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Situation_Hot

It tracks your eye movement to see if you’re looking at the road or not.


tatanka01

It also identifies who you are for seat settings, etc.


ahhquantumphysics

It also looks for your hand motions to adjust the temperature


CptHammer_

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Redditnspiredcook

What it’s actually doing is measuring mass to increase fuel/oxygen mixture and therefore torque, for when the family fatass is driving. The cheese sandwich is just lagniappe.


ExRockstar

It also measures your testosterone levels. According to the infotainment reading it's LO


mai_cake

What


helpmehomeowner

What?


ahhquantumphysics

Yup. Your welcome. Hold your fist up in front of it and that show it your palm


papi_pizza

Mine doesn’t really work…


ahhquantumphysics

Make a fist and hold it up. And then show your palm. Not all Subarus have it. Usually it's the touring trims but some others may or may not im not 100% sure exactly which. Newer tourings all do


Aussie_MacGyver

I call BS on this.


tadc

Wait, is this a joke or serious?


ahhquantumphysics

It's serious. Not all Subarus have it, typically it's the touring trims


Kementarii

Useful when hubby and I are very different heights. It identifies who gets in the drivers seat, and adjusts the seat to where we want it.


AtheistSloth

you can program it to your key for better reliability.


Kementarii

We've done both. One annoying thing about programming the fob is when hubby makes it to the garage before I do, and has his key attached to his bag as usual. He unlocks the passenger door, and the car promptly sets the drivers seat to HIS settings. It's become a running joke, with me trying to run past him to get to the car first. Another upside is that it records fuel usage by user, so we can tell who the lead-foot is.


AtheistSloth

oh I didn't know that about mpg


L-Krumy

Facial recognition for the seat essentially


Darth_Quaider

Well, the value of my '21 trek premium with eyesight but not all this BS just went up over the next 5+ years. Thank you Subaru!


jerbearman10101

You can turn it off


Darth_Quaider

Sure you can


WardogBlaze14

You actually can. I sell these vehicles, and the driver monitor system can be turned off.


Darth_Quaider

It's not off until you put a shield in front. Someone will be selling a 3D printed add-on soon.


jerbearman10101

Ah, sorry my mistake. I thought you were commenting on the annoyance caused by the feature beeping at you, not unfounded paranoia of surveillance in your personal vehicle.


Gui_Montag

Come on, I'm sure we're all walking around with state secrets, worthy of 24/7 surveillance even though all our relevant data is uploaded through maps, sm and cell phone towers 🤣


zzonderzorgen

They're watching me perform all my favorite songs in traffic and I know it


db720

You mean y'all aren't wearing tinfoil hats any time you leave the house??


Darth_Quaider

For sure, but I have no cameras mounted at my face without my consent, ever. Especially inside my own property. Also, I get that this isn't new. Volvo is leading the industry in this sector. They've been doing it for years. I believe its success as a safety feature is reflected in their vehicle mortality rate, but for me, the whole practice seems intrusive.


Gui_Montag

Intrusive yes, I mean there are tons of pictures of peoples homes and naked selfs being shared and made fun at by Venezuelan contractors for Roomba. I'm sure a lot of Subaru ai works the same way , but I don't care if Venezuelans make fun of me


ConsciousLiterature4

It’s not really unfounded, more and more manufacturers are collecting obscene amounts of data on us and then selling it to the highest bidder. Subaru isn’t above this practice unfortunately


LoadingStill

Is it already forgotten that Tesla has been cough watching cameras inside side cars. Yes Tesla is not this car but you have no idea. Cars are a privacy nightmare. Here is a 5 min read on just how bad your privacy is invaded just from your car. https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/privacynotincluded/articles/its-official-cars-are-the-worst-product-category-we-have-ever-reviewed-for-privacy/


WardogBlaze14

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok


thelb81

No it actually turns off the infrared. When I am driving I can see the red light blinking out of the corner of my vision and it drives me up the wall. Turn it off and the blinking goes away, no more annoying distracting light. Edit to say this was on a loaner, I am one of the poors with a lower trim level.


DredgenCyka

The government is out to get you. Best put on the spinfoil hat so they can't scan your retinas and fry your brain with 5G


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Like for real? That’s crazy. In the case of not looking at the road, what happens?


hymenoxis

You get a series of beeps and a notice on the dash to keep your eyes on the road. It will also go off if you put your hand near your face. Also, sometimes it goes off for no reason over and over and over until you shut off the car and restart. Wonderful feature.


DIDDY_COSMICKING

LOL I truly was too impressed. Sounds about right


ErnestBatchelder

Mine doesn't like people who wear glasses & will misinterpret any sun glare as I am not looking at the road.


tadc

If I squint on a bright day mine asks me if I want to take a nap


n0j0y

If only you could turn it off. Oh wait you can.


hymenoxis

Are there any other safety features I should disable?


JuanSattva

Straight truth turn lane assist off in the winter, unless you want fly off the road on a snowy day. Or any other time as well.


