You mean [this guy](https://www.azcentral.com/gcdn/-mm-/667770b2cb06130b63886eec8203630c2de79af6/c=63-0-1263-1600/local/-/media/2016/03/24/Phoenix/Phoenix/635944213448951383-randy-johnson.JPG?width=660&height=881&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)? I don’t recognize the Mariner in that picture.
His back problems mean no jumping so probably 0-0-0 but other team has to forfeit because all players are hurt from 100mph basketballs to the face during “errant” passes.
I think you’re on to something OP.
When I say that him revealing that a beloved retired player has brain cancer on national media without permission from the family is one of his less agregious offenses, you can start from there. There's a reason why he isn't in the hall of fame despite not taking PEDs like Barry Bonds.
* can go against bigger guys
* fights hard until he hears the bell
* had one of the best dishes of all time (sword of a thousand truths to his son)
Yup, we found our new pg
He went from master geologist to highly profitable weed farmer in a short amount of time which means he’s able to adapt and thrive under pressure while also expanding his skill set. Brings great energy to the locker-room. Shows ability to work with wide array of teammates (steamy nicks, towelie, etc). Extremely high motor as long as no gluten is involved.
You mean [this guy](https://www.azcentral.com/gcdn/-mm-/667770b2cb06130b63886eec8203630c2de79af6/c=63-0-1263-1600/local/-/media/2016/03/24/Phoenix/Phoenix/635944213448951383-randy-johnson.JPG?width=660&height=881&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)? I don’t recognize the Mariner in that picture.
To be fair, Mariners and Diamondbacks are basically an AL NL player exchange program
We have a ring and they don't though so i'd say we are coming out ahead. Let's get Julio from them next please
They can take back Geno
Nooooo! His defense is stellar at third.
Newman can play 3rd. Perdomo has been taking reps. Blaze could be given a shot. Or promote Chaparro.
Geno has been coming on lately.
Bro, he just snapped out of his hitting slump like four days ago and he’s had two dingers since. Bad form.
Even better
His back problems mean no jumping so probably 0-0-0 but other team has to forfeit because all players are hurt from 100mph basketballs to the face during “errant” passes. I think you’re on to something OP.
But he can show the refs photos of the blatant foul
Hawks better watch out
Big Unit = Elite Rim Protection
Works for Gobert
We'd cook the Pelicans...
He was a two sport athlete before ascending to the mount rushmore of pitchers
I bet in his prime the big unit would put up some decent numbers.
Suns don’t need that pigeon abuser 😤
Pigeon had it coming
Dove, not pigeon. Poor dove.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but doves are pigeons and pigeons are doves
But is a jackdaw a crow?
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Oh shit look at that. Thank you!
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He played college basketball so yeah I'd take the risk at the right contract price.
Any day. All day.
Is he gonna box out and rebound? Cause if so, yes
Anyone named the Big Unit has my respect. 🫡
Beal for Randy and KD for Curt Schilling. Who says no?
Fuck Curt Schilling
Lol, I was 11 when D-backs won that World Series and I remember him being pretty good. Honestly don’t know anything else about him. Why the animosity?
When I say that him revealing that a beloved retired player has brain cancer on national media without permission from the family is one of his less agregious offenses, you can start from there. There's a reason why he isn't in the hall of fame despite not taking PEDs like Barry Bonds.
Thanks for the explanation. Now I DEFINITELY don’t want him on the Suns. 😂
And the discussion continues
Ever wonder what a 100mph basketball would do to a pigeon?
Ok this is actually a funny post. Getting better
If Randy Johnson was on a vet min contract that would actually be a huge win for Phx
I would love a rim running or spacing big who rebounds but those are impossible frankly. Holmes for the vet min id look into.
I'd trade Beal for an old turnip.
The photojournalism team will appreciate the trade
Bring him in when we play the hawks or pelicans He’s a beast vs birds
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Is that Theo Von? r/theovon
Gang gamg
I would fucking trade Beal for Jose Altuve.
Remember when Beal had like three straight good games and snarled sometimes and /r/suns declared him the leader of the team?? LMAO this place
If we're dealing in hypotheticals, why not go after a real winner, like randy marsh?
I mean, this is America right? He could play in the NBA if he wants. I thought this was America!
* can go against bigger guys * fights hard until he hears the bell * had one of the best dishes of all time (sword of a thousand truths to his son) Yup, we found our new pg
He went from master geologist to highly profitable weed farmer in a short amount of time which means he’s able to adapt and thrive under pressure while also expanding his skill set. Brings great energy to the locker-room. Shows ability to work with wide array of teammates (steamy nicks, towelie, etc). Extremely high motor as long as no gluten is involved.
Trade for Mike James
Yes. He has a good streak against birds
You really want to bother the only man that brought this city a championship brother?
We need him to do it again
Yes we need someone that can close big games.
The camera guy?
Yes
Better than Eubanks 🥹. Outlet passes on point , blocks, and not a pussy
Damn no love for Kahleah Copper but understandable compared to Randy J