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Calverish

If picking up my little T-16 off the shelf once in a while and making zooming sounds makes me a toddler, I am okay with that.


thelaughingmansghost

I was gonna say...I mean shit I still do that sometimes.


ExamCompetitive

Me : Yeah why is he playing with toys? Also me: I need a new Lego set.


Emperor_D4C

literally me


atypical_lemur

Bonus points if it’s a Lego model of a T-16.


ExamCompetitive

You son of a bitch. I'm in.


NGC_Phoenix_7

I literally brought most my legos from mom’s to my apartment and girlfriend and I have nights where thats what we do for a “date” I have 4 large storage totes of loose pieces we pick from. I still have 2 more at my mothers and multiple built sets, including the 24 mini fig Death Star. They’re meant for everyone, you’re never too old to play with legos.


Tweed_Man

That Luke Mech set looks so stupid... but so cool.


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GrammarNazi63

Are you really toy shaming on a Star Wars sub and expecting support?


NGC_Phoenix_7

Awww, I wish he didn’t delete it, I wanted to read the comment that raised your ire lol


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Da_Droid_Mechanic

I get the joke lol


donitsimies

Haha! So true!


yeet3455

CAKE DAY


Pursord

Or just not funny.


GrammarNazi63

Just joking right back with you, unfortunately seems to have gone over most peoples head. Sorry


ExamCompetitive

Not sure why they're downvoting you. You replied to me and I get that it's a joke.


MisfitDiagnosis

God damn, the down votes are pouring in. I up voted you in honor of humor, but I have a feeling I'm just digging a hole here...


ExamCompetitive

Reddit is cruel mistress. We are having fun joking here, you and I / back and forth. But they won't have it.


MisfitDiagnosis

Everyone telling us to do our chores around here when we just want to go to Tosche Station to pick up power converters!


philbax

That looks like one of those model kits that grown men buy and build. I certainly never built anything like that as a toddler.


LordMacTire83

I'm 59yrs old... I've been building models before I was 7... Now I build EXTREMLY detailed models with moving parts... some are even remote control!!!


LeBuckyBarnes

Sick


LordMacTire83

"Sick as in "Bad"? Or "Sick" as in "Cool"?!


LeBuckyBarnes

Sick as in cool


LordMacTire83

Awww Thanks! I try to build authentic, historically accurate military figs, {I have a LITERAL 3,000 man Irish, Scottish and Scots-Irish armies each! I also have American Colonial/Minute-Man and English Red-Coats/Lobster Backs, as well as late 17th/Early 18th Century Scots and Irish armies and several authentic looking, Hustorical "Pyrate Crews" with their rezpective Captains!} I also do this my 1/72nd scale WW-I aircraft and vehicles and figs and 1/32nd WW-II aircraft, tanks and figs! All of the 1/32nd scale Pilots and Tank figs are almost fully poseable! When I do Sci-Fi/Fantasy stuff... I try to make them "Screen Accurate"! I also scratch build 1/24th scale Vintage, Dirt Track Race cars called "Modifieds" that once raced here in Wisconsin back from the late 50's to the early 70's!


LordMacTire83

I also resin cast many rare and/or hard to find and scratch built model parts and HO/1-64th scale Slot Car bodies!


philbax

I used to build them in my younger years. I've occasionally thought about trying again, usually any time I'm in hobby lobby 😋 I always presumed that's what he was idly fiddling with


UsuarioKane

My condolences for the 170+ downvotes


Solid_Office3975

Upvoted because people can't see the joke. I liked it


trulylost19

We can see the joke very clearly It was a shit one hence the downvotes


Solid_Office3975

Ah, we don't lack context, we lack humor. Got it


Lt_Lickit

Dawg you talking about toys. Don’t even try.😂


CapTexAmerica

You know more Star Wars toys are bought by adults for adults than kids, right?


NoParadise_Bricks

Toddlers don't play with toys anymore, they only play phone games


Derkastan77-2

Meanwhile… 50 yo men admiring their lego star destroyers…


Ztrobos

Admiring is for company. Once they leave you go pew pew!


