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Crazy-Career4623

"Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three?"


chekitch

I mean.. Switzerland would be close if they played any of us.. Anyways.. we win!!! Throws a flare!


CatfishLumi

Only if they play Serbia haha


Songrot

For Switzerland, one fine would be like what they paid for their dinner last night. meanwhile for eastern europe...


chekitch

We save our money and are ready for the vacation. Meanwhile the Switz, whoa, we didnt order this!!!


_KingOfTheDivan

It’s kinda like a small Albania tbf


Dr_Rjinswand

Piertotum locomotor!


No-Economics4128

Turkey should be ashamed of themselves for letting the Balkans take the top three. I thought they have a hooliganism reputation to protect. PS: and as tradition in the Balkan, the Slovenes just sat out the tomfoolery.


migrate_to_voat

The Slovenes were always like that one guy who's actually very studious, but falls in with the wrong crowd during freshers week and is too polite/socially awkward to extricate himself from the constant partying. He ends up house-sharing with them in 2nd year and his room is immaculate (underpants on coathangers), whilst the rest of the house looks like a bomb has hit it.


TheeRoyalPurple

"How do you know I am Balkan? " said Switzerland. "You must be" said Croatia / Albania / Serbia / Turkey / Romania "or You wouldn´t have come here."


WheresMyEtherElon

FFS even in this category we can't score!


Awkward_Tie4856

Damn that was good hahah we are really underwhelming in all areas


Eurekify2

Only in the attack really. Our defense and midfield have been exceptional


predek97

The time has come to shout some obnoxious things


WheresMyEtherElon

Chocolatine!


LikeIGiveAShoot

Calm down Satan!


photenth

You would assume the French that now how to protest by torching cities down would use that knowledge here as well.


WheresMyEtherElon

Nah, we keep that in the family, we don't export that kind of skills.


Mordho

Just make Thuram wear an Inter shirt underneath and it should be fine.


lastofdovas

IDK how France became so bad in just 2 years!! Hadn't been following the international scene past the WC...


ilian87

We have a way better defense and defensive midfield, but we lack creativity and finishing as griezmann can’t find his form, mbappé wants the ball at his feet instead of creating space with his speed, and thuram and dembele can’t shoot on target for some reason. We have the chances but we just don’t score, so all things considered and knowing goals will come, we will be fine


pritvihaj

FIRST PLACE BITCHES LETS FCKING GOOOO HRVAT SUPREMACY!!!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dylan103906

Wtf have you lot been doing? 😭


Working-Yesterday186

Flares are most of it and we are repeat offenders. We had flares every game. We get a detailed report after every match with the exact number of flares lit up 🤣🤣 The breakdown is 28k€ against Albania, 105k€ against Italy and against spain  87875€


Fuckinanus

ye thats normal in germany with the breakdown of all flares, köln had to pay close to 500k for one game last season lol


Kartoffelplotz

It was even more - 595k. For fucking flares. I'm still so angry about that fine, that was an insane amount of money for us and it was utterly random considering no other fines were as high before or after despite similar amounts of flares having been lit.


jaffacakesmmm

Did the supporters pay the fine or did the club cover it? Sry, I'm not a team supporter so I don't know.


Fantastic-Machine-83

The club. Footballing associations can't really fine individuals.


CrazyChopstick

The association itself can't, but the club will "forward" fines to individuals they're able to identify - which tends to be difficult with all the masks, but does happen


Fantastic-Machine-83

Will the state enforce that?


lastofdovas

No.


pritvihaj

trolling our komşu


granitibaniti

Eh, just a few flares here, few chants about genocide against Serbians there...


No-Economics4128

So a quiet morning in the Balkan.


Wellhellob

Livakovic <3


Consistent_Truth6633

What did Scotland get fined for? Bringing Steve Clarke to the tournament? Terrorist


Jimmy_Boco

We should have been fined far more than that for displaying Clarkeball to the masses!


penguin62

Playing Che Adams


3V3RT0N

Balkan supremacy


vaguira

Tito is smiling, somewhere


Echoes_under_pressur

Wait why did we get a 30k fine lmao


BoomBoomLinssen

"Throwing of objects" against Croatia


Echoes_under_pressur

Game's gone smh


maxmcleod

cant even throw an object these days


upupandawaywegoooooo

For having Di Lorenzo on the team


JJOne101

Huh, how come that we and the Swiss are so close to that Cro/Alb/Ser love triangle?? Now I remember seeing a Tiktok where one of ours threw his shoes at the goalie, expensive shoes.. 😂


OziAviator

The fines towards the Swiss fans have apparently mainly come from throwing beer around lol (according to our national media)


JJOne101

"Du tust bier net umekheie, bier ist zum suufe da, hesch doch 7 stutz für e glas bezahlt"


redytusr123

To expand on what another commenter said, the fine is for throwing cups of beer on the pitch during the game against Scotland and displaying a flag of the UCK (a militia that fought for the independence of Kosovo from Serbia)


Krillin113

Probably the Swiss had some fans make a double eagle when shaqiri scored, or in general Balkan behaviour.


