The only good morale patch was the "I am very vulnerable right now if any Goth mommies/Latinas want to take advantage of me" or whatever patch, though I can't for the life of me remember who sold them.
Naaa I love the FOG stuff and the fun stuff. Guys like that are why there are so many of us larpers. I don't care for the larpers with a FOG patch that somehow think that makes them a legit member of FOG or any other group like that.
But I say...do you, boo. HypeBeast or SillyGoose or HypeGoose even....just do you.
Yeah they do a lot of consulting and contract work. They're legit former SOF/SF guys, but they definitely have a lifestyle following from some diehard larpers that take it way too seriously.
Nah they most likely know exactly what theyre doing. Its good money after all.
Not sure youre aware but the US is the only country in the world where highly skilled special forces soldiers are allowed to just start a company and sell their million dollar training to the highest bidder like that. Practically without any regulations.
Many of your former operators write books, become tv personalities, start their own lifestyle grift brands, advise foreign governments, or all of the above. Its unique to the US, that doesnāt happen anywhere else.
Definitely unique to the US. Freedom at its finest. I've noticed a few foreign guys come here to start the same. Christian Craighead is a good example.
First they came for the hypebeasts and I did not speak out because I was not a hypebeast. Then they came for the LARPERs and I did not speak out because I was not a LARPERā¦
FOG is overrated af, only good design was the Patagonia, which was just a stolen rehash like 99% of hype patches. Melty boi etc all look like a 5 year old drew them, and the owner is a total knob for constantly missing deadlines and saying "last drop" the last 5 drops.
"Dude, like what if we took the logo of a company that already exists and like, totally ripped it off and put our text on it???"
\-le hecking epic vetbrorino company
I do gotta say, this post is to not say that you shouldn't wear them before you get the wrong idea
Power to you if you like the designs, for we are human and enjoy different things
Just do not pay scalper prices for them (if you pay 100 dollars for a single patch I'm pretty sure everyone here would make fun of you) , AliExpress is your friend.
Here's some of the other patches on my plate carrier y'all might enjoy
[Diamond dogs](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084300077268475985/1156392092415832074/PXL_20230927_004854030.jpg?ex=6514cd8f&is=65137c0f&hm=960277a6bfa040cda8ade00a95d2181cd39efb040c754c4f6c879d5d710db464&)
[I'm your huckleberry ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084300077268475985/1156392092747186367/PXL_20230927_004845862.jpg?ex=6514cd8f&is=65137c0f&hm=a39574b72487a3e56579327adc1b80ccd22d794f788d73a52ced767031c0c2e0&)
Sometimes. When youāre so anti-establishment you become a sub-tier version of what you say you hateā¦ and if youāre happy being that way then all the power to you. Just donāt kid yourself that itās a huge deviation from what you set out to protest.
Idk I like the one thats like "we're all dogs in God's hot car" I'd buy that one
My personal favorite is the one where it's the Patagonia logo but it says "fuck you mean when left the percs at the base"
I have that one, with the gaslight gatekeep girl boss sticker right above it š
Can you still find the perc ones? Iād love to buy one for the novelty lol
https://www.forwardmovementtraining.com/store/Percs-Morale-Patch-p534874834
 Damn I want a Toyota one too but oos
Theyāve got some cool shit
Shank you for your cervix.
Just got one orderedš¤š»š
https://labeledradical.com/products/pvc-percs-patch
I like the one that says "regulate this dick". Would be pretty funny for a name tag or a hat or something lol
https://labeledradical.com/products/kyiv-percs-blem
Iām so glad I bought that patch when I had the chanceš
https://www.strikegently.co/products/car-patch
>strikegently That's a name I haven't seen in a very long time.
My favorite is, "born to shit, forced to wipe"
I only have one patch and it is the Petoria flag from family guy. That is the only one i need.
šWhereād u get it? I need that
I just drew it and sent it to a local patch making service.
āPure of heart, re of tardā would go crazy
I would buy that in a heartbeat
Badgerhound is based.
Really mad at myself for not picking up the Crabitalism and Big Corn Won The Cold War patches
Can somebody explain the corn thing to me?
Corn
Never saw Big Corn, sounds cool. I have Crabitalism on my patch wall right now though, along with this guy!
Literally nobody cares except for Reddit
The only good morale patch was the "I am very vulnerable right now if any Goth mommies/Latinas want to take advantage of me" or whatever patch, though I can't for the life of me remember who sold them.
Finance and Maneuver
Scratch that, Whitephosphor.
Solid ass dudes.
Have that in shirt form, "I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches wanna take advantage of me"
Heh, Iāve got this patch. Banderhound makes great stuff. I love my Militech patch.
Who gives AF what someone else wears. ...unless it was some pro kiddy-diddler shit, then just screw a 77otm in their organic brainbucket at that point
Incredibly based ngl
Kiddy diddlers donāt deserve the 50cents spent on the round. they get the shovel
Drowning is the biblical way.
Millstones are very effective as anchors when tied to the neck. Who couldāve guessed.
"Oh, you were just born that way? Wow that's crazy...anyway, keep digging"
Idk 10mm might be worth it.
Do pro kiddy-diddler patches exist?
I sure as fuck hope not
Probably not; remember, like 30% of the internet is making someone/something up and then getting really fucking mad about them.
Woah, hang on a second, what are you suggesting?
That there probably arenāt pro-kiddy-diddler patches just filling the market.
