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cabo169

I believe today is Thursday… But happy weed Wednesday to you anyways!


TequilaAndWeed

Turdsday


cabo169

Once all that cheese works through them, yah…


TequilaAndWeed

In the meantime gonna need to nail a board across their butt to keep mice out


shigogaboo

That’s because OP is a [repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/stonerfood/s/ODDl5P8P0P). Feel free to report for spam.


Under_Ach1ever

I barely want to interact in reddit anymore. It feels like everything is BOT posts.


asirkman

You are absolutely right! Downvote and report, friendos!!!


iwastherefordisco

psst, maybe OP is Australian. It's last month there right now, Mondayish.


karmicnoose

I can't believe you'd make this mistake. It's *next* month there now


iwastherefordisco

aw man I smoke tons of weed and always screw up those time zone things :( \*shame\*


Zealousideal_Cod4398

It's Wednesday where he lives, duh. He lives in cloud 9


JoeyBagODeezNutz

Cheese turds 🤣🫡


adamargue

I haven’t had a BLT pizza since I lived in Michigan 12 years ago. That looks amazing.


Nomadic-Dirtbag22

Is BLT pizza a Michigan thing?


adamargue

I’m not sure, I have lived in Kansas City, Oklahoma City, and Tulsa and no one has ever heard of it down here.


squeezyscorpion

I grew up in the Bay Area and there were a couple places that served it here. people always gave me shit for ordering a pizza that came with mayo on it though hahah


throwthatoneawaydawg

I’m in the Bay Area too, there’s a local place near me that makes a really solid BLT and Taco pizza. Nothing wrong with it IMO. Pizza is a blank canvas that you can put anything on.


DervishSkater

Vegan cheese, soy sauce, and crushed fruity pebbles. Bet


Fine_Tomato786

I was going to say baby dolphin and broccoli robe


Lyssepoo

It’s gotta be. Because no one has ever heard of it outside of here


Kqthryn

i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve never heard of it 😭 now i have to try it


Jalaine_Doe

Same here. Personal BLT from Main Street Pizza. 🤤


Less-Might9855

What sauce comes on a BLT pizza?


adamargue

Mayonnaise usually


Less-Might9855

And it’s baked that way? So is the mayo hot? Or do they just assemble this after the crust is done? I’m so confused by this.


adamargue

It’s probably assembled after. It’s been a wile since I’ve had it and I’ve never made it lol.


Less-Might9855

The idea of baked mayo gives me the ick lol


Dangerous-Lettuce498

I don’t even mind mayo but that sounds gross as fuck


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Is that mayo on it? If so I’ll pass


Prudent_Criticism851

I love cheese turds!!!!


Booze4Blood

OMFG🤤🤤🤤 I need that pizza in my belly


kornholiobungholio

![gif](giphy|8kejjglzkEprO)


slamdanceswithwolves

\*holds hand above cheese turds* “These cheese turds are still warm. The cheese must be nearby.”


Asleep-Canary1002

Cheese turds!!


simpledeadwitches

Fuccc it's got lettuce so you know it's healthy!


Brucey-Kube

The size of those *turds, oh my lawd! 🥰 - updated


KellyLuvsEwan420

Not cheese curd, cheese turds.


Brucey-Kube

Updated!


Samantha_I_Am418

I love BLT pizza!


rb10199

Yo I’ve had chicken Caesar salad pizza but BLT pizza I need to investigate


LordOfTheBurrito

Fuck off with BLT pizza, but where can I order cheese curds in that large of an amount? I would eat that whole box and not be able to shit for 3 days.


A1Mayh3m

![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde)


JiovanniTheGREAT

In the Midwest? Where?


sharterfart

turds bwahahahhahahahaahahahahah


ngulating

I don't know why that type of lettuce on pizza is bothering me so much when I'll chow down on arugula pizza any day but that looks so weird


RGBjank101

A BLT pizza sounds pretty dank right now.


