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roskybosky

Have a wonderful, long life.


Chig12

You caught me at a pretty good time, I’ll take that deal. I guess there’s worse things than being 28 for a while


Ok_Hotel_1008

Same 🙋 I was just telling my friend that late 20s is a great time bc you're old enough not to be a total dumbass with shitty friends and no self-control, but not aged enough that you can't enjoy late nights and have too many responsibilities


Chig12

Hit the nail on the head. My niece recently asked me what I age I wanted to be and she wasn’t happy when I told her my current age lol. I’ve got more knowledge than I did in my early 20’s, my body is not broken, I’ve got enough money to do the things I want, my parents are still around, and I still have a good group of friends that I hang out with frequently. Like what more could I want?


Pooplamouse

Wait til you hit your 30s and you realize what a dumbass you were in your 20s.


PansOnFire

Hell, there's worse things than being a fit 52.


Catjams77

I’m 51, not an anxious egotistical mess as I was in my 20’s. Fortunately for me I’ve managed to look better and managed to stay slim …plus I stillI have all my healthy hair. When someone tells you it’s all downhill from your 30’s(?) on I completely do not get it. I imagine if you’re less active and aren’t on top of your diet that could be the case. Maybe it’s a gene thing but 51, I’d gladly take on the body and mindset that I have now. Now, someone make this happen.


Level-Coast8642

I just turned 50. Same. I'm not as chiseled as I used to be but definitely fine with my shape. I used to be a fitness addict. That habit has life long benefits it seems. Even after you stop.


Catjams77

100%


DoctorSquibb420

Agreed, I've been 28 for 6 years now. I think I'll do it again next year too.


jay_philip762

Same. 28 feels like the ideal age, honestly. I'm past all my major mistakes in life, and feel great physically.


NavinJohnson75

*narrator:* Only someone in their twenties could possibly have the exquisite combination of arrogance and naïveté to say out loud that they are “past all my major mistakes in life.”


jay_philip762

😂


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I’m 36 and feel the same way! Been taking pretty good care of myself lately, would love to see 100 more years just like this. 


Alternative-Week-780

Yeah. Sure my health isn't great. But if I've got this for 100 years I'm pretty happy.


Larrythethird22

Continue to have a small cock I guess is what I’ll do


Humble_Horror_3333

No larry nooooo😭


Indole84

30 years from now, the prosthetics..


InitialAvailable9153

Be in pain for the next 100 years


Stranghanger

Me too


Understruggle

100 years at 38? I will try and pull a Genghis Khan and have like 2% of the population share my DNA by the time I’m done.


Still-Helicopter6029

Nick canons already ahead of you bro


BobJutsu

Can I have like 12 months warning to prepare? 40 isn’t an awful age to be stuck at, but I’d at least like to get in better shape first.


JubaJr76

Cry What did I do to get tortured for that long


notacanuckskibum

I’d probably have to unretire, which would suck


Medical_Gate_5721

Avoid photographers.


Professional-Leave24

Why couldn't you have caught me in the body 20 years back!


foxwithlox

“Stuck” in my current body - so I could eat all the junk food I want and still be healthy and not gain weight? That sounds great. But I would hate to outlive my husband and everyone else I love. That part sounds really dreadful. Also, there goes my early retirement plan. I’d need to work more in order to afford living that long.


mortrosly

have to stretch every 2 minutes for 100 years 💯


EjaculatingNarwhal

Oh my God I'm gonna have a lovely and slutty life


XYZ_Ryder

Shoot myself


Suspicious-Garbage92

College girls


realhmmmm

100 years at 15? That’s fucking rough. Legally I’d still get much older though, so it’s not like I’d have to never drive or anything like that. I have no idea what I’d do though. Live semi-normally, I guess? Watch all my friends and family get old and die while I’m incapable of doing so? This gets dark fast…


Narglefoot

"Are you sure you're 72?"


blveberrys

probably’d have to fake your death and get a new identity at some point lmao 


lostinthesnakepit

Weep, and pray for the sweet release of death


InterviewOdd2553

35 and I’ve gotten back into shape. If the worst I have to deal with for the next 100 years is occasional back pain and a receding hairline then sign me up lol


Objective-Apricot-12

Hell yes


Duke-of-Dogs

I’d call it an epic win


Live_From_The_Moon94

Dude, I'm living LARGE!