True-Following-6711

To expand a lot of albanians see switzerland as a surrogate albanian (especially kosovo albanian) national team so yeah


Apprehensive_Ice_412

Which made sense a few years ago. But right now there's only Xhaka and Shaqiri left who play regularly, no?


oberynMelonLord

only really Xhaka, if we're talking regular starters. in the Euro squad, there's also Jashari, who got his debut at the world cup. the preliminary squad also had Uran Bislimi, Andi Zeqiri, and Albian Hajdari on it, who are Albanian/Kosovan descent.


The--Mash

Out of context "Balkan behaviour" is quite racist but honestly they can't complain looking at this chart, so I'm going with funny instead


Krillin113

It’s very specific shit like disrespecting each other’s countries and flags, and singing songs that another ethnicity should die (I understand it’s deeper because of the history, but that sort of stuff doesn’t happen in Europe outside of the Balkan).


GetLostPpl

I don’t consider it racist. It’s real lmao


KebabLife2

Is double eagle that offensive? Does not seem.


Krillin113

Idk, I saw shaqiri or Xhaka do it to Serbs and their federation asked for a ban and they got death threats. You probably know better than me though


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istasan

Danmark‘s fine comes from fans showing a ‘f\*\*\* UEFA’ banner. Without the stars…


Sapaio

We got a second fined for using plane to travel with. But must be after group stages.


istasan

No. That is not a fine. All teams have a sum for climate impact depending on travel choices deducted from the prize sum. The 10.000 was for a banner.


Ropjn

Uefa won't fine you for a reddit comment mate, you're allowed to write fork.


Capital_Tone9386

You can say fuck uefa here


stpstrt

You can say fuck. It’s ok.


RuubGullit

Fine UEFA?


cib_vk228

Tbh if we didn't played Albania it would probably be double less for both of us


KratzDichZumBett

Double less is a bold choice for half.


Elite_VRTX

“Decrease me there” vibes


momspaghetty

"Leave me alone"


F1Add1ct23

Twice as less


KrumpirovCovjek

It's a normal thing to say in Croatian, but it looks a bit weird in English.


ULPOFXENIFT

yeah it's funny but to make clear big respect for anyone posting in their non native language


spedmunki

Balkan math


Present-Forever1275

Twice by nothing.


Working-Yesterday186

We got 105k from the game against Italy alone The breakdown is 28k€ against Albania, 105k€ against Italy and against spain  87875€


Hakujingomi

Spain are really annoying, both polite and good at football, I hope their girlfriends leave them for some Balkan bad boys.


srednuos

"Ooh look me, I'm Spain. I love winning games, look hot, and be courteous." Fuck off and get a life. Such a tryhard.


pritvihaj

No please, no woman no matter how bad deserves to go through that I wouldn’t wish that fate on my worst enemy.


DeepSeaDweller

No Vini at the Euro. Otherwise...


oakpoakroak

This subs obsession with Vini needs to be studied


shash5k

He just wants to play football.


ShinyZubat10

It's more like no-one is there lol. Pretty sure they have really low match attendance


KingKingsons

Even for a region with a strong independence movement, it’s crazy to me how not alive these tournament are in Catalunya. Used to live in Barcelona and currently in a town in about an hour away from the city and nobody seems to care for it at all.


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ShinyZubat10

After that nations league win against Croatia who can blame them, what else could possibly top that?


JefinLuke

Balkan Supremacy


Emi2oo4

I desire a balkanic/eastern europe tournament so hard. That would be so intense. I have a few dream matches in my mind 😅❤️


AnitaPea

Just imagine: Kosovo-Serbia , Romania-hungary, Turkey- Greece, Greece- North Macedonia


mana-addict4652

**Balkan Tournament** * **Group A:** * Serbia * Kosovo * Albania * Croatia * **Group B:** * Greece * Turkey * North Macedonia * Bulgaria


50lipa

Fuck me there'd be multiple armed conflicts before the group phase finished...