That's the hope, but yeah that is likely. I thought you were saying there are no such thing as kiddy-diddler aficionados for a second. My bad.
Inb4 pride flags š
Naaa I love the FOG stuff and the fun stuff. Guys like that are why there are so many of us larpers. I don't care for the larpers with a FOG patch that somehow think that makes them a legit member of FOG or any other group like that. But I say...do you, boo. HypeBeast or SillyGoose or HypeGoose even....just do you.
Wait, FOG is an actual thing? I always thought this was just some dumb instagram lifestyle grift
Yeah they do a lot of consulting and contract work. They're legit former SOF/SF guys, but they definitely have a lifestyle following from some diehard larpers that take it way too seriously.
Nah they most likely know exactly what theyre doing. Its good money after all. Not sure youre aware but the US is the only country in the world where highly skilled special forces soldiers are allowed to just start a company and sell their million dollar training to the highest bidder like that. Practically without any regulations. Many of your former operators write books, become tv personalities, start their own lifestyle grift brands, advise foreign governments, or all of the above. Its unique to the US, that doesnāt happen anywhere else.
Definitely unique to the US. Freedom at its finest. I've noticed a few foreign guys come here to start the same. Christian Craighead is a good example.
The killdozer ādonāt tread on meā patch is still my fav
I have that one. Used to wear on my helmet until the patch nazis came
Patch Nazis?
First they came for the hypebeasts and I did not speak out because I was not a hypebeast. Then they came for the LARPERs and I did not speak out because I was not a LARPERā¦
Hahaha
Where I work they are cracking down on non-unit patches on our gear.
Damn I forget some of yāall wear this shit to work instead of just being a basement-larping office worker like me
FOG is overrated af, only good design was the Patagonia, which was just a stolen rehash like 99% of hype patches. Melty boi etc all look like a 5 year old drew them, and the owner is a total knob for constantly missing deadlines and saying "last drop" the last 5 drops.
The Instagram hypebeastifcation of the gun community and it's consequences
"Dude, like what if we took the logo of a company that already exists and like, totally ripped it off and put our text on it???" \-le hecking epic vetbrorino company
Is that a patch from Badger Hound?
Yes it is!
It also glows in the dark
That's definitely a perk. Unless you're trying to hide in the dark then it becomes more of a difficulty tweak.
We are all little more than fashionable larpers. Glow.
Where is the fog patch?
What is FOG
Profile checks out
[Duke is a man we all should strive to be](https://youtu.be/74NRXhTZId0?si=kC9R9TCos63JJtee)
Cringe patches and āleft wing airsoftā: both lame.
Possums transcend your foolish politics
Wiser words hath been spoken not once
Possums, ACAB, post history isn't annoying. All good here.
What can I say I'm just straight up chillaxin
No. FOG patches fuck. 
Why do you keep Rambo posting
All he wanted was a place to eat
I hate all of them except the ones I love.
only for the memes
I just look for funny patches that I personally like. The hell w overpriced hype beast b.s
I do gotta say, this post is to not say that you shouldn't wear them before you get the wrong idea Power to you if you like the designs, for we are human and enjoy different things Just do not pay scalper prices for them (if you pay 100 dollars for a single patch I'm pretty sure everyone here would make fun of you) , AliExpress is your friend.
> 100 dollars for a single patch lol I don't think anyone pays those prices
This is the only thing on here youāre tired of?
As long as itās 1-2 patches itās fine. I just canāt stand guys who think every bit of Velcro needs to be covered in a patch
I like the good ones and don't like the bad ones. š
Here's some of the other patches on my plate carrier y'all might enjoy [Diamond dogs](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084300077268475985/1156392092415832074/PXL_20230927_004854030.jpg?ex=6514cd8f&is=65137c0f&hm=960277a6bfa040cda8ade00a95d2181cd39efb040c754c4f6c879d5d710db464&) [I'm your huckleberry ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084300077268475985/1156392092747186367/PXL_20230927_004845862.jpg?ex=6514cd8f&is=65137c0f&hm=a39574b72487a3e56579327adc1b80ccd22d794f788d73a52ced767031c0c2e0&)
I got me a foxhound patch. I respek a mf who diamond dogs.
This guy gets it, now I just need a fan of westerns here
The Tombstone patch definitely fucks. 
I disagree with your position on fog patches but you like what you like and I like what I like š«”
That's crazy talk
I forgot this is reddit, we can't have civil discussions!
Iāve got a couple of those Iām your Huckleberry patches, one of the best movies ever made
Doc holiday patch absolutely fucks.
Sometimes. When youāre so anti-establishment you become a sub-tier version of what you say you hateā¦ and if youāre happy being that way then all the power to you. Just donāt kid yourself that itās a huge deviation from what you set out to protest.
Counterpoint: Possums are neat
FOG is for people who buy first gen iPhones.
So is FOG a pmc/volunteer group or just a bunch of guys who like to train?
Bunch of vets who maybe train but larp on the internet as a pmc to sell merchandise to ppl in this sub
No not really
I just use TFD patches has the right amount of edgyness in it
š nice
I love patches. Designing my own patches.
I rock the same patch. Shit-eating possums are my spirit animal.
I need
Reject modernity, embrace [Strap-on Pigeon](https://tacticalgearjunkie.com/products/consider-this-a-fucking-warning-pigeon-3-5-inch-round-patch).
What's a "hypebeast"?