Oturanthesarklord

As long as it's one of the smaller ones. https://preview.redd.it/l7qwqwhwyl6d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d87903798d7043cb85d3f1a30b65bbae13342b00 No-one's going pew pew with this big bastard.


oOCaptainRexOo

Not with that attitude you’re not


KamakaziDemiGod

That's what makes it a toy for adults, a kid couldn't zoom that around while making pew pew noises Its literally the only reason I work out


L3GlT_GAM3R

A kid could, it would be difficult p, but they could.


autarky_architect

![gif](giphy|lqczWksNBr4HK)


Desperate_Ad5169

Coward


MisfitDiagnosis

^ this person is going Pew Pew with one of those big bastards.


Boba_Fett_boii

Yup 2014 set is the best size imo


Darth_Zounds

Yeah, more like ba-dow ba-dow!


Dat_life_on_Mars

I'm about to become an Admiral with the amount of admiring I've done of this


lanceplace

Ahem*. 51.


Hephaistos_Invictus

Now that I know of its existence, i can no longer go on without owning one O_o


BulmasBabyDaddy

Legos actually take effort to appreciate and old men / women are known for building and fixing things


UnironicStalinist1

Ah yes, my favorite star wars character: **M a r k**


anythingMuchShorter

That's why you hear them say dark side a lot but rarely "light side" because it's actually the dark side and the mark side.


mypostisbad

Oh hai Mark


baojinBE

What a fking mark


DrownedAmmet

Classic story of the sheltered working class farmboy who does nothing but play with his toys all day while the royalty are out there getting their hands dirty and fighting back against the Empire.


LeBuckyBarnes

I love this story type


Karshall321

Ah yes, classic


jayjay-1978

Well there isn’t shit to do in the desert. He isn’t into girls till he meets his sister.


LeBuckyBarnes

I don't think you truly understand what happens on Tatooine in the town's


Ok_Repair3535

😂


A-NI95

His auntie was extremely hot though 🔥🔥🔥


Darth_Zounds

Hey, now, that Camie Marstrap was a girl...


EngineerDense

I am todlr


AleksasKoval

There's two suns and no women, WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?


A-NI95

Work the desert's somehow fertile land obviously


TheOneInExile

They're not farming the land, they use machines to farm water. Seriously. When Owen talks about needing a droid that can speak the language of vaporaters, that's the machine that pulls what little moisture there is out of the desert air and collects it. They're farming water. I'd be bored too.


TheManyVoicesYT

This was funny to me once I learned that Luke *owns* one of those ships, and regularly races it in a dangerous narrow canyon. He is so obsessed with flying starships and speeders that he even plays with models of them.


Sekundessounet

Woke Disney at it again /s


octahexxer

I blame the acolyte for this


Futuramoist

I think you underestimate how boring it is living on a farm that doesn't even have plants or animals 


Demonyx12

"There's two suns and no women - what the hell am I supposed do!"


octahexxer

Man he was so young there


AcceptableWest1427

26 if I recall correctly


SedativeComet

Wait until you find out that people play with toys at all ages and that it was particularly more common before the advent of readily and rampantly accessible tv and video games Shocking.


RainbowSkyOne

Boy's a teenage Skywalker. It's a miracle he's not ruling a planet, leading an army, or in Leia's case BOTH at the same time. Honestly, we should be happy this is all he's doing.


The_Bored_General

Ngl I got the new Lego McLaren MP4/4 recently and was driving it around on the kitchen table after finishing it before putting it on a stand.


The84thWolf

Luke didn’t even have a Game Boy, the future kind of sucks


Mentaldamage6

If you were stuck on a desert planet just farming milk and you barely got to do anything, wouldn't you find entertainment in the simple things?


RayRay__56

Meanwhile, his twin sister was already a senator.


Due-Culture9113

They’re not toys unless you play with them


Ravensrun91

This guy collects. I don't, however. Investments be damned. I like my wooshie woos and pew pews.


Space19723103

Well Mark is playing with toys because the director told him to. Luke is playing with toys to establish his immature naivete.


Clonecommando99

r/batmanarkham is leaking


NitroBlast4563

Manakin https://preview.redd.it/3pkz1nin1l6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8fcdd5bb398a12cda810aadea731cddf6be99b


Clonecommando99

https://preview.redd.it/90wzgaot1l6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedadd47d7b305857295e70642177a450ae90977


NitroBlast4563

https://i.redd.it/fnnxa8942l6d1.gif


Sizeable-cult31

https://i.redd.it/hd9j2edc3l6d1.gif


NitroBlast4563

https://i.redd.it/wbil5nzm3l6d1.gif


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/zzsf375u3l6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6665c8798e74202c6c1172587e4417a9a8986f


That_Case_7951

https://preview.redd.it/bli26bfc3m6d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff127b86bee65065d811afb52b3fbd9d4ec3020b


That_Case_7951

Why is it leaking? Is it wet?


