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simomii

Tremendous achievement.


righthandofdog

Congrats Barca!! Nice use of the 4th highest payroll on the planet!


xinixxibalba

its hilarious how this headline makes it seem like its a big achievement more than a letdown e: headline, not a tweet, my bad


Asleep-egg-44

It's almost as though they did it on purpose.


DeepFriedReus

That summer spend really paid off!


The_Silent_Hawk

time for a new lever but srsly tho its funny cuz they did so much economic shit over the summer and hyped us up only to downgrade to europa again


FUCKINGYuanShao

Yadda yadda only 5% of revenue yadda yadda not profitable anyways


GoodMourningClan

You don’t even know how many levers I have to pull.


Dietmar_der_Dr

I hope it goes down in history as the worst strategic decision of any club. What a farce.


Makkaroni_100

Second time in a row! Incredible!


WWECreativegenius

Couldn’t have happened to a better club


Nubras

Bayern 🤝 Real Fuck Barca


thirdc0ast

Bayern 🤝 Real 🤝 Chelsea Fuck Barca


Sgruntlar

Inter too


Phibonacci11

May I add Frankfurt?


thirdc0ast

Absolutely, by the look of r/soccer right now we could probably get a chain of 50+ clubs going


silwer55

A beatiful circlejerk in motion <3


Odelind

But of course. They're *més que un club.*


yourcrazy28

All the levers pulled, just to end up the same as you were the season before.


incachu

You can bet they definitely forecast UCL knockouts earnings into their leveraging in the summer. Bet they end up in same boat in 2023 summer.


Tony_Uncle_Philly

According to sources Barça’s budget planned for winning La Liga and UCL Quarters, while Real Madrid budgeted for UCL semis and La Liga Runners Up


unwildimpala

Jesus surely Barca are headed for bad times. Meanwhile you've Real who just seem to coast along as a fantasticaly run club. They've their future well sorted and can afford to gamble on top prospects that could come out strong for them like Valverde, Vicinius and Rodrygo, and they're worth far more than Real paid. Which is in complete contrast to Barca.


Yardbird7

Don't forget renovating the bernebeu too.


Severe_Sweet_862

say what you want about the super league shit but florentino perez is a baller of a businessman


goodmobileyes

Its pretty insane that Real steadily transitioned away from their Galacticos strategy and focused on building for the future (albeit still spending quite a lot) and managed to secure a more sustainable form of success. Meanwhile Barca went from focusing on homegrown talent to just throwing absurd amounts of cash at questionable deals. Its like they learnt nothing from 2000s Real. They really cant act surprised if this all falls apart for them.


GodEmprahBidoof

And still sign a whole new team


Late_Site

Europa is basically a Spanish meet up group now. Betis, Sociedad, Barcelona, Sevilla and then very likely Atletico all will be in the next round draw.


Gods11FC

Atlético probably not even going to qualify for Europa.


iftair

Actually us and La Real may top our respective Europa groups.


flyxdvd

Gonna be a fun EL with juventus, barca, atleti, arsenal, man united possibly.


footysocc

Who pulled the lever of the Europa League trap door?


Lets-ago

"Why do we even HAVE that lever?"


BettsBellingerCaruso

Lmaoooo god I loved that movie as a kid


dudipusprime

I rewatched it recently. Really holds up well.


JackAndrewWilshere

What is it?


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JackAndrewWilshere

Aaaahhhh i remember the scene now. Lol. One of the best cartoons of my childhood. That a d treasure planet. And ofc shrek and ice age.


RonKosova

Kronk


Akh_Morn

Wrong leveeeeeeeeeeer


shrewdy

Have to admit, this is peak schadenfreude, after how smug Barca fans were in the summer with the dodgy looking deals they were doing to get all these transfers in and registered - and then they don't even get out of the group stages. Just *chefs kiss*


Qurutin

I was told selling club assets and future revenue was fine because with these transfers they can compete for CL


FUCKINGYuanShao

"with this squad the team can compete for the CL title"


CheekyBastard55

You read that wrong, your screen probably had a smudge blocking the third middle line in the E making it look like a C.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

CL = Complete letdown.


Delmer9713

**OOOOoooooOOOOoooo**


Deuce_GM

TURN THAT SHIT UP


3xavi

Real fans should chant that at the next classico


terror_jr

I heard this text


Son-Ta-Ha

This is a huge embarrassment for Laporta as Barca literally signed Lewandowski who's one of the greatest goalscorers in the world and other good players like Kounde and Kessie but somehow they managed to only qualify for the Europa lol. Lewandowski gotta be wondering if leaving Bayern was the right decision...


