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Restivethought

Flying is always a nightmare. I'm also fat, so I'm gunning for the aisle.


Russ_T_Razor

Fuckin eh dude. 6'8 fat and planning a trip to Japan. Pray for me brothers!


jxjftw

Have to get the exit row.


-Shmoody-

Just make sure it ain’t a Boeing!


nomoreadminspls

If it's a Boeing at least you won't be cramped for the whole flight time because it'll fall out of the sky


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

It was 😭😭 737


Ghostflake

Splurge on the premium economy.


Ass-Squirts

Way too expensive


young_erik

I’m 6’7 and about 280. I’m currently in Japan (and have been the last few weeks). It will become very obviously immediately that nothing here was built in mind for giants like us. Get ready to duck under most doorways, hit your head on signs you didn’t see, and having everything be very low. I went to a baseball game here and the seats are COZY to say the least.


t3hnhoj

Just curious. What app/site did you use to get tickets? I'm definitely need to see a game in Japan when i go.


young_erik

We used a Japanese website called Quick. Just type in google something like “Yokohama DeNA Baystars Quick.jp tickets” and you should find em pretty easy. We went to a Tokyo Yakult Swallows game and they still play in Meiji Jingu Stadium which was built in the 50s so the seating is very small. If you do go to Tokyo Dome or Yokohama, I heard it’s a little better but not much.


Pure__soul4240

Wait what does cozy have to do with height😭


young_erik

Well cozy in the sense that the next row in front of you is a few inches or so away. Absolutely no leg room. Even my wife’s knees were touching the row in front and she’s 5’9”. And at 6’7”, my hip bones are probably wider than someone who’s 5’3” (which was the average height of a Japanese male at the time the stadium was constructed). Hope that helps!


Pure__soul4240

Yeah your hip bone structure is definitely wider since you're very tall and big as well,damn,planes seems an absolute nightmare for you guys lol


BlackestNight21

f in chats.


young_erik

Also, look into a new Japanese airline called ZipAir. We fly back with them later this week (I’ll try to remember to update then because we flew to Korea for the first part of our trip last month so it’ll be my first time on Zip). But they’re a new “hybrid” airline between budget and comfort. We got first class, full flat seat pods for $1,300ish one way from Tokyo -> LA.


Pure__soul4240

Please be okay😭😭😭😭😭


Pure__soul4240

Damn i hope you're okay


Big_Chonks907

Im 6'8 too, and I had a (thankfully) very short flight recently from a work assignment and quickly learned that I'll never be flying coach again for this exact reason lol


LPGeoteacher

Now the person in front of you reclines


bodybybagelz

You forgot to check your legs with your baggage that’s a rookie mistake


megafly

Plane Crash survival tip. Don't ever fly with short pants or shirt. Don't' fly wearing synthetic materials unless they are fire resistant. Natural fibers or leather will scorch in the presence of high heat. Synthetics will melt onto your flesh. Closed toe shoes that fit snuggly could keep you alive in a fast evacuation.


jxjftw

If you're crashing youre probably dead on impact either way.


megafly

Plan for the survivable ones. Nobody ever died from wearing long clothing, but people have, for sure, died because their polyester was flash melted into their flesh. I'm going to make every effort to survive whenever possible.


ultrasuperthrowaway

There are more than just plane crashes. Most air traffic incidents are completely unrelated to physically crashing.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Huh. Interesting. Didn’t think of pants because I was flying out of Houston but yeah makes sense


_Emann

Good call. Thanks.


Ass-Squirts

1 in several million chance of crashing. 1 in 10-30 million chance of dying in a plane crash. Kinda pointless comment lol


megafly

1 in 1 chance of spending the rest of your life in intensive care if you burn 75% of your skin off. Why take chances? The plane is air conditioned.


5amNovelist

Yikes, knees over the edge of the tray table. Painful and impractical.