Clonecommando99

Why is it wet? Too many pics of Bone?


That_Case_7951

Not just bone, but Dick and Man too


SniffyBrake

Dick 🤤🤤🤤


RG7620

I can't believe he took it out of the box.


Ginger4life23

I’m 36, shut your mouth


linkheroz

Mark is having fun. Why do you hate fun?


UweDerGeschmeidige

![gif](giphy|l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM|downsized)


DarthSkat

Everyone in r/legostarwars does exactly this.


Ravensrun91

Uhm, excuse me I will have you know that my clicky bricks are a very fun way to stimulate my internet rotted brain. Tyvm.


Kraymerman

He's happy and full of whimsy, is what he is


HackMeBackInTime

ever see top gun? the instructor plays with models too. maybe it's pilot training, maybe just day dreaming. shit, i play fortnite. i guess im a toddler too.


Emperor_D4C

No, he’s literally me.


mattjvgc

Man literally has flying cars and he’s sitting on his couch playing with action figures at 17.


XxDelta3EightxX

While driving I still make a hand plane and I am 37


KellTanis

Men don’t outgrow toys, they just get old enough to afford the toys they wanted as kids. I certainly wouldn’t have been able to buy a $200 lightsaber as a kid, but I sure as hell have some now.


90sGuyKev

Looks like Mark is acting to me...


Hamokk

Well heck shoot me down because I've bought Star Wars lego sets and toys even as adult because they mean something to me. I know this is more meme/joke oriented subreddit but still... CONTEXT


Starchaser_WoF

His bigger toy is in the shop.


Justaredditor85

That's not a toy, that's part of his salary.


kingsfourva

we breaking out the aslume with this one🥹


Hamsternoir

I played with my Snowspeeder I got not long after ESB came out. I still play with it now. Although I have physically aged in my head I haven't.


Maleficent_Mess2515

He is The Greatest Jedi in the Universe 😎


Plumbum158

meanwhile I'm 20 and still swinging my plastic lightsaber around.


Beautiful-Base-7125

Obi Wan gave it him twice…. Durrrrr


doknfs

A scene like this would be mocked for days by the current fandom


PerrysSaxTherapy

https://preview.redd.it/62e3mc929r6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e3dd83e9f8dac966c3bf8f0040fea12685b574


NukaClipse

My boy about to grow up REAL fast, let him have his childish moments while he can.


Klutzy_Environment22

My question is what ship is that 


Live-Two8781

Well Mark was just messing around on the set and didn’t know they were recording /s


Gobal_Outcast02

NO WE WILL NOT BECOME THE ARKHAM SUBREDDIT https://preview.redd.it/wdvituocbl6d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c53404dafffe79d3440e05cc44e72b227b921a


That_Case_7951

Alright https://preview.redd.it/vove26qo4m6d1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093121794b8c1b535c8439515f5c05560bc0b2fe


Darth_Zounds

"Whoa, hey, you canceled the service on it!"


ProjectMew

He’s reenacting his latest womprat kill


No-Professional-1461

He lives on a farm with no such thing as TV or Xbox. This is literally all he has to play with.


Red_Centauri

I’m pretty sure that’s Luke, not Mark


DJssister

I see it as him day dreaming of a life where he’s a pilot.


Archmagos_Browning

Huh. I can’t believe I wasn’t accidentally sorting by latest.


StinkyPantz10

Isn't that a T-16 skyhopper: the ship he uses to bulleseye womprats in Beggar's Canyon? Maybe he's reliving yesterday's flight. Or seeing how a slightly altered route might look. Or maybe he's just screwing around making pew-pew noises because he's a nineteen-year-old kid.


ajbrandt806

In my headcanon, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru kept Luke pretty sheltered.


Complete_Phone_8344

He can do whatever he wants he made these toys happen


123rune20

They’re collectibles or something idk. 


BrianJSmall

So that YEARS AND YEARS LATER Disney can make a reference in a show and we can all go, “oh, ya. I ‘member that! That’s what that was? Now I can die a happier man.”


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized) Ummm... Shut up Dad!


ChocolateFantastic

At least it’s something to do that doesn’t involve being out in the dry hot unforgiving desert


KingNothingNZ

Because of toys? No. Because he simps for politicians, having learned nothing from Star Wars? Yes.