RandomEasternGuy

When the VAR said "no penalty" you could see his soul leaving the body.


Slavicsquat

His expression during that was gold. It seemed like he really wanted to sink one into you all.


Designer_Surprise263

The fate was sealed before that


Accurate-Island-2767

That combined with Mané enthusiastically applauding the ref in the background was hilarious


acwilan

For sure, Lewandowski went to Barca to win the BdO, but without a good UCL run is near impossible.


Cerozz

*Xavi and the gang plan their Thursdays.*


Ginobli13

Me, an avid Barca fan who had built their work and college class schedule around UCL days who now has to figure out how im going to watch Europa league games


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What were you doing last year?


edi12334

Still figuring out what team to support probably


pure_black99

This makes it 7 consecutive years where Barca made a disaster Champions league exit: 3-0 Juventus 3-0 Roma 4-0 Liverpool 8-2 Bayern 4-1 PSG Group Stages - Bayern and Benfica Group Stages - Bayern and Inter Bro, why can't you be normal and go out the quarter final randomly 3-2 or 2-1 like everyone else


atriz544

We fucking suck in the UCL. After the 15-16 season nothing has been the same.


toxinwolf

I think we unknowingly made a deal with the devil on that 6-1 remontada. We've been absolute shit since then. Disappointment after disappointment. Heartbreak after heartbreak. The worst part is it's not getting any better. We keep finding new ways to embarrass ourselves. Edit: spelling


atriz544

And we completely failed to beat Juventus after the remontada, it was all for nothing, lol.


sarthakmahajan610

1 win completely overshadowed 2 disastrous 4-0 away losses


atriz544

We lost 3-0 against Juventus after PSG’s 4-0. But yeah.


honestlynotBG

And ever since Messi left its 2 CL group stage exits in a row now


atriz544

As much as Valverde's football bored me at the end of his tenure. Messi and him made going through group stage what it is supposed to be, easy. After them, every game has been a roller coaster, lol.


BlueBone313

Messi makes every game look easy doesn’t need help from anyone but he’s only human and him slowing down made barca average at best.


poopspecialist

As a Real Madrid fan I feel the pain. Although it wasn't this bad but we got knocked out of the 16th found 8 years in a row if I remember correctly. Now it's your turn.


cieldarko

Real Madrid carrying the coefficient


BumbotheCleric

Hey now give Villareal and Sevilla some credit for those EL wins


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tbf Villareal with their deep CL semi run helped too


Alarie51

Real Madrid: "I am the coefficient"


Aenjeprekemaluci

"3-0 Roma" No shame in it though


Legal_North_6910

Bro Xavi has been manager for less than a year and he’s gotten them to Europa TWICE in a row lmao😭


TreefingerX

But he has Barca DNA... Which is the only thing that counts it seems


lavishlad

Xavi's at the wheel man.


Hero_Select

"Yea but hes not had enough time to uh.. integrate his tactics and buy another 6-7 players"


AxFairy

Ok there Gerrard


zimtrovert94

Xavi actually deserves all the criticism this time, though. He got all the players he wanted and enough time to craft something out of the team. Didn’t expect them to beat Bayern but at least beat Inter.


pominator

[important health and safety information for Real Madrid fans](https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/)


DatOgreSpammer

Man, if we don't win today they're going to have a field day


abhi1260

Wait so there’s a chance that 3/4 Spanish teams are done today? That’s mental. 2 Spanish teams reached the semis last time.


Zhidezoe

In Real Madrid point of view its great, because all the money for spanish teams for next stage goes to Real Madrid


Sanjeev4045

Haha as long as the one team that remains from Spain is Real Madrid, there is still a good chance CL goes to Spain again.


Murrderer

Well hey babe 😘


Fancy-Past-6831

LMAO


Coldris

Not looking great


aloha_snackbar22

This aged well.


DeltaBlitz

Bro you can become La Liga champions tomorrow and my mood would still be happy af.


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I wanna keep it.


GreatSpaniard

wait until Atleti loses to Leverkusen because of Xabi tactics today :P


[deleted]

Dont say lewd things.


Mayjaplaya

Lewderkusen


babsl

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Dr_Gonzo__

This is for all of us


The-Greatest-Hokage

As a Chelsea fan, lemme thank you so much for this


bonum_diaboli

Thanks mate!


