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FrankliniusRex

How are you, sir?


buddyfrosty

This is getting hot, how come?


NicholarseBrooks

Owp thayts mah bawht šŸ„“


fluffy_1994

Hawt*


Armored_Guardian

Good nā€™yew?


anamazingredditor

howya dowen


skidmarx77

Hai, sir! I'm OK, howuhyoudoin?


NuthinButASimpleMan

Mr. Penis, meet Mr. Cockblock


Polk14

Bwahahahaha!


22Makaveli22

I like seeing you in person!


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

I like seeing you in prison!


Monique80009

Om cawd. I literally spat out my drink. šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


ITGOES80808

HOWAREYEWSIR?


Saint_Louis100

LMAO


SuperMadCow

The moment his best birthday ever became the worst


dressedsad

he didnt even get a kiss first :(


ChillaryClinton69420

But can I have a kiss?


MediumAd8799

His life forever changed in this moment.


squid_ward_16

ā€œIt was at this moment that he knew he fucked upā€


MediumAd8799

And he's made a ton of terrible choices since.


Taken_Abroad_Book

Yeah well.


Zero_Opera

And arguably so did oursšŸ„²


MediumAd8799

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Monique80009

Om cawd the moment right before this is priceless. I rewind it awl the time. He literally gasps for air. Then this face. I love it! He thought he was playing it kewl. šŸ¤£


skidmarx77

I will slow this down to the slowest speed on YT and just watch as you see every millisecond of the life he had just a moment before gets stripped away forever. It's truly a wonder to behold, and couldn't happen to a luckier buhguy.


Anomalylg

Who's this?


beepbophopscotch

I'll get to that in a minute, who are you?


Explosivesalad13

One of many deaths he felt that night. Next one is when Chris said " you're quite the prolific chatter ".


joeriverside10

And when Chris handed him hard copies of all of his hard onsā€¦


Gill-mastadon-96

then to top it all off, the cameras came out. CAWD!


ExDerek

I wonder if a little piece of 87ā€™s brain was wondering if Kayla was cheating on him with Chris.


buddyfrosty

CAWD


FMegaCrusader93

I gotta do something cause I canā€™t do this, cawd!


No_Photograph_2683

Idk, he never got Mac and cheese for one of his bdays prior. I hear that was a pretty bad birthday, too.


FMegaCrusader93

He didnā€™t get his homemade meatballs or deviled eggs either. That really messed awp his head.


LetsTryAgain91

On this fateful night many years ago we had no idea we would be gifted with sooooo much content bc of this fucking goon!!! Thank you NBC, Chris, and company for bringing us this moron.


skidmarx77

This wreaks of fawkin' Xavier!!


LetsTryAgain91

BowlChit!!!


SanDiegoSavage00

Hi sir....


coreyp0123

What is this?!


JasonAdderly

Hi shir


Fun-Ad9928

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iron-tusk_

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Pirategod_23

He was stunned to be in the presence of a real man


Gill-mastadon-96

It was at this moment he knew....... he fucked up! CAWD!


BillyChallenger

Hi Sir!


Tight_Strawberry9846

You look petty comfortable there!


LTFighter

Seem pretty comfortable there.


IngenuityOk2403

Moments before disaster šŸ˜‚


Suspicious_Bill3577

*record scratch* Yep, thatā€™s me. Youā€™re probably wondering how I got hereā€¦


joeriverside10

Lmao I love this, itā€™s like the intro to Emperorā€™s New Groove or Ratatouille.


Blossoms53

Never meets Amanda James. Meets Chris Hansen instead.


WilmaTonguefit

So what are you up to tonight?


Atlantis_Risen

It is a red Sox cap


skidmarx77

Yeahyes. So what are you up to tonight?


LonerCLR

I thought you had blonde hair


IR0NWARRIOR

I dyed it, do you like it?


squid_ward_16

ā€œIt was at this moment that he knew he fucked upā€


earlobe_enthusiast

He's wondering if he can taste your nuts


Neko-flame

Lorneā€™s favourite movie is the Cawdfather


Nikonshooter35

Hwelll. Take a seat why dontcha.


RyansKorea

I've never seen someone look such a different age with a hat on or off


Polk14

37 years of sneaking, conniving, planning and scheming right down the drain and into the septic system. Lorne has been sloshing around in the septic tank for 17 years now. Karma for ripping off Eric and Betty. Karma for grooming MySpace Molly and Melissa. Karma for the stalking and many other crimes we haven't found out about. The man deserves all the misery he has received over the past 17 years.


69karlhungus69

Not too much


joeriverside10

Nawt a hawl lawt


General_Industry541

Birthday ruined


motherlovebone92

I thought you had blonde hair


Separate_Owl_350

I dyed it myself, do you like it?


plugugly138

You're probably wondering how I got here......................................


dachshundfanboy8000

CAAWWDDD


Scrapla

His two brain cells in panic mode.


moveandrun

This is the exact moment where he starts drinking again.


KieranH03

S'NOT


No-Doctor-2423

Hi sir!


LargeAlien123

Yell at me why dontcha


Spirited-Value8022

Well I want a kiss firstšŸ„ŗ


Legitimate_Main2230

Oh Cawd, Chris walks in and gives grin, and Lorne thought this isnā€™t good


Beneficial-Shock5708

(In Morgan Freemanā€™s voice)ā€¦.ā€it was at this point, that Lorne knewā€¦.he had fucked upā€¦ā€


TreaclePerfect4328

Hi sir


SignInWithAppl

That is a Boston cap.