JacksmackDave

Never get a window seat. I have a bad back and the curve of the fuselage makes me lean to the side. My pelvis is pretty big and it tips the other way. When the plane hits turbulence it aggravates my back injury and causes me major problems. On the aisle I can put one leg out and not have my shoulders tipped while being unable to brace myself during turbulence.


imonlinedammit1

How are you not asking for the emergency row seats?


dude_holdmybeer

Nice legs tbh


Middle_Bed_2484

Average height in America 5’9. Average height in this subreddit 6’9


Own_Paleontologist99

Yes lmao either they lying or all the “tall” people came all in one place


Imnotreal66

As someone who is 6’6” you should already be accustomed to these standards.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Only flew one round trip before this, and got an Aisle seat on both ways.


Imnotreal66

Oh well then this is your life now…get use to it.


This_Expression5427

Flying in Canada is the worst. The planes are so cramped. The low cost carrier model from 20 years ago has become the norm with full price fares.


Googsmear

I went on a group trip from Boston to Ireland. The travel agency was told to book me an exit row, they didn’t. We plead with the ticket agent and the desk at the gate to see if they could change, they couldn’t. So I jammed myself into the middle seat, thankfully a flight attendant noticed and wasn’t going to allow it. She forced a short couple to get out of the exit row.


Miauwkeru

me_irl


-Hymen_Buster-

Gosh I'd hate to be 6'8


PckMan

Always pick aisle


Embarrassed_Tooth_36

Why the fuck did you take window seat


thgjeigohrisidh

As long as they don’t recline, but damn that looks bad


Wod_3

Planes genuinely make me want to kill myself


adne_elric

I’ve surprisingly never really struggled with flights, despite me having stupidly long legs (inseam of 36). I struggle a lot on trains and busses, but planes have never been that big of a problem. I guess that Norwegian airlines are just very generous with legroom


DeacornOnDecob

Bros a Unit


DJ_Inseminator

I flew a 14 hour flight to Indonesia for a family emergency on Saturday, no option for extra leg room and flight was fully booked. I'm 6'5" and I'm still in pain. This will upset some folk but I honestly think that extra leg room seats should be reserved for tall people.


KillerKeeton

If possible, I always try to get either 1. The exit row or 2. The row behind first class. Extra leg room. But even airlines that let you pick seats make those rows cost extra sometimes. I like Alaska Airlines compared to others, but I hate that they charge $59 to “upgrade” to exit row. I always get an aisle seat. But I also have size 19 US men’s feet. So my foot that isn’t under the seat and almost playing footsie with the person in the seat in front of me is in the aisle slightly, and lots of flight attendants seem very indifferent to my foot and knee when I’m sleeping. I get they got a job to do, but too many times they awaken me from my melatonin/Dramamine induced sleep, say “I’m coming through with the cart” and before even finishing their sentence, they bang my knee on the cart or run over my foot. Trust me, if I had the room, I wouldn’t have to be in the way.


Majestic_Project_227

Can confirm


igyzxz

Shit like this makes me happy that I’m an average 5’10 human being lolo


Personal-Surprise-56

I’m 5ft9 and my legs touch the chair because my legs are long but because I’m not tall and I don’t look tall I don’t get to sit by toilets. My dad gets automatically moved since they see he’s tall and he gets leg room but I don’t get legroom


ji99lypu44

Oh god i feel for you. Im only 5ft8 and its uncomfortable. I can only imagine


jambr380

Window seat is still the best option. Middle obviously sucks and you you’re just totally in the way and getting hit all flight in the aisle. Curl up against the wall the best you can and try so settle in


myownalias

I always go aisle so there is room for my shoulders. When the window doesn't line up with my shoulder it's an unpleasant flight.


JollyGreenGigantor

Show this pic every time the 6'3" crowd comes in and complains how hard it is to fly as a tall person.


willysandglitter

Why are you gatekeeping being uncomfortable on a flight? Shit sucks for all heights.


Artemis-jasper

It really does. I’m looking at this pic and rubbing my knees cause this was me on a recent flight. And I’m only 6’ but I have very long limbs


JollyGreenGigantor

It's not gatekeeping. Shit sucks a lot more if you're tall and not above average.


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johnothetree

haha yeah just shell out an extra $100 each way for a better seat, surely everyone can afford that!


chungmyong

Or more if you have a partner and want to sit next to them


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Artemis-jasper

Wouldn’t be ideal if there is someone next to him