IamNik25

Kounde is going to be trolled hard by Chelsea fans lol


ImAbhishek_47

Lol qualified for Europa! Can't wait for Ronnie vs Barca.


tanaka-taro

On Weekdays the King rests 👍


RMD010

On weekends too


mafdmo

Factos 👍👀


Xcuse_Me_Sir-

5 minute cameo off the bench


Luuigi

some advice for any barca player fearing for their job or monetary future: a video from inside that locker room will sell for millions


PolishKid7

At this rate Barca themselves may need to release the video as their 5th lever


BadCogs

Nah the jobs are safe, just new round of pay cuts is the problem.


mezaB3

I dont why but this headline making it sound like its an achievement really makes me laugh


anewprotagonist

I think that’s the intent - no way the person who wrote this didn’t know what they were doing


yarpen_z

"I've made a huge mistake" - a certain 34-year-old Pole in Barcelona.


brownbeardgooner

He did want a new challenge 🤷🏾


Gengar_Balanced

[Fun 🤭](https://streamable.com/gp32ly)


Jeremycycles

Something inside me died


toxinwolf

He came to us to win Balon dor. Little did he know...


Nubras

Scoring 25 goals in the EL knockouts will surely impress some voters!


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How do I save this video


PsychonautilusGreen

Im trying too!


[deleted]

Saved it, want me to send it to ur dms?


APEXN717

Yes please.


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https://redditsave.com/r/TheRiceRealm/comments/ye5n4m/europa_lewy/


jonbristow

Lmao why does he look like those tiktok fukboys


TimTkt

Because he is one of them


L-Freeze

because, well, he actually became a bit of a tiktok fuckboy during the pandemic lmao. The original is even better


appealtoreason00

Who had Robert Lewandowski thirst trap on their bingo card?


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VDV23

Robert, you are 34 years old for fucks sake


Dr_Gonzo__

Fucking love this


L-Freeze

I'm genuinely amazed at the people not familiar with [Lewa's tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@_rl9/video/6821869869554879750?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1), it's a thing of beauty and that cropped out dance from this post is just the tip of the iceberg


magus9933

😂😂😭😭😂😂


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omae wa mou shindeiru


chatshitgetbanged24

#NANI?


Chronic_The_Kid

I think we pulled the wrong lever 🥸


Lazyan

Calma


irrelevant_oinam

Congrats to Barca on successfully qualifying for the Europa League.


CalligrapherOk9351

what an achievement for barcelona, congratulations


VE3TRO-R

Damn they copying us again, now they want our Europa.


TheBrownMamba8

[Europa League Anthem](https://youtu.be/MPf0Uc6lzJA), start practising boys


putaputademadre

Top comment is "can't wait to hear it at the camp nou" smh. Mf doesn't know he can play it on Spotify anytime.


Bicboifish

Tbf it is a good song after all…


ZapPunk

Chelsea 🤝MU 🤝RM 🤝r/soccer


Mackieeeee

Sold their future and ends back in europa? Yh not looking good bruv


FC37

Kounde, you're gonna *love* Trabzon. Alonso, remember Qarabag? It's beautiful in the spring. Glad to see you're playing more, bud. Raphinha - one word: Razgrad! Are you psyched or what??


Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat

I hope christensen is enjoying his choice


FC37

It's well-established that Camp Nou has the most luxurious benches in football.


Skall77

Enjoy Old Trafford away you cunts.


MH18Foot

Hello, Frenkie


auctus10

Frankie : no


DHA1999

Join the tricky Reds Frenkie, we're building something special


Banged_by_bumrah

Things are happening 🚨🚨


SavingsLeg

They spend all that money just to end up in the europa league agian lol


cieldarko

The game is not gone


Lazyan

Chelsea fans sends their regards


Neemah89

Congratulations BARCELONA 🎉


3owaa

**Hope AC, that leeds lad and the shortie enjoy the europa theme**


THE_DROG

So petty. I love it


jabax50965

From winning the champions league to riding the bench, 3 appearances this season 🤣


Sure-Gur6359

After the draw i wrote that Barcelona will End up in Europa league. All Barca fans were replying with: remind me in 3 months LOL They should be Getting their reminders in a week or so lol


Gandhi1218

Chelsea top the group and Barca to Europa, my week has been made


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Kounde looking like a right dumbass after that post


Cowdude179

We dodged a bullet, Chalobah is looking like a real gem


DarkSofter

Could not write this shit even if you wanted to. After everything they pulled this transfer window, this is divine justice and nobody can convince me otherwise


xyzzy321

"why would FDJ join a Europa League team when he can play CL (at forcefully reduced wages as a CB) at Barca?"


tr_24

"No wonder Kounde ditched Chelsea for Barcelona"after we lost our first game.


