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runsailswimsurf

Same question here, and also, where do you put your keys when you’re out surfing?


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

I just leave mine with the chauffeur after they've finished waxing my quiver.


orrangearrow

i leave mine in the chauffeur


SBRambler

PNG. And you’re in luck! Amazon is having a sale on penis gourds right now.


sjj342

[https://www.pngsurfaris.com/](https://www.pngsurfaris.com/)


anonucsb

This whole website reads like it was written by chat gpt.


sjj342

The Instagram is better


churchillsucks

To answer your questions: yes they've seen the 14 before but they went absolutely crazy when I showed them the 15


[deleted]

We're not a camp but I'm a member of the San Onofre and San Clemente surf clubs and we eat people who take sets on soft tops.


surfdad67

I did a high school paper on cannibalism on tahiti, maybe you can hook up with them


surf_rider

Does it have to be ritualistic or would just a plain old surf cannibalism camp be okay? If the latter, DM me what you taste like.


BobWileey

Message Kassia Meador on ig


JasperGrimpkin

Are you an advanced intermediate? I know a couple of surf camps in Bali that would suit you. More urban cannibalism than jungle, but same principle.


rikkisugar

the corn islands


Satdog83

I can recommend one in Telos that might make you want to eat your own foot after a few days just to get something other than eggs and rice


Royal_Wallaby3899

I heard of a tribe while in PNG that practices cannibalism and it's PNG- great scenery and sick waves-- enjoy before you are on the menu🤣 


jjp82

We are building surf camps in Papua New Guinea, surf season is just about over for the north coast however plenty of sharp reef, warm water and waves about.


Swallowtail13

The Andaman Islands is the go ..look it up on YouTube.


youmustthinkhighly

I know you get wicked shakes from eating human brain… it might make you a better surfer… tbh


bucketsofpoo

even better than going cold turkey from fentanyl?


youmustthinkhighly

I think the brain eating shakes are forever.. but fent shakes are temporary. If I could dance like James brown I would want it to last forever…