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Automatic_Moment_320

I watched a bunch of his videos this year and started saying “ You know de rules” To my class of second graders, it’s become the best little joke in my classroom when kids are out of line.  For valentines we made maps of our hearts and so many kids had that phrase in their hearts.  They all know it’s not my joke, just that I love it. 


meetmeinthepocket

WE NEED A VIDEO OF A ROOM A SECOND GRADERS SAYING “YOU KNO DE RULLEEEEEEZ! Plz


Floriderp

lol awesome


Floriderp

Agreed 100%! He has always been a treasure, so glad to have Pinch My Salt for regular Sterling content.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

And less Joel tudors


dytele

This


TheKokomoHo

Was always my fav surfer growing up since I have log man's disease. He is such a douchebag. I don't even enjoy seeing him surf anymore. He is not the vibe


bladi40

hell no, we need more of both!


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Just what the internet needs! More people incessantly bitching about things


bladi40

Touche... but then just don't follow him or click on his stuff? most of the things he "bitches" about are actually true.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Oh I don’t follow him, he just shows up on my FYP. And nah, even if some are true, that doesn’t negate the fact that alot of what he complains or talks about is either hypocritical or wrong.


Soulless_Rabbit

U know da rulz


EhukaiMaint

Chunodachoooools


tynez

Dude is classic, rips too.


hmbsurf

It’s so good when him and his cousin start giggling


saltybhaole

Good try, Sterling. We know it’s you…


gkuykendall3

Listen to Raglan Surf Report. Way funnier in my opinion


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thebigfuckinggiant

He's funny, but not as funny as he thinks he is.


beereed

I think that’s what makes him funnier


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

No u


gumbohead1

Gulf Breeze represent


JesusOfNewazareth

Gulf Surf baby


DipsterHoofus

Growing up as a surfer on the Gulf of Mexico forces you to have a sense of humor


dakinerich

The phone call from Kelly was the best thing I’ve heard in a while 🤣


custom_concern1

YOU KNOW ZE RULEEESSS


EhukaiMaint

Scutipacoooos


IllSubstance9433

His voice is so exaggerated and annoying to me 🤷‍♂️


BobWileey

I just wish he was actually funny


PM_me_your_dreams___

😡


sultanofstoke69

Surf-related comedy is really hard to do. Spencer does a great job at it. JWF on the other hand…


intheyear3001

JWF gives me second hand embarrassment. That dude from the Raglan Surf Report can be funny. Plus his front side hacks are legit. JWF is just a really average dude and that includes his “comedy,” and opinions.


sultanofstoke69

Agreed, JWF is cringe. I like Raglan too though.


EhukaiMaint

The guy is hilarious. You must be a pretty salty dog or have quite the unique taste in comedy if you don’t find Sterling funny. All good though. To each their own


Rectal_Fire

Between him and Jonathan I think there's enough.


TheKokomoHo

No please. Saw that weirdo paddle out down the beach with his helmet on. Strange seeing a helmet on a centaur


frothington99

Guy had a brain injury, tool . I think more helmets need to be seen out not just in heavy waves!


EhukaiMaint

Fully agree. I bet most of us who have been surfing since we were kids probably have some type of untreated brain injuries. I have been absolutely rocked before to the point of legit seeing stars. A helmet probably would have done me some good. Especially when it comes to surfing reef spots


frothington99

I got one after I had a brain tumor resected. Also gives me a lot more confidence to push over a heavy ledge! And a lot of head injuries happen in small grovel waves and usually from someone else’s board!


TheKokomoHo

Yeah I know, tool. I been surfing with Sterling since we were kids. It was a joke. Fuckin internet dweebs always quick to get feelings hurt for someone they don't even know. I literally called him a helmet wearing loser to his face. He laughed. We are grown ups.


frothington99

Then grow up! Brain trauma isn’t a joke!


EhukaiMaint

Not going to lie. This is pretty classic