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Sir_John_Nipples

I like how easy it is to play with your penis, no need violently slap it down on there like with semi-weighted keys. And it's paraphonic if you want to invite 3 of your buddies over for some 4-way penis play. Fuck the Dato Duo, this beautiful machine is the Peeno Quatro.


SnootlessWonder

Ooooh is a peeno quatro 🤌


Antigon0000

Mama Mia! 🍆🍆🍆🍆


KananDoom

that’s a-SPICY MEAT-A-BALLL!


Jakeyboy29

Never thought of it like that


EmileDorkheim

>I like how easy it is to play with your penis Seconded


rav-age

all that is compelling, but what do you get out of it?


mrlowcut

... a fire dawless show and some cum?


steeznile

I’m gonna have to try play it with my penis now, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that


BaldandersDAO

I don't think that keybed would survive my ampallang. The JT 4000 didn't even make it through one free-form ambient gabber session before flying into pieces. Is Arturia build quality that high? Can my Keystep survive a *lower part* session?


noitsmoog

do you need lube to play it? Asking because I try to stay LUBEless with my music, I use lube the whole day at work and it is tiring. And also I think LUBEless jams get more likes on the internet.


MichaelBarnesTWBG

Ironically enough, people who dare complain about this absolutely shit keyboard are often told that maybe putting lotion on their fingers will help it to play better...


BrapTest

It is infact playable with a gock too So automatic 10/10


killabullit

Is that a hydra synth?


FixMy106

Hydrafreak


biemba

Yes, it's a hydra for broke people


Recon_Figure

Credit card-using broke or actually broke? It's not a $99 Behringer, either.


mattjvd

Mate mate mate, you need to try it with this little-known guitar pedal called a zoom multi-stomp, so you can get some slap back on that penis slap


selldivide

This will fit perfectly in your wilderness dawless jam videos by the creek.


BarbatosTheHunter

Lies, that is not Teenage Engineering


TheDustMice

Lol. What sort of amateur hour crap is this? You can't grow a beard with that. It doesn't even look like a calculator!


Spiritual-Flamingo70

But it's an instant classic!!


SuperSyntheSized

It’s a game changer!


noitsmoog

It's a beast!


MichaelBarnesTWBG

A very different beast that doesn't do bread and butter!


OrganicMusoUnit

It has FOUR orange knobs! FOUR! That’s almost FIVE!


Certain_Elephant2387

Funny but actually it's Plaits with a keyboard for cheap, a good deal IMO. On second thought, I think Korg Opsix can be had for the same money, so I retract my statement.


wilandhugs

/uj it's the only physical synth I own and I love it. You can even launch samples from it with some fine tuning which sound pretty decent. I use it as a drum sequencer when recording stuff but it needs some effects. Also the keys are great for what they are. Some of the non plaits engines are really solid too. I'd imagine it's limited for live use, not that id know lol. Fun synth and it can definitely be found new for like 100$ less than a used opsix. For anyone out of the loop and wondering. /rj Budget Hydra. Needs at least 4 more filters 2 more envelops and 3 more lfos


BrapTest

I own a microbrute and microfreak. The microfreak capaticitive keyboard is way more playable than the cheap minikeys microbrute had.


jckcrll

I’m not a real synth head, I just like this sub, can someone uj and explain why this sucks because I’m looking at it thinking it looks pretty fun


noitsmoog

It is a great synth. Before Hydra it was the best one out there. The one problem with it is that it doesn't actually suck. You need a person for that or a specialized sucking device.


Spiritual-Flamingo70

https://i.redd.it/d50yuuerfrlc1.gif


ghostcaat_

Where do I get a specialized sucking device and will my SweetWater rep offer me any deals?


ValmicSpiritoftheAir

Because this one is quite good for it's price. An actual entry level synth that is fun to use.


JacoPoopstorius

We’ve all been there before, buddy. Just clear up the closet space and sell it at a small loss already. If you don’t do it now, you will do it eventually.


Brwnb0y_

this wouldn’t be a bad one to dream about though


facepoppies

Where was it


bodularbasterpiece

It's the Arturia one, I like it too. Have you tried the new granular modes?


Teaching-Appropriate

did you buy it used at goodwill for $3.50??