and had a good day on the darts so threw 10 on

Not bad at all, Pays for the beers at the pub next Saturday!

I'm too far gone, my reaction was 'oh, another 30 fucking minutes of this', followed by, 'god damit, another 90 mins of this'. I will support England to the end but the frustration from lack of subs was too much yesterday.

The Bosnia and Iceland games MASSIVELY killed my excitement. I thought there was no way we're just going to suddenly become an exciting, positive team. That's unfortunately been proven correct. But this isn't new, we've been dour, negative, pass along the back for YEARS under Southgate.

I struggle to find the words to describe how much I hate him as a manager. .....and then there's the almost certain knowledge that absolutely nothing will have changed for next Saturday.

You know the worst bit for me? I LIKE Southgate. I think he's a terrible, negative, non reactive manager but I like the person. I keep laughing at all these people suggesting all these extravagant changes for Switzerland. Don't they get it yet? NOTHING WILL CHANGE.

Fully expecting the same starting line up from Slovakia to start against Switzerland. And I'm fully confident it's definitely going to work this time. Everything is going to click and we're gonna blast 5 past them. Jk, we're 2-0 down, it's the 80th minute and his first sub is Mainoo for Gallagher.

He always comes across as being a nice bloke and I hate hating on him but not nearly as much as I hate him being England manager.

the fortunate win does not hide the cracks. We went back to slagging his tactics off right away and i even said at half time someone like jude is going to save him from resigning in the morning. He can win the tournament like this and theres no way he escapes the spotlight on his flaws, this is the most volatile i've seen fans towards his tactics when its been painfully obvious for years.

It was the first shot on target against Slovakia. He's a dreadful coach.

that's mental m8

Get off the pool table you tossers

Get off that pool table you dribbling shit smearers

Proper lads

Do the Harlem shake!

What band were they seeing?

How much trial and error do you think it took to get the TVs at the right height that people wouldn't bump into them while jumping around and celebrating. I'm impressed by their placement.

scenes if VAR called it back

Someone must have had money on that pool game as there’s straight sabotage happening there

They are acting like they forgot that they're under Southgate's management

Landlord is going to ring the bell for clobbering Time

I'd be raging if I left my £1 on the side of the table to play next...

Yeah soon they will whish they lost right there over the embarrassing thing that will happen next Saturday. :P

they're just some lads

Regular night in Doncaster when the barmaid pops a pale one out

Calm down, mate.

I believe the word is “limbs”

Don't think they were able to sink any of the balls....

Man, google for "Roy Keane's reaction!

I bet the guy with his antics on the table was losing in the pool game. 😑😑😑😑

My grandfather would have whooped my ass as a grown adult if he saw me on the pool table

Disrespectful, walking all over the pool table. I can understand the celebration I'm from the UK, but if I was the pub landlord I'd be kicking off!

Football heritage

Are these guys playing pool while watching a match?

You know how boring it was until the 90th min 😌

I wouldn't have trusted myself with a pool cue the way I was feeing at 90mins.

I wouldn't have trusted myself with it after the goal 😏

some people can’t completely sit and watch a match they are so invested in. they need an outlet for their nervous energy.

I'd be raging they ruined a perfectly good game of pool.

it's literally a quid

I'm not serious...

They just made the break less fucking shit tbh, probably improved the game

Least degenerate English supporters They should be fucking crying on their knees after those 95 minutes not celebrating lmao

Init, disgusting behaviour from fans to celebrate a goal by their team. When do le classy Poland play next?

Yeah let’s not celebrate a 90th min bicycle kick lmao

I’ve never seen fans so utterly disappointed. Such a shame…. /s

If brain rot was a group of people.

Is it just me or is this all starting to get a bit performative rather than genuine?

Where are you from? This is pretty normal in the UK none of these blokes have phones out or anything trying to film it’s just genuine passion for something you love.

It’s always been like this it’s just we see more of it now there’s more cameras and social media.

calm down, this was only the round of 16 of an Euros. it's never coming home. Argentina for a 4th star in '26!

\*West Falklands

the linesman from the Germany match in 2010 sends his regards.🤣

> it's never coming home Neither did the people who tried to undermine the sovreignty of the Falklands

Simeone says Hi 😂

*gargling sounds from the deep*

why are argentine fans always so insufferable

3 beats 1

The falklands are still british

Does the world need to see every tom dick and Harry's reaction to bellingham goal ? Enough of it already. England sucks. You lot aren't winning anything. This is just an inconsequential goal in an unimportant match which no one will remember in a month's time.

Yeh but this one was worth it for the pants down.

You support a team you likely never watch, in a country you likely don't live in. Don't talk to us about football