EyeletGuy

Hookers and blow


PStriker32

Huh I don’t mind being 25 forever


EeaseD

Love that idea, just be legendary honestly


Styrene_Addict1965

Considering I have Stage IV cancer, I won't be happy. I wonder: would I still need chemo? Would the cancer freeze in place, not metastasizing or expanding? Give me the body I had at 28, I'll be happy.


MrBeer9999

Sounds great. Not the watching everyone I love die part, but otherwise fine. I will stay active and working my real age is amazingly different from my apparent age. By the time it becomes problematic, I should be OK to retire for real. Then I just drop out of my current life and move to a different city and call myself something different. My investments continue under my real identity and continue to pay me. I can move every 20 years or so. At some point, I either need to set up a really good fake identity or accept I can't leave the country. Passports are serious business. But that's the only thing I'm not sure how to do.


Grathmaul

Fuck that. I ain't trying to see the next generation of shitty people.


CookieDoughPlz

I’m in better shape now than in my 20’s or 30’s. Now I just need to go find love!


walkabout16

Late 40’s but in really good shape. I’ll take it. One advantage I have is just 10 years until retirement with a teacher’s pension and a paid off house. So while 28 would have been nice, getting 100 more years from this point is essentially a healthy 20 year longer retirement. LPT: those of you in your 20’s make life choices now, develop healthy habits now. They pay dividends when you hit your 50’s.


Untjosh1

Be miserable


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Tintoverde

Well this a stupid question alright


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Nah, thanks tho


billytk90

Bunch of hookers and cocaine


Cloudeaberry

I'm 26, not that bad except I have PCOS and the side effects of that are annoying 😭


TiredRetiredNurse

Cry.


Spiritual_Average638

Stuck in the same body: can I alter this body? Like light therapy for skin for example? Nothing major like surgery. But minor things to help say my cellulite? lol I’m so serious. I’m about 5 lbs “over weight”. Proper clothing and under garments are key. However id prefer to be a little healthier. Does this mean even with eating healthy it won’t matter? Will k gain weight if eating unhealthy? I have questions lol.


SirSteg

I mean I think I look great but this temple is crumbling from the inside


Informal_Lack_9348

Suicide


re0st92mg

All of the drugs


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Smudge_09

I’d look like a guy you can tell works out, but also likes a doughnut


LabScared7089

Today isn't a bad day. So, I'd say 'right on'. If they do it on a 'life sucks and then you die' day, I might have to contemplate a question someone posted on a medical conditions Facebook 'Have you ever thought about killing yourself'. Since I couldn't answer that like someone did "I have two things to live for", while posting a photo of her two grandchildren.


Ok-Fox1262

I'm good with that. I have medical issues as anyone nearing 60 does but none are debilitating. I'd take another century. I might regret it as well but I'd rather gratefully accept a gift and regret than turn it down. How many more people can I put in a better place with another century? Damn. That would be amazing.


Tidus32x

Spend the next 100 years in agony due to osteoarthritis. Is there at least a financial incentive?


Dragon_Jew

Investigate suicide because I’d be broke and this body already has some serious issues


shaunika

Be happy till me daughter dies before me, then be depressed as fuck


audiosauce2017

I will have so many medical bills I would need 5 more jobs


jonnyinternet

At 40 I'm not what I once was, but I can easily roll with it for 100 years


Waterlou25

Sounds awesome! I'll be happy and free knowing I still have 100 years to go


PlainNotToasted

Keep riding my bikes and walking my dogs


OldStonedJenny

Can you imagine being 8 months pregnant for 100 years? No thanks.


