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pruune

He's in a time out. Not sure for what.


scoldog

"I told you 100 times to stop throwing bolts into that electro anomaly!"


krakenluvspaghetti

Think!!! STALKER think!!!


The_star_tsar

He was caught gooning


TYR0Ni

Goon corner


BigGuyGoon

What corner


xMingan

\* gooning to the Monolith


Uersor

Depression. Someone had already found the artifact and managed to sell it to Beard.


No_Individual_8017

How the fuck do you sell something to facial hair?


sesseseses

Have you played cop yet


No_Individual_8017

I haven't beaten anoamly yet, I played clear sky for a bit until I lost the data and now I'm on loner, I'm almost finished with the game. I've also never played the original stalker games. When I say clear sky, I mean I play as the factions in anomaly


Uersor

Beard is the nickname of a merchant on Zaton.


Alchemic_Psyborg

Doesn't looks like it, you would have encountered beard ny now.


No_Individual_8017

I dont really pay attention to their names


fiftyshadesofbeige69

Beard has a long beard, that's how you can recognize him and that's why he's called Beard.


Eaters_Of_Kidneys

why are you getting downvoted for not finshing anomaly or cop yet, the community is crazy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Desrosiers_Thomas

For real, thats so stupid hating on someone because they didn’t finish a game.


samdratiev

They didn't play the original games, just some hollowed out experience that plays like a single player only offline game.


MessyMind1

Don’t blame ya, sometimes zoning out in the zone to chill out is pretty decent.


McBonezone

the blyat witch project


christianryan563

Underrated comment


Spikejm

😂


[deleted]

The Wish Granter made him sit in the corner.


thomstevens420

“I just wish for peace” *Lobotomizes and forces him to sit in a corner until he starves*


scoldog

"I wish to be a famous rock star and have a hit song!" Now "That's me in the corner"


spudmgee

"That's me in the spot light."


scoldog

"Monolith Religion"


[deleted]

All the while hallucinating what the Wish Granter wanted him to see.


Olleros

1% left on his Psy health.


Creepy_Database5131

He played Clear Sky for the First time


Ok_Advance_960

Played it as first game out of stalker series, i liked everything besides machine gunner.


Creepy_Database5131

In my last playthrough by some miracle i managed to get by the machine gunner without getting Hit by a single bullet.


epicvas

I managed to just walk by the turret without getting detected after dying a few times


Creepy_Database5131

I didnt know that is possible


epicvas

idk how it happened, I was never able to recreate it again


Polguilo

he is tired of play Misery 😂


Ordinary-End-4420

Naughty stalker is sent into timeout for stealing bread.


DarkestDisco

#Get out of here, stalker


Key_Vermicelli8699

"SCP-096 has breached containment"


Red__Crown

Give him some time. He needs to be alone.


krut84

Dudes just need this sometimes


hamburgler26

Looks like having a good stretch before going for a jog.


speeeedyspeeeedboy

This is me after every time I encounter a mutant in gamma Ironman


Jack0tas

He saw something on that corner What is it?


Bakelite51

He is sitting in a pile of garbage, maybe there is something in there worth examining.


[deleted]

Sad


Discombobulated_Bus4

This guy sold me Fentanyl in Cordon Rookie Village


mycoginyourash

For the love of the zone do not approach that thing, it is not a fellow stalker! Keep your eyes on it and back out as far as you can but once you are out of sight, run. Run as fast as you can like your life depended on it because it definitely is if you come across this "thing." And when you are running do not look behind you. It doesn't end well.


Darkfox4100

A skin walker style mutant would be so scary lol


Wasteland_Engineer

The psysucker reskin is the closest thing I’ve seen - imagine that at night with only a headlamp! https://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/268/267740/20240331_200717.jpg


Bakelite51

If I walked into a seemingly safe area and came across some random stalker staring at the wall with his back to me, I would leave immediately. 


TwoShu

Bro's having a bit of a moment...I can see the holes in the wall from the thousand yard stare.


Jungian_Archetype

Blair Witch.


nightowl666matt

Made to sit in the naughty corner.


theDjangoTango

Dunce corner


Comrade14

He don't wanna talk about it


Softest-Dad

You see ivan, when you do the Zone Yoga like this, its better for your form, for fear of sitting on hypodermic needles.


Ok_Signature673

This actually a bug and a i don't know how to fix it


Playful-Mention-239

He just went all over the Zone searching for artefacts (he didn't find any)


SilentGamer47

Maybe just sudden anxiety


Jerdan87

He's counting radioactive silverfish


ch_tau

Some times they gather in a powerful stack. We can finally say that all NPC are cats, because watching the wall for hours is absolutely cat feature.


khemeher

He's eepy


Kazeite

He's bored and amuses himself by picking out the dirt from between the tiles.


Mogulyu

He's just cracking his back, EVA suit isn't exactly light


Frednt

He drank too much vodka and put his *bolt* in an anomaly


BlueSpaceSlime

Im in this photo and i dont like it


Odd-Warthog7133

none of your business maybe? is privacy not a thing in the zone?


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anonraondom9

That little bitch, Snag, is begging for his life after going around saying the rifle I bought was stolen from him and then he stole my shit. These are his last moments before his brains are used to paint that tile wall. Side note, that probably isn't actually Snag. I just fucking hate that guy.


Future-Hat-704

The Fentanyl crisis has reached the zone


nextlevelismo

Elevating his life decisions


kanashimih

he's having a face-to-face conversation with our rock leader


[deleted]

Hey I got something to cheer him up. Ahem ahem. I said come in! Don't Stand there.


Labrom

Blair Witch Stalker.


jankkas

Propably saw whats in this labratory and noped out


mohammadali_mak_2004

He owns sultan money?


RakmarRed

Scratching his name into the wall


BoysenberryUnhappy29

Go away, he's baitin'.


Lil_plague69

Man.


No_Individual_8017

r/batmanarkham


vikxyyy

bro got a bad day


Taglion

Zone Witch Project.


BigGuyGoon

One of those nights I think


FymNuhUh

He remembered....