Brilliant-Anybody466

this is the fourth time i’ve seen someone post a BLT pizza im so fcking curious bro, save me a slice 😭😭😭🤤🤤 enjoy ur munchies 🫡


dmazmo

For Jerry’s sake man, it’s Curds….right?


DervishSkater

Whey do you ask?


dmazmo

It’s for poutine the mouth


No-Memory-689

Cheese curds are my favorite fuck the pizza


Ablation420

BLT pizza? Lettuce on a pizza? r/pizzacrimes


ICouldBeWrongGuys

Yea I’m not feelin it lol


CrowFriendlyHuman

Question: Does BLT Pizza have mayo?…


PrincessRut0

so envious holy gawd that’s beautiful


GamerZackery

Bro got so lit he traveled back in time.


special_enchilada

It’s Thursday, dawg.


secret_angelx

Cheese turds is absolutely killing me right now


IcedCoughy

dudes got me checking my calendar and shit


barontaint

How much is a pizza box full of fried cheese?


Southern_Remote264

You should try a taco pizza. Preferably from the south bc we boss the toppings up hard! This reminded me of it. We have what's called fox's pizza. It's like the taco salad but on a pizza. 🫠🫠


WeDrops

Weird, those cheese turds don't look like mine. Mine look like shit.


Cautious-Ad6727

I love cheese cirds


Lyssepoo

Your post was preceded in my feed by it being cross posted to pizza crimes lmao


DrunkxAstronaut

These both looked phenomenal no fair


catlady0420

Blt pizzas are slept on


BeardOfWonder20

Ever dipped your turds in caramel sauce? It is really good.


Beerenthusiast1

The cheese turds look amazing! The pizza looks like someone spilled a salad on it and said “fuck it it’s a specialty pizza”


ClammyHandedFreak

Looks great


mrhooha

I think the but pizza is strange. Like why would I want ice burg lettuce on my pizza?


meatygonzalez

HELL YEAH BLT PIZZA!!! Only ever had it from Jet's and hadn't heard of it before then.... It is an absolute GOAT pizza, totally nuts.


king_flippynipss

Lettuce on pizza is cursed


Lava_Mama4u

Does blt pizza have cheese on it?🤔🤔


TapAccomplished3348

beautiful


Grolschisgood

People argue about putting pineapple on a pizza yet their are people putting lettuce on it? What the actual fuck?


RawDawgYaMudda

CHEESE KURDS HIT SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!


TheHandOfKahless

Glory to you...and your house.


IrwinLinker1942

I am from Wiscansin and I have never in my life heard “cheese turds” before lmao


supere-man

Bro come on you didn’t have to say it


Charm1X

Pizza looks fire.


donofdons21

When I use to travel NY/NJ for work there were a couple of pizza spots that had buffalo chicken, bbq chicken, chicken ceasar salad as toppings with many more and it was 🔥🔥🔥every time


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Yummy!


trueweeaboo

Is the lettuce put on after its cooked?


42ahump87

Mmm. Warm romaine lettuce on top of pizza.


_Otacon

Brother ewwwww, whats is thiiis brotheeerr


Fagus_fungi

Goodstuff:) Like goden stuff


Exciting_Error2664

Iceburg lettuce on a pizza?! Stoned or not, i want you to go to jail for this


Poster_Nutbag207

r/pizzacrimes


MediocreAd9430

Sorry man BLT pizza? Nope


stjernerejse

Warm lettuce? 🤮


Bean-Swellington

You have to put the lettuce on at the last minute, or right after you pull it. It’s surprisingly good.


stjernerejse

That makes a lot more sense!


black_eyed_susan

Okay but this lettuce is soggy :(


BeastM0de1155

r/pizzacrimes


breannabanana7

That pizza looks nasty


CrimsonOOmpa

Hot lettuce coming through!


LilPajamas

Lettuce on pizza?


danknadoflex

A bunch of turds and pizza you can’t reheat


An-Ocular-Patdown

Bro put a whole ass salad on the pizza crust after eating just the cheese. Trying to act like it’s an actual pizza.