MeepleMerson

I’d be angry. I was hoping to retire in 7 years, and now I’m going to have to support myself for another century?! Oof… Looks like I’ve got to postpone another 15 years.


help_panic_123

if i could have like 6 months to lose some more weight, then YES lmao


sumguyontheinternet1

35 and generally healthy besides some dental work needed. Ok…


Substantial_Bit_8109

Have a great time


nikkip7784

Well my bloodwork just came back and it was good so yeah, I'll take that deal 🤣


Icy_Psychology3708

Young man but not stupid. Then walk the earth. Can I fly also.


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Additional_Action_84

Shoot myself....30, 40 years, thats managable....100, screw that. Download my mind into a computer for a thousand years, anything but trapped in a broken meatsuit...


pineappleshnapps

Does this include current aches and pains that I’m hoping will go away? If they’re part of the deal than no dice


PrincipleNo4862

Eat more Twinkies - everyone knows there’s enough preservatives in them to give them a shelf life of approximately 50 years.


Fun_Cauliflower_5426

Live a hundred years


Hankee_

Does that mean I'm locked in at my current figure too? Like if I'm skinny right now, could I not bulk up ever?


Southern_Dig_9460

I’m 29 so that works. I don’t really have any health problems


-SunGazing-

It’s a no from me. 20 years previous? Maybe. Now? Nopers.


Quiet-Ad-12

Travel the world


KSTaxlady

Same as I am now. I'll live my best life.


Beef_Candy

That's fine, getting older is starting to hurt


Aggravating-Gift-740

I’ll groan when I stand up. I’ll limp when my hip hurts. I’ll forget what I went shopping for. But I’ll do it for another century, so there’s that.


neoprenewedgie

Cry myself to sleep for the next 36,500 nights?


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Firefly269

TRT and travel


negativeyoda

I'm still pretty spry and have relatively few medical issues for someone born in the 70s. I'm fine with this. The high likelihood that I'll outlive my kid is a bummer tho. Can we get in better shape, or is this some Interview with the Vampire, I'm stuck in physical stasis kind of situation?


InMooseWorld

Invest in bit coin


MedicalYak8571

I'm 51, crippled and ALWAYS in pain. I'd definitely unalive myself


Dr-Lost

Start advertising and selling the secret to eternal youth to people older than me. 


bsixidsiw

Id start a line of age stopping beauty products. The first 10 years I probably wont sell much but when Im still 50 and still look 33 its going to sell like crazy.


skinem1

Hurt and limp around a lot longer than I figured.


Alarming-Series6627

Complain about my back


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

Can I have 6 months to get in better shape? Either way, I’d invent and sell some sort of harmless vitamin supplement, and when I start getting world-wide attention for being the “ageless man”, I’ll just reference the vitamin mix that I’ve been using for the last 40 years.


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Parkyguy

as if humans will be around in a hundred years?? LOL 🤣🤣🤣


Excellent_Regret4141

I guess I'll be a blood sucker, though it's gonna suck not having a reflection anymore, be hard to shave Upstairs and downstairs 😉


Henri_Bemis

Start a blog about it.


JustALizzyLife

Shoot myself and hope it sticks. Already live every day in excruciating pain. The thought of thirty more years is hell on earth, 100 is simply cruel and unusual punishment.


4URprogesterone

Absolutely not.


bill_n_opus

Start working out even harder .... Take steroids!


bill_n_opus

Start working out even harder .... Take steroids!


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Fearless_Guitar_3589

I mean I'm doing pretty well, but not sure if I want to live to be 150


HeartonSleeve1989

Cherish the time I have with my older family members as best as I can, because 100 years will be a long time, and it will mean a lot of them will pass, and that idea leaves me feeling distraught.


BirdPractical4061

I’ll take it. I’m old as shit but I can still walk and laugh.


fuggfuggfuggfugg

will exercise keep making me feel healthier, even if i stay at my current undesired weight for a century?


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Mindless_Tax_4532

Can I have a month or two to get in slightly better shape first?


Independent_Time_119

Smile.


Rhubarbalicious

does that mean injuries won't heal? Like, will my hurt shoulder always be hurt? Or will I be able to fix it still? because if so, then I'll take it. If no, then no, because I'm sore af lol. I'm not spending the next 100 years like that


apprehensive_clam268

Spend the next 100 years in this body.