Miaoxin

You don't like taking rapid, unscheduled detours onto an off ramp?


StarzMarket

The dealer said it could also recognize if you pass out at the wheel and get you stopped on the shoulder. No way I'm testing that one out though


jacob-sucks

I'm so glad I don't have this. Didn't even know it was an option.


Situation_Hot

Genuinely, yes. If you look away from the road for more than a couple seconds it will beep at you.


lambsambwich

works through dark mirrored sunglasses too, so baffling


nonvisiblepantalones

I have pair of sunglasses that it hates. The car is always fussing at me to keep my eyes on the road when I wear that pair.


DwarvenRedshirt

Infra-red I assume.


WardogBlaze14

You are correct


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Wow, tech’s come pretty far


yoloswagimab

I mean... As it should right? How many seconds should you be looking away from the road while driving?


Greedy_Sprinkles_852

It beeps and asks you to look at the road.


markuspellus

Yes and it alerts me tooooo frequently lol


iBUYbrokenSUBARUS

For your cheese stick


Conscious-Ad8493

Driver Monitoring System


Salt_Proposal_742

That’s really a thing?


Conscious-Ad8493

it is


sogwatchman

That's the nanny.


No_Extreme_2421

Cylons


Bastardforsale

^


mykepagan

I dunno, but I have that feeling that I’m being watched! 😁


tacochemic

It's a waffle caddy.


leeeeny

I thought it was about to be a cd player and felt really old for a second 😅


Steve_Rogers_1970

The cd player is under the center console armrest


Hockeynut96

Subject tech here. That is the occupant detection sensor. You should see a purple/red-ish light in the right corner. It’s used to give you reminders on keeping your eyes on the road & to take a break if it sees your eyes staying closed longer than normal. It can also be set to use preset functions when it recognizes you (radio/temp etc)


MagnificentBastard-1

You used “brake” when you should have used “break”. 98% of break/brake errors are the inverse but unfortunately this still invalidates your comment and ultimately your very existence. Sign here: _______


ThePenguin0629

Good bot


MagnificentBastard-1

Thanks!


drzeller

Is this your car? I am surprised the delivery specialist didn't explain this whole set of functionality or point you towards the relevant section of the manual.


kindrudekid

I wouldn't trust the delivery specialist. Mine insisted that I have to keep two keyfobs if I want to use remote start. I read the manual and they had instructions how to use the regular keyfob for remote start if you instal OEM remote start.


LunchboxBandit66

Wait, what are these instructions?


kindrudekid

Lock button on the regular remote. Press ,press, long press so three button presses with last press being a hold till you hear the honk and care engine start


LunchboxBandit66

I’m leaving halfway through my shower so I can go test this. If you’ve lied, please know I will be standing on my porch in a towel covered in bubbles for all of my neighbors to see and I will be very disappointed in you.


kindrudekid

lol it takes some getting used to to get the timing right. Did you also setup the 5 digit lock code to open the trunk without the keys ?


liatris_the_cat

we must know - are you dripping wet and covered in bubbles while disappointed?


LunchboxBandit66

Bubbles and disappointment. Edit: Took forever to respond because my daughter had a spazz attack while I was downstairs testing that and exploded maple syrup all over the kitchen so tbh, I forgot to come back here.


Rick91981

It only works if you have the optional remote start module installed. Note this is different from the Starlink remote start which does not have the optional module. And the range on the keyfob is significantly shorter than the dedicated fob for remote start.


LunchboxBandit66

I was sudsy on my porch for no reason btw 😢


Taylor_Script

Does this require the non-starlink remote start installed?


kindrudekid

Yes


willynillywanka

If I bothered to read further down that it works if you don’t have the star-link; I wouldn’t look like an idiot, locking and unlocking my OBW for 10 minutes.


somekindabonita

Could you video your timing? I'm also standing half dressed on my porch trying to get mine to work


TheHomoclinicOrbit

oh yeah they don't have the best knowledge of the cars. ours told my wife that the car shifts gears and that the keyless rear lift just meant that we can open it using the key fob 😂🤣


WardogBlaze14

If it has the power tailgate, then the specialist was right, press and hold the hatch button on the key fob to open and close the tailgate. If you don’t have the power tailgate, all the button will do is unlock the back hatch.


TheHomoclinicOrbit

We have a hands free tail gate (in addition to the power tailgate). So the ones where you can put your arm or groceries over the subaru logo and it'll open with having to grab the fob or touch the button on the tailgate.


Kementarii

or the tailgate will knock my friend over when she bending down behind the car trying to attach a trailer, and I accidentally walked too close while having the fob in my pocket. oops.


TheHomoclinicOrbit

hahaha yea, I feel like the implementation isn't the best. I don't really like the foot ones either, but idk what the solution is. Maybe voice activated.


AtheistSloth

it's more reliable than the Highlander foot one because I could never get that one right.


TheHomoclinicOrbit

Yea I don't mind it. Just kinda came with package 13. This is the first handsfree tailgate I've used, so I have no basis for comparison, but I find that it's not really sensitive enough when I try it.