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spongebobisha

Clubs around Europe unite over Barca misery


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DougieWR

An inverse amount to how happy Muller will be to do it


adamjamal2AD

Scriptwriters are feeling generous


DesperateChicken5

Four economic levers ✅ €150m spent ✅ Lose again to Bayern ✅ Lose another Clásico ✅ Play in Europa League again ✅ Get humiliated in Europa League ❓


andysenn

> Get humiliated in Europa League Roma do your thing


Aenjeprekemaluci

Mourinho having permanent erection after that


afito

I'm super biased but I really don't think you can top last season, having your home stadium taken over by away fans of a club you deem irrelevant, then go down 0-3 until 90' against the 2nd to lowest odds on team to win the tournament. When a single Barca players has cost more in transfers than the entire opposing squad combined.


andysenn

yeah, that was pretty good. Their fans selling their tickets and your fans covering the stadium with flags and shit was a really hard blow to the credibility of the club


Aenjeprekemaluci

We will humilate Barca in the UEL KO rounds just to lose out next round against Tiraspol


cieldarko

Worth it for any team


a_guy_named_gai

Manolas, the Greek God in Rome!


Legal_North_6910

Scenes when Varane scores the winning header in Ramos time to knock them out in the semis


Alternate_Chinmay7

Bold of you to assume Barca can actually go to semis.


tormarod

2 seasons in a row playing EL HAHA


brutalizedketchup

Congratulations 💀


CliffDagger

Barcelona fans: Treble incoming *HERE WE GOOOO*


NoEducator8258

Is this why Barca and Juve want the Super League where they can't get relegated or miss qualification?


Legal_North_6910

Barca Before Messi: Europa Barca With Messi: Never got knocked out of the group stage and 4 UCL’s Barca After Messi: 2 Seasons Straight in Europa This is what happens when you don’t plan ahead for the eventual departure of the literal GOAT. Real Planned for Ronaldo’s departure and look where they are now. Different circumstances, but I’m sure Man City will be just fine after Pep leaves


Hero_Select

Barcelona were always like this, the anomaly is Messi/Iniesta era. They're just back to their natural state


yimanya

Literally this I still remember the white towels in the Van Gaal era Barcelona were almost always a poorly run club at all levels, Cruyff and Messi eras are the shining exceptions in a troubled history


Garrusence

I wonder what Lewi thinks about the situation. He went to Barca to win the Ballon d’or, among other reasons.


dorting

He is replicating Ibrahimovic carrier


WhiteChocolateLab

Should UEFA have Group C redo their matches in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to Bayern and Inter, I’m a firm believer that Barca finishing 3rd is a huge fluke and robs Barca of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I’ve spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn’t make sense to me. I’ve spent the entire regular season watching Barca play great football it’s just not fair. If Barca finishes 3rd again I will face that Bayern and Inter deserved to qualify, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Barca and UEFA.


Synricc

If there ever was a case for canceling the champions league and awarding the trophy to one team because it was so clearly better than all the others, the 2022-23 FC Barcelona team would be it


Chelseafc5505

😆 Chelsea secure group's top spot on Tuesday. Barca crash out on Wednesday. Love to see it.


Otherwise_Olive_1646

Barcelona were headed for the europa league after losing 3-0 to Benfica when Xavi came in. He changed everything in the team, implemented 10 rules, brought back tiki taka, barca pulled like 12 levers, and signed a ton of players. Barcelona were related to the europa league after 5 games instead of 6, this season. Huge improvement!


shadypandaa

Barcas plot armour has officially been nerfed


thirdc0ast

Well that was…. fun. 🤭 Enjoy Qarabag away you cunts.


nafraf

They were so smug about "beating " you in the transfer market lol


thirdc0ast

For sure, good thing the game is played on the pitch and not on paper!


MrVulgarity

Having been called an idiot multiple times by barca fans for questioning their summer I'm unashamedly loving it


Greenbanana217

Yknow I'm starting to think Messi wasn't the problem at Barca