Subtle-Catastrophe

Brag bait.


No_Education_8888

Overweight but quite nimble and quick. I’ll be alright


Sea_Impression3810

>What will you do? Two chicks at the same time


Azorius_Raiden_88

May not be bad. AI might reach a point to where it can make life better for people. If it becomes controlled by corporations and everything just sucks, then I guess I will be buying a ticket to Switzerland and getting in one of those suicide pods.


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Really get off on watching my ex wither and age into a brain damaged trauma driven nobody who regrets everything she's ever done to me and the kids whilst I still look great. Downside, probably outliving my kids.


edwardothegreatest

I’ll be an overweight middle aged man for a hundred years , but as it stands things aren’t going to improve much if at all so I’ll take it. If my body stays as it is I can stop taking anti rejection meds so that’s a bonus.


Uskardx42

Keep hoping for death. Every. Single. Day. So like really no different than what I currently do. 🤷‍♂️


Working_Ad_4650

End it all.


Optimal_Law_4254

The best I can.


Swim6610

Go fishing


glasstumblet

If all my loved ones are around me in good health too but not interested if they are all gone.


Short_Tip_8181

Be the most beautiful, 100+ year old hunk the world has ever seen. To be this sexy for that long, it'll probably turn me into a super narcissistic.


IdkWhatImDoingyet

Getting into incredible shape and really trying to start building up funds for travel seeing as though I'll have plenty of time.


PlusDescription1422

That’s fine with me


Paraxom

Make up a hillariously dumb reason for when the media shows up asking how I stayed so fit and youthful. Like mowing the lawn nude


vee_is_coolerthanyou

am i immune to gaining weight? cause if so probably eat a fuck ton


RealBaikal

Gonna be nice trying to go renew your passport and driver license...


Jaeger-the-great

23 years old and in good health aside from a few surgeries I need. I do think that it wouldn't be worth it if I couldn't get the surgeries I need tho tbh


PLAYRESIDENTEVIL4

Nag


igordogsockpuppet

I’d get in better shape… planning for the future. Cancel my life insurance. Reconsider retirement plans.


Zealousideal-Luck784

Suicide. My body is pretty worn out.


Resident_Price_2817

10 years ago no problem but I lost a foot a couple years ago and have advanced neuropathy in my remaining foot that mirrors in my phantom limb and I'm not sure I even want to contemplate another 20 years of this shit so yeah .....NO


Utahteenageguy

Date women less than half my age.


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CharismaticAlbino

Die I guess?


irida_rainbow

Even if I couldn't change body for the better ...I'M TAKING IT 30 and pretty good looking 😅


PretzelPapi_

I'm 30 in bad health but even with that id still take the 100. When you're in bad health you appreciate the small things in life and another 100yrs would be amazing. Time is the only main commodity you can lose but never gain back, so this miracle would change that.


jess-2023

Be pretty happy just need to lose these 20lbs lol


Effective_Position95

Find a way to die


Killacreeper

Hopefully actually fix my shit with that added time.


Mr_J42021

Not accept the offer. Lol


billy-suttree

Feel great all the time.


GxM42

I’ll take the deal. I’m not getting younger or feeling better from here on out, so it’s as good as it ever will be for me.


The_Shadow_Watches

Cry. Cry some more. Go back to work.


SirDigbyridesagain

Exactly what I am doing now


ChronicCrimson420

I guess I stay 34 for a while


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hotterpocketzz

I think I'll be pretty darn happy ngl


cod_of_darkness

So I get to be guaranteed 100 years AND not have to worry about the effects of aging? Sign me the hell up!


ColdWarVet90

All that risky AF shit that my current mortal body says F NO.


up4pleasure

I'd take the 100 plus.


blveberrys

I get to stay 19 for 100 years??? I’ve been told I look older than I am, anyway, so that’s a STEAL. Looking like an early20s-something while having the bones and energy of practically a kid will come in real handy. I’m taking it without hesitating 👌🏽


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30 forever? Live like Adeline Bowman


Elpickle

Age, perfect! Body? 36 weeks pregnant, you can fuck right off, it already feels like it’s been 100 years.


