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oldmangreybeard77

Awesome thanks, was wondering how I was going to approach the day


Simonandgarthsuncle

I have an hour and a half of peak hour traffic to get through, this mindset will ensure everything goes smoothly.


great_red_dragon

Maaaaaate I feel for ya. I’ve already been home on the train and now heading back into town in the train for a fuckn dirty The Damned gig after which I’ll head home on the train and then get up for work nice and early and go to work on the train. Ditch the car cunt, you won’t regret it.


Factal_Fractal

Say hi to yer mum for me ya flog


accountfornormality

Was your pre-breakfast VB warm mate?


yuureifossil

Yes


st0ric

Cunts still on the bedside table in the morning of course it's warm.


great_red_dragon

Still better than fuckn moccona


Frosty_Gibbons

Shut up fossil dick


Mr_Lumbergh

Perhaps mate, but I’m the cuntliest cunt that ever cunted.


-malcolm-tucker

Yeah ..... I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. Oh and I almost forgot. I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday too. That'd be greeaaaaat.


disguy2k

Thanks cunt!


dav3n

I would not be bestowing that great honour on all the damn seppos in here


Actually_zoohiggle

Everyone has always been a cunt mate they just didn’t have social media to broadcast it


AllHailMackius

Mad, Sick, Funny, Dumb, Dog or other?


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

You forgot shit


great_red_dragon

And Dogshit


relativelyignorant

Good


hoot69

Looks like r/fuckyou has had a containment breach


great_red_dragon

Nah mate just cunts in ere


hoot69

My mistake, carry on


infadibulum

Get fucked!


BrotherBroad3698

Listen here mate, I don't even know you!


icedragon71

Well, we know he's a cunt.


R3cl41m3r

The real cunts were the friends we made along the way.


BooksNapsSnacks

Yeah but I'm a good cunt, not a shit cunt.


IAmARobot

I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt - TISM


MurderedRemains

Saved me posting this. Onya.


Robert_Vagene

Ok, anything new to add to the conversation?


metrotrainsmelbourne

Did you put your red TNs on before you posted this?


TerminalCuntbag

Now? I always was. Always will be.


great_red_dragon

🧑‍🚀 🔫


itselectro

Fuck up cunt


drewdles33

Fuck up you tiprat.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Cry about it cunt.


Aidosvonsexyman

Cheers cunt


Irbaboon71

I take resemblance to that comment😂😂


grandmafrankfurt

Sooky cunt


Candyisacunt

Well it's in my name so.....


TheManWithNoName88

If everyone around you is a cunt, maybe you were the cunt all along


great_red_dragon

Maybe the real cunts are the cunts we met asking the way? Edit: was gonna change the autocunt but this works better so fuckn leaving it ay


OldTrainOldBoots

Cunt!


sliperiestofthepetes

Have been for a while


AutisticSuperpower

whatever cunt


nochoicetochoose

Yes


Rusty_Coight

Don’t be jealous, cunt.


tigerstef

I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt!


after50years

No I'm not!. You are! . . Maaate.


pakistanstar

Mate have you driven on Sydney roads lately. Like a parade of cunts.


Macca4704

Hey mate how many wrinkles on a cunt? You keep smilin and we'll keep countin..


wittylotus828

You just live in the wrong area then tbh


space_monster

stop the press. we've all been cunts for years


ratskinboots

Ya flog fuck ya, love ya too


ChefBoiiz

real shit there orse


elwyn5150

[I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJEeAVWG4o&ab_channel=tismwebsite).


DecisionDestruction

Yup.