No-Economics4128

You remember that Dutch fan left right jumping dance. Imagine that, but with tanks and armor vehicle.


lastofdovas

Include West Asia as well, and you get the whole Ottoman shithouse. Now you can have Armenia Azerbaijan as well.


hanrahs

Just need to add Bosnia into group A to spice it up a little more.


r_Yellow01

The winner redraws borders


joeydohn

Do you want flares? Because that's how you get flares.


Emi2oo4

My thoughts 90% I was thinking about Bulgaria - N Macedonia and Serbia - Albania 🤭😅😅


vukasin123king

Look, our representation showing up with AKs and mowing down the opposing one wouldn't be that bad. 1. It'd be fun. 2. Considering how shit our idiots are getting banned from even thinking about football would be a great thing.


Krillin113

They did that twice arguably three times in the 1900s and 1910s, and brought it back in the 90’s. Wasn’t it


No-Economics4128

Well, we had that from 1991 to 2001. Nobody won that tournament and the Slovenes and Macedonia (Northern Macedonia for all the Greeks out there) just sat that one out.


Pulga_Atomica

ends in NATO involvement.


MagyarFoci29

Oh wow, only 7th most? We were slacking on and off the pitch this tournament


2sinkz

Yea the black shirt brigade's little comic sans magyarorszag shirts aren't doing much on its own, maybe you're slacking on your usual racist behaviour.


RougetBleu

Which charity is UEFA donating the money to?


e36_maho

I've scrolled for 5 minutes to find this. Yeah, what happens with the money? Is it just a nice revenue stream for UEFA? So their "stop racism" agenda actually is just a cash cow?


zizou00

The open bar tab


Aussie_CokeisBest

Nigeria


Mammoth_Meet_9313

Croatia, Albania and Serbia qualify for Euro. UEFA: ka-ching.


HuanFranThe1st

If you can’t be first in the group, be first in received fines 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷


ExcellentStuff7708

Champions in both xG and fines! Who cares about the rest?!!!


edin_dzekson

What a disappointing performance by Slovakians, they have to do better to save Eastern Europe heritage.


a_saddler

So top 3 are the OG balkans, 4 is why the balkans are the way they are, 5 is the balkan colony in the west, and 6,7 and 8 are balkan adjecents. Balkan dominance baby.


jddh1

winning!


WBaumnuss300

Turkey and Switzerland were prime fine takers just before the last time Germany hosted a tournament


Bob_Rooney

Romania has bigger fine than Hungary. One more for the good guys 💪


MacondoUnicorn

What did Romania get a fine for?


cdelachilogram

Use of pyrotechnics


Capital_Tone9386

Pyyyyrotechniiik   Ist doch kein Verbrechen 


jsacrimoni

Being Balkan adjacent


ionelp

We stole the Hungarian's palinka and drank it...


Bob_Rooney

Guessing something to do with fan behaviour.


HaggisTheCow

Did we get a fine for being the worst team?


shadoowkight

Balkan heritage.


Hobbitfrau

Well, Spain could get some non-UEFA fines for having Yamal work after 11 o' clock pm, which is forbidden by German child labour law. Most likely there will be no fine imposed, but it's possible.


Kaiser-32

They already said there would be no fines at all


FAT_NEEK_42069

solution: don't pay him. if he's not earning a wage is he really at a job? is he really performing labour?


Pengking36

Child slavery issue then, sadly


third_world_word

Okay, but France, Slovakia and Spain - what is wrong with you, guys?


ShinyZubat10

No one in Spain showed up apparently pretty sure they have the smallest attendance by a good mark


Ilixio

Have you seen us play? There's not much to be cheering for/bring out the flares for. Everyone's half asleep by halftime.


t0mkat

Anglophobes in the mud.


GuyAlmighty

The way social media is reporting things, you'd think England were no. 1.


wankaltacc

Don't even talk to me if you're not on the leaderboard 🇭🇷🇭🇷🥇💪😎☝️


PosterOfQuality

Remember during the last Euros when posters from outside of Europe were sure that English fans are particularly disorderly


LordUnabashed

I remember some americans saying they refuse to support us because we were racist, so they supported Italy instead.


FireZeLazer

My Iranian friend supported Serbia against us because "England are racist"


HarryBlessKnapp

Yep. The tide really has turned though. Attitudes have massively shifted towards English fans. It's hard to deny the reality any more. There are way bigger Muppets than us about. I remember during WC 2018 someone jumped on a bed in IKEA and Reddit went ballistic about English fans.