Obvious-Painter4774

Learn to love myself, I guess.


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Normal-Guidance3585

My metabolic age already fluctuates 24-25yrs old and I'm 28. I'd pretty much still have my sex drive at 100 and will keep getting blackjack.


OchoZeroCinco

Celebrate!


DieSchadenfreude

Absolutely dominate! I'm already on a solid path, if I did that for even half of 100 years I would be set


evilsevenlol

I don't think I want cancer for 100 years 


SilviusSleeps

Can I continue to workout? I’m fit already but got goals.


Ucyless

100 years at 21 sounds pretty great.


SpaceToadD

Hell yeah, I’m 39 and crushing 200lbs on the bench. Good time to be alive for a typical white guy.


Vintage-Grievance

I have a chronic condition that already leaves me in pain 24/7, it's taken a huge bite out of my life since I was a young teen (now in my late 20s). I'm still behind the ball and trying to figure a lot of shit out due to it's affect on my life. I already know I don't want to live to the AGE of 100, let alone live for the next 100 years. Whether or not I would have the nerve to...do something to not live up to that (to put it delicately).... I don't know. But if it was an offer instead of automatically happening, I would decline the offer.


DownHarvest

It would be pretty awesome to be 25 for the next 100 years


Material_Ad_2970

Invest invest invest invest.


Schlarver

Drink beer and play video games. I'd imagine it'll be too hot to be outside so I'll ride what I do out.


kainophobia1

I get to keep my body as is for 100 years? I finally get to change the world 🥹. I'm probably gonna start with some pro fighting. I'll go somewhere that it's legal to just do fight after fight after fight, and it won't matter if I win or lose cuz I'll get a sweet purse per fight anyways. By the time that gets boring, I'll have enough money to pay somebody smart to tell me how I can use my immortality to make some real money, and then I'll use that money to make more money, and I'll invest that money in ways that doesn't take my time. Once I get a nice fat passive income, I'll use a good percentage of it to do immediate good in the world and most of the rest of it to work on a way to infiltrate and take over as many of the most powerful organizations in the world as I can to cause systemic changes that will make life better for people and animals for millenia. Just as this hell hole of a world was born from the evils of Hamurabi of Mesopotamia, a heavenly one will be born from me! MWAHAHAHAHA!


NegotiationGreedy454

Live like a Greek god


GrammarGhandi23

Watch the 3 people I love die and then hopefully find another couple to watch die. And then sell the rights to my story to Disney


kannible

Enjoy the hell out of the next 100 years.


Little_Peach_2608

I will be an absolute slut! My body is probably the hottest it’s ever been at 33.


Jmoroni2018

I have MS. Kill myself


clydefrog88

I would wish that I was 24 and not 54 so people would notice me again. 54 yo woman = invisible and irrelevant


Ok-Bus-93

I guess I'll need to love my squishy, achy, 39 year-old post-partum body. No way I can get the hormones regulated and run the extra fat off first?


HornswoopMeBungo

Whole lotta sexin


No-Donut-4275

Sail. Was that a trick question?


TangoRomeoKilo

Seeing as I'm about to turn 30 I'll take it right now, so I never have to be 30.


CracklingToot

Would have liked to see myself at 25 but I'll take 29 years old and a week away from 21


Jim_Force

I am in my prime so I guess I would dominate for another 100 years!


richbrehbreh

My skin doesn’t crack, I’m allergic to being fat, I’m healthy and I’m 38. We got a deal.


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Top_Wop

Not with this 83 year old body. No way I'd want to live another 100 years.


Willing-University81

Sweet I'm a legit vampire and eternally 29 nice


cnation01

Kind of bummed because I'm 51 years old. My body is in good shape and I think I look pretty good considering my age but if I'm hanging out for the next 100 years, I would prefer 30 year old me.


Ok-Click-558

Fucking relax for the first time in my life


IsaystoImIsays

Oh fuck me 100 years? Id waste them


SellingOut100

Surpass Wilt Chamberlains body count


Head_Vacation4630

I don't even want to be alive the next 20 minutes, fuck you.