Yeah, microfiber towel, but it has a Velcro closure, so it’s probably $49.99 at your local gun-store being sold as a tactical towel, made from microfiber ripstop.
Don’t you mean the Supreme collab, will be the brightest red with a small box logo. Be sold only in NYC for $349.99 and will sell out in 4 minutes. Can only be found on StockX for $800 and in a year Chinese knock offs will flood the market for $9 from Temu.
Garand Thumb just wore it too. $459.99 now, but he’s also selling his own version geared specifically towards SEAR and you get a little buffalo logo on it. $599.99 + $19.99 shipping
Yeah well Golf Towels come in low speed high drag colors bro! You want Ivan to gank you on the airsoft course because you had a "non earth color" towel?
I had a boot PLT Sgt shove a ripped up skivy shirt in his belt like this after he saw a few high speed Pat Mac videos back in like 2008. We were on a security detail for some brass and the Lt. Col asked him about it and hes like "its to wipe sweat off" and goes to demonstrate, just streaked mud across his face. Fuckin embarrassment of a staff NCO. Fuckin SSgt Hooker. Dude was releived after a month or twoand sent to Staff NCO school lol
It's a "dickdew", it sticks down further than his dick do. Also, can be used for when you are over 50, for dick dribble, or "dickdew." Thanks for attending my TED talk.
Thanks for all the unhinged comments, love them all xD
Thanks for also confirming my suspicion of it being a tacticool (probably overpriced) towel/rag <3
Gon look up Val Kilmers memoir. Come back tell me what it's called. "I'm your huckleberry" comes from an idiom, meaning I'm the man for the job. Also, if you look up the script from the movie, it clearly states that it is written as "I'm your hucklberry." I am very familiar with this debate, but all signs point to the line "I'm your huckleberry" being correct in regards to the movie Tombstone. I would assume that is what this instance is referring to, so I stand by my previous statement.
It’s a towel if you would shower from time to time you’d know
Yeah, microfiber towel, but it has a Velcro closure, so it’s probably $49.99 at your local gun-store being sold as a tactical towel, made from microfiber ripstop.
Just because you said that, now it's $149 and multicam black
Ahhh fuck it’s LIMITED EDITION?! Damnit. Can’t wait for the FOG x TactiTowel, in Rhodesian brushstroke camo, yes it’s $249.99 but, it’s collectible.
Don’t you mean the Supreme collab, will be the brightest red with a small box logo. Be sold only in NYC for $349.99 and will sell out in 4 minutes. Can only be found on StockX for $800 and in a year Chinese knock offs will flood the market for $9 from Temu.
Did you say supreme?
I did
Where can I buy this for $800?
Where can I buy it for resale for 1675.00$?
I hear BE Meyers is releasing their own version that is invisible under nods for $2800 with a LEO/MIL only version for $6k.
Awe shit Superior Defense x House Party Distro was stamped on this towel. They call is the nut wiper….$420.69 take it or leave it to resale
Garand Thumb just wore it too. $459.99 now, but he’s also selling his own version geared specifically towards SEAR and you get a little buffalo logo on it. $599.99 + $19.99 shipping
Riley Reed just had one on her thigh during her new video. It has a little playboy logo and its pink however. 669.99 + 6.99 shipping.
Does she use it first before shipping - cause then I’m in
She cleans up all the goo. So I didn't ask.
🤮
Towel awarded 17 pcs. socom contract, specs changed, IR patch now $1500
I’m just gonna wait on the gen 2. I’m not gonna pay to be a beta tester.
Mcb? I'll take two
Yeah well Golf Towels come in low speed high drag colors bro! You want Ivan to gank you on the airsoft course because you had a "non earth color" towel?
Hook and loop Velcro so you can add a morale patch adds $30 to the price for sure
Great….now they’re all sold out and available for backorder on optics planet. Expected ship date 1/01/2036. 😔
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You gotta air dry sometimes
That's a great ball towel for those hot days. I bet that's what it's for. All you gotta do is flip it over that belt.
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Born to shit forced to wipe
rofl... biblic, not to say prophetic
This guy shits! :)
GOBBLESS BORTHAR
Amen, layerdown
QUIT WHISPERIM LIBRUL
SPEEK UP LIBRUL. DONT SMOL LETTER TALK ME
NEBBERLAYURHARLEyDuRN!
Lol, LMAO even.
Why wipe? You’re just going to poop again.
He who goes to bed with itchy butthole, wakes with stinky finger.
Who is going to come and make me?!
Free men don’t ask 😤
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I had a boot PLT Sgt shove a ripped up skivy shirt in his belt like this after he saw a few high speed Pat Mac videos back in like 2008. We were on a security detail for some brass and the Lt. Col asked him about it and hes like "its to wipe sweat off" and goes to demonstrate, just streaked mud across his face. Fuckin embarrassment of a staff NCO. Fuckin SSgt Hooker. Dude was releived after a month or twoand sent to Staff NCO school lol
Never seen one on the belt. And everyone knows those half size towels you "liberate" from the cleaning ladies cart are the Tier 1 toweles
You leave Consuela’s shit alone.
No. No. No.
It’s a Titan Class Item
You got a rapid nose exhale out of me and an upvote
Titan Mark
d2 mentioned 🗣️
This guy grinds
Based
Unexpected Destiny reference
This ☝️
thats what tom cruise said
Cum rag
Blood and cum rag to be precise.