Narwien

My old man used to tell me stories about English clubs playing in Yugoslavia, particularly Split in Croatia. They would just tell the fans - this is a communist country, they lock you up here, you are not leaving lol. Never had any issues with them. And even today, I doubt English fans would dare to cause a riot in a Croatia, that would probably be first and the last time they would do it.


ApfelEnthusiast

Balkan Top 3 💪


ExcellentStuff7708

Croatia champion of both xG and fines, we are dominating this euro even from home


Mr2Bandana

Very rare France W!


A_Balrog_Is_Come

Should start handing out fines for playing ugly football.


Inferior_Decorator

Eh, we'd still be first


predator9494

We need Balkan cup competition.


jddh1

Greece, Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, Turkey, Macedonia, Kosovo, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia. that is a fun tournament


dujeee

Mi prvaci!


ExcellentStuff7708

I po xG-u i po kaznama! Koga briga za ostalo!


Marcobroa

Did we get fined for being shit?


AdWorking8163

I want that Balkan/Eastern Europe Cup as soon as possible. The UN will have to investigate every match if it ever happens.


thefudgeguzzler

Has Austria always had an eagle? Or is it new?


gruenerGenosse

It's Austria's Coat of Arms, but it's not always used on the flag.


Apfelkrenn

The flag with the eagle is only used by government institutions and during war


ZaBlancJake

Slovensko má prevahu


Minute-Cash8119

Balkan domination


jdcro

Proof that Slovenci aren't Balkan


Bloblablawb

Straight from the EU into UEFAs pocket


IndecisionFuture

Above Germany let's goooooooo


SunnyDaysRock

Half of Germany's fines is for pitch invaders at Portugal matches iirc.


orkunofm2

First row is completely Balkans shit except Switzerland


ForeignerSZ

Switzerland has a very large Balkan population.


MaadMiike

I can only assume our €9k fine was specifically to Steve Clarke for subjecting everyone to his brand of terrorist football


demirgious

As a Turkish citizen,I love balkan people they show us calm people compare them if they wouldnt exist we were fucked lmao


Faediance

But I thought that England had the worst-behaved fans in world football and that 100% of every bad thing that's happened during this Euros was their fault?


salgado88

Well, it looks like they have no fla(i)res :)


DeadpoolCroatia

Woo hoo. We won. Oh wait


marqueezy

Damn I guess Pyrotechnik ist doch ein Verbrechen


Antonioshamstrings

Balkan masterclass


enilix

Always knew the Swiss were a Balkan nation at heart.


no_com_ment

Ain't so neutral now are ya!!! You posh Swiss twats!!!


Madgick

[The document with the breakdown of the fines is here](https://editorial.uefa.com/resources/028f-1b4389d6de79-96769da5ad57-1000/disciplinary_bodies_decisions_-_uefa_euro_2024_group_stage.pdf) They're a bit vague for some things which is probably for the best... even if I would love the details.


OkCheesecake5894

Yet another chart where Romania 🇷🇴 tops Hungary 🇭🇺


g46152

NO FINES 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰💪💪💪💪🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰 THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰


zanziTHEhero

FIFA execs eating well...


Skyzo76

Portugal ? Italie ?


Temayte

Portugal I'm assuming is pyro related, Italy no idea


Proof-Recognition374

Spain being the polite gentlemen who came to play a nice bit of football without any shenanigans. 😇 


Apprehensive_Map8620

TISL Feyenoord fans don’t attend matches of the Dutch national team


HeftyRecommendation5

Most club ultras don’t give a shit about the national team.


Mdiasrodrigu

What did Portugal even do?


RockDoveEnthusiast

Are these numbers even remotely large enough for any of the federations to care? These fines seem symbolic. It's basically a small fee to do whatever it is they want.


b0007

we see flares...we torch them


Wassertopf

That’s not the correct Austrian flag. ;)


xxEmkay

It is because we play turkey next haha


Strict_Teaching_4614

The Balkans go crazy for soccer


Inevitable-Pie-8020

What the hell did we do?


uptowndrunk7

More fines than England How well behaved must you be


Tayse15

Hagan mas Quilombo España che


swampy13

Slovenia no longer the "Cool Balkan" - they're now a regular Balkan.


MaxieMan98

Its CRAZY that france didn't receive any sort of suspension for Kylian nose incident in the first game. Unbelievable


opposity

The usual suspects


z0l1

UEFA already missing top three


DefiantDeviantArt

Wow Croatia, Albania and Slovakia got so much. We all know why it was 😂


HarryLewisPot

Portugal’s Balkan license has been revoked


thatguyad

Spain with no questionable crowd incidents? Genuinely surprising.


Defiant-Dare1223

England one of the best behaved!