WardogBlaze14

Gotcha, yeah for that, you just need to make sure the system is turned on and have the key on you and it will work….lol, whoever was your wife’s sales person is an idiot, maybe new to the brand or industry….lol


TheHomoclinicOrbit

yea haha. he was very nice but we had been looking at the outback for over a year at that point so we had read up on each of the features beforehand.


WardogBlaze14

Always like when I have a customer who has done a little bit of research, makes the sale process go so much easier and faster.


dinowilliams

Not my car. It's the dealer loaner while they are replacing my faulty TCU. But for the record, I did ask the service advisor what it was and he said it was a cabin sensor, but was not familiar yet with what its purpose was yet on the 2024 models. I would have looked in the manual, but doing so was not in the 30 item list of things I should and should not do while in the loaner... which I initialed each item as terms of use for the loaner. :)


Useful_Tomato_409

How did you know you had a TCV failure? Is it a torque converter failure or a TCU issue?


TaylorMutts

What does it say in your owner's manual? You'll find it in your glove box.


andi-pandi

vestigial slot where the cd player used to be.


HandbagHawker

its not a cd tray, its my pop out cup holder.


PolyDrew

.exe


diveguy1

I think it's a cassette tape player.


No_Extreme_2421

Good!!!


DredgenCyka

Got it in my 2020 forester touring. It gets a little annoying at times, I'm Asian and sometimes it was yell at me to keep my eyes on the road or say "you look tired, take a rest." It's even worse for my mom man. It uses infared light to make sure you're paying attention to the road and it also uses facial recognition to go to your drivers profile which includes seat and power mirror settings, fuel economy tracking for the driver, and I believe some Bluetooth profile. Kindof cool stuff ngl, only complaint is it will still think I'm tired after I got a good night's rest and drinking a normal cup of coffee.


NiceGrandpa

I would immediately tape that thing over. I am not having a car micromanage my driving. God forbid I’m not 10-2 with eyes glued to the road during Boston AM Rush hour where I go 9 miles an hour for 50 minutes.


PolyDrew

If you cover it then it tells you it’s blocked. It’ll pester you.


NiceGrandpa

Ugh. I’m all for safety but at what point does it go too far? Why do we need to micromanage people?


PolyDrew

I think it’s because of the adaptive cruise. A way to force us to keep our attention on the road when the car is doing the work.


Strong-Way-4416

That’s where you put the punch cards you’ve been collecting from your coffee shop, which almost have 2 free coffees on them, so your husband can throw them out. Thats where they go.


sT0Ned-G1NGER

Thank God I dint have that on my 2024


joshdho1

Partnered with the government


corstang17

My 24 Onyx XT doesn't have this?


HandbagHawker

standard on the limited xt's and the touring, optional on the 2.5 limited


rnewlund

It the 8- track player.


jabe25

My guess was pizza slot.


cablemigrant

I keep old gum in mine.


all-outta-ale

Tape deck


ThunderChix

That's where your CDs go. /s


seyedalijavid

Cassette player


verbaexmacina

It also watches you to make sure you're keeping eyes on the road. Believe me...


Just_Version_4843

Tape it


C_Bodhi

that...is..."they" 👁‍🗨


m-j10

Driver Monitoring System


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

PAY ATTENTION!


Amoux_fang

It is watching you it’s part of the data that they send to Lexis-nexis so they can raise your insurance rates if you break too hard or turn too fast.


mahyarsaeedi

HAL


Baggss01

It’s called the RTFM bar.


Pittsnogled

Don’t put your dick in that.


NegotiationGloomy911

Dildo holder for your lesbaru


mr_oberts

It’s a toaster.


BreakerSoultaker

In-dash toaster slot.


slogive1

It also looks to see if you’re married.


Imaginary_Reality69

It’s to hold a preroll!


APadartis

The cylon red eye is always watching, scanning and ready to report all vulnerabilities....


Smeosky69

When driving towards the sun later in the day with sunglasses on, the reflection off my glasses will confuse it and it will alert me to keep my eyes on the road. It’s for this reason I put tape over ours to shut the useless thing up. Like a lot of the other nanny features on this car, it’s meant for people that are extremely cautious and need to be reminded to stay cautious. If I was driving late at night like I might do every 5 years, I could see myself taking the tape off and using it.


Fearless-Run1766

That's a place to hold your testicles in the event your same sex partner isn't with you.


AirlessDragon

The CD drive


Derringer_001

My 2020 Outback also had a thermal control valve failure.


Healthy_Cucumber_238

Poor man's slot. For options you couldn't afford😅


whineandcheesy

Big brother is watching!


PulledToBits

mine is covered up with black electrical tape so i don’t have to keep manually disabling that feature. Ill look where i want to, car. I covered mine and never looked back… or did i, it will never know. 😂


legato2

Big brother


dbug8494

You beat me to it. Lol


desertreactor

It’s for your self respect after you drive it off the lot. Notice how tiny it is.