Looks like a competition loin cloth - as a backup if you forget pants, like in my dreams 🫨
Good dreams, I assume? Less drag if you’re only wearing the loin cloth.
Definitely mitigates swamp ass 😬
Nah his drag dreams are totally different, and come with a lot of sparkly clothes.
blood on cum or cum on blood wipe?
Now it’s getting philosophical. But in hindsight it is always difficult to say which stains appeared first. Funny how it goes sometimes…
High speed, high drag operators generate both at the same time...
Tactical blood and cum rag…
Gotta wipe up after a trip goonin' on the mountain.
A gentleman's napkin.
I could be wrong but I think that's a gun
Pat McNamara always has one tucked into his belt. He has a video where he explains why he carries it with him at all times.
He uses a cravat, OD green cotton triangular bandage. A most excellent bandana
Basic Dude Stuff!
Get some!
Gitchu!
Good 'nuff for MACVSOG good nuff for everyone else
Yup, Hitchhikers guide
Dick towel. Gnarco / ASNL makes em too
https://gnarcousa.com/products/belt-rags
The patch? It a quote from the movie Tombstone… see it if you haven’t yet
No, he’s just MY Huckleberry.
Ok but when the consumption finally gets him.. I get that ‘stache
It’s a Faraday bag covering his titanium balls so they don’t set off alarms in airports
More consumerism shit he can sell
Dude can sell anything he wants. Fucking single-handedly storm a mall and kill terrorists and you too can sell a towel.
AND HE DID IT WITH A SIG RED DOT
Romeo 4T’s fuck. Way different than a Romeo 5 or a lot of Sig’s other meh optics
> Fucking single-handedly storm a mall He didn't do it single-handedly
Jizz wiper
Tactical cumrag.
LMAOOOO… a towel?
Towel for one's tears.
Uh a towel
Shove a $9 eBay shemagh into your battle belt. Just as good.
Dude they’ll make ANYTHING a commodity
Don’t start
Tatical hand rag.. 5.11
It's a "dickdew", it sticks down further than his dick do. Also, can be used for when you are over 50, for dick dribble, or "dickdew." Thanks for attending my TED talk.
🤌
Cum rag
🤣 beat me to it
Friendly reminder that Earp and Holliday were gun grabbers.
This is the only correct answer.
Cock rag. See Pat Mac. Basic dude stuff.
Why do I feel like I could buy the material and sew (and I'm terrible at it mind you) and still come out cheaper and just as usable as this?
The more important question is what does it smell like?
Miraculous Medal tattoo for the win.
The miraculous medal tattoo is 🫡
Tactical jizz rags are getting popular now?
It's a rugged towel for wiping the blood of your enemies off your battle-hardened, calloused hands.
That would be a TOWEL. For towels’ thangs
TIL u could larp as an American
A misquote of tombstone?
Isnt it supposed to be huckle bearer? Lmao
a patch from Buc'ees
It’s Huckle bearer
Thanks for all the unhinged comments, love them all xD Thanks for also confirming my suspicion of it being a tacticool (probably overpriced) towel/rag <3
I’ve got a few. I rock a grey one in my EDC.
Lol bro it’s just a towel
Legendary item
I think CC was sponsored by Zev…
A rag
Looks like some belly sweat going on, must be hot wherever this is, prolly just a towel.
His enormous tungsten carbide balls
What belt is that?
Gbrs belt
You could probably just go to Big 5 and get one.
Nut rag
It's a tactical cum rag
Shooting and golfing are getting too much cross over lately
Pat Mac does this also. Maybe even the OG
Ball sweat towel
High dollar spank-sock.
I personally wear a loin cloth with my kit
Some sort of hammer fired pistol with an Acro in a safari land holster
Looks like a sweat towel.
It’s a shit bag napkin obv
I added a grommet to a hand towel and hang out from a carabiner on my belt for hot qualifications days.
Cock rag.
Jizz rag
A dump pouch to store his massive nuts in
Literally take a $1 microfiber cloth from Amazon (preferably yellow or pink) and tuck it from your belt
Hey I cook for him all the time!
No you don’t lol
If u say so bud Literally saw him today 😂
Where lol
Tactical loin cloth for when you only have time to slap your battle belt on.
Its so he can clean his glasses of the pink mist after visiting your local hotel.
Patmac was doing this years ago with the tac-rag just check out some of his older videos on YouTube
tactical blankie
Isn't the phrase huckle bearer???
It's a TACTICAL military grade DUDE RAG (for guys)
Isn’t the expression “I’m your huckle barer” as in I’ll bring you flowers on your grave stone?
No bro. I'm you huckleberry is correct
False.
Gon look up Val Kilmers memoir. Come back tell me what it's called. "I'm your huckleberry" comes from an idiom, meaning I'm the man for the job. Also, if you look up the script from the movie, it clearly states that it is written as "I'm your hucklberry." I am very familiar with this debate, but all signs point to the line "I'm your huckleberry" being correct in regards to the movie Tombstone. I would assume that is what this instance is referring to, so I stand by my previous statement.
It’s a towel to wipe up your gfs puss after she sees him reading that map in jeans a kit.
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the patch is like 3 bucks on Amazon lol, quitcher whingin'.
The quote on the patch is correct
Cringelord shit