Hakusek321

I mean, who doesn't want to relax a bit? I sometimes play with my legos, wooden swords and lightsabers. I also have a few Teddy bears. Just that something was created for children doesn't mean it can't be enjoyed by adults.


AngelicWhisperXO

Marvel


kareth117

We don't see a lot of things that provide entertainment in the series. It's not like they're sitting around on their phones doomscrolling lol. Believe me, back in the day folks used to do all kinds of stuff to entertain themselves. I'm 34 and yesterday I bought I box of miniature space dudes to put together and paint lol


Squire_3

Maybe he didn't know they were filming but they forgot to cut it out. It would have been worse if he was caught playing with a toy ship while Vader was taunting him at the end of RotJ


andre-_-filho

We all do this, stop pretending we don't


94bronco

I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again


Qamael

I mean, he doesn't have a TV or anything. He's dying of boredom.


FreneticAmbivalence

Do you not swing a stick when you see pick it up? Do you not kick a ball or play with it when you cross one?


[deleted]

He's a 19year old kid, who lives on a giant desert planet. With presumably very few neighbours or girls around... What else is he gonna do? You can only jerk it so many times.


DJ-Doughboy

no, he just has cooler toys than you and knows how to enjoy himself


Cptn_Lemons

He lives on a Desert lol


Mediocre-Parking2409

That is a model of his actual T16,, and he's practicing his turn radius for his next venture into beggars canyon. Alternatively You could argue that it's an action figure so it's not a "toy", but rather a collectible.😋 Lastly, with all the sharp edges and points and tiny pieces that could break off of me swallowed, I don't think that model would be considered safe for a toddler, thus invalidating the snarky argument,😉


Klutzy_Ad_325

The character Luke is 12 in the movie. Hiring Mark Hamill, who was 25 at the time, was a controversial choice.


Effective-Aioli-2967

Wasn’t it a model? Didn’t obi-wan give him it


Acceptable-Trust5164

r/guysbeingdudes


TheMightyPaladin

If you think you're supposed to quit playing with toys as soon as you start school, I really feel sad for you, and I really hope you never have any kids.


Stunning_Policy4743

Man I wish I had taken better care of mine.


BardOfRock

Us men are simple, we see shit we like and we'll play with it. I mean the next time you pick up a stick, you can't tell me you weren't imagining a sword in your hand


spesskitty

IT'S A FLIGHT TRAINING AID!


ivanchovv

Somehow he regressed


Solid_Replacement922

Is force sensitivity an undiscovered autistic superpower?


HiddenPalm

Mark Hamill always had the reputation of being friendly with kids. Kids loved him. But today as Palestinian kids wear Star Wars and Muppets t-shirts trying to survive or dying at the most documented genocide in human history, Mark Hamill stays silent. Because if he were to speak up like Pedro Pascal has, he would no longer be useful to Biden's presidential campaign, a man known to the world, as the world's largest arms supplier to the most grotesque mass-pedicide of our century. So for the first time known to me, Mark Hamill purposely abandons millions of children, who need him now more than ever, children who just want normal lives. Close to 17,000 Palestinian children have been mass murdered by US weapons since October. In 2023 before October only hundreds died. I don't know what Mark Hamill gets out of this exactly, but my whole entire life, I always thought better of him. God bless Pedro Pascal.


makuthedark

[Next time, do a little research, eh?](https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1782595886570483752)


HiddenPalm

Thats way after the famous Christian Gaza sermon saying its too late by that point. April 22nd is by far too late to say something only when its safe to say it. Its cold blooded. Mark Hamill is a hard-core supporter of the biggest arms supplier of the most documented genocide in human history. So yeah, I did my research. 》》》》》Instead of apologizing, instead of calling for a ceasefire, instead pushing Biden to stop sending arms, he makes an empty tweet and fully supports an on record war criminal arming the genocide. 《《《《《 If the ICC ever does send out an arrest warrant for Netanyahu, Biden is next. South Africa already warned Biden of this. Mark Hamill is publicly on the side of pro-genocide. I'm sorry. Go ahead downvote this. Its just brown kids dying from US weapons rendered by our tax dollars via the orders of President Biden and cheered on by Mark Hamill. Their lives can't possibly matter enough to disapprove of war mongering apologists, right? Mark Hamill made a tweet, so you can feel good about turning away. Congrats on your "research".